old　carriage　drove　away。
  Then　came　his　Transparency　the　Duke　and　Transparent
  family；　with　his　great　officers　of　state　and　household。　　He
  bowed　serenely　to　everybody。　　And　amid　the　saluting　of
  the　guards　and　the　flaring　of　the　torches　of　the　running
  footmen；　clad　in　scarlet；　the　Transparent　carriages　drove
  away　to　the　old　Ducal　schloss；　with　its　towers　and
  pinacles　standing　on　the　schlossberg。　　Everybody　in
  Pumpernickel　knew　everybody。　　No　sooner　was　a　foreigner　seen
  there　than　the　Minister　of　Foreign　Affairs；　or　some　other
  great　or　small　officer　of　state；　went　round　to　the　Erbprinz
  and　found　out　the　name　of　the　new　arrival。
  We　watched　them；　too；　out　of　the　theatre。　　Tapeworm
  had　just　walked　off；　enveloped　in　his　cloak；　with　which
  his　gigantic　chasseur　was　always　in　attendance；　and
  looking　as　much　as　possible　like　Don　Juan。　　The　Prime
  Minister's　lady　had　just　squeezed　herself　into　her　sedan；
  and　her　daughter；　the　charming　Ida；　had　put　on　her
  calash　and　clogs；　when　the　English　party　came　out；　the
  boy　yawning　drearily；　the　Major　taking　great　pains　in
  keeping　the　shawl　over　Mrs。　Osborne's　head；　and　Mr。
  Sedley　looking　grand；　with　a　crush　opera…hat　on　one　side
  of　his　head　and　his　hand　in　the　stomach　of　a　voluminous
  white　waistcoat。　　We　took　off　our　hats　to　our　acquaintances
  of　the　table　d'hote；　and　the　lady；　in　return；　presented　us
  with　a　little　smile　and　a　curtsey；　for　which
  everybody　might　be　thankful。
  The　carriage　from　the　inn；　under　the　superintendence
  of　the　bustling　Mr。　Kirsch；　was　in　waiting　to　convey　the
  party；　but　the　fat　man　said　he　would　walk　and　smoke　his
  cigar　on　his　way　homewards；　so　the　other　three；　with
  nods　and　smiles　to　us；　went　without　Mr。　Sedley；　Kirsch；
  with　the　cigar　case；　following　in　his　master's　wake。
  We　all　walked　together　and　talked　to　the　stout　gentleman
  about　the　agremens　of　the　place。　　It　was　very　agreeable
  for　the　English。　　There　were　shooting…parties　and
  battues；　there　was　a　plenty　of　balls　and　entertainments　at
  the　hospitable　Court；　the　society　was　generally　good；　the
  theatre　excellent；　and　the　living　cheap。
  〃And　our　Minister　seems　a　most　delightful　and　affable
  person；〃　our　new　friend　said。　　'~With　such　a　representative；
  andand　a　good　medical　man；　I　can　fancy　the　place　to
  be　most　eligible。　　Good…night；　gentlemen。〃　And　Jos
  creaked　up　the　stairs　to　bedward；　followed　by　Kirsch　with
  a　flambeau。　　We　rather　hoped　that　nice…looking　woman
  would　be　induced　to　stay　some　time　in　the　town。
  CHAPTER　LXIII
  In　Which　We　Meet　an　Old　Acquaintance
  Such　polite　behaviour　as　that　of　Lord　Tapeworm　did
  not　fail　to　have　the　most　favourable　effect　upon　Mr。
  Sedley's　mind；　and　the　very　next　morning；　at　breakfast；　he
  pronounced　his　opinion　that　Pumpernickel　was　the
  pleasantest　little　place　of　any　which　he　had　visited　on　their
  tour。　　Jos's　motives　and　artifices　were　not　very　difficult
  of　comprehension；　and　Dobbin　laughed　in　his　sleeve；　like
  a　hypocrite　as　he　was；　when　he　found；　by　the　knowing　air
  of　the　civilian　and　the　offhand　manner　in　which　the
  latter　talked　about　Tapeworm　Castle　and　the　other　members
  of　the　family；　that　Jos　had　been　up　already　in　the　morning；
  consulting　his　travelling　Peerage。　　Yes；　he　had　seen
  the　Right　Honourable　the　Earl　of　Bagwig；　his　lordship's
  father；　he　was　sure　he　had；　he　had　met　him　atat　the
  Leveedidn't　Dob　remember？　and　when　the　Diplomatist
  called　on　the　party；　faithful　to　his　promise；　Jos　received
  him　with　such　a　salute　and　honours　as　were　seldom
  accorded　to　the　little　Envoy。　　He　winked　at　Kirsch　on　his
  Excellency's　arrival；　and　that　emissary；　instructed　before…
  hand；　went　out　and　superintended　an　entertainment　of
  cold　meats；　jellies；　and　other　delicacies；　brought　in　upon
  trays；　and　of　which　Mr。　Jos　absolutely　insisted　that　his
  noble　guest　should　partake。
  Tapeworm；　so　long　as　he　could　have　an　opportunity　of
  admiring　the　bright　eyes　of　Mrs。　Osborne　（whose　freshness
  of　complexion　bore　daylight　remarkably　well）　was
  not　ill　pleased　to　accept　any　invitation　to　stay　in　Mr。
  Sedley's　lodgings；　he　put　one　or　two　dexterous　questions
  to　him　about　India　and　the　dancing…girls　there；　asked
  Amelia　about　that　beautiful　boy　who　had　been　with　her；
  and　complimented　the　astonished　little　woman　upon　the
  prodigious　sensation　which　she　had　made　in　the　house；
  and　tried　to　fascinate　Dobbin　by　talking　of　the　late　war
  and　the　exploits　of　the　Pumpernickel　contingent　under　the
  command　of　the　Hereditary　Prince；　now　Duke　of
  Pumpernickel。
  Lord　Tapeworm　inherited　no　little　portion　of　the　family
  gallantry；　and　it　was　his　happy　belief　that　almost　every
  woman　upon　whom　he　himself　cast　friendly　eyes　was　in
  love　with　him。　　He　left　Emmy　under　the　persuasion　that
  she　was　slain　by　his　wit　and　attractions　and　went　home　to
  his　lodgings　to　write　a　pretty　little　note　to　her。　　She　was
  not　fascinated；　only　puzzled；　by　his　grinning；　his　simpering；
  his　scented　cambric　handkerchief；　and　his　high…heeled
  lacquered　boots。　　She　did　not　understand　one…half　the
  compliments　which　he　paid；　she　had　never；　in　her　small
  experience　of　mankind；　met　a　professional　ladies'　man　as
  yet；　and　looked　upon　my　lord　as　something　curious　rather
  than　pleasant；　and　if　she　did　not　admire；　certainly
  wondered　at　him。　　Jos；　on　the　contrary；　was　delighted。　　〃How
  very　affable　his　Lordship　is；〃　he　said；　〃How　very　kind　of
  his　Lordship　to　say　he　would　send　his　medical　man！
  Kirsch；　you　will　carry　our　cards　to　the　Count　de
  Schlusselback　directly；　the　Major　and　I　will　have　the
  greatest　pleasure　in　paying　our　respects　at　Court　as　soon
  as　possible。　　Put　out　my　uniform；　Kirschboth　our
  uniforms。　　It　is　a　mark　of　politeness　which　every　English
  gentleman　ought　to　show　to　the　countries　which　he　visits
  to　pay　his　respects　to　the　sovereigns　of　those　countries
  as　to　the　representatives　of　his　own。〃
  When　Tapeworm's　doctor　came；　Doctor　von　Glauber；
  Body　Physician　to　H。S。H。　　the　Duke；　he　speedily
  convinced　Jos　that　the　Pumpernickel　mineral　springs　and
  the　Doctor's　particular　treatment　would　infallibly　restore
  the　Bengalee　to　youth　and　slimness。　　〃Dere　came　here　last
  year；〃　he　said；　〃Sheneral　Bulkeley；　an　English　Sheneral；
  tvice　so　pic　as　you；　sir。　　I　sent　him　back　qvite　tin　after
  tree　months；　and　he　danced　vid　Baroness　Glauber　at
  the　end　of　two。〃
  Jos's　mind　was　made　up；　the　springs；　the　Doctor；　the
  Court；　and　the　Charge　d'Affaires　convinced　him；　and　he
  proposed　to　spend　the　autumn　in　these　delightful
  quarters。　　And　punctual　to　his　word；　on　the　next　day　the
  Charge　d'Affaires　presented　Jos　and　the　Major　to　Victor
  Aurelius　XVII；　being　conducted　to　their　audience　with
  that　sovereign　by　the　Count　de　Schlusselback；　Marshal
  of　the　Court。
  They　were　straightway　invited　to　dinner　at　Court；　and
  their　intention　of　staying　in　the　town　being　announced；
  the　politest　ladies　of　the　whole　town　instantly　called　upon
  Mrs。　Osborne；　and　as　not　one　of　these；　however　poor
  they　might　be；　was　under　the　rank　of　a　Baroness；　Jos's
  delight　was　beyond　expression。　　He　wrote　off　to　Chutney
  at　the　Club　to　say　that　the　Service　was　highly　appreciated
  in　Germany；　that　he　was　going　to　show　his　friend；　the
  Count　de　Schlusselback；　how　to　stick　a　pig　in　the　Indian
  fashion；　and　that　his　august　friends；　the　Duke　and
  Duchess；　were　everything　that　was　kind　and　civil。
  Emmy；　too；　was　presented　to　the　august　family；　and　as
  mourning　is　not　admitted　in　Court　on　certain　days；　she
  appeared　in　a　pink　crape　dress　with　a　diamond　ornament
  in　the　corsage；　presented　to　her　by　her　brother；　and
  she　looked　so　pretty　in　this　costume　that　the　Duke　and
  Court　（putting　out　of　the　question　the　Major；　who　had
  scarcely　ever　seen　her　before　in　an　evening　dress；　and
  vowed　that　she　did　not　look　five…and…twenty）　all　admired
  her　excessively。
  In　this　dress　she　walked　a　Polonaise　with　Major　Dobbin
  at　a　Court　ball；　in　which　easy　dance　Mr。　Jos　had　the
  honour　of　leading　out　the　Countess　of　Schlusselback；
  an　old　lady　with　a　hump　back；　but　with　sixteen　good
  quarters　of　nobility　and　related　to　half　the　royal　houses
  of　Germany。
  Pumpernickel　stands　in　the　midst　of　a　happy　valley
  through　which　sparklesto　mingle　with　the　Rhine
  somewhere；　but　I　have　not　the　map　at　hand　to　say　exactly　at
  what　pointthe　fertilizing　stream　of　the　Pump。　　In　some
  places　the　river　is　big　enough　to　support　a　ferry…boat；　in
  others　to　turn　a　mill；　in　Pumpernickel　itself；　the　last
  Transparency　but　three；　the　great　and　renowned　Victor
  Aurelius　XIV　built　a　magnificent　bridge；　on　which　his
  own　statue　rises；　surrounded　by　water…nymphs　and
  emblems　of　victory；　peace；　and　plenty；　he　has　his　foot　on　the
  neck　of　a　prostrate　Turkhistory　says　he　engaged　and
  ran　a　Janissary　through　the　body　at　the　relief　of　Vienna
  by　Sobieskibut；　quite　undisturbed　by　the　agonies
  of　that　prostrate　Mahometan；　who　writhes　at　his　feet　in
  the　most　ghastly　manner；　the　Prince　smiles　blandly　and
  points　with　his　truncheon　in　the　direction　of　the　Aurelius
  Platz；　where　he　began　to　erect　a　new　palace　that　would
  have　been　the　wonder　of　his　age　had　the　great…souled
  Prince　but　had　funds　to　complete　it。　　But　the　completion
  of　Monplaisir　（Monblaisir　the　honest　German　folks　call
  it）　was　stopped　for　lack　of　ready　money；　and　it　and　its
  park　and　garden　are　now　in　rather　a　faded　condition；
  and　not　mor