第 3 节
作者:保时捷      更新:2021-02-18 21:47      字数:9322
  hurry we have passed by lots of wild onions without even gathering
  them。
  CARIO
  I will no longer conceal the truth from you。 Friends; it's
  Plutus whom my master brings; Plutus; who will give you riches。
  LEADER OF THE CHORUS
  What! we shall really all become rich?
  CARIO
  Aye; certainly; you will then be Midases; provided you grow
  ass's ears。
  LEADER OF THE CHORUS
  What joy; what happiness! If what you tell me is true; I long to
  dance with delight。
  CARIO  (singing; with appropriate gestures)
  And I too; threttanelo! want to imitate the Cyclops and lead
  your troop by stamping like this。 Do you; my dear little ones; cry;
  aye; cry again and bleat forth the plaintive song of the sheep and
  of the stinking goats; follow me like lascivious goats with their
  tools out。
  LEADER OF THE CHORUS
  (Singing; to the same tune and with similar mimicry)
  As for us; threttanelo! we will seek you; dear Cyclops;
  bleating; and if we find you with your wallet full of fresh herbs; all
  disgusting in your filth; sodden with wine and sleeping in the midst
  of your sheep; we will seize a great flaming stake and burn out your
  eye。
  CARIO
  I will copy that Circe of Corinth; whose potent philtres compelled
  the companions of Philonides like swine to swallow balls of dung;
  which she herself had kneaded with her hands; and do you too grunt
  with joy and follow your mother; my little pigs。
  LEADER OF THE CHORUS
  Oh! Circe with the potent philtress; who besmear your companions
  so filthily; what pleasure I shall have in imitating the son of
  Laertes! I will hang you up by your balls; I will rub your nose with
  dung like a goat; and like Aristyllus you shall say through your
  half…opened lips; 〃Follow your mother; my little pigs。〃
  CARIO
  Enough of tomfoolery; assume a grave demeanour; unknown to my
  master I am going to take bread and meat; and when I have fed well;
  I shall resume my work。
  (Interlude of dancing by the CHORUS。)
  CHREMYLUS  (coming out of his house)
  To say; 〃Hail! my dear neighbours!〃 is an old form of greeting and
  well worn with use; so therefore I embrace you; because you have not
  crept like tortoises; but have come rushing here in all haste。 Now
  help me to watch carefully and closely over the god。
  LEADER OF THE CHORUS
  Be at ease。 You shall see with what martial zeal I will guard him。
  What! we jostle each other at the Assembly for three obols; and am I
  going to let Plutus in person be stolen from me?
  CHREMYLUS
  But I see Blepsidemus; by his bearing and his haste I can
  readily see he knows or suspects something。
  BLEPSIDEMUS
  What has happened then? Whence; how has Chremylus suddenly grown
  rich? I don't believe a word of it。 Nevertheless; nothing but his
  sudden fortune was being talked about in the barber…shops。 But I am
  above all surprised that his good fortune has not made him forget
  his friends; that is not the usual way!
  CHREMYLUS
  By the gods; Blepsidemus; I will hide nothing from you。 To…day
  things are better than yesterday; let us share; for are you not my
  friend?
  BLEPSIDEMUS
  Have you really grown rich as they say?
  CHREMYLUS
  I shall be soon; if the god agrees to it。 But there is still
  some risk to run。
  BLEPSIDEMUS
  What risk?
  CHREMYLUS
  Well。。。
  BLEPSIDEMUS
  Tell me; quick!
  CHREMYLUS
  If we succeed; we are happy for ever; but if we fail; it is all
  over with us。
  BLEPSIDEMUS
  It's a bad business; and one that doesn't please me! To grow
  rich all at once and yet to be fearful! ah! I suspect something that's
  little good。
  CHREMYLUS
  What do you mean?
  BLEPSIDEMUS
  No doubt you have just stolen some gold and silver from some
  temple and are repenting。
  CHREMYLUS
  Nay! heaven preserve me from that!
  BLEPSIDEMUS
  A truce to idle phrases! the thing is only too apparent; my
  friend。
  CHREMYLUS
  Don't suspect such a thing of me。
  BLEPSIDEMUS
  Alas! then there is no honest man! not one; that can resist the
  attraction of gold!
  CHREMYLUS
  By Demeter; you have no common sense。
  BLEPSIDEMUS  (aside)
  How he has changed!
  CHREMYLUS
  But; good gods; you are mad; my dear fellow!
  BLEPSIDEMUS  (aside)
  His very look is distraught; he has done some crime!
  CHREMYLUS
  Ah! I know the tune you are playing now; you think I have
  stolen; and want your share。
  BLEPSIDEMUS
  My share of what; pray?
  CHREMYLUS
  You are beside the mark; the thing is quite otherwise。
  BLEPSIDEMUS
  Perhaps it's not a theft; but some piece of knavery!
  CHREMYLUS
  You are insane!
  BLEPSIDEMUS
  What? You have done no man an injury?
  CHREMYLUS
  No! assuredly not I
  BLEPSIDEMUS
  But; great gods; what am I to think? You won't tell me the truth。
  CHREMYLUS
  You accuse me without really knowing anything。
  BLEPSIDEMUS
  Listen; friend; no doubt the matter can yet be hushed up; before
  it gets noised abroad; at trifling expense; I will buy the orators'
  silence。
  CHREMYLUS
  Aye; you will lay out three minae and; as my friend; you will
  reckon twelve against me。
  BLEPSIDEMUS
  I know someone who will come and seat himself at the foot of the
  tribunal; holding a supplicant's bough in his hand and surrounded by
  his wife and children; for all the world like the Heraclidae of
  Pamphilus。
  CHREMYLUS
  Not at all; poor fool! But; thanks to me; worthy folk alone
  shall be rich henceforth。
  BLEPSIDEMUS
  What are you saying? Have you then stolen so much as all that?
  CHREMYLUS
  Oh your insults will be the death of me。
  BLEPSIDEMUS
  You're the one who is courting death。
  CHREMYLUS
  Not so; you wretch; since I have Plutus。
  BLEPSIDEMUS
  You have Plutus? Which one?
  CHREMYLUS
  The god himself。
  BLEPSIDEMUS
  And where is he?
  CHREMYLUS
  There。
  BLEPSIDEMUS
  Where?
  CHREMYLUS
  Indoors。
  BLEPSIDEMUS
  Indoors?
  CHREMYLUS
  Aye; certainly。
  BLEPSIDEMUS
  Get you gone! Plutus in your house?
  CHREMYLUS
  Yes; by the gods I
  BLEPSIDEMUS
  Are you telling the truth?
  CHREMYLUS
  I am。
  BLEPSIDEMUS
  Swear it by Hestia。
  CHREMYLUS
  I swear it by Posidon。
  BLEPSIDEMUS
  The god of the sea?
  CHREMYLUS
  Yes; and by all the other Posidons; such there be。
  BLEPSIDEMUS
  And you don't send him to us; to your friends?
  CHREMYLUS
  We've not got to that point yet。
  BLEPSIDEMUS
  What do you say? Is there no chance of sharing?
  CHREMYLUS
  Why; no。 We must first。
  BLEPSIDEMUS
  Do what?
  CHREMYLUS
  。。。restore him his sight。
  BLEPSIDEMUS
  Restore whom his sight? Speak!
  CHREMYLUS
  Plutus。 It must be done; no matter how。
  BLEPSIDEMUS
  Is he then really blind?
  CHREMYLUS
  Yes; undoubtedly。
  BLEPSIDEMUS
  I am no longer surprised he never came to me。
  CHREMYLUS
  If it please the gods; he'll come there now。
  BLEPSIDEMUS
  Must we not go and seek a physician?
  CHREMYLUS
  Seek physicians at Athens? Nay! there's no art where there's no
  fee。
  BLEPSIDEMUS  (running his eyes over the audience)
  Let's look carefully。
  CHREMYLUS  (after a thorough survey)
  There is not one。
  BLEPSIDEMUS
  It's a positive fact; I don't know of one。
  CHREMYLUS
  But I have thought the matter well over; and the best thing is
  to make Plutus lie in the Temple of Asclepius。
  BLEPSIDEMUS
  Unquestionably that's the very best thing。 Hurry and lead him away
  to the temple。
  CHREMYLUS
  I am going there。
  BLEPSIDEMUS
  Then hurry up。
  CHREMYLUS
  That's just what I am doing。
  (They are just leaving when POVERTY comes running in;
  she is a picture of squalor and the two men recoil in horror。)
  POVERTY
  Unwise; perverse; unholy men! What are you daring to do; you
  pitiful; wretched mortals? Whither are you flying? Stop! I command it!
  BLEPSIDEMUS
  Oh! great gods!
  POVERTY
  My arm shall destroy you; you infamous beings! Such an attempt
  is not to be borne; neither man nor god has ever dared the like。 You
  shall die!
  CHREMYLUS
  And who are you? Oh! what a ghastly pallor!
  BLEPSIDEMUS
  Perhaps it's some Erinys; some Fury; from the theatre; there's a
  kind of wild tragic look in her eyes。
  CHREMYLUS
  But she has no torch。
  BLEPSIDEMUS
  Let's knock her down!
  POVERTY
  Who do you think I am?
  CHREMYLUS
  Some wine…shop keeper or egg…woman。 Otherwise you would not have
  shrieked so loud at us; who have done nothing to you。
  POVERTY
  Indeed? And have you not done me the most deadly injury by seeking
  to banish me from eve