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作者:左思右想      更新:2021-02-19 19:48      字数:9322
  which charmed his old grandfather。  〃Look at him;〃 the
  old man would say; nudging his neighbour with a
  delighted purple face; 〃did you ever see such a chap?
  Lord; Lord!  he'll be ordering a dressing…case next; and
  razors to shave with; I'm blessed if he won't。〃
  The antics of the lad did not; however; delight Mr。
  Osborne's friends so much as they pleased the old
  gentleman。  It gave Mr。 Justice Coffin no pleasure to hear
  Georgy cut into the conversation and spoil his stories。
  Colonel Fogey was not interested in seeing the little boy
  half tipsy。  Mr。 Sergeant Toffy's lady felt no particular
  gratitude; when; with a twist of his elbow; he tilted a
  glass of port…wine over her yellow satin and laughed at
  the disaster; nor was she better pleased; although old
  Osborne was highly delighted; when Georgy 〃whopped〃
  her third boy (a young gentleman a year older than
  Georgy; and by chance home for the holidays from Dr。
  Tickleus's at Ealing School) in Russell Square。  George's
  grandfather gave the boy a couple of sovereigns for that
  feat and promised to reward him further for every boy
  above his own size and age whom he whopped in a
  similar manner。  It is difficult to say what good the old man
  saw in these combats; he had a vague notion that
  quarrelling made boys hardy; and that tyranny was a useful
  accomplishment for them to learn。  English youth have
  been so educated time out of mind; and we have
  hundreds of thousands of apologists and admirers of
  injustice; misery; and brutality; as perpetrated among
  children。  Flushed with praise and victory over Master Toffy;
  George wished naturally to pursue his conquests further;
  and one day as he was strutting about in prodigiously
  dandified new clothes; near St。  Pancras; and a young
  baker's boy made sarcastic comments upon his appearance;
  the youthful patrician pulled off his dandy jacket
  with great spirit; and giving it in charge to the friend
  who accompanied him (Master Todd; of Great Coram
  Street; Russell Square; son of the junior partner of the
  house of Osborne and Co。); George tried to whop the
  little baker。  But the chances of war were unfavourable
  this time; and the little baker whopped Georgy; who
  came home with a rueful black eye and all his fine shirt
  frill dabbled with the claret drawn from his own little
  nose。  He told his grandfather that he had been in
  combat with a giant; and frightened his poor mother at
  Brompton with long; and by no means authentic;
  accounts of the battle。
  This young Todd; of Coram Street; Russell Square;
  was Master George's great friend and admirer。  They both
  had a taste for painting theatrical characters; for
  hardbake and raspberry tarts; for sliding and skating in the
  Regent's Park and the Serpentine; when the weather
  permitted; for going to the play; whither they were often
  conducted; by Mr。 Osborne's orders; by Rowson; Master
  George's appointed body…servant; with whom they sat in
  great comfort in the pit。
  In the company of this gentleman they visited all the
  principal theatres of the metropolis; knew the names of
  all the actors from Drury Lane to Sadler's Wells; and
  performed; indeed; many of the plays to the Todd family
  and their youthful friends; with West's famous characters;
  on their pasteboard theatre。  Rowson; the footman; who
  was of a generous disposition; would not unfrequently;
  when in cash; treat his young master to oysters after
  the play; and to a glass of rum…shrub for a night…cap。
  We may be pretty certain that Mr。 Rowson profited in
  his turn by his young master's liberality and gratitude
  for the pleasures to which the footman inducted him。
  A famous tailor from the West End of the town
  Mr。 Osborne would have none of your City or Holborn
  bunglers; he said; for the boy (though a City tailor was
  good enough for HIM)was summoned to ornament little
  George's person; and was told to spare no expense in so
  doing。  So; Mr。 Woolsey; of Conduit Street; gave a loose
  to his imagination and sent the child home fancy trousers;
  fancy waistcoats; and fancy jackets enough to furnish a
  school of little dandies。  Georgy had little white
  waistcoats for evening parties; and little cut velvet waistcoats
  for dinners; and a dear little darling shawl dressing…gown;
  for all the world like a little man。  He dressed for dinner
  every day; 〃like a regular West End swell;〃 as his
  grandfather remarked; one of the domestics was affected to
  his special service; attended him at his toilette;
  answered his bell; and brought him his letters always on a
  silver tray。
  Georgy; after breakfast; would sit in the arm…chair in
  the dining…room and read the Morning Post; just like a
  grown…up man。  〃How he DU dam and swear;〃 the
  servants would cry; delighted at his precocity。  Those who
  remembered the Captain his father; declared Master
  George was his Pa; every inch of him。  He made the house
  lively by his activity; his imperiousness; his scolding; and
  his good…nature。
  George's education was confided to a neighbouring
  scholar and private pedagogue who 〃prepared young
  noblemen and gentlemen for the Universities; the senate;
  and the learned professions:  whose system did not
  embrace the degrading corporal severities still practised at
  the ancient places of education; and in whose family the
  pupils would find the elegances of refined society and
  the confidence and affection of a home。〃 It was in this
  way that the Reverend Lawrence Veal of Hart Street;
  Bloomsbury; and domestic Chaplain to the Earl of
  Bareacres; strove with Mrs。 Veal his wife to entice pupils。
  By thus advertising and pushing sedulously; the
  domestic Chaplain and his Lady generally succeeded in
  having one or two scholars by themwho paid a high
  figure and were thought to be in uncommonly comfortable
  quarters。  There was a large West Indian; whom
  nobody came to see; with a mahogany complexion; a woolly
  head; and an exceedingly dandyfied appearance; there
  was another hulking boy of three…and…twenty whose
  education had been neglected and whom Mr。 and Mrs。 Veal
  were to introduce into the polite world; there were two
  sons of Colonel Bangles of the East India Company's
  Service:  these four sat down to dinner at Mrs。 Veal's
  genteel board; when Georgy was introduced to her
  establishment。
  Georgy was; like some dozen other pupils; only a
  day boy; he arrived in the morning under the
  guardianship of his friend Mr。 Rowson; and if it was fine;
  would ride away in the afternoon on his pony; followed by
  the groom。  The wealth of his grandfather was reported
  in the school to be prodigious。  The Rev。  Mr。 Veal used
  to compliment Georgy upon it personally; warning him
  that he was destined for a high station; that it became
  him to prepare; by sedulity and docility in youth; for the
  lofty duties to which he would be called in mature age;
  that obedience in the child was the best preparation for
  command in the man; and that he therefore begged George
  would not bring toffee into the school and ruin the health
  of the Masters Bangles; who had everything they wanted
  at the elegant and abundant table of Mrs。 Veal。
  With respect to learning; 〃the Curriculum;〃 as Mr。
  Veal loved to call it; was of prodigious extent; and the
  young gentlemen in Hart Street might learn a
  something of every known science。  The Rev。  Mr。 Veal had
  an orrery; an electrifying machine; a turning lathe; a
  theatre (in the wash…house); a chemical apparatus; and
  what he called a select library of all the works of the
  best authors of ancient and modern times and languages。
  He took the boys to the British Museum and descanted
  upon the antiquities and the specimens of natural history
  there; so that audiences would gather round him as he
  spoke; and all Bloomsbury highly admired him as a
  prodigiously well…informed man。  And whenever he spoke
  (which he did almost always); he took care to produce the
  very finest and longest words of which the vocabulary
  gave him the use; rightly judging that it was as cheap to
  employ a handsome; large; and sonorous epithet; as to
  use a little stingy one。
  Thus he would say to George in school; 〃I observed
  on my return home from taking the indulgence of an
  evening's scientific conversation with my excellent friend
  Doctor Buldersa true archaeologian; gentlemen; a true
  archaeologianthat the windows of your venerated
  grandfather's almost princely mansion in Russell Square were
  illuminated as if for the purposes of festivity。  Am I right
  in my conjecture that Mr。 Osborne entertained a society
  of chosen spirits round his sumptuous board last night?〃
  Little Georgy; who had considerable humour; and used
  to mimic Mr。 Veal to his face with great spirit and
  dexterity; would reply that Mr。 V。  was quite correct
  in his surmise。
  〃Then those friends who had the honour of partaking
  of Mr。 Osborne's hospitality; gentlemen; had no reason;
  I will lay any wager; to complain of their repast。  I
  myself have been more than once so favoured。  (By the way;
  Master Osborne; you came a little late this morning; and
  have been a defaulter in this respect more than once。)
  I myself; I say; gentlemen; humble as I am; have been
  found not unworthy to share Mr。 Osborne's elegant
  hospitality。  And though I have feasted with the great and
  noble of the wo