young　officers　of　the　Heavies；　who　are　pretty　sure　to　be
  pacing　the　cliff；　or　again　it　is　a　City　man；　with　a　nautical
  turn；　and　a　telescope；　the　size　of　a　six…pounder；　who　has
  his　instrument　pointed　seawards；　so　as　to　command　every
  pleasure…boat；　herring…boat；　or　bathing…machine　that
  comes　to；　or　quits；　the　shore；　&c。；　&c。　　But　have　we　any
  leisure　for　a　description　of　Brighton？for　Brighton；　a
  clean　Naples　with　genteel　lazzaronifor　Brighton；　that
  always　looks　brisk；　gay；　and　gaudy；　like　a　harlequin's
  jacketfor　Brighton；　which　used　to　be　seven　hours
  distant　from　London　at　the　time　of　our　story；　which　is　now
  only　a　hundred　minutes　off；　and　which　may　approach
  who　knows　how　much　nearer；　unless　Joinville　comes　and
  untimely　bombards　it？
  〃What　a　monstrous　fine　girl　that　is　in　the　lodgings
  over　the　milliner's；〃　one　of　these　three　promenaders
  remarked　to　the　other；　〃Gad；　Crawley；　did　you　see　what　a
  wink　she　gave　me　as　I　passed？〃
  〃Don't　break　her　heart；　Jos；　you　rascal；〃　said　another。
  〃Don't　trifle　with　her　affections；　you　Don　Juan！〃
  〃Get　away；〃　said　Jos　Sedley；　quite　pleased；　and　leering　up
  at　the　maid…servant　in　question　with　a　most　killing
  ogle。　　Jos　was　even　more　splendid　at　Brighton　than　he　had
  been　at　his　sister's　marriage。　　He　had　brilliant　under…waistcoats；
  any　one　of　which　would　have　set　up　a　moderate　buck。
  He　sported　a　military　frock…coat；　ornamented　with
  frogs；　knobs；　black　buttons；　and　meandering　embroidery。
  He　had　affected　a　military　appearance　and　habits　of　late；
  and　he　walked　with　his　two　friends；　who　were　of　that
  profession；　clinking　his　boot…spurs；　swaggering　prodigiously；
  and　shooting　death…glances　at　all　the　servant　girls
  who　were　worthy　to　be　slain。
  〃What　shall　we　do；　boys；　till　the　ladies　return？〃　the
  buck　asked。　　The　ladies　were　out　to　Rottingdean　in　his
  carriage　on　a　drive。
  〃Let's　have　a　game　at　billiards；〃　one　of　his　friends
  saidthe　tall　one；　with　lacquered　mustachios。
  〃No；　dammy；　no；　Captain；〃　Jos　replied；　rather
  alarmed。　　〃No　billiards　to…day；　Crawley；　my　boy；
  yesterday　was　enough。〃
  〃You　play　very　well；〃　said　Crawley；　laughing。　　〃Don't
  he；　Osborne？　How　well　he　made　that…five　stroke；　eh？〃
  〃Famous；〃　Osborne　said。　　〃Jos　is　a　devil　of　a　fellow
  at　billiards；　and　at　everything　else；　too。　　I　wish　there　were
  any　tiger…hunting　about　here！　we　might　go　and　kill　a　few
  before　dinner。　　（There　goes　a　fine　girl！　what　an　ankle；　eh；
  Jos？）　Tell　us　that　story　about　the　tiger…hunt；　and　the
  way　you　did　for　him　in　the　jungleit's　a　wonderful　story
  that；　Crawley。〃　Here　George　Osborne　gave　a　yawn。　　〃It's
  rather　slow　work；〃　said　he；　〃down　here；　what　shall　we
  do？〃
  〃Shall　we　go　and　look　at　some　horses　that　Snaffler's
  just　brought　from　Lewes　fair？〃　Crawley　said。
  〃Suppose　we　go　and　have　some　jellies　at　Dutton's；〃
  and　the　rogue　Jos；　willing　to　kill　two　birds　with　one
  stone。　　〃Devilish　fine　gal　at　Dutton's。〃
  〃Suppose　we　go　and　see　the　Lightning　come　in；　it's
  just　about　time？〃　George　said。　　This　advice　prevailing
  over　the　stables　and　the　jelly；　they　turned　towards　the
  coach…office　to　witness　the　Lightning's　arrival。
  As　they　passed；　they　met　the　carriageJos　Sedley's
  open　carriage；　with　its　magnificent　armorial　bearings
  that　splendid　conveyance　in　which　he　used　to　drive；　about
  at　Cheltonham；　majestic　and　solitary；　with　his　arms
  folded；　and　his　hat　cocked；　or；　more　happy；　with　ladies
  by　his　side。
  Two　were　in　the　carriage　now：　one　a　little　person；　with
  light　hair；　and　dressed　in　the　height　of　the　fashion；　the
  other　in　a　brown　silk　pelisse；　and　a　straw　bonnet　with
  pink　ribbons；　with　a　rosy；　round；　happy　face；　that　did
  you　good　to　behold。　　She　checked　the　carriage　as　it
  neared　the　three　gentlemen；　after　which　exercise　of
  authority　she　looked　rather　nervous；　and　then　began　to
  blush　most　absurdly。　　〃We　have　had　a　delightful　drive；
  George；〃　she　said；　〃andand　we're　so　glad　to　come　back；
  and；　Joseph；　don't　let　him　be　late。〃
  〃Don't　be　leading　our　husbands　into　mischief；　Mr。
  Sedley；　you　wicked；　wicked　man　you；〃　Rebecca　said；
  shaking　at　Jos　a　pretty　little　finger　covered　with　the
  neatest　French　kid　glove。　　〃No　billiards；　no　smoking；　no
  naughtiness！〃
  〃My　dear　Mrs。　CrawleyAh　now！　upon　my　honour！〃
  was　all　Jos　could　ejaculate　by　way　of　reply；　but　he　managed
  to　fall　into　a　tolerable　attitude；　with　his　head　lying
  on　his　shoulder；　grinning　upwards　at　his　victim；　with　one
  hand　at　his　back；　which　he　supported　on　his　cane；　and
  the　other　hand　（the　one　with　the　diamond　ring）　fumbling
  in　his　shirt…frill　and　among　his　under…waistcoats。　　As　the
  carriage　drove　off　he　kissed　the　diamond　hand　to　the　fair
  ladies　within。　　He　wished　all　Cheltenham；　all　Chowringhee；
  all　Calcutta；　could　see　him　in　that　position；　waving　his
  hand　to　such　a　beauty；　and　in　company　with　such　a
  famous　buck　as　Rawdon　Crawley　of　the　Guards。
  Our　young　bride　and　bridegroom　had　chosen　Brighton
  as　the　place　where　they　would　pass　the　first　few　days　after
  their　marriage；　and　having　engaged　apartments　at　the
  Ship　Inn；　enjoyed　themselves　there　in　great　comfort　and
  quietude；　until　Jos　presently　joined　them。　　Nor　was　he
  the　only　companion　they　found　there。　　As　they　were
  coming　into　the　hotel　from　a　sea…side　walk　one　afternoon；
  on　whom　should　they　light　but　Rebecca　and　her
  husband。　　The　recognition　was　immediate。　　Rebecca　flew
  into　the　arms　of　her　dearest　friend。　　Crawley　and　Osborne
  shook　hands　together　cordially　enough：　and　Becky；　in
  the　course　of　a　very　few　hours；　found　means　to　make　the
  latter　forget　that　little　unpleasant　passage　of　words　which
  had　happened　between　them。　　〃Do　you　remember　the　last
  time　we　met　at　Miss　Crawley's；　when　I　was　so　rude　to
  you；　dear　Captain　Osborne？　I　thought　you　seemed　careless
  about　dear　Amelia。　　It　was　that　made　me　angry：　and
  so　pert：　and　so　unkind：　and　so　ungrateful。　　Do　forgive
  me！〃　Rebecca　said；　and　she　held　out　her　hand　with　so
  frank　and　winning　a　grace；　that　Osborne　could　not　but
  take　it。　　By　humbly　and　frankly　acknowledging　yourself　to
  be　in　the　wrong；　there　is　no　knowing；　my　son；　what　good
  you　may　do。　　I　knew　once　a　gentleman　and　very　worthy
  practitioner　in　Vanity　Fair；　who　used　to　do　little　wrongs
  to　his　neighbours　on　purpose；　and　in　order　to　apologise
  for　them　in　an　open　and　manly　way　afterwardsand
  what　ensued？　　My　friend　Crocky　Doyle　was　liked　everywhere；
  and　deemed　to　be　rather　impetuousbut　the　honestest
  fellow。　　Becky's　humility　passed　for　sincerity　with
  George　Osborne。
  These　two　young　couples　had　plenty　of　tales　to　relate
  to　each　other。　　The　marriages　of　either　were　discussed；
  and　their　prospects　in　life　canvassed　with　the　greatest
  frankness　and　interest　on　both　sides。　　George's　marriage
  was　to　be　made　known　to　his　father　by　his　friend
  Captain　Dobbin；　and　young　Osborne　trembled　rather　for　the
  result　of　that　communication。　　Miss　Crawley；　on　whom
  all　Rawdon's　hopes　depended；　still　held　out。　　Unable　to
  make　an　entry　into　her　house　in　Park　Lane；　her
  affectionate　nephew　and　niece　had　followed　her　to
  Brighton；　where　they　had　emissaries　continually　planted
  at　her　door。
  〃I　wish　you　could　see　some　of　Rawdon's　friends　who
  are　always　about　our　door；〃　Rebecca　said；　laughing。　　〃Did
  you　ever　see　a　dun；　my　dear；　or　a　bailiff　and　his　man？
  Two　of　the　abominable　wretches　watched　all　last　week
  at　the　greengrocer's　opposite；　and　we　could　not　get　away
  until　Sunday。　　If　Aunty　does　not　relent；　what　shall　we
  do？〃
  Rawdon；　with　roars　of　laughter；　related　a　dozen　amusing
  anecdotes　of　his　duns；　and　Rebecca's　adroit　treatment
  of　them。　　He　vowed　with　a　great　oath　that　there　was
  no　woman　in　Europe　who　could　talk　a　creditor　over　as
  she　could。　　Almost　immediately　after　their　marriage；　her
  practice　had　begun；　and　her　husband　found　the　immense
  value　of　such　a　wife。　　They　had　credit　in　plenty；　but　they
  had　bills　also　in　abundance；　and　laboured　under　a　scarcity
  of　ready　money。　　Did　these　debt…difficulties　affect　Rawdon's
  good　spirits？　　No。　　Everybody　in　Vanity　Fair　must
  have　remarked　how　well　those　live　who　are　comfortably
  and　thoroughly　in　debt：　how　they　deny　themselves　nothing；
  how　jolly　and　easy　they　are　in　their　minds。　　Rawdon
  and　his　wife　had　the　very　best　apartments　at　the　inn　at
  Brighton；　the　landlord；　as　he　brought　in　the　first　dish；
  bowed　before　them　as　to　his　greatest　customers：　and
  Rawdon　abused　the　dinners　and　wine　with　an　audacity
  which　no　grandee　in　the　land　could　surpass。　　Long　custom；
  a　manly　appearance；　faultless　boots　and　clothes；
  and　a　happy　fierceness　of　manner；　will　often　help　a　man
  as　much　as　a　great　balance　at　the　banker's。
  The　two　wedding　parties　met　constantly　in　each　other's
  apartments。　　After　two　or　three　nights　the　gentlemen　of　an
  evening　had　a　little　piquet；　as　their　wives　sate　and　chatted
  apart。　　This　pastime；　and　the　arrival　of　Jos　Sedley；　who
  made　his　appearance　in　his　grand　open　carriage；　and　who
  played　a　few　games　at　billiards　with　Captain　Crawley；
  replenished　Rawdon's　purse　somewhat；　and　gave　him　the
  benefit　of　that　ready　money　for　which　the　greatest　spirits
  are　sometimes　at　a　stand…still。
  So　the　three　gentlemen　walked　down　to　see　the　Lightning
  coach　come　in。　　Punctual　to　the　minute；　the　coach
  crowded　inside　and　out；　the　guard　blowing　his　accustomed
  tune　on　the　hornthe　Lightning　came　tearing
  down　the　street；　an