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  〃Yes;    indeed;   my    dear   Ribby;    where    can   it  have   gone   to?〃   said
  Duchess。
  〃There most certainly is not one; my dear Duchess。 I disapprove of tin
  articles   in   puddings   and   pies。   It   is   most   undesirable(especially   when
  people swallow in lumps!)〃 she added in a lower voice。
  Duchess     looked    very   much    alarmed;    and   continued    to  scoop    the
  inside of the pie…dish。
  〃My Great…aunt Squintina (grandmother of Cousin Tabitha Twitchit)
  died of a thimble in a Christmas plum…pudding。 _I_ never put any article
  of metal in MY puddings or pies。〃
  Duchess looked aghast; and tilted up the pie…dish。
  〃I have only four patty…pans; and they are all in the cupboard。〃
  Duchess set up a howl。
  〃I   shall   die!   I shall   die!   I have   swallowed   a   patty…pan!   Oh;   my  dear
  Ribby; I do feel so ill!〃
  〃It is impossible; my dear Duchess; there was not a patty…pan。〃
  Duchess moaned and whined and rocked herself about。
  〃Oh I feel so dreadful。 I have swallowed a patty…pan!〃
  〃There was NOTHING in the pie;〃 said Ribby severely。
  〃Yes there WAS; my dear Ribby; I am sure I have swallowed it!〃
  〃Let me prop you up with a pillow; my dear Duchess; where do you
  think you feel it?〃
  〃Oh I do feel so ill ALL OVER me; my dear Ribby; I have swallowed
  a large tin patty…pan with a sharp scalloped edge!〃
  〃Shall I run for the doctor? I will just lock up the spoons!〃
  〃Oh yes; yes! fetch Dr。 Maggotty; my dear Ribby: he is a Pie himself;
  he will certainly understand。〃
  Ribby settled Duchess in an armchair before the fire; and went out and
  hurried to the village to look for the doctor。
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  She found him at the smithy。
  He was occupied in putting rusty
  nails into a bottle of ink; which he had obtained at the post office。
  〃Gammon? ha! HA!〃 said he; with his head on one side。
  Ribby explained that her guest had swallowed a patty…pan。
  〃Spinach? ha! HA!〃 said he; and accompanied her with alacrity。
  He hopped so fast that Ribby had to run。 It was most conspicuous。
  All the village could see that Ribby was fetching the doctor。
  〃I  KNEW   they      would    over…eat   themselves!〃     said   Cousin    Tabitha
  Twitchit。
  But while Ribby had been hunting for the doctora curious thing had
  happened to Duchess; who had been left by herself; sitting before the fire;
  sighing and groaning and feeling very unhappy。
  〃How COULD I have swallowed it! such a large thing as a patty…pan!〃
  She got up and went to the table; and felt inside the pie…dish again with
  a spoon。
  〃No; there is no patty…pan; and I put one in; and nobody has eaten pie
  except me; so I must have swallowed it!〃
  She    sat  down    again;   and   stared  mournfully     at  the  grate。   The   fire
  crackled and danced; and something sizz…z…zled!
  Duchess started! She opened the door of the TOP oven;out came a
  rich steamy flavour of veal and ham; and there stood a fine brown pie;
  and through a hole in the top of the pie…crust there was a glimpse of a little
  tin patty…pan!
  Duchess drew a long breath
  〃Then I must have been eating MOUSE! 。 。 。 NO wonder I feel ill。 。 。 。
  But perhaps I should feel worse if I had really swallowed a patty… pan!〃
  Duchess   reflected〃What   a   very   awkward   thing   to   have   to   explain   to
  Ribby! I think
  I will put my pie in the back…yard and say nothing about it。 When I go
  home; I will run round and take it away。〃 She put it outside the back…door;
  and sat down again by the fire; and shut her eyes; when Ribby arrived with
  the doctor; she seemed fast asleep。
  〃Gammon; ha; HA?〃 said the doctor。
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  〃I am feeling very much better;〃 said Duchess; waking up with a jump。
  〃I   am   truly   glad   to   hear   it!〃   He   has   brought   you   a   pill;   my   dear
  Duchess!〃
  〃I   think   I   should   feel   QUITE   well   if   he   only   felt   my   pulse;〃   said
  Duchess; backing away from the magpie; who sidled up with something in
  his beak。
  〃It is only a bread pill; you had much better take it; drink a little milk;
  my dear Duchess!〃
  〃Gammon?   Gammon?〃   said   the   doctor;   while   Duchess   coughed   and
  choked。
  〃Don't say that again!〃 said Ribby; losing her temper〃Here; take this
  bread and jam; and get out into the yard!〃
  〃Gammon         and    spinach!     ha    ha    HA!〃     shouted      Dr。   Maggotty
  triumphantly outside the back door。
  〃I am feeling very much better; my dear Ribby;〃 said Duchess。 〃Do
  you not think that I had better go home before it gets dark?〃
  〃Perhaps   it   might   be   wise;   my   dear   Duchess。   I   will   lend   you   a   nice
  warm shawl; and you shall take my arm。〃
  〃I would not trouble you for worlds; I feel wonderfully better。 One pill
  of Dr。 Maggotty〃
  〃Indeed it is most admirable; if it has cured you of a patty…pan! I will
  call directly after breakfast to ask how you have slept。〃
  Ribby    and    Duchess     said   good…    bye   affectionately;    and   Duchess
  started home。 Half…way up the lane she stopped and looked back; Ribby
  had gone in and shut her door。 Duchess slipped through the fence; and ran
  round to the back of Ribby's house; and peeped into the yard。
  Upon   the   roof   of   the   pig…stye   sat   Dr。   Maggotty   and   three   jackdaws。
  The jackdaws were eating pie… crust; and the magpie was drinking gravy
  out of a patty…pan。
  〃Gammon;   ha;   HA!〃   he   shouted   when   he   saw   Duchess's   little   black
  nose peeping round the corner。
  Duchess ran home feeling uncommonly silly!
  When Ribby came out for a pailful of water to wash up the tea… things;
  she found   a pink and   white   pie…dish lying smashed in the   middle   of the
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  yard。     The    patty…pan     was    under    the   pump;     where     Dr    Maggotty      had
  considerately left it。
  Ribby  stared   with   amazement   〃Did   you   ever   see   the   like!   so   there
  really  WAS   a   patty…pan?   。   。   。   。   But   my   patty…pans   are   all   in   the   kitchen
  cupboard。 Well I never did! 。 。 。 。 Next time I want to give a party I will
  invite Cousin Tabitha Twitchit!〃
  THE END
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  THE TALE OF JEMIMA
  PUDDLE…DUCK A FARMYARD
  TALE
  FOR RALPH AND BETSY
  WHAT a funny sight it is to see a brood of ducklings with a hen!
  Listen to the story of Jemima Puddle…duck; who was annoyed because the
  farmer's wife would not let her hatch her own eggs。
  HER sister…in…law; Mrs。 Rebeccah Puddle…duck; was perfectly willing
  to leave the hatching to some one else 〃I have not the patience to sit on a
  nest for twenty…eight days; and no more have you; Jemima。 You would let
  them go cold; you know you would!〃
  〃I   wish   to   hatch   my   own   eggs;   I   will   hatch   them   all   by   myself;〃
  quacked Jemima Puddle…duck。
  SHE  tried   to   hide   her   eggs;   but   they  were   always   found   and   carried
  off。
  Jemima Puddle…duck became quite desperate。 She determined to make
  a nest right away from the farm。
  SHE set off on a fine spring afternoon along the cart… road that leads
  over the hill。
  She was wearing a shawl and a poke bonnet。
  WHEN she reached the top of the hill; she saw a wood in the distance。
  She thought that it looked a safe quiet spot。
  JEMIMA PUDDLE…DUCK was not much in the habit of flying。 She
  ran downhill a few yards flapping her shawl; and then she jumped off into
  the air。
  SHE flew beautifully when she had got a good start。
  She skimmed along over the tree…tops until she saw an open place in
  the middle of the wood; where the trees and brushwood had been cleared。
  JEMIMA alighted rather heavily; and began to waddle about in search
  of a convenient dry nesting…place。 She rather fancied a tree…stump amongst
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  some tall fox…gloves。
  Butseated     upon   the   stump;   she   was   startled  to  find   an  elegantly
  dressed gentleman readin