第 28 节
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  would be the same。
  The fat landlady replied from her seat at the desk that she did not
  take those papers。 〃What papers do you take then?〃 asked one of the
  officers; a captain。 The waiter; a little fellow in a blue cloth
  jacket; with an apron of coarse linen tied over it; brought the
  〃Commerce。〃
  〃Is that your paper? Have you no other?〃
  〃No;〃 said the waiter; 〃that's the only one。〃
  The captain tore it up; flung the pieces on the floor; and spat upon
  them; calling out;
  〃Bring dominos!〃
  In ten minutes the news of the insult offered to the Constitution
  Opposition and the Liberal party; in the supersacred person of its
  revered journal; which attacked priests with courage and the wit we
  all remember; spread throughout the town and into the houses like
  light itself; it was told and repeated from place to place。 One phrase
  was on everybody's lips;
  〃Let us tell Max!〃
  Max soon heard of it。 The royalist officers were still at their game
  of dominos when that hero entered the cafe; accompanied by Major Potel
  and Captain Renard; and followed by at least thirty young men; curious
  to see the end of the affair; most of whom remained outside in the
  street。 The room was soon full。
  〃Waiter; MY newspaper;〃 said Max; in a quiet voice。
  Then a little comedy was played。 The fat hostess; with a timid and
  conciliatory air; said; 〃Captain; I have lent it!〃
  〃Send for it;〃 cried one of Max's friends。
  〃Can't you do without it?〃 said the waiter; 〃we have not got it。〃
  The young royalists were laughing and casting sidelong glances at the
  new…comers。
  〃They have torn it up!〃 cried a youth of the town; looking at the feet
  of the young royalist captain。
  〃Who has dared to destroy that paper?〃 demanded Max; in a thundering
  voice; his eyes flashing as he rose with his arms crossed。
  〃And we spat upon it;〃 replied the three young officers; also rising;
  and looking at Max。
  〃You have insulted the whole town!〃 said Max; turning livid。
  〃Well; what of that?〃 asked the youngest officer。
  With a dexterity; quickness; and audacity which the young men did not
  foresee; Max slapped the face of the officer nearest to him; saying;
  〃Do you understand French?〃
  They fought near by; in the allee de Frapesle; three against three;
  for Potel and Renard would not allow Max to deal with the officers
  alone。 Max killed his man。 Major Potel wounded his so severely; that
  the unfortunate young man; the son of a good family; died in the
  hospital the next day。 As for the third; he got off with a sword cut;
  after wounding his adversary; Captain Renard。 The battalion left for
  Bourges that night。 This affair; which was noised throughout Berry;
  set Max up definitely as a hero。
  The Knights of Idleness; who were all young; the eldest not more than
  twenty…five years old; admired Maxence。 Some among them; far from
  sharing the prudery and strict notions of their families concerning
  his conduct; envied his present position and thought him fortunate。
  Under such a leader; the Order did great things。 After the month of
  May; 1817; never a week passed that the town was not thrown into an
  uproar by some new piece of mischief。 Max; as a matter of honor;
  imposed certain conditions upon the Knights。 Statutes were drawn up。
  These young demons grew as vigilant as the pupils of Amoros;bold as
  hawks; agile at all exercises; clever and strong as criminals。 They
  trained themselves in climbing roofs; scaling houses; jumping and
  walking noiselessly; mixing mortar; and walling up doors。 They
  collected an arsenal of ropes; ladders; tools; and disguises。 After a
  time the Knights of Idleness attained to the beau…ideal of malicious
  mischief; not only as to the accomplishment but; still more; in the
  invention of their pranks。 They came at last to possess the genius for
  evil that Panurge so much delighted in; which provokes laughter; and
  covers its victims with such ridicule that they dare not complain。
  Naturally; these sons of good families of Issoudun possessed and
  obtained information in their households; which gave them the ways and
  means for the perpetration of their outrages。
  Sometimes the young devils incarnate lay in ambush along the Grand'rue
  or the Basse rue; two streets which are; as it were; the arteries of
  the town; into which many little side streets open。 Crouching; with
  their heads to the wind; in the angles of the wall and at the corners
  of the streets; at the hour when all the households were hushed in
  their first sleep; they called to each other in tones of terror from
  ambush to ambush along the whole length of the town: 〃What's the
  matter?〃 〃What is it?〃 till the repeated cries woke up the citizens;
  who appeared in their shirts and cotton night…caps; with lights in
  their hands; asking questions of one another; holding the strangest
  colloquies; and exhibiting the queerest faces。
  A certain poor bookbinder; who was very old; believed in hobgoblins。
  Like most provincial artisans; he worked in a small basement shop。 The
  Knights; disguised as devils; invaded the place in the middle of the
  night; put him into his own cutting…press; and left him shrieking to
  himself like the souls in hell。 The poor man roused the neighbors; to
  whom he related the apparitions of Lucifer; and as they had no means
  of undeceiving him; he was driven nearly insane。
  In the middle of a severe winter; the Knights took down the chimney of
  the collector of taxes; and built it up again in one night apparently
  as it was before; without making the slightest noise; or leaving the
  least trace of their work。 But they so arranged the inside of the
  chimney as to send all the smoke into the house。 The collector
  suffered for two months before he found out why his chimney; which had
  always drawn so well; and of which he had often boasted; played him
  such tricks; he was then obliged to build a new one。
  At another time; they put three trusses of hay dusted with brimstone;
  and a quantity of oiled paper down the chimney of a pious old woman
  who was a friend of Madame Hochon。 In the morning; when she came to
  light her fire; the poor creature; who was very gentle and kindly;
  imagined she had started a volcano。 The fire…engines came; the whole
  population rushed to her assistance。 Several Knights were among the
  firemen; and they deluged the old woman's house; till they had
  frightened her with a flood; as much as they had terrified her with
  the fire。 She was made ill with fear。
  When they wished to make some one spend the night under arms and in
  mortal terror; they wrote an anonymous letter telling him that he was
  about to be robbed; then they stole softly; one by one; round the
  walls of his house; or under his windows; whistling as if to call each
  other。
  One of their famous performances; which long amused the town; where in
  fact it is still related; was to write a letter to all the heirs of a
  miserly old lady who was likely to leave a large property; announcing
  her death; and requesting them to be promptly on hand when the seals
  were affixed。 Eighty persons arrived from Vatan; Saint…Florent;
  Vierzon and the neighboring country; all in deep mourning;widows
  with sons; children with their fathers; some in carrioles; some in
  wicker gigs; others in dilapidated carts。 Imagine the scene between
  the old woman's servants and the first arrivals! and the consultations
  among the notaries! It created a sort of riot in Issoudun。
  At last; one day the sub…prefect woke up to a sense that this state of
  things was all the more intolerable because it seemed impossible to
  find out who was at the bottom of it。 Suspicion fell on several young
  men; but as the National Guard was a mere name in Issoudun; and there
  was no garrison; and the lieutenant of police had only eight gendarmes
  under him; so that there were no patrols; it was impossible to get any
  proof against them。 The sub…prefect was immediately posted in the
  〃order of the night;〃 and considered thenceforth fair game。 This
  functionary made a practice of breakfasting on two fresh eggs。 He kept
  chickens in his yard; and added to his mania for eating fresh eggs
  that of boiling them himself。 Neither his wife nor his servant; in
  fact no one; according to him; knew how to boil an egg properly; he
  did it watch in hand; and boasted that he carried off the palm of egg…
  boiling from all the world。 For two years he had boiled his eggs with
  a success which earned him many witticisms。 But now; every night for a
  whole month; the eggs were taken from his hen…house; and hard…boiled
  eggs substituted。 The sub…prefect was at his wits' end; and lost his
  reputation as the 〃sous…prefet a l'oeuf。〃 Finally he was forced to
  breakfast on other things。 Yet he never suspected the Knights of
  Idleness; whose trick had been cautiously played。 After this; Max
  managed to grease the sub…prefect's stoves every night with an oil
  which sent forth so fe