through　life　in　perfect　ease　and　good…humour。　　The
  hottest　suns　of　India　never　heated　his　temper；　and　the
  Walcheren　ague　never　shook　it。　　He　walked　up　to　a　battery
  with　just　as　much　indifference　as　to　a　dinner…table；　had
  dined　on　horse…flesh　and　turtle　with　equal　relish　and
  appetite；　and　had　an　old　mother；　Mrs。　O'Dowd　of
  O'Dowdstown　indeed；　whom　he　had　never　disobeyed
  but　when　he　ran　away　and　enlisted；　and　when　he　persisted
  in　marrying　that　odious　Peggy　Malony。
  Peggy　was　one　of　five　sisters；　and　eleven　children　of　the
  noble　house　of　Glenmalony；　but　her　husband；　though　her
  own　cousin；　was　of　the　mother's　side；　and　so　had　not　the
  inestimable　advantage　of　being　allied　to　the　Malonys；
  whom　she　believed　to　be　the　most　famous　family　in　the
  world。　　Having　tried　nine　seasons　at　Dublin　and　two　at
  Bath　and　Cheltenham；　and　not　finding　a　partner　for　life；
  Miss　Malony　ordered　her　cousin　Mick　to　marry　her　when
  she　was　about　thirty…three　years　of　age；　and　the　honest
  fellow　obeying；　carried　her　off　to　the　West　Indies；　to
  preside　over　the　ladies　of　the　th　regiment；　into　which　he
  had　just　exchanged。
  Before　Mrs。　O'Dowd　was　half　an　hour　in　Amelia's　（or
  indeed　in　anybody　else's）　company；　this　amiable　lady　told
  all　her　birth　and　pedigree　to　her　new　friend。　　〃My　dear；〃
  said　she；　good…naturedly；　〃it　was　my　intention　that　Garge
  should　be　a　brother　of　my　own；　and　my　sister　Glorvina
  would　have　suited　him　entirely。　　But　as　bygones　are
  bygones；　and　he　was　engaged　to　yourself；　why；　I'm
  determined　to　take　you　as　a　sister　instead；　and　to　look　upon
  you　as　such；　and　to　love　you　as　one　of　the　family。　　Faith；
  you've　got　such　a　nice　good…natured　face　and　way　widg
  you；　that　I'm　sure　we'll　agree；　and　that　you'll　be　an
  addition　to　our　family　anyway。〃
  〃'Deed　and　she　will；〃　said　O'Dowd；　with　an　approving
  air；　and　Amelia　felt　herself　not　a　little　amused　and
  grateful　to　be　thus　suddenly　introduced　to　so　large　a
  party　of　relations。
  〃We're　all　good　fellows　here；〃　the　Major's　lady　continued。
  〃There's　not　a　regiment　in　the　service　where　you'll
  find　a　more　united　society　nor　a　more　agreeable　mess…
  room。　　There's　no　quarrelling；　bickering；　slandthering；　nor
  small　talk　amongst　us。　　We　all　love　each　other。〃
  〃Especially　Mrs。　Magenis；〃　said　George；　laughing。
  〃Mrs。　Captain　Magenis　and　me　has　made　up；　though
  her　treatment　of　me　would　bring　me　gray　hairs　with
  sorrow　to　the　grave。〃
  〃And　you　with　such　a　beautiful　front　of　black；　Peggy；
  my　dear；〃　the　Major　cried。
  〃Hould　your　tongue；　Mick；　you　booby。　　Them　husbands
  are　always　in　the　way；　Mrs。　Osborne；　my　dear；　and　as
  for　my　Mick；　I　often　tell　him　he　should　never　open　his
  mouth　but　to　give　the　word　of　command；　or　to　put　meat
  and　drink　into　it。　　I'll　tell　you　about　the　regiment；　and
  warn　you　when　we're　alone。　　Introduce　me　to　your　brother
  now；　sure　he's　a　mighty　fine　man；　and　reminds　me　of　me
  cousin；　Dan　Malony　（Malony　of　Ballymalony；　my　dear；
  you　know　who　mar'ied　Ophalia　Scully；　of　Oystherstown；
  own　cousin　to　Lord　Poldoody）。　　Mr。　Sedley；　sir；　I'm
  deloighted　to　be　made　known　te　ye。　　I　suppose　you'll　dine
  at　the　mess　to…day。　　（Mind　that　divvle　of　a　docther；　Mick；
  and　whatever　ye　du；　keep　yourself　sober　for　me　party
  this　evening。）〃
  〃It's　the　150th　gives　us　a　farewell　dinner；　my　love；〃
  interposed　the　Major；　〃but　we'll　easy　get　a　card　for　Mr。
  Sedley。〃
  〃Run　Simple　（Ensign　Simple；　of　Ours；　my　dear　Amelia。
  I　forgot　to　introjuice　him　to　ye）。　　Run　in　a　hurry；　with
  Mrs。　Major　O'Dowd's　compliments　to　Colonel　Tavish；
  and　Captain　Osborne　has　brought　his　brothernlaw　down；
  and　will　bring　him　to　the　150th　mess　at　five　o'clock　sharp
  when　you　and　I；　my　dear；　will　take　a　snack　here；　if　you
  like。〃　　Before　Mrs。　O'Dowd's　speech　was　concluded；　the
  young　Ensign　was　trotting　downstairs　on　his　commission。
  〃Obedience　is　the　soul　of　the　army。　　We　will　go　to　our
  duty　while　Mrs。　O'Dowd　will　stay　and　enlighten　you；
  Emmy；〃　Captain　Osborne　said；　and　the　two　gentlemen；
  taking　each　a　wing　of　the　Major；　walked　out　with　that
  officer；　grinning　at　each　other　over　his　head。
  And；　now　having　her　new　friend　to　herself；　the　impetuous
  Mrs：　O'Dowd　proceeded　to　pour　out　such　a
  quantity　of　information　as　no　poor　little　woman's　memory
  could　ever　tax　itself　to　bear。　　She　told　Amelia　a　thousand
  particulars　relative　to　the　very　numerous　family　of　which
  the　amazed　young　lady　found　herself　a　member。　　〃Mrs。
  Heavytop；　the　Colonel's　wife；　died　in　Jamaica　of　the
  yellow　faver　and　a　broken　heart　comboined；　for　the　horrud
  old　Colonel；　with　a　head　as　bald　as　a　cannon…ball；　was
  making　sheep's　eyes　at　a　half…caste　girl　there。　　Mrs。
  Magenis；　though　without　education；　was　a　good　woman；
  but　she　had　the　divvle's　tongue；　and　would　cheat　her　own
  mother　at　whist。　　Mrs。　Captain　Kirk　must　turn　up　her
  lobster　eyes　forsooth　at　the　idea　of　an　honest　round　game
  （wherein　me　fawther；　as　pious　a　man　as　ever　went　to
  church；　me　uncle　Dane　Malony；　and　our　cousin　the
  Bishop；　took　a　hand　at　loo；　or　whist；　every　night　of　their
  lives）。　　Nayther　of　'em's　goin'　with　the　regiment　this　time；〃
  Mrs。　O'Dowd　added。　　〃Fanny　Magenis　stops　with　her
  mother；　who　sells　small　coal　and　potatoes；　most　likely；
  in　Islington…town；　hard　by　London；　though　she's　always
  bragging　of　her　father's　ships；　and　pointing　them　out　to　us
  as　they　go　up　the　river：　　and　Mrs。　Kirk　and　her　children
  will　stop　here　in　Bethesda　Place；　to　be　nigh　to　her　favourite
  preacher；　Dr。　Ramshorn。　　Mrs。　Bunny's　in　an　interesting
  situationfaith；　and　she　always　is；　thenand　has
  given　the　Lieutenant　seven　already。　　And　Ensign　Posky's
  wife；　who　joined　two　months　before　you；　my　dear；　has
  quarl'd　with　Tom　Posky　a　score　of　times；　till　you　can
  hear'm　all　over　the　bar'ck　（they　say　they're　come　to
  broken　pleets；　and　Tom　never　accounted　for　his　black　oi）；
  and　she'll　go　back　to　her　mother；　who　keeps　a　ladies'
  siminary　at　Richmondbad　luck　to　her　for　running　away
  from　it！　　Where　did　ye　get　your　finishing；　my　dear？　　I　had
  moin；　and　no　expince　spared；　at　Madame　Flanahan's；　at
  Ilyssus　Grove；　Booterstown；　near　Dublin；　wid　a　Marchioness
  to　teach　us　the　true　Parisian　pronunciation；　and　a　retired
  Mejor…General　of　the　French　service　to　put　us
  through　the　exercise。〃
  Of　this　incongruous　family　our　astonished　Amelia　found
  herself　all　of　a　sudden　a　member：　　with　Mrs。　O'Dowd　as
  an　elder　sister。　　She　was　presented　to　her　other　female
  relations　at　tea…time；　on　whom；　as　she　was　quiet；　good…
  natured；　and　not　too　handsome；　she　made　rather　an
  agreeable　impression　until　the　arrival　of　the　gentlemen　from
  the　mess　of　the　150th；　who　all　admired　her　so；　that　her
  sisters　began；　of　course；　to　find　fault　with　her。
  〃I　hope　Osborne　has　sown　his　wild　oats；〃　said　Mrs。
  Magenis　to　Mrs。　Bunny。　　〃If　a　reformed　rake　makes　a
  good　husband；　sure　it's　she　will　have　the　fine　chance　with
  Garge；〃　Mrs。　O'Dowd　remarked　to　Posky；　who　had　lost
  her　position　as　bride　in　the　regiment；　and　was　quite　angry
  with　the　usurper。　　And　as　for　Mrs。　Kirk：　　that　disciple　of
  Dr。　Ramshorn　put　one　or　two　leading　professional
  questions　to　Amelia；　to　see　whether　she　was　awakened；
  whether　she　was　a　professing　Christian　and　so　forth；　and
  finding　from　the　simplicity　of　Mrs。　Osborne's　replies　that
  she　was　yet　in　utter　darkness；　put　into　her　hands　three
  little　penny　books　with　pictures；　viz。；　the　〃Howling
  Wilderness；〃　the　〃Washerwoman　of　Wandsworth　Common；〃
  and　the　〃British　Soldier's　best　Bayonet；〃　which；　bent　upon
  awakening　her　before　she　slept；　Mrs。　Kirk　begged　Amelia
  to　read　that　night　ere　she　went　to　bed。
  But　all　the　men；　like　good　fellows　as　they　were；　rallied
  round　their　comrade's　pretty　wife；　and　paid　her　their
  court　with　soldierly　gallantry。　　She　had　a　little　triumph；
  which　flushed　her　spirits　and　made　her　eyes　sparkle。
  George　was　proud　of　her　popularity；　and　pleased　with　the
  manner　（which　was　very　gay　and　graceful；　though　naive
  and　a　little　timid）　with　which　she　received　the　gentlemen's
  attentions；　and　answered　their　compliments。　　And
  he　in　his　uniformhow　much　handsomer　he　was　than
  any　man　in　the　room！　　She　felt　that　he　was　affectionately
  watching　her；　and　glowed　with　pleasure　at　his　kindness。　　〃I
  will　make　all　his　friends　welcome；〃　she　resolved　in　her
  heart。　　〃I　will　love　all　as　I　love　him。　　I　will　always　try　and
  be　gay　and　good…humoured　and　make　his　home　happy。〃
  The　regiment　indeed　adopted　her　with　acclamation。
  The　Captains　approved；　the　Lieutenants　applauded；　the
  Ensigns　admired。　　Old　Cutler；　the　Doctor；　made　one　or
  two　jokes；　which；　being　professional；　need　not　be　repeated；
  and　Cackle；　the　Assistant　M。D。　of　Edinburgh；　condescended
  to　examine　her　upon　leeterature；　and　tried　her
  with　his　three　best　French　quotations。　　Young　Stubble　went
  about　from　man　to　man　whispering；　〃Jove；　isn't　she　a
  pretty　gal？〃　and　never　took　his　eyes　off　her　except　when
  the　negus　came　in。
  As　for　Captain　Dobbin；　he　never　so　much　as　spoke　to
  her　during　the　whole　evening。　　But　he　and　Captain　Porter
  of　the　l50th　took　home　Jos　to　the　hotel；　who　was　in　a
  very　maudlin　state；　and　had　told　his　tiger…hunt　story　with
  great　effect；　both　at　the　mess…table　and　at　the　soiree；　to
  Mrs。　O'Dowd　in　her　turban　and　bird　of　paradise。　　Having
  put　the　Collector　into　the　hands　of　his　servant；　Dobbin
  loitered　about；　smoking　his　cigar　before　the