your　shoes　any　more。　　Your　footmen　do　it；　but　they　are
  paid；　and　the　fellow　who　comes　to　get　a　list　of　the
  company　when　you　give　a　banquet　or　a　dancing　breakfast　at
  Longueoreille　House；　gets　money　from　the　newspapers　for
  performing　that　service。　　But　for　us；　thank　you　for
  nothing；　Longears　my　boy；　and　we　don't　wish　to　pay　you
  any　more　than　we　owe。　　We　will　take　off　our　hats　to
  Wellington　because　he　is　Wellington；　but　to　youwho　are
  you？〃
  I　am　sick　of　COURT　CIRCULARS。　　I　loathe　HAUT…TON
  intelligence。　　I　believe　such　words　as　Fashionable；
  Exclusive；　Aristocratic；　and　the　like；　to　be　wicked；
  unchristian　epithets；　that　ought　to　be　banished　from
  honest　vocabularies。　　A　Court　system　that　sends　men　of
  genius　to　the　second　table；　I　hold　to　be　a　Snobbish
  system。　　A　society　that　sets　up　to　be　polite；　and　ignores
  Arts　and　Letters；　I　hold　to　be　a　Snobbish　society。　　You；
  who　despise　your　neighbour；　are　a　Snob；　you；　who　forget
  your　own　friends；　meanly　to　follow　after　those　of　a
  higher　degree；　are　a　Snob；　you；　who　are　ashamed　of　your
  poverty；　and　blush　for　your　calling；　are　a　Snob；　as　are
  you　who　boast　of　your　pedigree；　or　are　proud　of　your
  wealth。
  To　laugh　at　such　is　MR。　PUNCH'S　business。　　May　he　laugh
  honestly；　hit　no　foul　blow；　and　tell　the　truth　when　at
  his　very　broadest　grinnever　forgetting　that　if　Fun　is
  good；　Truth　is　still　better；　and　Love　best　of　all。
  End