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This; madame; is how the electoral kitchen is carried on and the way in which a deputy is cooked。
XVI
MARIE…GASTON TO THE COMTESSE DE L'ESTORADE
Arcis…sur…Aube; May 15; 1839。
Madame;You do me the honor to say that my letters amuse you; and you tell me not to fear that I send too many。
We are no longer at the Hotel de la Poste; having left it for the chateau; but thanks to the rivalry existing between the two inns; the Poste and the Mulet; in the latter of which Monsieur de Trailles has established his headquarters; we are kept informed of what is going on in the town and among our enemies。 Since our departure; as our late landlord informs us; a Parisian journalist has arrived at his hotel。 This individual; whose name I do not know; at once announced himself as Jack…the…giant…killer; sent down to reinforce with his Parisian vim and vigor the polemic which the local press; subsidized by the 〃bureau of public spirit;〃 has directed against us。
In that there is nothing very grave or very gay; since the world was a world; governments have always found pens for sale; and never have they failed to buy them; but the comedy of this affair begins with the co…arrival and the co…presence in the hotel of a young lady of very problematical virtue。 The name of this young lady as it appears on her passport is Mademoiselle Chocardelle; but the journalist in speaking of her calls her Antonia; or; when he wants to treat her with more respect; Mademoiselle Antonia。
Now; what can bring Mademoiselle Chocardelle to Arcis? A pleasure trip; you will say; offered to her by the journalist; who combines with that object our daily defamation and his consequent earnings from the secret…service fund of the government。 Not at all; Mademoiselle Chocardelle has come to Arcis on business of her own;namely; to enforce a claim。
It seems that Charles Keller before his departure for Africa; where he met a glorious death; drew a note of hand; payable to Mademoiselle Antonia on order; for ten thousand francs; 〃value received in furniture;〃 a charming ambiguity; the furniture having been received by; and not from; Mademoiselle Chocardelle; who estimated at ten thousand francs the sacrifice she made in accepting it。
A few days after Charles Keller's death; the note being almost due; Mademoiselle Antonia went to the counting…room of the Keller Brothers to inquire about its payment。 The cashier; who is crabbed; like all cashiers; replied that he did not see how Mademoiselle Antonia had the face to present such a note; at any rate; the heads of the house were at Gondreville; where the whole family had met after receiving the fatal news; and he should pay no such note without referring the matter to them。
〃Very good; then I'll refer it to them myself;〃 replied Mademoiselle Antonia。 Thereupon she was meditating a departure alone to Arcis; when the government felt the need of insulting us with more wit and point than provincial journalism can muster; and so confided that employment to a middle…aged journalist to whom Mademoiselle Antonia had; during the absence of Charles Keller; shown some kindness。 〃I am going to Arcis;〃 seems to have been said at the same instant by writer and lady。 The most commonplace lives encounter similar coincidences。
Now; madame; admire the manner in which things link together。 Setting forth on a purely selfish financial enterprise; behold Mademoiselle Chocardelle suddenly brought to the point of wielding an immense electoral influence! And observe also that her influence is of a nature to compensate for all the witty pin…pricks of her gallant companion。
Mademoiselle's affair; it appears; hung fire。 Twice she went to Gondreville; and was not admitted。 The journalist was busy;partly with his articles; and partly with certain commissions given to him by Monsieur de Trailles; under whose orders he was told to place himself。 Mademoiselle Antonia was therefore much alone; and in the ennui of such solitude; she was led to create for herself a really desperate amusement。
A few steps from the Hotel de la Poste is a bridge across the Aube; a path leads down beside it; by a steep incline; to the water's edge; which; being hidden from the roadway above and little frequented; offers peace and solitude to whoever may like to dream there to the sound of the rippling current。 Mademoiselle Antonia at first took a book with her; but books not being; as she says; in her line; she looked about for other ways of killing her time; and bethought herself of fishing; for which amusement the landlord of the inn supplied her with a rod。 Much pleased with her first successes; the pretty exile devoted herself to an occupation which must be attractive;witness the fanatics that it makes; and the few persons who crossed the bridge could admire at all hours a charming naiad in a flounced gown and a broad…brimmed straw hat; engaged in fishing with the conscientious gravity of a /gamin de Paris/。
Up to this time Mademoiselle Antonia and her fishing have had nothing to do with our election; but if you will recall; madame; in the history of Don Quixote (which I have heard you admire for its common… sense and jovial reasoning) the rather disagreeable adventures of Rosinante and the muleteers; you will have a foretaste of the good luck which the development of Mademoiselle Antonia's new passion brought to us。
Our rival; Beauvisage; is not only a successful stocking…maker and an exemplary mayor; but he is also a model husband; having never tripped in loyalty to his wife; whom he respects and admires。 Every evening; by her orders; he goes to bed before ten o'clock; while Madame Beauvisage and her daughter go into what Arcis is pleased to call society。 But there is no more treacherous water; they say; than still water; just as there was nothing less proper and well…behaved than the calm and peaceable Rosinante on the occasion referred to。
At any rate; while making the tour of his town according to his laudable official habit; Beauvisage from the top of the bridge chanced to catch sight of the fair Parisian who with outstretched arms and gracefully bent body was pursuing her favorite pastime。 A slight movement; the charming impatience with which the pretty fisher twitched her line from the water when the fish had not bitten; was perhaps the electric shock which struck upon the heart of the magistrate; hitherto irreproachable。 No one can say; perhaps; how the thing really came about。 But I ought to remark that during the interregnum that occurred between the making of socks and night…caps and the assumption of municipal duties; Beauvisage himself had practised the art of fishing with a line with distinguished success。 Probably it occurred to him that the poor young lady; having more ardor than science; was not going the right way to work; and the thought of improving her method may have been the real cause of his apparent degeneracy。 However that may be; it is certain that; crossing the bridge in company with her mother; Mademoiselle Beauvisage suddenly cried out; like a true /enfant terrible/;
〃Goodness! there's papa talking with that Parisian woman!〃
To assure herself at a glance of the monstrous fact; to rush down the bank and reach her husband (whom she found with laughing lips and the happy air of a browsing sheep); to blast him with a stern 〃What are you doing here?〃 to order his retreat to Arcis with the air of a queen; while Mademoiselle Chocardelle; first astonished and then enlightened as to what it all meant; went off into fits of laughter; took scarcely the time I have taken to tell it。 Such; madame; was the proceeding by which Madame Beauvisage; /nee/ Grevin; rescued her husband; and though that proceeding may be called justifiable; it was certainly injudicious; for before night the whole town had heard of the catastrophe; and Beauvisage; arraigned and convicted by common consent of deplorable immorality; saw fresh desertions taking place in the already winnowed phalanx of his partisans。
However; the Gondreville and Grevin side still held firm; andwould you believe it; madame?it was again Mademoiselle Antonia to whom we owe the overthrow of their last rampart。
Here is the tale of that phenomenon: Mother Marie…des…Anges wanted an interview with the Comte de Gondreville; but how to get it she did not know; because to ask for it was not; as she thought; proper。 Having; it appears; unpleasant things to say to him; she did not wish to bring the old man to the convent expressly to hear them; such a proceeding seemed to her uncharitable。 Besides; things comminatory delivered point…blank will often provoke their recipient instead of alarming him; whereas the same things slipped in sweetly never fail of their effect。 Still; time was passing; the election; as you know; takes place to…morrow; Sunday; and the preparatory meeting of all the candidates and the electors; to…night。 The poor dear saintly woman did not know what course to take; when a little matter occurred; most flattering to her vanity; which solved her doubts。 A pretty sinner; she was told; who had come to Arcis to 〃do〃 Monsieur Keller the financier; then at Gondreville; out of some money; had heard of the virtues and the inexhaustible kindness of Mother Marie