第 6 节
作者:炒作      更新:2024-07-17 14:41      字数:9321
  I would start one way; Luigi would start another; at the same moment
  the result would be a standstill; wouldn't it?〃
  〃As sure as you are born!  Now ain't that wonderful!  A body would never
  have thought of it。〃
  〃We should always be arguing and fussing and disputing over the merest
  trifles。  We should lose worlds of time; for we couldn't go down…stairs
  or up; couldn't go to bed; couldn't rise; couldn't wash; couldn't dress;
  couldn't stand up; couldn't sit down; couldn't even cross our legs;
  without calling a meeting first and explaining the case and passing
  resolutions; and getting consent。  It wouldn't ever donow would it?〃
  〃Do?  Why; it would wear a person out in a week!  Did you ever hear
  anything like it; Patsy Cooper?〃
  〃Oh; you'll find there's more than one thing about them that ain't
  commonplace;〃 said the widow; with the complacent air of a person with a
  property right in a novelty that is under admiring scrutiny。
  〃Well; now; how ever do you manage it?  I don't mind saying I'm suffering
  to know。〃
  〃He who made us;〃 said Angelo reverently; 〃and with us this difficulty;
  also provided a way out of it。  By a mysterious law of our being; each of
  us has utter and indisputable command of our body a week at a time; turn
  and turn about。〃
  〃Well; I never!  Now ain't that beautiful!〃
  〃Yes; it is beautiful and infinitely wise and just。  The week ends every
  Saturday at midnight to the minute; to the second; to the last shade of
  a fraction of a second; infallibly; unerringly; and in that instant the
  one brother's power over the body vanishes and the other brother takes
  possession; asleep or awake。〃
  〃How marvelous are His ways; and past finding out!〃
  Luigi said: 〃So exactly to the instant does the change come; that during
  our stay in many of the great cities of the world; the public clocks were
  regulated by it; and as hundreds of thousands of private clocks and
  watches were set and corrected in accordance with the public clocks; we
  really furnished the standard time for the entire city。〃
  〃Don't tell me that He don't do miracles any more!  Blowing down the
  walls of Jericho with rams' horns wa'n't as difficult; in my opinion。〃
  〃And that is not all;〃 said Angelo。  〃A thing that is even more
  marvelous; perhaps; is the fact that the change takes note of longitude
  and fits itself to the meridian we are on。  Luigi is in command this
  week。  Now; if on Saturday night at a moment before midnight we could fly
  in an instant to a point fifteen degrees west of here; he would hold
  possession of the power another hour; for the change observes local time
  and no other。〃
  Betsy Hale was deeply impressed; and said with solemnity:
  〃Patsy Cooper; for detail it lays over the Passage of the Red Sea。〃
  〃Now; I shouldn't go as far as that;〃 said Aunt Patsy; 〃but if you've a
  mind to say Sodom and Gomorrah; I am with you; Betsy Hale。〃
  〃I am agreeable; then; though I do think I was right; and I believe
  Parson Maltby would say the same。  Well; now; there's another thing。
  Suppose one of you wants to borrow the legs a minute from the one that's
  got them; could he let him?〃
  〃Yes; but we hardly ever do that。  There were disagreeable results;
  several times; and so we very seldom ask or grant the privilege;
  nowadays; and we never even think of such a thing unless the case is
  extremely urgent。  Besides; a week's possession at a time seems so little
  that we can't bear to spare a minute of it。  People who have the use of
  their legs all the time never think of what a blessing it is; of course。
  It never occurs to them; it's just their natural ordinary condition;
  and so it does not excite them at all。  But when I wake up; on Sunday
  morning; and it's my week and I feel the power all through me; oh; such a
  wave of exultation and thanksgiving goes surging over me; and I want to
  shout 'I can walk!  I can walk!'  Madam; do you ever; at your uprising;
  want to shout 'I can walk!  I can walk!'?〃
  〃No; you poor unfortunate cretur'; but I'll never get out of my bed again
  without doing it!  Laws; to think I've had this unspeakable blessing all
  my long life and never had the grace to thank the good Lord that gave it
  to me!〃
  Tears stood in the eyes of both the old ladies and the widow said;
  softly:
  〃Betsy Hale; we have learned something; you and me。〃
  The conversation now drifted wide; but by and by floated back once more
  to that admired detail; the rigid and beautiful impartiality with which
  the possession of power had been distributed; between the twins。  Aunt
  Betsy saw in it a far finer justice than human law exhibits in related
  cases。  She said:
  〃In my opinion it ain't right no; and never has been right; the way a
  twin born a quarter of a minute sooner than the other one gets all the
  land and grandeurs and nobilities in the old countries and his brother
  has to go bare and be a nobody。  Which of you was born first?〃
  Angelo's head was resting against Luigi's; weariness had overcome him;
  and for the past five minutes he had been peacefully sleeping。  The old
  ladies had dropped their voices to a lulling drone; to help him to steal
  the rest his brother wouldn't take him up…stairs to get。  Luigi listened
  a moment to Angelo's regular breathing; then said in a voice barely
  audible:
  〃We were both born at the same time; but I am six months older than he
  is。〃
  〃For the land's sake!〃
  〃'Sh!  don't wake him up; he wouldn't like my telling this。  It has
  always been kept secret till now。〃
  〃But how in the world can it be?  If you were both born at the same time;
  how can one of you be older than the other?〃
  〃It is very simple; and I assure you it is true。  I was born with a full
  crop of hair; he was as bald as an egg for six months。  I could walk six
  months before he could make a step。  I finished teething six months ahead
  of him。  I began to take solids six months before he left the breast。
  I began to talk six months before he could say a word。  Last; and
  absolutely unassailable proof; the sutures in my skull closed six months
  ahead of his。  Always just that six months' difference to a day。  Was
  that accident?  Nobody is going to claim that; I'm sure。  It was ordained
  it was law it had its meaning; and we know what that meaning was。  Now
  what does this overwhelming body of evidence establish?  It establishes
  just one thing; and that thing it establishes beyond any peradventure
  whatever。  Friends; we would not have it known for the world; and I must
  beg you to keep it strictly to yourselves; but the truth is; we are no
  more twins than you are。〃
  The two old ladies were stunned; paralyzed…petrified; one may almost say
  and could only sit and gaze vacantly at each other for some moments;
  then Aunt Betsy Hale said impressively:
  〃There's no getting around proof like that。  I do believe it's the most
  amazing thing I ever heard of。〃  She sat silent a moment or two and
  breathing hard with excitement; then she looked up and surveyed the
  strangers steadfastly a little while; and added: 〃Well; it does beat me;
  but I would have took you for twins anywhere。〃
  〃So would I; so would I;〃 said Aunt Patsy with the emphasis of a
  certainty that is not impaired by any shade of doubt。
  〃Anybody would…anybody in the world; I don't care who he is;〃 said Aunt
  Betsy with decision。
  〃You won't tell;〃 said Luigi; appealingly。
  〃Oh; dear; no!〃 answered both ladies promptly; 〃you can trust us; don't
  you be afraid。〃
  〃That is good of you; and kind。  Never let on; treat us always as if we
  were twins。〃
  〃You can depend on us;〃 said Aunt Betsy; 〃but it won't be easy; because
  now that I know you ain't you don't seem so。〃
  Luigi muttered to himself with satisfaction: 〃That swindle has gone
  through without change of cars。〃
  It was not very kind of him to load the poor things up with a secret like
  that; which would be always flying to their tongues' ends every time they
  heard any one speak of the strangers as twins; and would become harder
  and harder to hang on to with every recurrence of the temptation to tell
  it; while the torture of retaining it would increase with every new
  strain that was applied; but he never thought of that; and probably would
  not have worried much about it if he had。
  A visitor was announcedsome one to see the twins。  They withdrew to the
  parlor; and the two old ladies began to discuss with interest the strange
  things which they had been listening to。  When they had finished the
  matter to their satisfaction; and Aunt Betsy rose to go; she stopped to
  ask a question:
  〃How does things come on between Roweny and Tom Driscoll?〃
  〃Well; about the same。  He writes tolerable often; and she answers
  tolerable seldom。〃
  〃Where is he?〃
  〃In St。 Louis; I believe; though he's such a gadabout that a body can't
  be very certain of him; I reckon。〃
  〃Don't Roweny know?〃
  〃Oh; yes; like enough。  I haven't asked her lately。〃
  〃Do you know how him and the judge are getting along now?〃
  〃First rate; I believe。  Mrs。 Pratt says so; and being right in the
  house; and sister to the one and aunt to t'other; of course she ought to
  know。  She says the judge is real fond of him when he's away; but frets
  when he's around and is vexed with his