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kington magistrates like it or not: that is the _routine;_ I believe; and as reasonable as most routine。〃
Dr。 Wycherley admired Alfred for this; and whispered Mr。 Osmond; 〃How subtly they reason。〃
Mr。 Hardie did not deign to answer his son; who indeed had spoken at him; and not to him。
As for poor Maxley; he was in sad and sober earnest; and could not relish nor even take in Alfred's irony。 He lifted his head and looked Mr。 Hardie in the face。
〃You be a hard man;〃 said he; trembling with emotion。 〃You robbed me and my missus of our all; you ha' broke her heart; and turned my head; and if I was to come and kill _you;_ 'twould only be clearing scores。 'Stead of that; I comes to you like a lamb; and says give me your name on a bit of paper; and put me out of harm's way。 'No;' says you; 'go to the workhouse!' Be _you_ in the workhouseyou that owes me nine hundred pounds and my dead missus?〃 With this he went into a rage; took a packet out of his pocket; and flung L。 900 of Mr。 Hardie's paper at Mr。 Hardie's head before any one could stop him。
But Alfred saw his game; stepped forward; and caught it with one hand; and with the dexterity of a wicket…keeper; within a foot of his father's nose。 〃How's that; Umpire?〃 said he: then; a little sternly; 〃Don't do that again; Mr。 Maxley; or I shall have to give you a hidingto keep up appearances。 He then put the notes in his pocket; and said quietly; _〃I_ shall give you your money for these before the year ends。〃
〃You won't be quite so mad as that; I hope;〃 remonstrated his father。 But he made no reply: they very seldom answered one another now。
〃Oh;〃 said Dr。 Wycherley; inspecting him like a human curiosity; 〃nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae。〃
〃Nec parvum sine mixtura stultitiae;〃 retorted Alfred in a moment and met his offensive gaze with a point…blank look of supercilious disdain。
Then having shut him up; he turned to Osmond: 〃Come;〃 said he; 〃prescribe for this poor fellow; who asks for a hospital; so Routine gives him a workhouse。 Come; you know there is no limit to your skill and good nature: you cured Spot of the worms; cure poor old Maxley of his snakes: oblige me。〃
〃That I will; Mr。 Alfred;〃 said Osmond heartily: and wrote a prescription on a leaf of his memorandum…book; remarking that though a simple purgative; it had made short work of a great many serpents and dragons; and not a few spectres and hobgoblins into the bargain。
The young gentleman thanked him graciously; and said kindly to Maxley; 〃Get that made uphere's a guineaand I'll send somebody to see how you are to…morrow。〃
The poor man took the guinea; and the prescription; and his head drooped again; and he slouched away。
Dr。 Wycherley remarked significantly that his conduct was worth imitating by _all persons similarly situated:_ and concluded oracularly: 〃Prophylaxis is preferable to therapeusis。〃
〃Or; as _Porson_ would say; 'Prevention is better than cure。'〃
With this parting blow the Oxonian suddenly sauntered away; unconscious; it seemed; of the existence of his companions。
〃I never saw a plainer case of Incubation;〃 remarked Dr。 Wycherley with vast benevolence of manner。
〃Maxley's?〃
〃Oh; no; that is parochial。 It is your profoundly interesting son I alluded to。 Did you notice his supercilious departure? _And his morbid celerity of repartee?_〃
Mr。 Hardie replied with some little hesitation; 〃Yes; and; excuse me; I thought he had rather the best of the battle with you。〃
〃Indubitably so;〃 replied Dr。 Wycherley: 〃they always do: at least such is my experience。 If ever I break a lance of wit with an incubator! I calculate with confidence on being unhorsed with abnormal rapidity; and rare; indeed; are the instances in which my anticipations are not promptly and fully realised。 By a similar rule of progression the incubator is seldom a match for the confirmed maniac; either in the light play of sarcasm; the coruscations of wit or the severer encounters of dialectical ratiocination。〃
〃Dear; dear; dear! Then how is one to know a genius from a madman?〃 inquired Jane。
_〃By sending for a psychological physician。_〃
〃If I understand the doctor right; the two things are not opposed;〃 remarked Mr。 Hardie。
Dr。 Wycherley assented; and made a remarkable statement in confirmation: 〃One half of the aggregate of the genius of the country is at present under restraint; fortunately for the community; and still more fortunately for itself。〃
He then put on his gloves; and; with much kindness but solemnity; warned Mr。 Hardie not to neglect his son's case; nor to suppose that matters could go on like this without 〃disintegrating or disorganising the grey matter of the brain。 I admit〃 said he; 〃that in some recorded cases of insanity the brain on dissection has revealed no signs of structural or functional derangement; and; that; on the other hand; considerable encephalic disorganisation has been shown to have existed in other cases without aberration or impairment of the reason: but such phenomena are to be considered as pathological curiosities; with which the empiric would fain endeavour to disturb the sound general conclusions of science。 The only safe mode of reasoning on matters so delicate and profound is _a priori:_ and; as it may safely be assumed as a self…evident proposition; that disturbed intelligence bears the same relation to the brain as disordered respiration does to the lungs; it is not logical; reasoning _a priori;_ to assume the possibility that the studious or other mental habits of a Kephalalgic; and gifted youth; can be reversed; and erotic monomania germinate; with all the morbid phenomena of isolation; dejection of the spirits; and abnormal exaltation of the powers of wit and ratiocination; without some considerable impairment; derangement; disturbance; or modification; of the psychical; motorial; and sensorial functions of the great cerebral ganglion。 But it would be equally absurd to presuppose that these several functions can be disarranged for months; without more or less disorganisation of the medullary; or even of the cineritious; matter of the encephialon。 _Therefore_dissection of your talented son would doubtless reveal at this moment either steatonatous or atheromatous deposits in the cerebral blood…vessels; or an encysted abscess; probably of no very recent origin; or; at the least; considerable inspissation; and opacity; of the membranes of the encephalon; or more or less pulpy disorganisation of one or other of the hemispheres of the brain: _good_ morning!!〃
〃Good morning; sir: and a thousand thanks for your friemidly interest in my unhappy boy。〃
The Psycho…cerebrals 〃took their departure〃 (Psycho…cerebral for 〃went away〃); and left Jane Hardie brimful of anxiety。 Alfred was not there to dispose of the tirade in two words 〃Petitio principii;〃 and so smoke on; and; not being an university woman; she could not keep her eye on the original assumption while following the series of inferences the learned doctor built so neatly; story by story; on the foundation _of_ the quicksand _of_ a loose conjecture。*
* So novices sitting at a conjuror see him take a wedding…ring; and put it in a little box before a lady; then cross the theatre with another little box; and put that before another lady: 〃Hey! presto! pass!〃 in box 2 is discovered a wedding…ring; which is instantly _assumed_ to be _the_ ring: on this the green minds are fixed; and with this is sham business done: Box 1; containing the real ring all the time; is overlooked: and the confederate; in livery or not; does what he likes with it; imprisons it in an orangefor the good of its health。
So poor Argan; when Fleurant enumerates the consequences of his omitting a singledose shall I say?is terrified by the threatened disorders; which succeed to each other logically enough: all the absurdity being in the first link of the chain; and from that his mind is diverted。
〃Now not a word of this to Alfred;〃 said Mr。 Hardie。 〃I shall propose him a little foreign tour; to amuse his mind。〃
〃Yes; but papa; if some serious change is really going on inside his poor head。〃
Mr。 Hardie smiled sarcastically。 〃Don't you see that if the mind can wound the brain; the mind can cure it?〃 Then; after a while; he said parentally; 〃My child; I must give you a lesson: men of the world use enthusiastslike those two I have just been drawing outfor their tools; we don't let them make tools of us。 Osmond; you know; is jackal to an asylum in London; Dr。 Wycherley; I have heard; keeps two or three such establishments by himself or his agents: blinded by self…interest and that of their cliquewhat an egotistical world it is; to be sure!they would confine a melancholy youth in a gloomy house; among afflicted persons; and give him nothing to do but brood; and so turn the scale against his reason。 But I have my children's interest at heart more than my own: I shall send him abroad; and so amuse his mind with fresh objects; break off sad associations; and restore him to a brilliant career。 I count on you to second me in my little scheme for his good。〃
〃That I will; papa。〃
〃Somehow; I don't know why; he is coolish to me。〃
〃He does not understand you as I do; my own papa。〃
〃But he is affectionat