第 14 节
作者:精灵王      更新:2024-12-10 17:43      字数:9322
  rising in the midst two storeys high; with a steep…pitched roof;
  and sending out upon all hands (as it were chapter…houses; chapels;
  and transepts) one…storeyed and dwarfish projections。  To add to
  this appearance; it was grotesquely decorated with crockets and
  gargoyles; ravished from some medieval church。  The place seemed
  hidden away; being not only concealed in the trees of the garden;
  but; on the side on which I approached it; buried as high as the
  eaves by the rising of the ground。  About the walls of the garden
  there went a line of well…grown elms and beeches; the first
  entirely bare; the last still pretty well covered with red leaves;
  and the centre was occupied with a thicket of laurel and holly; in
  which I could see arches cut and paths winding。
  I was now within hail of my friends; and not much the better。  The
  house appeared asleep; yet if I attempted to wake any one; I had no
  guarantee it might not prove either the aunt with the gold
  eyeglasses (whom I could only remember with trembling); or some ass
  of a servant…maid who should burst out screaming at sight of me。
  Higher up I could hear and see a shepherd shouting to his dogs and
  striding on the rough sides of the mountain; and it was clear I
  must get to cover without loss of time。  No doubt the holly
  thickets would have proved a very suitable retreat; but there was
  mounted on the wall a sort of signboard not uncommon in the country
  of Great Britain; and very damping to the adventurous: SPRING GUNS
  AND MAN…TRAPS was the legend that it bore。  I have learned since
  that these advertisements; three times out of four; were in the
  nature of Quaker guns on a disarmed battery; but I had not learned
  it then; and even so; the odds would not have been good enough。
  For a choice; I would a hundred times sooner be returned to
  Edinburgh Castle and my corner in the bastion; than to leave my
  foot in a steel trap or have to digest the contents of an automatic
  blunderbuss。  There was but one chance left … that Ronald or Flora
  might be the first to come abroad; and in order to profit by this
  chance if it occurred; I got me on the cope of the wall in a place
  where it was screened by the thick branches of a beech; and sat
  there waiting。
  As the day wore on; the sun came very pleasantly out。  I had been
  awake all night; I had undergone the most violent agitations of
  mind and body; and it is not so much to be wondered at; as it was
  exceedingly unwise and foolhardy; that I should have dropped into a
  doze。  From this I awakened to the characteristic sound of digging;
  looked down; and saw immediately below me the back view of a
  gardener in a stable waistcoat。  Now he would appear steadily
  immersed in his business; anon; to my more immediate terror; he
  would straighten his back; stretch his arms; gaze about the
  otherwise deserted garden; and relish a deep pinch of snuff。  It
  was my first thought to drop from the wall upon the other side。  A
  glance sufficed to show me that even the way by which I had come
  was now cut off; and the field behind me already occupied by a
  couple of shepherds' assistants and a score or two of sheep。  I
  have named the talismans on which I habitually depend; but here was
  a conjuncture in which both were wholly useless。  The copestone of
  a wall arrayed with broken bottles is no favourable rostrum; and I
  might be as eloquent as Pitt; and as fascinating as Richelieu; and
  neither the gardener nor the shepherd lads would care a halfpenny。
  In short; there was no escape possible from my absurd position:
  there I must continue to sit until one or other of my neighbours
  should raise his eyes and give the signal for my capture。
  The part of the wall on which (for my sins) I was posted could be
  scarce less than twelve feet high on the inside; the leaves of the
  beech which made a fashion of sheltering me were already partly
  fallen; and I was thus not only perilously exposed myself; but
  enabled to command some part of the garden walks and (under an
  evergreen arch) the front lawn and windows of the cottage。  For
  long nothing stirred except my friend with the spade; then I heard
  the opening of a sash; and presently after saw Miss Flora appear in
  a morning wrapper and come strolling hitherward between the
  borders; pausing and visiting her flowers … herself as fair。  THERE
  was a friend; HERE; immediately beneath me; an unknown quantity …
  the gardener: how to communicate with the one and not attract the
  notice of the other?  To make a noise was out of the question; I
  dared scarce to breathe。  I held myself ready to make a gesture as
  soon as she should look; and she looked in every possible direction
  but the one。  She was interested in the vilest tuft of chickweed;
  she gazed at the summit of the mountain; she came even immediately
  below me and conversed on the most fastidious topics with the
  gardener; but to the top of that wall she would not dedicate a
  glance!  At last she began to retrace her steps in the direction of
  the cottage; whereupon; becoming quite desperate; I broke off a
  piece of plaster; took a happy aim; and hit her with it in the nape
  of the neck。  She clapped her hand to the place; turned about;
  looked on all sides for an explanation; and spying me (as indeed I
  was parting the branches to make it the more easy); half uttered
  and half swallowed down again a cry of surprise。
  The infernal gardener was erect upon the instant。  'What's your
  wull; miss?' said he。
  Her readiness amazed me。  She had already turned and was gazing in
  the opposite direction。  'There's a child among the artichokes;'
  she said。
  'The Plagues of Egyp'!  I'LL see to them!' cried the gardener
  truculently; and with a hurried waddle disappeared among the
  evergreens。
  That moment she turned; she came running towards me; her arms
  stretched out; her face incarnadined for the one moment with
  heavenly blushes; the next pale as death。  'Monsieur de。 Saint…
  Yves!' she said。
  'My dear young lady;' I said; 'this is the damnedest liberty … I
  know it!  But what else was I to do?'
  'You have escaped?' said she。
  'If you call this escape;' I replied。
  'But you cannot possibly stop there!' she cried。
  'I know it;' said I。  'And where am I to go?'
  She struck her hands together。  'I have it!' she exclaimed。  'Come
  down by the beech trunk … you must leave no footprint in the border
  … quickly; before Robie can get back!  I am the hen…wife here: I
  keep the key; you must go into the hen…house … for the moment。'
  I was by her side at once。  Both cast a hasty glance at the blank
  windows of the cottage and so much as was visible of the garden
  alleys; it seemed there was none to observe us。  She caught me by
  the sleeve and ran。  It was no time for compliments; hurry breathed
  upon our necks; and I ran along with her to the next corner of the
  garden; where a wired court and a board hovel standing in a grove
  of trees advertised my place of refuge。  She thrust me in without a
  word; the bulk of the fowls were at the same time emitted; and I
  found myself the next moment locked in alone with half a dozen
  sitting hens。  In the twilight of the place all fixed their eyes on
  me severely; and seemed to upbraid me with some crying impropriety。
  Doubtless the hen has always a puritanic appearance; although (in
  its own behaviour) I could never observe it to be more particular
  than its neighbours。  But conceive a British hen!
  CHAPTER VIII … THE HEN…HOUSE
  I WAS half an hour at least in the society of these distressing
  bipeds; and alone with my own reflections and necessities。  I was
  in great pain of my flayed hands; and had nothing to treat them
  with; I was hungry and thirsty; and had nothing to eat or to drink;
  I was thoroughly tired; and there was no place for me to sit。  To
  be sure there was the floor; but nothing could be imagined less
  inviting。
  At the sound of approaching footsteps; my good…humour was restored。
  The key rattled in the lock; and Master Ronald entered; closed the
  door behind him; and leaned his back to it。
  'I say; you know!' he said; and shook a sullen young head。
  'I know it's a liberty;' said I。
  'It's infernally awkward: my position is infernally embarrassing;'
  said he。
  'Well;' said I; 'and what do you think of mine?'
  This seemed to pose him entirely; and he remained gazing upon me
  with a convincing air of youth and innocence。  I could have
  laughed; but I was not so inhumane。
  'I am in your hands;' said I; with a little gesture。  'You must do
  with me what you think right。'
  'Ah; yes!' he cried: 'if I knew!'
  'You see;' said I; 'it would be different if you had received your
  commission。  Properly speaking; you are not yet a combatant; I have
  ceased to be one; and I think it arguable that we are just