第 9 节
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and hardly raises his eye…lids as he languidly manoeuvres the rope。
I have seen that boy now for months; but never when his boots and
clothes were brushed or when his cravat was not riding proudly
above his collar。 On occasions I have offered him pins; which he
took wearily; doubtless because it was less trouble than to refuse。
The next day; however; his cravat again rode triumphant; mocking my
efforts to keep it in its place。 His hair; too; has been a cause
of wonder to me。 How does he manage to have it always so long and
so unkempt? More than once; when expecting callers; I have bribed
him to have it cut; but it seemed to grow in the night; back to its
poetic profusion。
In what does this noble disregard for appearances which
characterizes American men originate? Our climate; as some
suggest; or discouragement at not all being millionaires? It more
likely comes from an absence with us of the military training that
abroad goes so far toward licking young men into shape。
I shall never forget the surprise on the face of a French statesman
to whom I once expressed my sympathy for his country; laboring
under the burden of so vast a standing army。 He answered:
〃The financial burden is doubtless great; but you have others。
Witness your pension expenditures。 With us the money drawn from
the people is used in such a way as to be of inestimable value to
them。 We take the young hobbledehoy farm…hand or mechanic;
ignorant; mannerless; uncleanly as he may be; and turn him out at
the end of three years with his regiment; self…respecting and well…
mannered; with habits of cleanliness and obedience; having acquired
a bearing; and a love of order that will cling to and serve him all
his life。 We do not go so far;〃 he added; 〃as our English
neighbors in drilling men into superb manikins of 'form' and
carriage。 Our authorities do not consider it necessary。 But we
reclaim youths from the slovenliness of their native village or
workshop and make them tidy and mannerly citizens。〃
These remarks came to mind the other day as I watched a group of
New England youths lounging on the steps of the village store; or
sitting in rows on a neighboring fence; until I longed to try if
even a judicial arrangement of tacks; 'business…end up;' on these
favorite seats would infuse any energy into their movements。 I
came to the conclusion that my French acquaintance was right; for
the only trim…looking men to be seen; were either veterans of our
war or youths belonging to the local militia。 And nowhere does one
see finer specimens of humanity than West Point and Annapolis turn
out。
If any one doubts what kind of men slouching youths develop into;
let him look when he travels; at the dejected appearance of the
farmhouses throughout our land。 Surely our rural populations are
not so much poorer than those of other countries。 Yet when one
compares the dreary homes of even our well…to…do farmers with the
smiling; well…kept hamlets seen in England or on the Continent;
such would seem to be the case。
If ours were an old and bankrupt nation; this air of discouragement
and decay could not be greater。 Outside of the big cities one
looks in vain for some sign of American dash and enterprise in the
appearance of our men and their homes。
During a journey of over four thousand miles; made last spring as
the guest of a gentleman who knows our country thoroughly; I was
impressed most painfully with this abject air。 Never in all those
days did we see a fruit…tree trained on some sunny southern wall; a
smiling flower…garden or carefully clipped hedge。 My host told me
that hardly the necessary vegetables are grown; the inhabitants of
the West and South preferring canned food。 It is less trouble!
If you wish to form an idea of the extent to which slouch prevails
in our country; try to start a 〃village improvement society;〃 and
experience; as others have done; the apathy and ill…will of the
inhabitants when you go about among them and strive to summon some
of their local pride to your aid。
In the town near which I pass my summers; a large stone; fallen
from a passing dray; lay for days in the middle of the principal
street; until I paid some boys to remove it。 No one cared; and the
dull…eyed inhabitants would doubtless be looking at it still but
for my impatience。
One would imagine the villagers were all on the point of moving
away (and they generally are; if they can sell their land); so
little interest do they show in your plans。 Like all people who
have fallen into bad habits; they have grown to love their
slatternly ways and cling to them; resenting furiously any attempt
to shake them up to energy and reform。
The farmer has not; however; a monopoly。 Slouch seems ubiquitous。
Our railway and steam…boat systems have tried in vain to combat it;
and supplied their employees with a livery (I beg the free and
independent voter's pardon; a uniform!); with but little effect。
The inherent tendency is too strong for the corporations。 The
conductors still shuffle along in their spotted garments; the cap
on the back of the head; and their legs anywhere; while they chew
gum in defiance of the whole Board of Directors。
Go down to Washington; after a visit to the Houses of Parliament or
the Chamber of Deputies; and observe the contrast between the
bearing of our Senators and Representatives and the air of their
CONFRERES abroad。 Our law…makers seem trying to avoid every
appearance of 〃smartness。〃 Indeed; I am told; so great is the
prejudice in the United States against a well…turned…out man that a
candidate would seriously compromise his chances of election who
appeared before his constituents in other than the accustomed
shabby frock…coat; unbuttoned and floating; a pot hat; no gloves;
as much doubtfully white shirt…front as possible; and a wisp of
black silk for a tie; and if he can exhibit also a chin…whisker;
his chances of election are materially increased。
Nothing offends an eye accustomed to our native LAISSER ALLER so
much as a well…brushed hat and shining boots。 When abroad; it is
easy to spot a compatriot as soon and as far as you can see one; by
his graceless gait; a cross between a lounge and a shuffle。 In
reading…; or dining…room; he is the only man whose spine does not
seem equal to its work; so he flops and straggles until; for the
honor of your land; you long to shake him and set him squarely on
his legs。
No amount of reasoning can convince me that outward slovenliness is
not a sign of inward and moral supineness。 A neglected exterior
generally means a lax moral code。 The man who considers it too
much trouble to sit erect can hardly have given much time to his
tub or his toilet。 Having neglected his clothes; he will neglect
his manners; and between morals and manners we know the tie is
intimate。
In the Orient a new reign is often inaugurated by the construction
of a mosque。 Vast expense is incurred to make it as splendid as
possible。 But; once completed; it is never touched again。 Others
are built by succeeding sovereigns; but neither thought nor
treasure is ever expended on the old ones。 When they can no longer
be used; they are abandoned; and fall into decay。 The same system
seems to prevail among our private owners and corporations。
Streets are paved; lamp…posts erected; store…fronts carefully
adorned; but from the hour the workman puts his finishing touch
upon them they are abandoned to the hand of fate。 The mud may cake
up knee…deep; wind and weather work their own sweet will; it is no
one's business to interfere。
When abroad one of my amusements has been of an early morning to
watch Paris making its toilet。 The streets are taking a bath;
liveried attendants are blacking the boots of the lamp…posts and
newspaper…KIOSQUES; the shop…fronts are being shaved and having
their hair curled; cafe's and restaurants are putting on clean
shirts and tying their cravats smartly before their many mirrors。
By the time the world is up and about; the whole city; smiling
freshly from its matutinal tub; is ready to greet it gayly。
It is this attention to detail that gives to Continental cities
their air of cheerfulness and thrift; and the utter lack of it that
impresses foreigners so painfully on arriving at our shores。
It has been the fashion to laugh at the dude and his high collar;
at the darky in his master's cast…off clothes; aping style and
fashion。 Better the dude; better the colored dandy; better even
the Bowery 〃tough〃 with his affected carriage; for they at least
are reaching blindly out after something better than their
surroundings; striving after an ideal; and are in just so much the
superiors of the foolish souls who mock them … better; even