第 38 节
作者:理性的思索      更新:2024-09-11 20:30      字数:9321
  〃It is  engendered in the eyes。〃  There are three kinds of beautiesI was  foreordained to be homiletic; I can never stick to a story。
  The first is the freckle…faced; snub…nosed girl whom you like。  The  second is Maud Adams。  The third is; or are; the ladies in  Bouguereau's paintings。  Ileen Hinkle was the fourth。  She was the  mayoress of Spotless Town。  There were a thousand golden apples coming  to her as Helen of the Troy laundries。
  The Parisian Restaurant was within a radius。  Even from beyond its  circumference men rode in to Paloma to win her smiles。  They got them。   One mealone smileone dollar。  But; with all her impartiality;  Ileen seemed to favor three of her admirers above the rest。  According  to the rules of politeness; I will mention myself last。
  The first was an artificial product known as Bryan Jacksa name that  had obviously met with reverses。  Jacks was the outcome of paved  cities。  He was a small man made of some material resembling flexible  sandstone。  His hair was the color of a brick Quaker meeting…house;  his eyes were twin cranberries; his mouth was like the aperture under  a drop…letters…here sign。
  He knew every city from Bangor to San Francisco; thence north to  Portland; thence S。 45 E。 to a given point in Florida。  He had  mastered every art; trade; game; business; profession; and sport in  the world; had been present at; or hurrying on his way to; every head… line event that had ever occurred between oceans since he was five  years old。  You might open the atlas; place your finger at random upon  the name of a town; and Jacks would tell you the front names of three  prominent citizens before you could close it again。  He spoke  patronizingly and even disrespectfully of Broadway; Beacon Hill;  Michigan; Euclid; and Fifth avenues; and the St。 Louis Four Courts。   Compared with him as a cosmopolite; the Wandering Jew would have  seemed a mere hermit。  He had learned everything the world could teach  him; and he would tell you about it。
  I hate to be reminded of Pollock's Course of Time; and so do you; but  every time I saw Jacks I would think of the poet's description of  another poet by the name of G。 G。 Byron who 〃Drank early; deeply  drankdrank draughts that common millions might have quenched; then  died of thirst because there was no more to drink。〃
  That fitted Jacks; except that; instead of dying; he came to Paloma;  which was about the same thing。  He was a telegrapher and station… and  express…agent at seventy…five dollars a month。  Why a young man who  knew everything and could do everything was content to serve in such  an obscure capacity I never could understand; although he let out a  hint once that it was as a personal favor to the president and  stockholders of the S。 P。 Ry。 Co。
  One more line of description; and I turn Jacks over to you。  He wore  bright blue clothes; yellow shoes; and a bow tie made of the same  cloth as his shirt。
  My rival No。2 was Bud Cunningham; whose services had been engaged by a  ranch near Paloma to assist in compelling refractory cattle to keep  within the bounds of decorum and order。  Bud was the only cowboy off  the stage that I ever saw who looked like one on it。  He wore the  sombrero; the chaps; and the handkerchief tied at the back of his  neck。
  Twice a week Bud rode in from the Val Verde Ranch to sup at the  Parisian Restaurant。  He rode a many…high…handed Kentucky horse at a  tremendously fast lope; which animal he would rein up so suddenly  under the big mesquite at the corner of the brush shelter that his  hoofs would plough canals yards long in the loam。
  Jacks and I were regular boarders at the restaurant; of course。
  The front room of the Hinkle House was as neat a little parlor as  there was in the black…waxy country。  It was all willow rocking… chairs; and home…knit tidies; and albums; and conch shells in a row。   And a little upright piano in one comer。
  Here Jacks and Bud and Ior sometimes one or two of us; according to  our good…luckused to sit of evenings when the tide of trade was  over; and 〃visit〃 Miss Hinkle。
  Ileen was a girl of ideas。  She was destined for higher things (if  there can be anything higher) than taking in dollars all day through a  barbed…wire wicket。  She had read and listened and thought。  Her looks  would have formed a career for a less ambitious girl; but; rising  superior to mere beauty; she must establish something in the nature of  a salonthe only one in Paloma。
  〃Don't you think that Shakespeare was a great writer?〃 she would ask;  with such a pretty little knit of her arched brows that the late  Ignatius Donnelly; himself; had he seen it; could scarcely have saved  his Bacon。
  Ileen was of the opinion; also; that Boston is more cultured than  Chicago; that Rosa Bonheur was one of the greatest of women painters;  that Westerners are more spontaneous and open…hearted than Easterners;  that London must be a very foggy city; and that California must be  quite lovely in the springtime。  And of many other opinions indicating  a keeping up with the world's best thought。
  These; however; were but gleaned from hearsay and evidence: Ileen had  theories of her own。  One; in particular; she disseminated to us  untiringly。  Flattery she detested。  Frankness and honesty of speech  and action; she declared; were the chief mental ornaments of man and  woman。  If ever she could like any one; it would be for those  qualities。
  〃I'm awfully weary;〃 she said; one evening; when we three musketeers  of the mesquite were in the little parlor; 〃of having compliments on  my looks paid to me。  I know I'm not beautiful。〃
  (Bud Cunningham told me afterward that it was all he could do to keep  from calling her a liar when she said that。)
  〃I'm only a little Middle…Western girl;〃 went on Ileen; 〃who justs  wants to be simple and neat; and tries to help her father make a  humble living。〃
  (Old Man Hinkle was shipping a thousand silver dollars a month; clear  profit; to a bank in San Antonio。')'
  Bud twisted around in his chair and bent the rim of his hat; from  which he could never be persuaded to separate。  He did not know  whether she wanted what she said she wanted or what she knew she  deserved。  Many a wiser man has hesitated at deciding。  Bud decided。
  〃Whyah; Miss Ileen; beauty; as you might say; ain't everything。  Not  sayin' that you haven't your share of good looks; I always admired  more than anything else about you the nice; kind way you treat your ma  and pa。  Any one what's good to their parents and is a kind of home… body don't specially need to be too pretty。〃
  Ileen gave him one of her sweetest smiles。  〃Thank you; Mr。   Cunningham;〃 she said。  〃I consider that one of the finest compliments  I've had in a long time。  I'd so much rather hear you say that than to  hear you talk about my eyes and hair。  I'm glad you believe me when I  say I don't like flattery。〃
  Our cue was there for us。  Bud had made a good guess。  You couldn't  lose Jacks。  He chimed in next。
  〃Sure thing; Miss Ileen;〃 he said; 〃the good…lookers don't always win  out。  Now; you ain't bad looking; of course…but that's nix…cum…rous。   I knew a girl once in Dubuque with a face like a cocoanut; who could  skin the cat twice on a horizontal bar without changing hands。  Now; a  girl might have the California peach crop mashed to a marmalade and  not be able to do that。  I've seenerworse lookers than you; Miss  Ileen; but what I like about you is the business way you've got of  doing things。  Cool and wisethat's the winning way for a girl。  Mr。  Hinkle told me the other day you'd never taken in a lead silver dollar  or a plugged one since you've been on the job。  Now; that's the stuff  for a girlthat's what catches me。〃
  Jacks got his smile; too。
  〃Thank you; Mr。 Jacks;〃 said Ileen。  〃If you only knew how I  appreciate any one's being candid and not a flatterer!  I get so tired  of people telling me I'm pretty。  I think it is the loveliest thing to  have friends who tell you the truth。〃
  Then I thought I saw an expectant look on Ileen's face as she glanced  toward me。  I had a wild; sudden impulse to dare fate; and tell her of  all the beautiful handiwork of the Great Artificer she was the most  exquisitethat she was a flawless pearl gleaming pure and serene in a  setting of black mud and emerald prairiesthat she wasaa corker;  and as for mine; I cared not if she were as crtiel as a serpent's  tooth to her fond parents; or if she couldn't tell a plugged dollar  from a bridle buckle; if I might sing; chant; praise; glorify; and  worship her peerless and wonderful beauty。
  But I refrained。  I feared the fate of a flatterer。  I had witnessed  her delight at the crafty and discreet words of Bud and Jacks。  No!   Miss Hinkle was not one to be beguiled by the plated…silver tongue of  a flatterer。  So I joined the ranks of the candid and honest。  At once  I became mendacious and didactic。
  〃In all ages; Miss Hinkle;〃 said I; 〃in spite of the poetry and  romance of each; intellect in woman has been admired more than beauty。   Even in Cleopatra; herself; men found more charm in her queenly mind  than in her looks。〃
  〃Well; I should think so!〃 said Ileen。  〃I've seen pictures of her  that weren't so much。  she had