good…humoured　air；　〃I　ought　to　have　remembered　the
  pepper　which　the　Princess　of　Persia　puts　in　the　cream…
  tarts　in　the　Arabian　Nights。　　Do　you　put　cayenne　into
  your　cream…tarts　in　India；　sir？〃
  Old　Sedley　began　to　laugh；　and　thought　Rebecca
  was　a　good…humoured　girl。　　Joseph　simply　said；　〃Cream…
  tarts；　Miss？　Our　cream　is　very　bad　in　Bengal。　　We
  generally　use　goats'　milk；　and；　'gad；　do　you　know；　I've　got
  to　prefer　it！〃
  〃You　won't　like　EVERYTHING　from　India　now；　Miss
  Sharp；〃　said　the　old　gentleman；　but　when　the　ladies　had
  retired　after　dinner；　the　wily　old　fellow　said　to　his　son；
  〃Have　a　care；　Joe；　that　girl　is　setting　her　cap　at　you。〃
  〃Pooh！　nonsense！〃　said　Joe；　highly　flattered。　　〃I　recollect；
  sir；　there　was　a　girl　at　Dumdum；　a　daughter　of
  Cutler　of　the　Artillery；　and　afterwards　married　to　Lance；
  the　surgeon；　who　made　a　dead　set　at　me　in　the　year
  '4at　me　and　Mulligatawney；　whom　I　mentioned　to　you
  before　dinnera　devilish　good　fellow　Mulligatawney
  he's　a　magistrate　at　Budgebudge；　and　sure　to　be　in
  council　in　five　years。　　Well；　sir；　the　Artillery　gave　a　ball；
  and　Quintin；　of　the　King's　14th；　said　to　me；　'Sedley；'　said
  he；　'I　bet　you　thirteen　to　ten　that　Sophy　Cutler　hooks
  either　you　or　Mulligatawney　before　the　rains。'　'Done；'
  says　I；　and　egad；　sirthis　claret's　very　good。　　Adamson's
  or　Carbonell's？〃
  A　slight　snore　was　the　only　reply：　the　honest　stockbroker
  was　asleep；　and　so　the　rest　of　Joseph's　story　was　lost
  for　that　day。　　But　he　was　always　exceedingly
  communicative　in　a　man's　party；　and　has　told　this
  delightful　tale　many　scores　of　times　to　his　apothecary；
  Dr。　Gollop；　when　he　came　to　inquire　about　the　liver　and
  the　blue…pill。
  Being　an　invalid；　Joseph　Sedley　contented　himself　with
  a　bottle　of　claret　besides　his　Madeira　at　dinner；　and
  he　managed　a　couple　of　plates　full　of　strawberries　and
  cream；　and　twenty…four　little　rout　cakes　that　were　lying
  neglected　in　a　plate　near　him；　and　certainly　（for
  novelists　have　the　privilege　of　knowing　everything）
  he　thought　a　great　deal　about　the　girl　upstairs。　　〃A　nice；
  gay；　merry　young　creature；〃　thought　he　to　himself。　　〃How
  she　looked　at　me　when　I　picked　up　her　handkerchief　at
  dinner！　　She　dropped　it　twice。　　Who's　that　singing　in　the
  drawing…room？　'Gad！　shall　I　go　up　and　see？〃
  But　his　modesty　came　rushing　upon　him　with
  uncontrollable　force。　　His　father　was　asleep：　his　hat
  was　in　the　hall：　there　was　a　hackney…coach　standing
  hard　by　in　Southampton　Row。　　〃I'll　go　and　see　the　Forty
  Thieves；〃　said　he；　〃and　Miss　Decamp's　dance〃；　and　he
  slipped　away　gently　on　the　pointed　toes　of　his　boots；　and
  disappeared；　without　waking　his　worthy　parent。
  〃There　goes　Joseph；〃　said　Amelia；　who　was　looking
  from　the　open　windows　of　the　drawing…room；　while
  Rebecca　was　singing　at　the　piano。
  〃Miss　Sharp　has　frightened　him　away；〃　said　Mrs。
  Sedley。　　〃Poor　Joe；　why　WILL　he　be　so　shy？〃
  CHAPTER　IV
  The　Green　Silk　Purse
  Poor　Joe's　panic　lasted　for　two　or　three　days；　during
  which　he　did　not　visit　the　house；　nor　during　that　period
  did　Miss　Rebecca　ever　mention　his　name。　　She　was　all
  respectful　gratitude　to　Mrs。　Sedley；　delighted　beyond
  measure　at　the　Bazaars；　and　in　a　whirl　of　wonder　at　the
  theatre；　whither　the　good…natured　lady　took　her。　　One
  day；　Amelia　had　a　headache；　and　could　not　go　upon　some
  party　of　pleasure　to　which　the　two　young　people　were
  invited：　nothing　could　induce　her　friend　to　go　without　her。
  〃What！　you　who　have　shown　the　poor　orphan　what
  happiness　and　love　are　for　the　first　time　in　her　lifequit
  YOU？　　Never！〃　　and　the　green　eyes　looked　up　to　Heaven
  and　filled　with　tears；　and　Mrs。　Sedley　could　not　but　own
  that　her　daughter's　friend　had　a　charming　kind　heart
  of　her　own。
  As　for　Mr。　Sedley's　jokes；　Rebecca　laughed　at　them
  with　a　cordiality　and　perseverance　which　not　a　little
  pleased　and　softened　that　good…natured　gentleman。　　Nor
  was　it　with　the　chiefs　of　the　family　alone　that　Miss
  Sharp　found　favour。　　She　interested　Mrs。　Blenkinsop　by
  evincing　the　deepest　sympathy　in　the　raspberry…jam
  preserving；　which　operation　was　then　going　on　in　the
  Housekeeper's　room；　she　persisted　in　calling　Sambo　〃Sir；〃
  and　〃Mr。　Sambo；〃　to　the　delight　of　that　attendant；　and　she
  apologised　to　the　lady's　maid　for　giving　her　trouble　in
  venturing　to　ring　the　bell；　with　such　sweetness　and
  humility；　that　the　Servants'　Hall　was　almost　as　charmed
  with　her　as　the　Drawing　Room。
  Once；　in　looking　over　some　drawings　which　Amelia
  had　sent　from　school；　Rebecca　suddenly　came　upon　one
  which　caused　her　to　burst　into　tears　and　leave　the　room。
  It　was　on　the　day　when　Joe　Sedley　made　his　second
  appearance。
  Amelia　hastened　after　her　friend　to　know　the　cause
  of　this　display　of　feeling；　and　the　good…natured　girl　came
  back　without　her　companion；　rather　affected　too。　　〃You
  know；　her　father　was　our　drawing…master；　Mamma；　at
  Chiswick；　and　used　to　do　all　the　best　parts　of　our　drawings。〃
  〃My　love！　I'm　sure　I　always　heard　Miss　Pinkerton　say
  that　he　did　not　touch　themhe　only　mounted　them。〃
  〃It　was　called　mounting；　Mamma。　　Rebecca　remembers
  the　drawing；　and　her　father　working　at　it；　and　the
  thought　of　it　came　upon　her　rather　suddenlyand　so；
  you　know；　she〃
  〃The　poor　child　is　all　heart；〃　said　Mrs。　Sedley。
  〃I　wish　she　could　stay　with　us　another　week；〃　said
  Amelia。
  〃She's　devilish　like　Miss　Cutler　that　I　used　to　meet
  at　Dumdum；　only　fairer。　　She's　married　now　to　Lance；
  the　Artillery　Surgeon。　　Do　you　know；　Ma'am；　that　once
  Quintin；　of　the　14th；　bet　me〃
  〃0　Joseph；　we　know　that　story；〃　said　Amelia；　laughing。
  Never　mind　about　telling　that；　but　persuade　Mamma
  to　write　to　Sir　Something　Crawley　for　leave　of　absence
  for　poor　dear　Rebecca：　here　she　comes；　her　eyes　red
  with　weeping。〃
  〃I'm　better；　now；〃　said　the　girl；　with　the　sweetest　smile
  possible；　taking　good…natured　Mrs。　Sedley's　extended　hand
  and　kissing　it　respectfully。　　〃How　kind　you　all　are　to　me！
  All；〃　she　added；　with　a　laugh；　〃except　you；　Mr。　Joseph。〃
  〃Me！〃　said　Joseph；　meditating　an　instant　departure
  〃Gracious　Heavens！　Good　Gad！　Miss　Sharp！'
  〃Yes；　how　could　you　be　so　cruel　as　to　make　me　eat
  that　horrid　pepper…dish　at　dinner；　the　first　day　I　ever
  saw　you？　You　are　not　so　good　to　me　as　dear　Amelia。〃
  〃He　doesn't　know　you　so　well；〃　cried　Amelia。
  〃I　defy　anybody　not　to　be　good　to　you；　my　dear；〃
  said　her　mother。
  〃The　curry　was　capital；　indeed　it　was；〃　said　Joe；　quite
  gravely。　　〃Perhaps　there　was　NOT　enough　citron　juice　in
  itno；　there　was　NOT。〃
  〃And　the　chilis？〃
  〃By　Jove；　how　they　made　you　cry　out！〃　said　Joe；
  caught　by　the　ridicule　of　the　circumstance；　and
  exploding　in　a　fit　of　laughter　which　ended　quite
  suddenly；　as　usual。
  〃I　shall　take　care　how　I　let　YOU　choose　for　me
  another　time；〃　said　Rebecca；　as　they　went　down
  again　to　dinner。　　〃I　didn't　think　men　were　fond　of
  putting　poor　harmless　girls　to　pain。〃
  〃By　Gad；　Miss　Rebecca；　I　wouldn't　hurt　you　for　the
  world。〃
  〃No；〃　said　she；　〃I　KNOW　you　wouldn't〃；　and　then　she
  gave　him　ever　so　gentle　a　pressure　with　her　little　hand；
  and　drew　it　back　quite　frightened；　and　looked　first　for
  one　instant　in　his　face；　and　then　down　at　the　carpet…
  rods；　and　I　am　not　prepared　to　say　that　Joe's　heart　did
  not　thump　at　this　little　involuntary；　timid；　gentle　motion
  of　regard　on　the　part　of　the　simple　girl。
  It　was　an　advance；　and　as　such；　perhaps；　some　ladies
  of　indisputable　correctness　and　gentility　will　condemn　the
  action　as　immodest；　but；　you　see；　poor　dear　Rebecca
  had　all　this　work　to　do　for　herself。　　If　a　person　is　too
  poor　to　keep　a　servant；　though　ever　so　elegant；　he　must
  sweep　his　own　rooms：　if　a　dear　girl　has　no　dear　Mamma
  to　settle　matters　with　the　young　man；　she　must　do　it
  for　herself。　　And　oh；　what　a　mercy　it　is　that　these　women
  do　not　exercise　their　powers　oftener！　We　can't　resist
  them；　if　they　do。　　Let　them　show　ever　so　little　inclination；
  and　men　go　down　on　their　knees　at　once：　old　or　ugly；
  it　is　all　the　same。　　And　this　I　set　down　as　a　positive
  truth。　　A　woman　with　fair　opportunities；　and　without　an
  absolute　hump；　may　marry　WHOM　SHE　LIKES。　　Only　let　us
  be　thankful　that　the　darlings　are　like　the　beasts　of　the
  field；　and　don't　know　their　own　power。　　They　would
  overcome　us　entirely　if　they　did。
  〃Egad！〃　thought　Joseph；　entering　the　dining…room；　〃I
  exactly　begin　to　feel　as　I　did　at　Dumdum　with　Miss
  Cutler。〃　Many　sweet　little　appeals；　half　tender；　half
  jocular；　did　Miss　Sharp　make　to　him　about　the　dishes
  at　dinner；　for　by　this　time　she　was　on　a　footing　of
  considerable　familiarity　with　the　family；　and　as　for　the
  girls；　they　loved　each　other　like　sisters。　　Young　unmarried
  girls　always　do；　if　they　are　in　a　house　together　for　ten
  days。
  As　if　bent　upon　advancing　Rebecca's　plans　in　every
  waywhat　must　Amelia　do；　but　remind　her　brother　of
  a　promise　made　last　Easter　holidays〃When　I　was　a
  girl　at　school；〃　said　she；　laughinga　promise　that　he；
  Joseph；　would　take　her　to　Vauxhall。　　〃Now；〃　she　said；
  〃that　Rebecca　is　with　us；　will　be　the　very　time。〃
  〃O；　delightful！〃　said　Rebecca；　going　to　clap　her　hands；
  but　she　recollected　herself；　and　paused；　like　a　modest
  creature；　as　she　was。
  〃To…night　is　not　the　night；〃　said　Joe。
  〃Well；　to…morrow。〃
  〃To…morrow　your　Papa　and　I　dine　out；〃　said　Mrs。
  Sedley。
  〃You