第 14 节
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精灵王 更新:2024-12-10 17:43 字数:9322
rising in the midst two storeys high; with a steep…pitched roof;
and sending out upon all hands (as it were chapter…houses; chapels;
and transepts) one…storeyed and dwarfish projections。 To add to
this appearance; it was grotesquely decorated with crockets and
gargoyles; ravished from some medieval church。 The place seemed
hidden away; being not only concealed in the trees of the garden;
but; on the side on which I approached it; buried as high as the
eaves by the rising of the ground。 About the walls of the garden
there went a line of well…grown elms and beeches; the first
entirely bare; the last still pretty well covered with red leaves;
and the centre was occupied with a thicket of laurel and holly; in
which I could see arches cut and paths winding。
I was now within hail of my friends; and not much the better。 The
house appeared asleep; yet if I attempted to wake any one; I had no
guarantee it might not prove either the aunt with the gold
eyeglasses (whom I could only remember with trembling); or some ass
of a servant…maid who should burst out screaming at sight of me。
Higher up I could hear and see a shepherd shouting to his dogs and
striding on the rough sides of the mountain; and it was clear I
must get to cover without loss of time。 No doubt the holly
thickets would have proved a very suitable retreat; but there was
mounted on the wall a sort of signboard not uncommon in the country
of Great Britain; and very damping to the adventurous: SPRING GUNS
AND MAN…TRAPS was the legend that it bore。 I have learned since
that these advertisements; three times out of four; were in the
nature of Quaker guns on a disarmed battery; but I had not learned
it then; and even so; the odds would not have been good enough。
For a choice; I would a hundred times sooner be returned to
Edinburgh Castle and my corner in the bastion; than to leave my
foot in a steel trap or have to digest the contents of an automatic
blunderbuss。 There was but one chance left … that Ronald or Flora
might be the first to come abroad; and in order to profit by this
chance if it occurred; I got me on the cope of the wall in a place
where it was screened by the thick branches of a beech; and sat
there waiting。
As the day wore on; the sun came very pleasantly out。 I had been
awake all night; I had undergone the most violent agitations of
mind and body; and it is not so much to be wondered at; as it was
exceedingly unwise and foolhardy; that I should have dropped into a
doze。 From this I awakened to the characteristic sound of digging;
looked down; and saw immediately below me the back view of a
gardener in a stable waistcoat。 Now he would appear steadily
immersed in his business; anon; to my more immediate terror; he
would straighten his back; stretch his arms; gaze about the
otherwise deserted garden; and relish a deep pinch of snuff。 It
was my first thought to drop from the wall upon the other side。 A
glance sufficed to show me that even the way by which I had come
was now cut off; and the field behind me already occupied by a
couple of shepherds' assistants and a score or two of sheep。 I
have named the talismans on which I habitually depend; but here was
a conjuncture in which both were wholly useless。 The copestone of
a wall arrayed with broken bottles is no favourable rostrum; and I
might be as eloquent as Pitt; and as fascinating as Richelieu; and
neither the gardener nor the shepherd lads would care a halfpenny。
In short; there was no escape possible from my absurd position:
there I must continue to sit until one or other of my neighbours
should raise his eyes and give the signal for my capture。
The part of the wall on which (for my sins) I was posted could be
scarce less than twelve feet high on the inside; the leaves of the
beech which made a fashion of sheltering me were already partly
fallen; and I was thus not only perilously exposed myself; but
enabled to command some part of the garden walks and (under an
evergreen arch) the front lawn and windows of the cottage。 For
long nothing stirred except my friend with the spade; then I heard
the opening of a sash; and presently after saw Miss Flora appear in
a morning wrapper and come strolling hitherward between the
borders; pausing and visiting her flowers … herself as fair。 THERE
was a friend; HERE; immediately beneath me; an unknown quantity …
the gardener: how to communicate with the one and not attract the
notice of the other? To make a noise was out of the question; I
dared scarce to breathe。 I held myself ready to make a gesture as
soon as she should look; and she looked in every possible direction
but the one。 She was interested in the vilest tuft of chickweed;
she gazed at the summit of the mountain; she came even immediately
below me and conversed on the most fastidious topics with the
gardener; but to the top of that wall she would not dedicate a
glance! At last she began to retrace her steps in the direction of
the cottage; whereupon; becoming quite desperate; I broke off a
piece of plaster; took a happy aim; and hit her with it in the nape
of the neck。 She clapped her hand to the place; turned about;
looked on all sides for an explanation; and spying me (as indeed I
was parting the branches to make it the more easy); half uttered
and half swallowed down again a cry of surprise。
The infernal gardener was erect upon the instant。 'What's your
wull; miss?' said he。
Her readiness amazed me。 She had already turned and was gazing in
the opposite direction。 'There's a child among the artichokes;'
she said。
'The Plagues of Egyp'! I'LL see to them!' cried the gardener
truculently; and with a hurried waddle disappeared among the
evergreens。
That moment she turned; she came running towards me; her arms
stretched out; her face incarnadined for the one moment with
heavenly blushes; the next pale as death。 'Monsieur de。 Saint…
Yves!' she said。
'My dear young lady;' I said; 'this is the damnedest liberty … I
know it! But what else was I to do?'
'You have escaped?' said she。
'If you call this escape;' I replied。
'But you cannot possibly stop there!' she cried。
'I know it;' said I。 'And where am I to go?'
She struck her hands together。 'I have it!' she exclaimed。 'Come
down by the beech trunk … you must leave no footprint in the border
… quickly; before Robie can get back! I am the hen…wife here: I
keep the key; you must go into the hen…house … for the moment。'
I was by her side at once。 Both cast a hasty glance at the blank
windows of the cottage and so much as was visible of the garden
alleys; it seemed there was none to observe us。 She caught me by
the sleeve and ran。 It was no time for compliments; hurry breathed
upon our necks; and I ran along with her to the next corner of the
garden; where a wired court and a board hovel standing in a grove
of trees advertised my place of refuge。 She thrust me in without a
word; the bulk of the fowls were at the same time emitted; and I
found myself the next moment locked in alone with half a dozen
sitting hens。 In the twilight of the place all fixed their eyes on
me severely; and seemed to upbraid me with some crying impropriety。
Doubtless the hen has always a puritanic appearance; although (in
its own behaviour) I could never observe it to be more particular
than its neighbours。 But conceive a British hen!
CHAPTER VIII … THE HEN…HOUSE
I WAS half an hour at least in the society of these distressing
bipeds; and alone with my own reflections and necessities。 I was
in great pain of my flayed hands; and had nothing to treat them
with; I was hungry and thirsty; and had nothing to eat or to drink;
I was thoroughly tired; and there was no place for me to sit。 To
be sure there was the floor; but nothing could be imagined less
inviting。
At the sound of approaching footsteps; my good…humour was restored。
The key rattled in the lock; and Master Ronald entered; closed the
door behind him; and leaned his back to it。
'I say; you know!' he said; and shook a sullen young head。
'I know it's a liberty;' said I。
'It's infernally awkward: my position is infernally embarrassing;'
said he。
'Well;' said I; 'and what do you think of mine?'
This seemed to pose him entirely; and he remained gazing upon me
with a convincing air of youth and innocence。 I could have
laughed; but I was not so inhumane。
'I am in your hands;' said I; with a little gesture。 'You must do
with me what you think right。'
'Ah; yes!' he cried: 'if I knew!'
'You see;' said I; 'it would be different if you had received your
commission。 Properly speaking; you are not yet a combatant; I have
ceased to be one; and I think it arguable that we are just