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e to interrupt a soul; even a son talking nonsense。 She now assured him she could afford very well to send him to Oxford; and begged leave to remind him that he was too good and too sensible to run up bills there; like the young men who did not really love their parents。 〃Then; as for learning; why; we must be reasonable in our turn。 Do the best you can; love。 We know you have no great turn for the classics; we do not expect you to take high honours like young Mr。 Hardie; besides; that might make your head ache: he has sad headaches; his sister told Julia。 But; my dear; an university education is indispensable Do but see how the signs of it follow a gentleman through life; to say nothing of the valuable acquaintances and lasting friendships he makes there: even those few distinguished persons who have risen in the would without it; have openly regretted the want; and have sent their children: and _that_ says volumes to me。〃
〃Why; Edward; it is the hall…mark of a gentleman;〃 said Julia eagerly。 Mrs。 Dodd caught a flash of her daughter: 〃And my silver shall never be without it;〃 said she warmly。 She added presently; in her usual placid tone; 〃I beg your pardon; my dears; I ought to have said my gold。〃 With this she kissed Edward tenderly on the brow; and drew an embrace and a little grunt of resignation from him。 〃Take the dear boy and show him our purchases; love!〃 said Mrs。 Dodd; with a little gentle accent of half reproach; scarce perceptible to a male ear。
〃Oh; yes;〃 and Julia rose and tripped to the door。 There she stood a moment; half turned; with arching neck; colouring with innocent pleasure。 〃Come; darling。 Oh; you good…for… nothing thing。〃
The pair found a little room hard by; paved with china; crockery; glass; baths; kettles; &c。
〃There; sir。 Look them in the face; and us; if you can。〃
〃Well; you know; I had no idea you had been and bought a cart…load of things for Oxford。〃 His eye brightened; he whipped out a two…foot rule; and began to calculate the cubic contents。 〃I'll turn to and make the cases; Ju。〃
The ladies had their way; the cases were made and despatched; and one morning the Bus came for Edward; and stopped at the gate of Albion Villa。 At this sight mother and daughter both turned their heads quickly away by one independent impulse; and set a bad example。 Apparently neither of them had calculated on this paltry little detail; they were game for theoretical departures; to impalpable universities: and 〃an air…drawn Bus; a Bus of the mind;〃 would not have dejected for a moment their lofty Spartan souls on glory bent; safe glory。 But here was a Bus of wood; and Edward going bodily away inside it。 The victim kissed them; threw up his portmanteau and bag; and departed serene as Italian skies; the victors watched the pitiless Bus quite out of sight; then went up to his bedroom; all disordered by packing; and; on the very face of it; vacant; and sat down on his little bed intertwining and weeping。
Edward was received at Exeter College; as young gentlemen are received at college; and nowhere else; I hope; for the credit of Christendom。 They showed him a hole in the roof; and called it an 〃Attic;〃 grim pleasantry! being a puncture in the modern Athens。 They inserted him; told him what hour at the top of the morning he must be in chapel; and left him to find out his other ills。 His cases were welcomed like Christians; by the whole staircase。 These undergraduates abused one another's crockery as their own: the joint stock of breakables had just dwindled very low; and Mrs。 Dodd's bountiful contribution was a godsend。
The new comer soon found that his views of a learned university had been narrow。 Out of place in it? why; he could not have taken his wares to a better market; the modern Athens; like the ancient; cultivates muscle as well as mind。 The captain of the university eleven saw a cricket…ball thrown all across the ground; he instantly sent a professional bowler to find out who that was; through the same ambassador the thrower was invited to play on club days; and proving himself an infallible catch and long…stop; a mighty thrower; a swift runner; and a steady; though not very brilliant bat; he was; after one or two repulses; actually adopted into the university eleven。 He communicated this ray of glory by letter to his mother and sister with genuine delight; coldly and clumsily expressed; they replied with feigned and fluent rapture。 Advancing steadily in that line of academic study towards which his genius lay; he won a hurdle race; and sent home a little silver hurdle; and soon after brought a pewter pot; with a Latin inscription recording the victory at 〃Fives〃 of Edward Dodd: but not too arrogantly; for in the centre of the pot was this device; 〃The Lord Is My Illumination。〃 The Curate of Sandford; who pulled number six in the Exeter boat; left Sandford for Witney: on this he felt he could no longer do his college justice by water; and his parish by land; nor escape the charge of pluralism; preaching at Witney and rowing at Oxford。 He fluctuated; sighed; kept his Witney; and laid down his oar。 Then Edward was solemnly weighed in his jersey and flannel trousers; and proving only eleven stone eight; whereas he had been ungenerously suspected of twelve stone;* was elected to the vacant oar by acclamation。 He was a picture in a boat; and; 〃Oh!!! well pulled; six!!〃 was a hearty ejaculation constantly hurled at him from the bank by many men of other colleges; and even by the more genial among the cads; as the Exeter glided at ease down the river; or shot up it in a race。
*There was at this time a prejudice against weight; which has yielded to experience
He was now as much talked of in the university as any man of his college; except one。 Singularly enough that one was his townsman; but no friend of his; he was much Edward's senior in standing; though not in age; and this is a barrier the junior must not step overwithout direct encouragementat Oxford。 Moreover; the college was a large one; and some of 〃the sets〃 very exclusive: young Hardie was Doge of a studious clique; and careful to make it understood that he was a reading man who boated and cricketed; to avoid the fatigue of lounging; not a boatman or cricketer who strayed into Aristotle in the intervals of Perspiration。
His public running since he left Harrow was as follows: the prize poem in his fourth term; the sculls in his sixth; the Ireland scholarship in his eighth (he pulled second for it the year before); Stroke of the Exeter in his tenth; and reckoned sure of a first class to consummate his twofold career。
To this young Apollo; crowned with variegated laurel; Edward looked up from a distance。 The brilliant creature never bestowed a word on him by land; and by water only such observations as the following: 〃Time; Six!〃 〃Well pulled; Six!〃 〃Very well pulled; Six!〃 Except; by…the…bye; one race; when he swore at him like a trooper for not being quicker at starting。 The excitement of nearly being bumped by Brasenose in the first hundred yards was an excuse。 However; Hardie apologised as they were dressing in the barge after the race; but the apology was so stiff; it did not pave the way to an acquaintance。
Young Hardie; rising twenty…one; thought nothing human worthy of reverence; but Intellect。 Invited to dinner; on the same day; with the Emperor of Russia; and with Voltaire; and with meek St。 John; he would certainly have told the coachman to put him down at Voltaire。
His quick eye detected Edward's character; but was not attracted by it: says he to one of his adherents; 〃What a good…natured spoon that Dodd is; Phoebus; what a name!〃 Edward; on the other hand; praised this brilliant in all his letters; and recorded his triumphs and such of his witty sayings as leaked through his own set; to reinvigorate mankind。 This roused Julia's ire。 It smouldered through three letters; but burst out when there was no letter; but Mrs。 Dodd; meaning; Heaven knows; no harm; happened to say meekly; _a propos_ of Edward; 〃You know; love; we cannot all be young Hardies。〃 〃No; and thank Heaven;〃 said Julia defiantly。 〃Yes; mamma;〃 she continued; in answer to Mrs。 Dodd's eyebrow; which had curved; 〃your mild glance reads my soul; I detest that boy。〃 Mrs。 Dodd smiled: 〃Are you sure you know what the word 'detest' means? And what has young Mr。 Hardie done; that you should bestow so violent a sentiment on him?〃
〃Mamma; I am Edward's sister;〃 was the tragic reply; then; kicking off the buskin pretty nimbly; 〃There! he beats our boy at everything; and ours sits quietly down and admires him for it: oh! how can a man let anybody or anything beat him! I wouldn't; without a desperate struggle。〃 She clenched her white teeth and imagined the struggle。 To be sure; she owned she had never seen this Mr。 Hardie; but after all it was only Jane Hardie's brother; as Edward was hers; 〃And would I sit down and let Jane beat me at Things? Never! never! never! I couldn't。〃
〃Your friend to the death; dear; was not that your expression?〃
〃Oh; that was a slip of the tongue; dear mamma; I was off my guard。 I generally am; by the way。 But now I am on it; and propose an amendment。 Now I second it。 Now I carry it。〃
〃And now let me hear it。〃
〃She is my frien