第 52 节
作者:精灵王      更新:2024-12-10 17:43      字数:9322
  chaise to Kirkby…Lonsdale; where I think the landlord must have
  wept to learn what he had missed; and tracing us thereafter to the
  doors of the coach…office in Edinburgh without a single check。
  Fortune did not favour me; and why should I recapitulate the
  details of futile precautions which deceived nobody; and wearisome
  arts which proved to be artless?
  The day was drawing to an end when Mr。 Rowley and I bowled into
  Edinburgh to the stirring sound of the guard's bugle and the
  clattering team。  I was here upon my field of battle; on the scene
  of my former captivity; escape and exploits; and in the same city
  with my love。  My heart expanded; I have rarely felt more of a
  hero。  All down the Bridges I sat by the driver with my arms folded
  and my face set; unflinchingly meeting every eye; and prepared
  every moment for a cry of recognition。  Hundreds of the population
  were in the habit of visiting the Castle; where it was my practice
  (before the days of Flora) to make myself conspicuous among the
  prisoners; and I think it an extraordinary thing that I should have
  encountered so few to recognise me。  But doubtless a clean chin is
  a disguise in itself; and the change is great from a suit of
  sulphur…yellow to fine linen; a well…fitting mouse…coloured great…
  coat furred in black; a pair of tight trousers of fashionable cut;
  and a hat of inimitable curl。  After all; it was more likely that I
  should have recognised our visitors; than that they should have
  identified the modish gentleman with the miserable prisoner in the
  Castle。
  I was glad to set foot on the flagstones; and to escape from the
  crowd that had assembled to receive the mail。  Here we were; with
  but little daylight before us; and that on Saturday afternoon; the
  eve of the famous Scottish Sabbath; adrift in the New Town of
  Edinburgh; and overladen with baggage。  We carried it ourselves。  I
  would not take a cab; nor so much as hire a porter; who might
  afterwards serve as a link between my lodgings and the mail; and
  connect me again with the claret…coloured chaise and Aylesbury。
  For I was resolved to break the chain of evidence for good; and to
  begin life afresh (so far as regards caution) with a new character。
  The first step was to find lodgings; and to find them quickly。
  This was the more needful as Mr。 Rowley and I; in our smart clothes
  and with our cumbrous burthen; made a noticeable appearance in the
  streets at that time of the day and in that quarter of the town;
  which was largely given up to fine folk; bucks and dandies and
  young ladies; or respectable professional men on their way home to
  dinner。
  On the north side of St。 James' Square I was so happy as to spy a
  bill in a third…floor window。  I was equally indifferent to cost
  and convenience in my choice of a lodging … 'any port in a storm'
  was the principle on which I was prepared to act; and Rowley and I
  made at once for the common entrance and sealed the stair。
  We were admitted by a very sour…looking female in bombazine。  I
  gathered she had all her life been depressed by a series of
  bereavements; the last of which might very well have befallen her
  the day before; and I instinctively lowered my voice when I
  addressed her。  She admitted she had rooms to let … even showed
  them to us … a sitting…room and bedroom in a SUITE; commanding a
  fine prospect to the Firth and Fifeshire; and in themselves well
  proportioned and comfortably furnished; with pictures on the wall;
  shells on the mantelpiece; and several books upon the table which I
  found afterwards to be all of a devotional character; and all
  presentation copies; 'to my Christian friend;' or 'to my devout
  acquaintance in the Lord; Bethiah McRankine。'  Beyond this my
  'Christian friend' could not be made to advance: no; not even to do
  that which seemed the most natural and pleasing thing in the world
  … I mean to name her price … but stood before us shaking her head;
  and at times mourning like the dove; the picture of depression and
  defence。  She had a voice the most querulous I have ever heard; and
  with this she produced a whole regiment of difficulties and
  criticisms。
  She could not promise an attendance。
  'Well; madam;' said I; 'and what is my servant for?'
  'Him?' she asked。  'Be gude to us!  Is HE your servant?'
  'I am sorry; ma'am; he meets with your disapproval。'
  'Na; I never said that。  But he's young。  He'll be a great breaker;
  I'm thinkin'。  Ay! he'll be a great responsibeelity to ye; like。
  Does he attend to his releegion?'
  'Yes; m'm;' returned Rowley; with admirable promptitude; and;
  immediately closing his eyes; as if from habit; repeated the
  following distich with more celerity than fervour:…
  'Matthew; Mark; Luke and John
  Bless the bed that I lie on!'
  'Nhm!' said the lady; and maintained an awful silence。
  'Well; ma'am;' said I; 'it seems we are never to hear the beginning
  of your terms; let alone the end of them。  Come … a good movement!
  and let us be either off or on。'
  She opened her lips slowly。  'Ony raferences?' she inquired; in a
  voice like a bell。
  I opened my pocket…book and showed her a handful of bank bills。  'I
  think; madam; that these are unexceptionable;' said I。
  'Ye'll be wantin' breakfast late?' was her reply。
  'Madam; we want breakfast at whatever hour it suits you to give it;
  from four in the morning till four in the afternoon!' I cried。
  'Only tell us your figure; if your mouth be large enough to let it
  out!'
  'I couldnae give ye supper the nicht;' came the echo。
  'We shall go out to supper; you incorrigible female!' I vowed;
  between laughter and tears。  'Here … this is going to end!  I want
  you for a landlady … let me tell you that! … and I am going to have
  my way。  You won't tell me what you charge?  Very well; I will do
  without!  I can trust you!  You don't seem to know when you have a
  good lodger; but I know perfectly when I have an honest landlady!
  Rowley; unstrap the valises!'
  Will it be credited?  The monomaniac fell to rating me for my
  indiscretion!  But the battle was over; these were her last guns;
  and more in the nature of a salute than of renewed hostilities。
  And presently she condescended on very moderate terms; and Rowley
  and I were able to escape in quest of supper。  Much time had;
  however; been lost; the sun was long down; the lamps glimmered
  along the streets; and the voice of a watchman already resounded in
  the neighbouring Leith Road。  On our first arrival I had observed a
  place of entertainment not far off; in a street behind the Register
  House。  Thither we found our way; and sat down to a late dinner
  alone。  But we had scarce given our orders before the door opened;
  and a tall young fellow entered with something of a lurch; looked
  about him; and approached the same table。
  'Give you good evening; most grave and reverend seniors!' said he。
  'Will you permit a wanderer; a pilgrim … the pilgrim of love; in
  short … to come to temporary anchor under your lee?  I care not who
  knows it; but I have a passionate aversion from the bestial
  practice of solitary feeding!'
  'You are welcome; sir;' said I; 'if I may take upon me so far to
  play the host in a public place。'
  He looked startled; and fixed a hazy eye on me; as he sat down。
  'Sir;' said he; 'you are a man not without some tincture of
  letters; I perceive!  What shall we drink; sir?'
  I mentioned I had already called for a pot of porter。
  'A modest pot … the seasonable quencher?' said he。  'Well; I do not
  know but what I could look at a modest pot myself!  I am; for the
  moment; in precarious health。  Much study hath heated my brain;
  much walking wearied my … well; it seems to be more my eyes!'
  'You have walked far; I dare say?' I suggested。
  'Not so much far as often;' he replied。  'There is in this city …
  to which; I think; you are a stranger?  Sir; to your very good
  health and our better acquaintance! … there is; in this city of
  Dunedin; a certain implication of streets which reflects the utmost
  credit on the designer and the publicans … at every hundred yards
  is seated the Judicious Tavern; so that persons of contemplative
  mind are secure; at moderate distances; of refreshment。  I have
  been doing a trot in that favoured quarter; favoured by art and
  nature。  A few chosen comrades … enemies of publicity and friends
  to wit and wine … obliged me with their society。  〃Along the cool;
  sequestered vale of Register Street we kept the uneven tenor of our
  way;〃 sir。'
  'It struck me; as you came in … ' I began。
  'O; don't make any bones about it!' he interrupted。  'Of course it
  struck you! and let me tell you I was devilish lucky not to strike
  myself。  When I entered this apartment I shone 〃with all the pomp
  and prodigality of brandy and water;〃 as t