第 20 节
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  thing of the past。  So she falls a victim to the allurements of the
  bargain…counter; returning home after hours of aimless wandering;
  irritable and aggrieved because she cannot own the beautiful things
  she has seen。  She passes the evening in trying to win her
  husband's consent to some purchase he knows he cannot afford; while
  it breaks his heart to refuse her … some object; which; were she
  really his companion; she would not have had the time to see or the
  folly to ask for。
  The janitor in our building is truly a toiler。  He rarely leaves
  his dismal quarters under the sidewalk; but 〃Madam〃 walks the
  streets clad in sealskin and silk; a 〃Gainsborough〃 crowning her
  false 〃bang。〃  I always think of Max O'Rell's clever saying; when I
  see her: 〃The sweat of the American husband crystallizes into
  diamond ear…rings for the American woman。〃  My janitress sports a
  diminutive pair of those jewels and has hopes of larger ones!
  Instead of 〃doing〃 the bachelor's rooms in the building as her
  husband's helpmeet; she 〃does〃 her spouse; and a char…woman works
  for her。  She is one of the drops in the tide that ebbs and flows
  on Twenty…third Street … a discontented woman placed in a false
  position by our absurd customs。
  Go a little further up in the social scale and you will find the
  same 〃detached〃 feeling。  In a household I know of only one horse
  and a COUPE can be afforded。  Do you suppose it is for the use of
  the weary breadwinner?  Not at all。  He walks from his home to the
  〃elevated。〃  The carriage is to take his wife to teas or the park。
  In a year or two she will go abroad; leaving him alone to turn the
  crank that produces the income。  As it is; she always leaves him
  for six months each year in a half…closed house; to the tender
  mercies of a caretaker。  Two additional words could be
  advantageously added to the wedding service。  After 〃for richer for
  poorer;〃 I should like to hear a bride promise to cling to her
  husband 〃for winter for summer!〃
  Make another step up and stand in the entrance of a house at two
  A。M。; just as the cotillion is commencing; and watch the couples
  leaving。  The husband; who has been in Wall Street all day; knows
  that he must be there again at nine next morning。  He is furious at
  the lateness of the hour; and dropping with fatigue。  His wife; who
  has done nothing to weary her; is equally enraged to be taken away
  just as the ball was becoming amusing。  What a happy; united pair
  they are as the footman closes the door and the carriage rolls off
  home!  Who is to blame?  The husband is vainly trying to lead the
  most exacting of double lives; that of a business man all day and a
  society man all night。  You can pick him out at a glance in a
  ballroom。  His eye shows you that there is no rest for him; for he
  has placed his wife at the head of an establishment whose working
  crushes him into the mud of care and anxiety。  Has he any one to
  blame but himself?
  In England; I am told; the man of a family goes up to London in the
  spring and gets his complete outfit; down to the smallest details
  of hat…box and umbrella。  If there happens to be money left; the
  wife gets a new gown or two: if not; she 〃turns〃 the old ones and
  rejoices vicariously in the splendor of her 〃lord。〃  I know one
  charming little home over there; where the ladies cannot afford a
  pony…carriage; because the three indispensable hunters eat up the
  where…withal。
  Thackeray was delighted to find one household (Major Ponto's) where
  the governess ruled supreme; and I feel a fiendish pleasure in
  these accounts of a country where men have been able to maintain
  some rights; and am moved to preach a crusade for the liberation of
  the American husband; that the poor; down…trodden creature may
  revolt from the slavery where he is held and once more claim his
  birthright。  If he be prompt to act (and is successful) he may work
  such a reform that our girls; on marrying; may feel that some
  duties and responsibilities go with their new positions; and a
  state of things be changed; where it is possible for a woman to be
  pitied by her friends as a model of abnegation; because she has
  decided to remain in town during the summer to keep her husband
  company and make his weary home…coming brighter。  Or where (as in a
  story recently heard) a foreigner on being presented to an American
  bride abroad and asking for her husband; could hear in answer: 〃Oh;
  he could not come; he was too busy。  I am making my wedding…trip
  without him。〃
  CHAPTER 19 … The Grand Prix
  IN most cities; it is impossible to say when the 〃season〃 ends。  In
  London and with us in New York it dwindles off without any special
  finish; but in Paris it closes like a trap…door; or the curtain on
  the last scene of a pantomime; while the lights are blazing and the
  orchestra is banging its loudest。  The GRAND PRIX; which takes
  place on the second Sunday in June; is the climax of the spring
  gayeties。  Up to that date; the social pace has been getting faster
  and faster; like the finish of the big race itself; and fortunately
  for the lives of the women as well as the horses; ends as suddenly。
  In 1897; the last steeple chase at Auteuil; which precedes the
  GRAND…PRIX by one week; was won by a horse belonging to an actress
  of the THEATRE FRANCAIS; a lady who has been a great deal before
  the public already in connection with the life and death of young
  Lebaudy。  This youth having had the misfortune to inherit an
  enormous fortune; while still a mere boy; plunged into the wildest
  dissipation; and became the prey of a band of sharpers and
  blacklegs。  Mlle。 Marie Louise Marsy appears to have been the one
  person who had a sincere affection for the unfortunate youth。  When
  his health gave way during his military service; she threw over her
  engagement with the FRANCAIS; and nursed her lover until his death
  … a devotion rewarded by the gift of a million。
  At the present moment; four or five of the band of self…styled
  noblemen who traded on the boy's inexperience and generosity; are
  serving out terms in the state prisons for blackmailing; and the
  THEATRE FRANCAIS possesses the anomaly of a young and beautiful
  actress; who runs a racing stable in her own name。
  THE GRAND PRIX dates from the reign of Napoleon III。; who; at the
  suggestion of the great railway companies; inaugurated this race in
  1862; in imitation of the English Derby; as a means of attracting
  people to Paris。  The city and the railways each give half of the
  forty…thousand…dollar prize。  It is the great official race of the
  year。  The President occupies the central pavilion; surrounded by
  the members of the cabinet and the diplomatic corps。  On the
  tribunes and lawn can be seen the TOUT PARIS … all the celebrities
  of the great and half…world who play such an important part in the
  life of France's capital。  The whole colony of the RASTAQUOUERES;
  is sure to be there; 〃RASTAS;〃 as they are familiarly called by the
  Parisians; who make little if any distinction in their minds
  between a South American (blazing in diamonds and vulgar clothes)
  and our own select (?) colony。  Apropos of this inability of the
  Europeans to appreciate our fine social distinctions; I have been
  told of a well…born New Yorker who took a French noblewoman rather
  to task for receiving an American she thought unworthy of notice;
  and said:
  〃How can you receive her?  Her husband keeps a hotel!〃
  〃Is that any reason?〃 asked the French…woman; 〃I thought all
  Americans kept hotels。〃
  For the GRAND PRIX; every woman not absolutely bankrupt has a new
  costume; her one idea being a CREATION that will attract attention
  and eclipse her rivals。  The dressmakers have had a busy time of it
  for weeks before。
  Every horse that can stand up is pressed into service for the day。
  For twenty…four hours before; the whole city is EN FETE; and Paris
  EN FETE is always a sight worth seeing。  The natural gayety of the
  Parisians; a characteristic noticed (if we are to believe the
  historians) as far back as the conquest of Gaul by Julius Caesar;
  breaks out in all its amusing spontaneity。  If the day is fine; the
  entire population gives itself up to amusement。  From early morning
  the current sets towards the charming corner of the Bois where the
  Longchamps race…course lies; picturesquely encircled by the Seine
  (alive with a thousand boats); and backed by the woody slopes of
  Suresnes and St。 Cloud。  By noon every corner and vantage point of
  the landscape is seized upon; when; with a blare of trumpets and
  the rattle of cavalry; the President arrives in his turnout A LA
  DAUMONT; two postilions in blue and gold; and a PIQUEUR; preceded
  by a detachment of the showy GARDES REPUBLICAINS on horseback; and
  takes his place in the little pavilion where for so many years