第 43 节
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echoes of a soul that had missed its destiny; and felt the sufferings
of a heart; essentially generous and charitable; whose charity and
generosity could never be exercised; she realized the immensity of the
desert in which the powers of this noble; unrecognized soul had been
wasted; and knew that she herself; with the little joys and interests
of her city life relieving the bitter trials sent from God; was not
the most unhappy of the two。
〃You who are so pious;〃 she said; 〃explain to me my shortcomings; tell
me what it is that God is punishing in me。〃
〃He is preparing us; my child;〃 answered the old woman; 〃for the
striking of the last hour。〃
At midnight the Knights of Idleness were collecting; one by one like
shadows; under the trees of the boulevard Baron; and speaking together
in whispers。
〃What are we going to do?〃 was the first question of each as he
arrived。
〃I think;〃 said Francois; 〃that Max means merely to give us a supper。〃
〃No; matters are very serious for him; and for the Rabouilleuse: no
doubt; he has concocted some scheme against the Parisians。〃
〃It would be a good joke to drive them away。〃
〃My grandfather;〃 said Baruch; 〃is terribly alarmed at having two
extra mouths to feed; and he'd seize on any pretext〃
〃Well; comrades!〃 cried Max softly; now appearing on the scene; 〃why
are you star…gazing? the planets don't distil kirschwasser。 Come; let
us go to Mere Cognette's!〃
〃To Mere Cognette's! To Mere Cognette's!〃 they all cried。
The cry; uttered as with one voice; produced a clamor which rang
through the town like the hurrah of troops rushing to an assault;
total silence followed。 The next day; more than one inhabitant must
have said to his neighbor: 〃Did you hear those frightful cries last
night; about one o'clock? I thought there was surely a fire
somewhere。〃
A supper worthy of La Cognette brightened the faces of the twenty…two
guests; for the whole Order was present。 At two in the morning; as
they were beginning to 〃siroter〃 (a word in the vocabulary of the
Knights which admirably expresses the act of sipping and tasting the
wine in small quantities); Max rose to speak:
〃My dear fellows! the honor of your grand master was grossly attacked
this morning; after our memorable joke with Fario's cart;attacked by
a vile pedler; and what is more; a Spaniard (oh; Cabrera!); and I have
resolved to make the scoundrel feel the weight of my vengeance;
always; of course; within the limits we have laid down for our fun。
After reflecting about it all day; I have found a trick which is worth
putting into execution;a famous trick; that will drive him crazy。
While avenging the insult offered to the Order in my person; we shall
be feeding the sacred animals of the Egyptians;little beasts which
are; after all; the creatures of God; and which man unjustly
persecutes。 Thus we see that good is the child of evil; and evil is
the offspring of good; such is the paramount law of the universe! I
now order you all; on pain of displeasing your very humble grand
master; to procure clandestinely; each one of you; twenty rats; male
or female as heaven pleases。 Collect your contingent within three
days。 If you can get more; the surplus will be welcome。 Keep the
interesting rodents without food; for it is essential that the
delightful little beasts be ravenous with hunger。 Please observe that
I will accept both house…mice and field…mice as rats。 If we multiply
twenty…two by twenty; we shall have four hundred; four hundred
accomplices let loose in the old church of the Capuchins; where Fario
has stored all his grain; will consume a not insignificant quantity!
But be lively about it! There's no time to lose。 Fario is to deliver
most of the grain to his customers in a week or so; and I am
determined that that Spaniard shall find a terrible deficit。
Gentlemen; I have not the merit of this invention;〃 continued Max;
observing the signs of general admiration。 〃Render to Caesar that
which is Caesar's; and to God that which is God's。 My scheme is only a
reproduction of Samson's foxes; as related in the Bible。 But Samson
was an incendiary; and therefore no philanthropist; while we; like the
Brahmins; are the protectors of a persecuted race。 Mademoiselle Flore
Brazier has already set all her mouse…traps; and Kouski; my right…arm;
is hunting field…mice。 I have spoken。〃
〃I know;〃 said Goddet; 〃where to find an animal that's worth forty
rats; himself alone。〃
〃What's that?〃
〃A squirrel。〃
〃I offer a little monkey;〃 said one of the younger members; 〃he'll
make himself drunk on wheat。〃
〃Bad; very bad!〃 exclaimed Max; 〃it would show who put the beasts
there。〃
〃But we might each catch a pigeon some night;〃 said young Beaussier;
〃taking them from different farms; if we put them through a hole in
the roof; they'll attract thousands of others。〃
〃So; then; for the next week; Fario's storehouse is the order of the
night;〃 cried Max; smiling at Beaussier。 〃Recollect; people get up
early in Saint…Paterne。 Mind; too; that none of you go there without
turning the soles of your list shoes backward。 Knight Beaussier; the
inventor of pigeons; is made director。 As for me; I shall take care to
leave my imprint on the sacks of wheat。 Gentlemen; you are; all of
you; appointed to the commissariat of the Army of Rats。 If you find a
watchman sleeping in the church; you must manage to make him drunk;
and do it cleverly;so as to get him far away from the scene of the
Rodents' Orgy。〃
〃You don't say anything about the Parisians?〃 questioned Goddet。
〃Oh!〃 exclaimed Max; 〃I want time to study them。 Meantime; I offer my
best shotgunthe one the Emperor gave me; a treasure from the
manufactory at Versaillesto whoever finds a way to play the Bridaus
a trick which shall get them into difficulties with Madame and
Monsieur Hochon; so that those worthy old people shall send them off;
or they shall be forced to go of their own accord;without;
understand me; injuring the venerable ancestors of my two friends here
present; Baruch and Francois。〃
〃All right! I'll think of it;〃 said Goddet; who coveted the gun。
〃If the inventor of the trick doesn't care for the gun; he shall have
my horse;〃 added Max。
After this night twenty brains were tortured to lay a plot against
Agathe and her son; on the basis of Max's programme。 But the devil
alone; or chance; could really help them to success; for the
conditions given made the thing well…nigh impossible。
The next morning Agathe and Joseph came downstairs just before the
second breakfast; which took place at ten o'clock。 In Monsieur
Hochon's household the name of first breakfast was given to a cup of
milk and slice of bread and butter which was taken in bed; or when
rising。 While waiting for Madame Hochon; who notwithstanding her age
went minutely through the ceremonies with which the duchesses of Louis
XV。's time performed their toilette; Joseph noticed Jean…Jacques
Rouget planted squarely on his feet at the door of his house across
the street。 He naturally pointed him out to his mother; who was unable
to recognize her brother; so little did he look like what he was when
she left him。
〃That is your brother;〃 said Adolphine; who entered; giving an arm to
her grandmother。
〃What an idiot he looks like!〃 exclaimed Joseph。
Agathe clasped her hands; and raised her eyes to heaven。
〃What a state they have driven him to! Good God! can that be a man
only fifty…seven years old?〃
She looked attentively at her brother; and saw Flore Brazier standing
directly behind him; with her hair dressed; a pair of snowy shoulders
and a dazzling bosom showing through a gauze neckerchief; which was
trimmed with lace; she was wearing a dress with a tight…fitting waist;
made of grenadine (a silk material then much in fashion); with leg…of…
mutton sleeves so…called; fastened at the wrists by handsome
bracelets。 A gold chain rippled over the crab…girl's bosom as she
leaned forward to give Jean…Jacques his black silk cap lest he should
take cold。 The scene was evidently studied。
〃Hey!〃 cried Joseph; 〃there's a fine woman; and a rare one! She is
made; as they say; to paint。 What flesh…tints! Oh; the lovely tones!
what surface! what curves! Ah; those shoulders! She's a magnificent
caryatide。 What a model she would have been for one of Titians'
Venuses!〃
Adolphine and Madame Hochon thought he was talking Greek; but Agathe
signed to them behind his back; as if to say that she was accustomed
to such jargon。
〃So you think a creature who is depriving you of your property
handsome?〃 said Madame Hochon。
〃That doesn't prevent her from being a splendid model!just plump
enough not to spoil the hips and the general contour〃
〃My son; you are not in your studio;〃 said Agathe。 〃Adolphine is
here。〃
〃Ah; true! I did wrong。 But you must remembe