第 9 节
作者:开了      更新:2021-02-19 01:06      字数:9321
  and hardly raises his eye…lids as he languidly manoeuvres the rope。
  I have seen that boy now for months; but never when his boots and
  clothes were brushed or when his cravat was not riding proudly
  above his collar。  On occasions I have offered him pins; which he
  took wearily; doubtless because it was less trouble than to refuse。
  The next day; however; his cravat again rode triumphant; mocking my
  efforts to keep it in its place。  His hair; too; has been a cause
  of wonder to me。  How does he manage to have it always so long and
  so unkempt?  More than once; when expecting callers; I have bribed
  him to have it cut; but it seemed to grow in the night; back to its
  poetic profusion。
  In what does this noble disregard for appearances which
  characterizes American men originate?  Our climate; as some
  suggest; or discouragement at not all being millionaires?  It more
  likely comes from an absence with us of the military training that
  abroad goes so far toward licking young men into shape。
  I shall never forget the surprise on the face of a French statesman
  to whom I once expressed my sympathy for his country; laboring
  under the burden of so vast a standing army。  He answered:
  〃The financial burden is doubtless great; but you have others。
  Witness your pension expenditures。  With us the money drawn from
  the people is used in such a way as to be of inestimable value to
  them。  We take the young hobbledehoy farm…hand or mechanic;
  ignorant; mannerless; uncleanly as he may be; and turn him out at
  the end of three years with his regiment; self…respecting and well…
  mannered; with habits of cleanliness and obedience; having acquired
  a bearing; and a love of order that will cling to and serve him all
  his life。  We do not go so far;〃 he added; 〃as our English
  neighbors in drilling men into superb manikins of 'form' and
  carriage。  Our authorities do not consider it necessary。  But we
  reclaim youths from the slovenliness of their native village or
  workshop and make them tidy and mannerly citizens。〃
  These remarks came to mind the other day as I watched a group of
  New England youths lounging on the steps of the village store; or
  sitting in rows on a neighboring fence; until I longed to try if
  even a judicial arrangement of tacks; 'business…end up;' on these
  favorite seats would infuse any energy into their movements。  I
  came to the conclusion that my French acquaintance was right; for
  the only trim…looking men to be seen; were either veterans of our
  war or youths belonging to the local militia。  And nowhere does one
  see finer specimens of humanity than West Point and Annapolis turn
  out。
  If any one doubts what kind of men slouching youths develop into;
  let him look when he travels; at the dejected appearance of the
  farmhouses throughout our land。  Surely our rural populations are
  not so much poorer than those of other countries。  Yet when one
  compares the dreary homes of even our well…to…do farmers with the
  smiling; well…kept hamlets seen in England or on the Continent;
  such would seem to be the case。
  If ours were an old and bankrupt nation; this air of discouragement
  and decay could not be greater。  Outside of the big cities one
  looks in vain for some sign of American dash and enterprise in the
  appearance of our men and their homes。
  During a journey of over four thousand miles; made last spring as
  the guest of a gentleman who knows our country thoroughly; I was
  impressed most painfully with this abject air。  Never in all those
  days did we see a fruit…tree trained on some sunny southern wall; a
  smiling flower…garden or carefully clipped hedge。  My host told me
  that hardly the necessary vegetables are grown; the inhabitants of
  the West and South preferring canned food。  It is less trouble!
  If you wish to form an idea of the extent to which slouch prevails
  in our country; try to start a 〃village improvement society;〃 and
  experience; as others have done; the apathy and ill…will of the
  inhabitants when you go about among them and strive to summon some
  of their local pride to your aid。
  In the town near which I pass my summers; a large stone; fallen
  from a passing dray; lay for days in the middle of the principal
  street; until I paid some boys to remove it。  No one cared; and the
  dull…eyed inhabitants would doubtless be looking at it still but
  for my impatience。
  One would imagine the villagers were all on the point of moving
  away (and they generally are; if they can sell their land); so
  little interest do they show in your plans。  Like all people who
  have fallen into bad habits; they have grown to love their
  slatternly ways and cling to them; resenting furiously any attempt
  to shake them up to energy and reform。
  The farmer has not; however; a monopoly。  Slouch seems ubiquitous。
  Our railway and steam…boat systems have tried in vain to combat it;
  and supplied their employees with a livery (I beg the free and
  independent voter's pardon; a uniform!); with but little effect。
  The inherent tendency is too strong for the corporations。  The
  conductors still shuffle along in their spotted garments; the cap
  on the back of the head; and their legs anywhere; while they chew
  gum in defiance of the whole Board of Directors。
  Go down to Washington; after a visit to the Houses of Parliament or
  the Chamber of Deputies; and observe the contrast between the
  bearing of our Senators and Representatives and the air of their
  CONFRERES abroad。  Our law…makers seem trying to avoid every
  appearance of 〃smartness。〃  Indeed; I am told; so great is the
  prejudice in the United States against a well…turned…out man that a
  candidate would seriously compromise his chances of election who
  appeared before his constituents in other than the accustomed
  shabby frock…coat; unbuttoned and floating; a pot hat; no gloves;
  as much doubtfully white shirt…front as possible; and a wisp of
  black silk for a tie; and if he can exhibit also a chin…whisker;
  his chances of election are materially increased。
  Nothing offends an eye accustomed to our native LAISSER ALLER so
  much as a well…brushed hat and shining boots。  When abroad; it is
  easy to spot a compatriot as soon and as far as you can see one; by
  his graceless gait; a cross between a lounge and a shuffle。  In
  reading…; or dining…room; he is the only man whose spine does not
  seem equal to its work; so he flops and straggles until; for the
  honor of your land; you long to shake him and set him squarely on
  his legs。
  No amount of reasoning can convince me that outward slovenliness is
  not a sign of inward and moral supineness。  A neglected exterior
  generally means a lax moral code。  The man who considers it too
  much trouble to sit erect can hardly have given much time to his
  tub or his toilet。  Having neglected his clothes; he will neglect
  his manners; and between morals and manners we know the tie is
  intimate。
  In the Orient a new reign is often inaugurated by the construction
  of a mosque。  Vast expense is incurred to make it as splendid as
  possible。  But; once completed; it is never touched again。  Others
  are built by succeeding sovereigns; but neither thought nor
  treasure is ever expended on the old ones。  When they can no longer
  be used; they are abandoned; and fall into decay。  The same system
  seems to prevail among our private owners and corporations。
  Streets are paved; lamp…posts erected; store…fronts carefully
  adorned; but from the hour the workman puts his finishing touch
  upon them they are abandoned to the hand of fate。  The mud may cake
  up knee…deep; wind and weather work their own sweet will; it is no
  one's business to interfere。
  When abroad one of my amusements has been of an early morning to
  watch Paris making its toilet。  The streets are taking a bath;
  liveried attendants are blacking the boots of the lamp…posts and
  newspaper…KIOSQUES; the shop…fronts are being shaved and having
  their hair curled; cafe's and restaurants are putting on clean
  shirts and tying their cravats smartly before their many mirrors。
  By the time the world is up and about; the whole city; smiling
  freshly from its matutinal tub; is ready to greet it gayly。
  It is this attention to detail that gives to Continental cities
  their air of cheerfulness and thrift; and the utter lack of it that
  impresses foreigners so painfully on arriving at our shores。
  It has been the fashion to laugh at the dude and his high collar;
  at the darky in his master's cast…off clothes; aping style and
  fashion。  Better the dude; better the colored dandy; better even
  the Bowery 〃tough〃 with his affected carriage; for they at least
  are reaching blindly out after something better than their
  surroundings; striving after an ideal; and are in just so much the
  superiors of the foolish souls who mock them … better; even