第 12 节
作者:
左思右想 更新:2021-02-19 19:45 字数:9322
holder; Osborne。〃
〃Well; if you like;〃 little Osborne replied; for you see
his papa kept a carriage; and he was rather ashamed of
his champion。
Yes; when the hour of battle came; he was almost
ashamed to say; 〃Go it; Figs〃; and not a single other boy
in the place uttered that cry for the first two or three
rounds of this famous combat; at the commencement of
which the scientific Cuff; with a contemptuous smile on
his face; and as light and as gay as if he was at a ball;
planted his blows upon his adversary; and floored that
unlucky champion three times running。 At each fall there
was a cheer; and everybody was anxious to have the
honour of offering the conqueror a knee。
〃What a licking I shall get when it's over;〃 young
Osborne thought; picking up his man。 〃You'd best give in;〃
he said to Dobbin; 〃it's only a thrashing; Figs; and you
know I'm used to it。〃 But Figs; all whose limbs were in a
quiver; and whose nostrils were breathing rage; put his
little bottle…holder aside; and went in for a fourth time。
As he did not in the least know how to parry the blows
that were aimed at himself; and Cuff had begun the
attack on the three preceding occasions; without ever
allowing his enemy to strike; Figs now determined that he
would commence the engagement by a charge on his own
part; and accordingly; being a left…handed man; brought
that arm into action; and hit out a couple of times with
all his mightonce at Mr。 Cuff's left eye; and once on his
beautiful Roman nose。
Cuff went down this time; to the astonishment of the
assembly。 〃Well hit; by Jove;〃 says little Osborne; with
the air of a connoisseur; clapping his man on the back。
〃Give it him with the left; Figs my boy。〃
Figs's left made terrific play during all the rest of the
combat。 Cuff went down every time。 At the sixth round;
there were almost as many fellows shouting out; 〃Go it;
Figs;〃 as there were youths exclaiming; 〃Go it; Cuff。〃 At
the twelfth round the latter champion was all abroad; as
the saying is; and had lost all presence of mind and power
of attack or defence。 Figs; on the contrary; was as calm
as a quaker。 His face being quite pale; his eyes shining
open; and a great cut on his underlip bleeding profusely;
gave this young fellow a fierce and ghastly air; which
perhaps struck terror into many spectators。 Nevertheless;
his intrepid adversary prepared to close for the
thirteenth time。
If I had the pen of a Napier; or a Bell's Life; I should
like to describe this combat properly。 It was the last
charge of the Guard(that is; it would have been; only
Waterloo had not yet taken place)it was Ney's column
breasting the hill of La Haye Sainte; bristling with ten
thousand bayonets; and crowned with twenty eaglesit
was the shout of the beef…eating British; as leaping down
the hill they rushed to hug the enemy in the savage arms
of battlein other words; Cuff coming up full of pluck;
but quite reeling and groggy; the Fig…merchant put in his
left as usual on his adversary's nose; and sent him down
for the last time。
〃I think that will do for him;〃 Figs said; as his opponent
dropped as neatly on the green as I have seen Jack
Spot's ball plump into the pocket at billiards; and the
fact is; when time was called; Mr。 Reginald Cuff was not
able; or did not choose; to stand up again。
And now all the boys set up such a shout for Figs as
would have made you think he had been their darling
champion through the whole battle; and as absolutely
brought Dr。 Swishtail out of his study; curious to know
the cause of the uproar。 He threatened to flog Figs
violently; of course; but Cuff; who had come to himself
by this time; and was washing his wounds; stood up and
said; 〃It's my fault; sirnot Figs'not Dobbin's。 I was
bullying a little boy; and he served me right。〃 By which
magnanimous speech he not only saved his conqueror a
whipping; but got back all his ascendancy over the boys
which his defeat had nearly cost him。
Young Osborne wrote home to his parents an account
of the transaction。
Sugarcane House; Richmond; March; 18
DEAR MAMA;I hope you are quite well。 I should be
much obliged to you to send me a cake and five shillings。
There has been a fight here between Cuff & Dobbin。
Cuff; you know; was the Cock of the School。 They
fought thirteen rounds; and Dobbin Licked。 So Cuff is
now Only Second Cock。 The fight was about me。 Cuff
was licking me for breaking a bottle of milk; and Figs
wouldn't stand it。 We call him Figs because his father is
a GrocerFigs & Rudge; Thames St。; CityI think as
he fought for me you ought to buy your Tea & Sugar
at his father's。 Cuff goes home every Saturday; but can't
this; because he has 2 Black Eyes。 He has a white Pony
to come and fetch him; and a groom in livery on a bay
mare。 I wish my Papa would let me have a Pony; and I
am
Your dutiful Son;
GEORGE SEDLEY OSBORNE
P。S。Give my love to little Emmy。 I am cutting her
out a Coach in cardboard。 Please not a seed…cake; but a
plum…cake。
In consequence of Dobbin's victory; his character rose
prodigiously in the estimation of all his schoolfellows; and
the name of Figs; which had been a byword of reproach;
became as respectable and popular a nickname as any
other in use in the school。 〃After all; it's not his fault
that his father's a grocer;〃 George Osborne said; who;
though a little chap; had a very high popularity among
the Swishtail youth; and his opinion was received with
great applause。 It was voted low to sneer at Dobbin
about this accident of birth。 〃Old Figs〃 grew to be a
name of kindness and endearment; and the sneak of an
usher jeered at him no longer。
And Dobbin's spirit rose with his altered circumstances。
He made wonderful advances in scholastic learning。 The
superb Cuff himself; at whose condescension Dobbin
could only blush and wonder; helped him on with his
Latin verses; 〃coached〃 him in play…hours: carried him
triumphantly out of the little…boy class into the middle…
sized form; and even there got a fair place for him。 It
was discovered; that although dull at classical learning;
at mathematics he was uncommonly quick。 To the
contentment of all he passed third in algebra; and got a
French prize…book at the public Midsummer examination。
You should have seen his mother's face when Telemaque
(that delicious romance) was presented to him by
the Doctor in the face of the whole school and the parents
and company; with an inscription to Gulielmo Dobbin。 All
the boys clapped hands in token of applause and
sympathy。 His blushes; his stumbles; his awkwardness; and
the number of feet which he crushed as he went back to
his place; who shall describe or calculate? Old Dobbin; his
father; who now respected him for the first time; gave
him two guineas publicly; most of which he spent in a
general tuck…out for the school: and he came back in a
tail…coat after the holidays。
Dobbin was much too modest a young fellow to
suppose that this happy change in all his circumstances
arose from his own generous and manly disposition: he
chose; from some perverseness; to attribute his good
fortune to the sole agency and benevolence of little George
Osborne; to whom henceforth he vowed such a love and
affection as is only felt by childrensuch an affection; as
we read in the charming fairy…book; uncouth Orson had
for splendid young Valentine his conqueror。 He flung
himself down at little Osborne's feet; and loved him。
Even before they were acquainted; he had admired
Osborne in secret。 Now he was his valet; his dog; his man
Friday。 He believed Osborne to be the possessor of
every perfection; to be the handsomest; the bravest; the
most active; the cleverest; the most generous of created
boys。 He shared his money with him: bought him
uncountable presents of knives; pencil…cases; gold seals;
toffee; Little Warblers; and romantic books; with large
coloured pictures of knights and robbers; in many of which
latter you might read inscriptions to George Sedley
Osborne; Esquire; from his attached friend William Dobbin
the which tokens of homage George received very
graciously; as became his superior merit。
So that Lieutenant Osborne; when coming to Russell
Square on the day of the Vauxhall party; said to the
ladies; 〃Mrs。 Sedley; Ma'am; I hope you have room; I've
asked Dobbin of ours to come and dine here; and go with
us to Vauxhall。 He's almost as modest as Jos。〃
〃Modesty! pooh;〃 said the stout gentleman; casting a
vainqueur look at Miss Sharp。
〃He isbut you are incomparably more graceful;
Sedley;〃 Osborne added; laughing。 〃I met him at the
Bedford; when I went to look for you; and I told him that
Miss Amelia was come home; and that we were all bent
on going out for a night's pleasuring; and that Mrs。 Sedley
had forgiven his breaking the punch…bowl at the child's
party。 Don't you remember the catastrophe; Ma'am; seven
years ago?〃
〃Over Mrs。 Flamingo's crimson silk gown;〃 said good…
natured Mrs。 Sedley。 〃What a gawky it was! And his
sisters are not much more graceful。 Lady Dobbin was at
Highbury last night with three of them。 Such figures! my
dears。〃
〃The Alderman's very rich; isn't he?〃 Osborne said
archly。 〃Don't you think one