第 28 节
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would be the same。
The fat landlady replied from her seat at the desk that she did not
take those papers。 〃What papers do you take then?〃 asked one of the
officers; a captain。 The waiter; a little fellow in a blue cloth
jacket; with an apron of coarse linen tied over it; brought the
〃Commerce。〃
〃Is that your paper? Have you no other?〃
〃No;〃 said the waiter; 〃that's the only one。〃
The captain tore it up; flung the pieces on the floor; and spat upon
them; calling out;
〃Bring dominos!〃
In ten minutes the news of the insult offered to the Constitution
Opposition and the Liberal party; in the supersacred person of its
revered journal; which attacked priests with courage and the wit we
all remember; spread throughout the town and into the houses like
light itself; it was told and repeated from place to place。 One phrase
was on everybody's lips;
〃Let us tell Max!〃
Max soon heard of it。 The royalist officers were still at their game
of dominos when that hero entered the cafe; accompanied by Major Potel
and Captain Renard; and followed by at least thirty young men; curious
to see the end of the affair; most of whom remained outside in the
street。 The room was soon full。
〃Waiter; MY newspaper;〃 said Max; in a quiet voice。
Then a little comedy was played。 The fat hostess; with a timid and
conciliatory air; said; 〃Captain; I have lent it!〃
〃Send for it;〃 cried one of Max's friends。
〃Can't you do without it?〃 said the waiter; 〃we have not got it。〃
The young royalists were laughing and casting sidelong glances at the
new…comers。
〃They have torn it up!〃 cried a youth of the town; looking at the feet
of the young royalist captain。
〃Who has dared to destroy that paper?〃 demanded Max; in a thundering
voice; his eyes flashing as he rose with his arms crossed。
〃And we spat upon it;〃 replied the three young officers; also rising;
and looking at Max。
〃You have insulted the whole town!〃 said Max; turning livid。
〃Well; what of that?〃 asked the youngest officer。
With a dexterity; quickness; and audacity which the young men did not
foresee; Max slapped the face of the officer nearest to him; saying;
〃Do you understand French?〃
They fought near by; in the allee de Frapesle; three against three;
for Potel and Renard would not allow Max to deal with the officers
alone。 Max killed his man。 Major Potel wounded his so severely; that
the unfortunate young man; the son of a good family; died in the
hospital the next day。 As for the third; he got off with a sword cut;
after wounding his adversary; Captain Renard。 The battalion left for
Bourges that night。 This affair; which was noised throughout Berry;
set Max up definitely as a hero。
The Knights of Idleness; who were all young; the eldest not more than
twenty…five years old; admired Maxence。 Some among them; far from
sharing the prudery and strict notions of their families concerning
his conduct; envied his present position and thought him fortunate。
Under such a leader; the Order did great things。 After the month of
May; 1817; never a week passed that the town was not thrown into an
uproar by some new piece of mischief。 Max; as a matter of honor;
imposed certain conditions upon the Knights。 Statutes were drawn up。
These young demons grew as vigilant as the pupils of Amoros;bold as
hawks; agile at all exercises; clever and strong as criminals。 They
trained themselves in climbing roofs; scaling houses; jumping and
walking noiselessly; mixing mortar; and walling up doors。 They
collected an arsenal of ropes; ladders; tools; and disguises。 After a
time the Knights of Idleness attained to the beau…ideal of malicious
mischief; not only as to the accomplishment but; still more; in the
invention of their pranks。 They came at last to possess the genius for
evil that Panurge so much delighted in; which provokes laughter; and
covers its victims with such ridicule that they dare not complain。
Naturally; these sons of good families of Issoudun possessed and
obtained information in their households; which gave them the ways and
means for the perpetration of their outrages。
Sometimes the young devils incarnate lay in ambush along the Grand'rue
or the Basse rue; two streets which are; as it were; the arteries of
the town; into which many little side streets open。 Crouching; with
their heads to the wind; in the angles of the wall and at the corners
of the streets; at the hour when all the households were hushed in
their first sleep; they called to each other in tones of terror from
ambush to ambush along the whole length of the town: 〃What's the
matter?〃 〃What is it?〃 till the repeated cries woke up the citizens;
who appeared in their shirts and cotton night…caps; with lights in
their hands; asking questions of one another; holding the strangest
colloquies; and exhibiting the queerest faces。
A certain poor bookbinder; who was very old; believed in hobgoblins。
Like most provincial artisans; he worked in a small basement shop。 The
Knights; disguised as devils; invaded the place in the middle of the
night; put him into his own cutting…press; and left him shrieking to
himself like the souls in hell。 The poor man roused the neighbors; to
whom he related the apparitions of Lucifer; and as they had no means
of undeceiving him; he was driven nearly insane。
In the middle of a severe winter; the Knights took down the chimney of
the collector of taxes; and built it up again in one night apparently
as it was before; without making the slightest noise; or leaving the
least trace of their work。 But they so arranged the inside of the
chimney as to send all the smoke into the house。 The collector
suffered for two months before he found out why his chimney; which had
always drawn so well; and of which he had often boasted; played him
such tricks; he was then obliged to build a new one。
At another time; they put three trusses of hay dusted with brimstone;
and a quantity of oiled paper down the chimney of a pious old woman
who was a friend of Madame Hochon。 In the morning; when she came to
light her fire; the poor creature; who was very gentle and kindly;
imagined she had started a volcano。 The fire…engines came; the whole
population rushed to her assistance。 Several Knights were among the
firemen; and they deluged the old woman's house; till they had
frightened her with a flood; as much as they had terrified her with
the fire。 She was made ill with fear。
When they wished to make some one spend the night under arms and in
mortal terror; they wrote an anonymous letter telling him that he was
about to be robbed; then they stole softly; one by one; round the
walls of his house; or under his windows; whistling as if to call each
other。
One of their famous performances; which long amused the town; where in
fact it is still related; was to write a letter to all the heirs of a
miserly old lady who was likely to leave a large property; announcing
her death; and requesting them to be promptly on hand when the seals
were affixed。 Eighty persons arrived from Vatan; Saint…Florent;
Vierzon and the neighboring country; all in deep mourning;widows
with sons; children with their fathers; some in carrioles; some in
wicker gigs; others in dilapidated carts。 Imagine the scene between
the old woman's servants and the first arrivals! and the consultations
among the notaries! It created a sort of riot in Issoudun。
At last; one day the sub…prefect woke up to a sense that this state of
things was all the more intolerable because it seemed impossible to
find out who was at the bottom of it。 Suspicion fell on several young
men; but as the National Guard was a mere name in Issoudun; and there
was no garrison; and the lieutenant of police had only eight gendarmes
under him; so that there were no patrols; it was impossible to get any
proof against them。 The sub…prefect was immediately posted in the
〃order of the night;〃 and considered thenceforth fair game。 This
functionary made a practice of breakfasting on two fresh eggs。 He kept
chickens in his yard; and added to his mania for eating fresh eggs
that of boiling them himself。 Neither his wife nor his servant; in
fact no one; according to him; knew how to boil an egg properly; he
did it watch in hand; and boasted that he carried off the palm of egg…
boiling from all the world。 For two years he had boiled his eggs with
a success which earned him many witticisms。 But now; every night for a
whole month; the eggs were taken from his hen…house; and hard…boiled
eggs substituted。 The sub…prefect was at his wits' end; and lost his
reputation as the 〃sous…prefet a l'oeuf。〃 Finally he was forced to
breakfast on other things。 Yet he never suspected the Knights of
Idleness; whose trick had been cautiously played。 After this; Max
managed to grease the sub…prefect's stoves every night with an oil
which sent forth so fe