第 18 节
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幽雨 更新:2021-02-19 18:03 字数:9319
smiling heartily。
But the rain…maker explained at once that his was not the bomb system;
but a method attended by more rain and less disturbance。 〃Not that the
bomb don't produce first…class results at times and under circumstances;〃
he said; 〃but it's uncertain and costly。〃
The Governor hesitated about the hole in the roof; which Hilbrun told
us was for a metal pipe to conduct his generated gases into the air。 The
owner of the barn had gone to Laramie。 However; we found a stove…pipe
hole; which saved delay。 〃And what day would you prefer the shower?〃
said Hilbrun; after we had gone over our contract with him。
〃Any day would do;〃 the Governor said。
This was Thursday; and Sunday was chosen; as a day when no one had
business to detain him from witnessing the showerthough it seemed to
me that on week…days; too; business in Cheyenne was not so inexorable as
this。 We gave the strangers some information about the town; and left
them。 The sun went away in a cloudless sky; and came so again when the
stars had finished their untarnished shining。 Friday was clear and dry and
hot; like the dynasty of blazing days that had gone before。
I saw a sorry spectacle in the streetthe bridegroom and the bride
shopping together; or; rather; he with his wad of bills was obediently
paying for what she bought; and when I met them he was carrying a
scarlet parasol and a bonnet…box。 His biscuit…shooter; with the lust of
purchase on her; was brilliantly dressed; and pervaded the street with
splendor; like an escaped parrot。 Lin walked beside her; but it might as
well have been behind; and his bearing was so different from his wonted
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happy…go…luckiness that I had a mind to take off my hat and say; 〃Good…
morning; Mrs。 Lusk。〃 But it was 〃Mrs。 McLean 〃I said; of course。 She
gave me a remote; imperious nod; and said; 〃Come on; Lin;〃 something
like a cross nurse; while he; out of sheer decency; made her a good…
humored; jocular answer; and said to me; 〃It takes a woman to know what
to buy for house…keepin;〃; which poor piece of hypocrisy endeared him to
me more than ever。 The puncher was not of the fibre to succeed in keeping
appearances; but he deserved success; which the angels consider to be
enough。 I wondered if disenchantment had set in; or if this were only the
preliminary stage of surprise and wounding; and I felt that but one test
could show; namely; a coming face to face of Mr。 and Mrs。 Lusk; perhaps
not to be desired。 Neither was it likely。 The assistant rain…maker kept
himself steadfastly inside or near the barn; at the north corner of Cheyenne;
while the bride; when she was in the street at all; haunted the shops clear
across town diagonally。
On this Friday noon the appearance of the metal tube above the blind
building spread some excitement。 It moved several of the citizens to pay
the place a visit and ask to see the machine。 These callers; of course;
sustained a polite refusal; and returned among their friends with a
contempt for such quackery; and a greatly heightened curiosity; so that
pretty soon you could hear discussions at the street corners; and by
Saturday morning Cheyenne was talking of little else。 The town prowled
about the barn and its oracular metal tube; and heard and saw nothing。 The
Governor and I (let it be confessed) went there ourselves; since the
twenty…four hours of required preparation were now begun。 We smelled
for chemicals; and he thought there was a something; but having been bred
a doctor; distrusted his imagination。 I could not be sure myself whether
there was anything or not; although I walked three times round the barn;
snuffing as dispassionately as I knew how。 It might possibly be chlorine;
the Governor said; or some gas for which ammonia was in part responsible;
and this was all he could say; and we left the place。 The world was as still
and the hard; sharp hills as clear and near as ever; and the sky over Sahara
is not more dry and enduring than was ours。 This tenacity in the elements
plainly gave Jode a malicious official pleasure。 We could tell it by his talk
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at lunch; and when the Governor reminded him that no rain was contracted
for until the next day; he mentioned that the approach of a storm is
something that modern science is able to ascertain long in advance; and he
bade us come to his office whenever we pleased; and see for ourselves
what science said。 This was; at any rate; something to fill the afternoon
with; and we went to him about five。 Lin McLean joined us on the way。 I
came upon him lingering alone in the street; and he told me that Mrs。
McLean was calling on friends。 I saw that he did not know how to spend
the short recess or holiday he was having。 He seemed to cling to the
society of others; and with them for the time regain his gayer mind。 He
had become converted to Ogden; and the New…Yorker; on his side; found
pleasant and refreshing this democracy of Governors and cow…punchers。
Jode received us at the signal…service office; and began to show us his
instruments with the careful pride of an orchid…collector。
〃A hair hygrometer;〃 he said to me; waving his wax…like hand over it。
〃The indications are obtained from the expansion and contraction of a
prepared human hair; transferred to an index needle traversing the divided
arc of〃
〃What oil do you put on the human hair Jode?〃 called out the
Governor; who had left our group; and was gamboling about by himself
among the tubes and dials。 〃What will this one do?〃 he asked; and poked
at a wet paper disc。 But before the courteous Jode could explain that it had
to do with evaporation and the dew…point; the Governor's attention
wandered; and he was blowing at a little fan…wheel。 This instantly
revolved and set a number of dial hands going different ways。 〃Hi!〃 said
the Governor; delighted。 〃Seen 'em like that down mines。 Register air
velocity in feet。 Put it away; Jode。 You don't want that to…morrow。 What
you'll need; Hilbrun says; is a big old rain…gauge and rubber shoes。〃
〃I shall require nothing of the sort; Governor;〃 Jode retorted at once。
〃And you can go to church without your umbrella in safety; sir。 See there。〃
He pointed to a storm…glass; which was certainly as clear as crystal。 〃An
old…fashioned test; you will doubtless say; gentlemen;〃 Jode continued
though none of us would have said anything like that〃but unjustly
discredited; and; furthermore; its testimony is well corroborated; as you
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will find you must admit。〃 Jode's voice was almost threatening; and he
fetched one corroborator after another。 I looked passively at wet and dry
bulbs; at self…recording; dotted registers; I caught the fleeting sound of
words like 〃meniscus 〃and 〃terrestrial minimum thermometer;〃 and I
nodded punctually when Jode went through some calculation。 At last I
heard something that I could understanda series of telegraphic replies to
Jode from brother signal…service officers all over the United States。 He
read each one through from date of signature; and they all made any rain
to…morrow entirely impossible。 〃And I tell you;〃 Jode concluded; in his
high; egg…shell voice; 〃there's no chance of precipitation now; sir。 I tell you;
sir;〃he was shrieking jubilantly 〃there's not a damn' thing to
precipitate!〃
We left him in his triumph among his glass and mercury。 〃Gee whiz!〃
said the Governor。 〃I guess we'd better go and tell Hilbrun it's no use。〃
We went; and Hilbrun smiled with a certain compassion