第 54 节
作者:左思右想      更新:2021-02-19 19:46      字数:9322
  arranging this splendid match for him; which they never
  dreamed he would resist。
  When the elder Osborne gave what he called 〃a hint;〃
  there was no possibility for the most obtuse to mistake
  his meaning。  He called kicking a footman downstairs a
  hint to the latter to leave his service。  With his usual
  frankness and delicacy he told Mrs。 Haggistoun that he
  would give her a cheque for five thousand pounds on the
  day his son was married to her ward; and called that
  proposal a hint; and considered it a very dexterous piece
  of diplomacy。  He gave George finally such another hint
  regarding the heiress; and ordered him to marry her out
  of hand; as he would have ordered his butler to draw a
  cork; or his clerk to write a letter。
  This imperative hint disturbed George a good deal。  He
  was in the very first enthusiasm and delight of his second
  courtship of Amelia; which was inexpressibly sweet
  to him。  The contrast of her manners and appearance with
  those of the heiress; made the idea of a union with the
  latter appear doubly ludicrous and odious。  Carriages and
  opera…boxes; thought he; fancy being seen in them by the
  side of such a mahogany charmer as that!  Add to all
  that the junior Osborne was quite as obstinate as the
  senior: when he wanted a thing; quite as firm in his
  resolution to get it; and quite as violent when angered;
  as his father in his most stern moments。
  On the first day when his father formally gave him the
  hint that he was to place his affections at Miss Swartz's
  feet; George temporised with the old gentleman。  〃You
  should have thought of the matter sooner; sir;〃 he said。
  〃It can't be done now; when we're expecting every day
  to go on foreign service。  Wait till my return; if I do
  return〃; and then he represented; that the time when the
  regiment was daily expecting to quit England; was
  exceedingly ill…chosen: that the few days or weeks during
  which they were still to remain at home; must be
  devoted to business and not to love…making: time enough
  for that when he came home with his majority; 〃for; I
  promise you;〃 said he; with a satisfied air; 〃that one
  way or other you shall read the name of George Osborne
  in the Gazette。〃
  The father's reply to this was founded upon the
  information which he had got in the City: that the West
  End chaps would infallibly catch hold of the heiress if
  any delay took place: that if he didn't marry Miss S。; he
  might at least have an engagement in writing; to come
  into effect when he returned to England; and that a man
  who could get ten thousand a year by staying at home;
  was a fool to risk his life abroad。
  〃So that you would have me shown up as a coward; sir;
  and our name dishonoured for the sake of Miss Swartz's
  money;〃 George interposed。
  This remark staggered the old gentleman; but as he
  had to reply to it; and as his mind was nevertheless
  made up; he said; 〃You will dine here to…morrow; sir;
  and every day Miss Swartz comes; you will be here to
  pay your respects to her。  If you want for money; call
  upon Mr。 Chopper。〃 Thus a new obstacle was in George's
  way; to interfere with his plans regarding Amelia; and
  about which he and Dobbin had more than one confidential
  consultation。  His friend's opinion respecting the
  line of conduct which he ought to pursue; we know
  already。  And as for Osborne; when he was once bent on a
  thing; a fresh obstacle or two only rendered him the
  more resolute。
  The dark object of the conspiracy into which the chiefs
  of the Osborne family had entered; was quite ignorant of
  all their plans regarding her (which; strange to say; her
  friend and chaperon did not divulge); and; taking all the
  young ladies' flattery for genuine sentiment; and being;
  as we have before had occasion to show; of a very
  warm and impetuous nature; responded to their affection
  with quite a tropical ardour。  And if the truth may be told;
  I dare say that she too had some selfish attraction in the
  Russell Square house; and in a word; thought George
  Osborne a very nice young man。  His whiskers had made
  an impression upon her; on the very first night she
  beheld them at the ball at Messrs。 Hulkers; and; as we
  know; she was not the first woman who had been
  charmed by them。  George had an air at once swaggering
  and melancholy; languid and fierce。  He looked like a
  man who had passions; secrets; and private harrowing
  griefs and adventures。  His voice was rich and deep。  He
  would say it was a warm evening; or ask his partner to
  take an ice; with a tone as sad and confidential as if he
  were breaking her mother's death to her; or preluding a
  declaration of love。  He trampled over all the young bucks
  of his father's circle; and was the hero among those
  third…rate men。  Some few sneered at him and hated him。
  Some; like Dobbin; fanatically admired him。  And his whiskers
  had begun to do their work; and to curl themselves
  round the affections of Miss Swartz。
  Whenever there was a chance of meeting him in Russell
  Square; that simple and good…natured young woman
  was quite in a flurry to see her dear Misses Osborne。  She
  went to great expenses in new gowns; and bracelets; and
  bonnets; and in prodigious feathers。  She adorned her
  person with her utmost skill to please the Conqueror;
  and exhibited all her simple accomplishments to win his
  favour。  The girls would ask her; with the greatest
  gravity; for a little music; and she would sing her three
  songs and play her two little pieces as often as ever
  they asked; and with an always increasing pleasure to
  herself。  During these delectable entertainments; Miss
  Wirt and the chaperon sate by; and conned over the
  peerage; and talked about the nobility。
  The day after George had his hint from his father; and
  a short time before the hour of dinner; he was lolling
  upon a sofa in the drawing…room in a very becoming
  and perfectly natural attitude of melancholy。  He had
  been; at his father's request; to Mr。 Chopper in the City
  (the old…gentleman; though he gave great sums to his
  son; would never specify any fixed allowance for him;
  and rewarded him only as he was in the humour)。  He
  had then been to pass three hours with Amelia; his
  dear little Amelia; at Fulham; and he came home to
  find his sisters spread in starched muslin in the drawing…
  room; the dowagers cackling in the background; and
  honest Swartz in her favourite amber…coloured satin; with
  turquoise bracelets; countless rings; flowers; feathers; and
  all sorts of tags and gimcracks; about as elegantly
  decorated as a she chimney…sweep on May…day。
  The girls; after vain attempts to engage him in conversation;
  talked about fashions and the last drawing…room
  until he was perfectly sick of their chatter。  He
  contrasted their behaviour with little Emmy'stheir
  shrill voices with her tender ringing tones; their attitudes
  and their elbows and their starch; with her humble soft
  movements and modest graces。  Poor Swartz was seated
  in a place where Emmy had been accustomed to sit。
  Her bejewelled hands lay sprawling in her amber satin
  lap。  Her tags and ear…rings twinkled; and her big eyes
  rolled about。  She was doing nothing with perfect contentment;
  and thinking herself charming。  Anything so becoming
  as the satin the sisters had never seen。
  〃Dammy;〃 George said to a confidential friend; 〃she
  looked like a China doll; which has nothing to do all day
  but to grin and wag its head。  By Jove; Will; it was all I
  I could do to prevent myself from throwing the sofa…
  cushion at her。〃 He restrained that exhibition of
  sentiment; however。
  The sisters began to play the Battle of Prague。  〃Stop
  that d thing;〃 George howled out in a fury from the
  sofa。  〃It makes me mad。  You play us something; Miss
  Swartz; do。  Sing something; anything but the Battle of
  Prague。〃
  〃Shall I sing 'Blue Eyed Mary' or the air from the
  Cabinet?〃 Miss Swartz asked。
  〃That sweet thing from the Cabinet;〃 the sisters said。
  〃We've had that;〃 replied the misanthrope on the sofa
  〃I can sing 'Fluvy du Tajy;' 〃 Swartz said; in a meek
  voice; 〃if I had the words。〃 It was the last of the worthy
  young woman's collection。
  〃O; 'Fleuve du Tage;' 〃 Miss Maria cried; 〃we have the
  song;〃 and went off to fetch the book in which it was。
  Now it happened that this song; then in the height of
  the fashion; had been given to the young ladies by a young
  friend of theirs; whose name was on the title; and Miss
  Swartz; having concluded the ditty with George's applause
  (for he remembered that it was a favourite of Amelia's);
  was hoping for an encore perhaps; and fiddling with the
  leaves of the music; when her eye fell upon the title; and
  she saw 〃Amelia Sedley〃 written in the comer。
  〃Lor!〃 cried Miss Swartz; spinning swiftly round on
  the music…stool; 〃is it my Amelia?  Amelia that was at
  Miss P。's at Hammersmith?  I know it is。  It's her。  and
  Tell me about herwhere is she?〃
  〃Don't mention her;〃 Miss Maria Osborne said
  hastily。  〃Her family has disgraced itself。  Her father
  cheated Papa; and as for her; she is never to be mentioned
  HERE。〃 This was Miss Maria's return for George's
  rudeness about the Battle of Prague。
  〃Are you a friend of Amelia's?〃 George said; bouncing
  up。  〃God bless you for it; Miss Swartz。  Don't believe
  what;the girls say。  SHE'S n