第 14 节
作者:雨霖铃      更新:2024-12-13 14:16      字数:9322
  hearers。  My mother therefore was forced to use her own industry;
  and while I was soothing the ears of the crowd; she applied to
  their pockets; and that generally with such good success that we
  now began to enjoy a very comfortable subsistence; and indeed;
  had we had the least prudence or forecast; might have soon
  acquired enough to enable us to quit this dangerous and
  dishonorable way of life:  but I know not what is the reason that
  money got with labor and safety is constantly preserved; while
  the produce of danger and ease is commonly spent as easily; and
  often as wickedly; as acquired。  Thus we proportioned our
  expenses rather by what we had than what we wanted or even
  desired; and on obtaining a considerable booty we have even
  forced nature into the most profligate extravagance; and have
  been wicked without inclination。
  〃We carried on this method of thievery for a long time without
  detection:  but; as Fortune generally leaves persons of
  extraordinary ingenuity in the lurch at last; so did she us; for
  my poor mother was taken in the fact; and; together with myself;
  as her accomplice; hurried before a magistrate。
  〃Luckily for us; the person who was to be our judge was the
  greatest lover of music in the whole city; and had often sent for
  me to play to him; for which; as he had given me very small
  rewards; perhaps his gratitude now moved him:  but; whatever was
  his motive; he browbeat the informers against us; and treated
  their evidence with so little favor; that their mouths were soon
  stopped; and we dismissed with honor; acquitted; I should rather
  have it said; for we were not suffered to depart till I had given
  the judge several tunes on the fiddle。
  〃We escaped the better on this occasion because the person robbed
  happened to be a poet; which gave the judge; who was a facetious
  person; many opportunities of jesting。  He said poets and
  musicians should agree together; seeing they had married sisters;
  which he afterwards explained to be the sister arts。  And when
  the piece of gold was produced he burst into a loud laugh; and
  said it must be the golden age; when poets had gold in their
  pockets; and in that age there could be no robbers。  He made many
  more jests of the same kind; but a small taste will suffice。
  〃It is a common saying that men should take warning by any signal
  delivery; but I cannot approve the justice of it; for to me it
  seems that the acquittal of a guilty person should rather inspire
  him with confidence; and it had this effect on us:  for we now
  laughed at the law; and despised its punishments; which we found
  were to be escaped even against positive evidence。  We imagined
  the late example was rather a warning to the accuser than the
  criminal; and accordingly proceeded in the most impudent and
  flagitious manner。
  〃Among other robberies; one night; being admitted by the servants
  into the house of an opulent priest; my mother took an
  opportunity; whilst the servants were dancing to my tunes; to
  convey away a silver vessel; this she did without the least
  sacrilegious intention; but it seems the cup; which was a pretty
  large one; was dedicated to holy uses; and only borrowed by the
  priest on an entertainment which he made for some of his
  brethren。  We were immediately pursued upon this robbery (the cup
  being taken in our possession); and carried before the same
  magistrate; who had before behaved to us with so much gentleness:
  but his countenance was now changed; for the moment the priest
  appeared against us; his severity was as remarkable as his candor
  had been before; and we were both ordered to be stripped and
  whipped through the streets。
  〃This sentence was executed with great severity; the priest
  himself attending and encouraging the executioner; which he said
  he did for the good of our souls; but; though our backs were both
  flayed; neither my mother's torments nor my own afflicted me so
  much as the indignity offered to my poor fiddle; which was
  carried in triumph before me; and treated with a contempt by the
  multitude; intimating a great scorn for the science I had the
  honor to profess; which; as it is one of the noblest inventions
  of men; and as I had been always in the highest degree proud of
  my excellence in it; I suffered so much from the ill…treatment my
  fiddle received; that I would have given all my remainder of skin
  to have preserved it from this affront。
  〃My mother survived the whipping a very short time; and I was now
  reduced to great distress and misery; till a young Roman of
  considerable rank took a fancy to me; received me into his
  family; and conversed with me in the utmost familiarity。  He had
  a violent attachment to music; and would learn to play on the
  fiddle; but; through want of genius for the science; he never
  made any considerable progress。  However; I flattered his
  performance; and he grew extravagantly fond of me for so doing。
  Had I continued this behavior I might possibly have reaped the
  greatest advantages from his kindness; but I had raised his own
  opinion of his musical abilities so high; that he now began to
  prefer his skill to mine; a presumption I could not bear。  One
  day as we were playing in concert he was horribly out; nor was it
  possible; as he destroyed the harmony; to avoid telling him of
  it。  Instead of receiving my correction; he answered it was my
  blunder and not his; and that I had mistaken the key。  Such an
  affront from my own scholar was beyond human patience; I flew
  into a violent passion; I flung down my instrument in a rage; and
  swore I was not to be taught music at my age。  He answered; with
  as much warmth; nor was he to be instructed by a strolling
  fiddler。  The dispute ended in a challenge to play a prize before
  judges。  This wager was determined in my favor; but the purchase
  was a dear one; for I lost my friend by it; who now; twitting me
  with all his kindness; with my former ignominious punishment; and
  the destitute condition from which I had been by his bounty
  relieved; discarded me for ever。
  〃While I lived with this gentleman I became known; among others;
  to Sabina; a lady of distinction; and who valued herself much on
  her taste for music。  She no sooner heard of my being discarded
  than she took me into her house; where I was extremely well
  clothed and fed。  Notwithstanding which; my situation was far
  from agreeable; for I was obliged to submit to her constant
  reprehensions before company; which gave me the greater
  uneasiness because they were always wrong; nor am I certain that
  she did not by these provocations contribute to my death:  for;
  as experience had taught me to give up my resentment to my bread;
  so my passions; for want of outward vent; preyed inwardly on my
  vitals; and perhaps occasioned the distemper of which I sickened。
  〃The lady; who; amidst all the faults she found; was very fond of
  me; nay; probably was the fonder of me the more faults she found;
  immediately called in the aid of three celebrated physicians。
  The doctors (being well fee'd) made me seven visits in three
  days; and two of them were at the door to visit me the eighth
  time; when; being acquainted that I was just dead; they shook
  their heads and departed。
  〃When I came to Minos he asked me with a smile whether I had
  brought my fiddle with me; and; receiving an answer in the
  negative; he bid me get about my business; saying it was well for
  me that the devil was no lover of music。〃
  CHAPTER XVI
  The history of the wise man。
  〃I now returned to Rome; but in a very different character。
  Fortune had now allotted me a serious part to act。  I had even in
  my infancy a grave disposition; nor was I ever seen to smile;
  which infused an opinion into all about me that I was a child of
  great solidity; some foreseeing that I should be a judge; and
  others a bishop。  At two years old my father presented me with a
  rattle; which I broke to pieces with great indignation。  This the
  good parent; being extremely wise; regarded as an eminent symptom
  of my wisdom; and cried out in a kind of ecstasy; 'Well said;
  boy! I warrant thou makest a great man。'
  〃At school I could never be persuaded to play with my mates; not
  that I spent my hours in learning; to which I was not in the
  least addicted; nor indeed had I any talents for it。  However;
  the solemnity of my carriage won so much on my master; who was a
  most sagacious person; that I was his chief favorite; and my
  example on all occasions was recommended to the other boys; which
  filled them with envy; and me with pleasure; but; though they
  envied me; they all paid me that involuntary respect which it is
  the curse attending this passion to bear towards its object。
  〃I had now obtained universally the character of a very wise
  young man; which I did not altogether purchase without pains; for
  the restraint I laid on myself in abstaining from the several
  diversions adapted to my years cos