第 92 节
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  me that you were guilty of that abuse of confidence (about which I
  intended to write you a piece of my mind) in order to give a
  knock…down blow to my relations by proving that a man capable of
  making such complicated calculations as your discovery required
  was not a man to put in a lunatic asylum or drag before a
  judiciary council。 That argument pleases me; and it makes such a
  good answer to the infamous proceedings of my relations that I
  praise you for having had the idea。 But you sold it to me; that
  argument; pretty dear when you put me in company with a star; for
  you know very well THAT propinquity wouldn't please me at all。 It
  is not at my age; and after solving the great problem of perpetual
  motion; that a man could take up with such rubbish as that;good
  only for boys and greenhorns like you; and that is what I have
  taken the liberty this morning to go and tell the minister of
  public instruction; by whom I must say I was received with the
  most perfect urbanity。 I asked him to see whether; as he had made
  a mistake and sent them to the wrong address; he could not take
  back his cross and his pension;though to be sure; as I told him;
  I deserved them for other things。
  〃The government;〃 he replied; 〃is not in the habit of making
  mistakes; what it does is always properly done; and it never
  annuls an ordinance signed by the hand of his Majesty。 Your great
  labors have deserved the two favors the King has granted you; it
  is a long…standing debt; which I am happy to pay off in his name。〃
  〃But Felix?〃 I said; 〃because after all for a young man it is not
  such a bad discovery。〃
  〃Monsieur Felix Phellion;〃 replied the minister; 〃will receive in
  the course of the day his appointment to the rank of Chevalier of
  the Legion of honor; I will have it signed this morning by the
  king。 Moreover; there is a vacant place at the Academy of
  Sciences; and if you are not a candidate for it〃
  〃I; in the Academy!〃 I interrupted; with the frankness of speech
  you know I always use; 〃I execrate academies; they are stiflers;
  extinguishers; assemblages of sloths; idlers; shops with big signs
  and nothing to sell inside〃
  〃Well; then;〃 said the minister; smiling; 〃I think that at the
  next election Monsieur Felix Phellion will have every chance; and
  among those chances I count the influence of the government which
  is secured to him。〃
  There; my poor boy; is all that I have been able to do to reward
  your good intentions and to prove to you that I am no longer
  angry。 I think the relations are going to pull a long face。 Come
  and talk about it to…day at four o'clock;for I don't dine after
  bedtime; as I saw some people doing last night in a house where I
  had occasion to mention your talents in a manner that was very
  advantageous to you。 Madame Lambert; who does better with a
  saucepan than with pen and ink; shall distinguish herself; though
  it is Friday; and she never lets me off a fast day。 But she has
  promised us a fish dinner worthy of an archbishop; with a fine
  half…bottle of champagne (doubled if need be) to wash it down。
  Your old professor and friend;
  Picot (Nepomucene);
  Chevalier of the Legion of honor。
  P。S。Do you think you could obtain from your respectable mother a
  little flask of that old and excellent cognac you once gave me?
  Not a drop remains; and yesterday I was forced to drink some stuff
  only fit to bathe horses' feet; as I did not hesitate to say to
  the beautiful Hebe who served it to me。
  〃Of course he shall have some;〃 said Madame Phellion; 〃not a flask;
  but a gallon。〃
  〃And I;〃 said Minard; 〃who pique myself on mine; which didn't come
  from Brigitte's grocer either; I'll send him several bottles; but
  don't tell him who sent them; Monsieur le chevalier; for you never can
  tell how that singular being will take things。〃
  〃Wife;〃 said Phellion; suddenly; 〃get me my black coat and a white
  cravat。〃
  〃Where are you going?〃 asked Madame Phellion。 〃To the minister; to
  thank him?〃
  〃Bring me; I say; those articles of habiliment。 I have an important
  visit to make; and Monsieur le maire will; I know; excuse me。〃
  〃I myself must be off;〃 said Minard。 〃I; too; have important business;
  though it isn't about a star。〃
  Questioned in vain by Felix and his wife; Phellion completed his
  attire with a pair of white gloves; sent for a carriage; and; at the
  end of half an hour; entered the presence of Brigitte; whom he found
  presiding over the careful putting away of the china; glass; and
  silver which had performed their several functions the night before。
  Leaving these housekeeping details; she received her visitor。
  〃Well; papa Phellion;〃 she said; when they were both seated in the
  salon; 〃you broke your word yesterday; you were luckier than the rest。
  Do you know what a trick that notary played us?〃
  〃I know all;〃 said Phellion; 〃and it is the check thus unexpectedly
  given to the execution of your plans that I shall take for the text of
  an important conversation which I desire to have with you。 Sometimes
  Providence would seem to take pleasure in counteracting our best…laid
  schemes; sometimes; also; by means of the obstacles it raises in our
  path; it seems to intend to indicate that we are bearing too far to
  the right or to the left; and should pause to reflect upon our way。〃
  〃Providence!〃 said Brigitte the strong…minded;〃Providence has
  something else to do than to look after us。〃
  〃That is one opinion;〃 said Phellion; 〃but I myself am accustomed to
  see its decrees in the little as well as the great things of life; and
  certainly; if it had allowed the fulfilment of your engagements with
  Monsieur de la Peyrade to be even partially begun yesterday; you would
  not have seen me here to…day。〃
  〃Then;〃 said Brigitte; 〃do you think that by default of a notary the
  marriage will not take place? They do say that for want of a monk the
  abbey won't come to a standstill。〃
  〃Dear lady;〃 said the great citizen; 〃you will do me the justice to
  feel that neither I; nor my wife; have ever attempted to influence
  your decision; we have allowed our young people to love each other
  without much consideration as to where that attachment would lead〃
  〃It led to upsetting their minds;〃 said Brigitte; 〃that's what love
  is; and that's why I deprived myself of it。〃
  〃What you say is; indeed; true of my unfortunate son;〃 resumed
  Phellion; 〃for; notwithstanding the noble distractions he has
  endeavored to give to his sorrow; he is to…day so miserably overcome
  by it that this morning; in spite of the glorious success he has just
  obtained; he was speaking to me of undertaking a voyage of
  circumnavigation around the globe;a rash enterprise which would
  detain him from his native land at least three years; if; indeed; he
  escaped the dangers of so prolonged a journey。〃
  〃Well;〃 said Brigitte; 〃it isn't a bad idea; he'll return consoled;
  having discovered three or four more new stars。〃
  〃His present discovery suffices;〃 said Phellion; with double his
  ordinary gravity; 〃and it is under the auspices of that triumph; which
  has placed his name at so great a height in the scientific world; that
  I have the assurance to say to you; point…blank: Mademoiselle; I have
  come to ask you; on behalf of my son; who loves as he is beloved; for
  the hand in marriage of Mademoiselle Celeste Colleville。〃
  〃But; my dear man;〃 replied Brigitte; 〃it is too late; remember that
  we are DIAMETRICALLY engaged to la Peyrade。〃
  〃It is never; they say; too late to do well; and yesterday it would
  have been in my judgment too early。 My son; having to offer an
  equivalent for a fortune; could not say to you until to…day: 'Though
  Celeste; by your generosity has a 〃dot〃 which mine is far from
  equalling; yet I have the honor to be a member of the Royal order of
  the Legion of honor; and shortly; according to appearance; I shall be
  a member of the Royal Academy of Sciences; one of the five branches of
  the Institute。'〃
  〃Certainly;〃 said Brigitte; 〃Felix is getting to be a very pretty
  match; but we have passed our word to la Peyrade; the banns are
  published at the mayor's office; and unless something extraordinary
  happens the contract will be signed。 La Peyrade is very busy about
  Thuillier's election; which he has now got into good shape; we have
  capital engaged with him in the affair of this newspaper; and it would
  be impossible to go back on our promise; even if we wished to do so。〃
  〃So;〃 said Phellion; 〃in one of the rare occasions of life when reason
  and inclination blend together; you think you must be guided solely by
  the question of material interests。 Celeste; as we know; has no
  inclination for Monsieur de la Peyrade。 Brought up with Felix〃
  〃Brought up with Felix!〃 interrupted Brigitte。 〃She was given a period
  of time to choose between Monsieur de la Peyrade and your son;that's
  how we coerce her; if you please;and she would not take Monsieur
  Felix; whose atheism is too well known。〃
  〃You are mistaken; mademoiselle; my son is not an atheist; for
  Voltaire himself doubted if there could be atheists; and no later than
  yesterday; in this house; an ecclesiastic; as admira