第 35 节
作者:泰达魔王      更新:2024-07-17 14:41      字数:9322
  whole business; is the fact (for repeated experiment has convinced
  me it IS a fact) that the circular opening in question is visible
  from no other attainable point of view than that afforded by the
  narrow ledge upon the face of the rock。
  〃In this expedition to the 'Bishop's Hotel' I had been attended by
  Jupiter; who had; no doubt; observed; for some weeks past; the
  abstraction of my demeanor; and took especial care not to leave me
  alone。  But; on the next day; getting up very early; I contrived to
  give him the slip; and went into the hills in search of the tree。
  After much toil I found it。  When I came home at night my valet
  proposed to give me a flogging。  With the rest of the adventure I
  believe you are as well acquainted as myself。〃
  〃I suppose;〃 said I; 〃you missed the spot; in the first attempt at
  digging; through Jupiter's stupidity in letting the bug fall
  through the right instead of through the left eye of the skull。〃
  〃Precisely。  This mistake made a difference of about two inches and
  a half in the 'shot'that is to say; in the position of the peg
  nearest the tree; and had the treasure been BENEATH the 'shot;' the
  error would have been of little moment; but 'the shot;' together
  with the nearest point of the tree; were merely two points for the
  establishment of a line of direction; of course the error; however
  trivial in the beginning; increased as we proceeded with the line;
  and by the time we had gone fifty feet threw us quite off the
  scent。  But for my deep…seated impressions that treasure was here
  somewhere actually buried; we might have had all our labor in
  vain。〃
  〃But your grandiloquence; and your conduct in swinging the beetle
  how excessively odd!  I was sure you were mad。  And why did you
  insist upon letting fall the bug; instead of a bullet; from the
  skull?〃
  〃Why; to be frank; I felt somewhat annoyed by your evident
  suspicions touching my sanity; and so resolved to punish you
  quietly; in my own way; by a little bit of sober mystification。
  For this reason I swung the beetle; and for this reason I let it
  fall from the tree。  An observation of yours about its great weight
  suggested the latter idea。〃
  〃Yes; I perceive; and now there is only one point which puzzles me。
  What are we to make of the skeletons found in the hole?〃
  〃That is a question I am no more able to answer than yourself。
  There seems; however; only one plausible way of accounting for
  themand yet it is dreadful to believe in such atrocity as my
  suggestion would imply。  It is clear that Kiddif Kidd indeed
  secreted this treasure; which I doubt notit is clear that he must
  have had assistance in the labor。  But this labor concluded; he may
  have thought it expedient to remove all participants in his secret。
  Perhaps a couple of blows with a mattock were sufficient; while his
  coadjutors were busy in the pit; perhaps it required a dozenwho
  shall tell?〃
  Washington Irving
  Wolfert Webber; or Golden Dreams
  In the year of grace one thousand seven hundred andblankfor I
  do not remember the precise date; however; it was somewhere in the
  early part of the last century;there lived in the ancient city of
  the Manhattoes a worthy burgher; Wolfert Webber by name。  He was
  descended from old Cobus Webber of the Brill'1' in Holland; one of
  the original settlers; famous for introducing the cultivation of
  cabbages; and who came over to the province during the
  protectorship of Oloffe Van Kortlandt; otherwise called 〃the
  Dreamer。〃
  '1' The Brill is a fortified seaport of Holland; on the Meuse
  River; near Rotterdam。
  The field in which Cobus Webber first planted himself and his
  cabbages had remained ever since in the family; who continued in
  the same line of husbandry with that praiseworthy perseverance for
  which our Dutch burghers are noted。  The whole family genius;
  during several generations; was devoted to the study and
  development of this one noble vegetable; and to this concentration
  of intellect may doubtless be ascribed the prodigious renown to
  which the Webber cabbages attained。
  The Webber dynasty continued in uninterrupted succession; and never
  did a line give more unquestionable proofs of legitimacy。  The
  eldest son succeeded to the looks as well as the territory of his
  sire; and had the portraits of this line of tranquil potentates
  been taken; they would have presented a row of heads marvelously
  resembling; in shape and magnitude; the vegetables over which they
  reigned。
  The seat of government continued unchanged in the family mansion;
  a Dutch…built house; with a front; or rather gable end; of yellow
  brick; tapering to a point; with the customary iron weathercock at
  the top。  Everything about the building bore the air of long…
  settled ease and security。  Flights of martins peopled the little
  coops nailed against its walls; and swallows built their nests
  under the eaves; and everyone knows that these house…loving birds
  bring good luck to the dwelling where they take up their abode。  In
  a bright summer morning in early summer; it was delectable to hear
  their cheerful notes as they sported about in the pure; sweet air;
  chirping forth; as it were; the greatness and prosperity of the
  Webbers。
  Thus quietly and comfortably did this excellent family vegetate
  under the shade of a mighty buttonwood tree; which by little and
  little grew so great as entirely to overshadow their palace。  The
  city gradually spread its suburbs round their domain。  Houses
  sprang up to interrupt their prospects。  The rural lanes in the
  vicinity began to grow into the bustle and populousness of streets;
  in short; with all the habits of rustic life they began to find
  themselves the inhabitants of a city。  Still; however; they
  maintained their hereditary character and hereditary possessions;
  with all the tenacity of petty German princes in the midst of the
  empire。  Wolfert was the last of the line; and succeeded to the
  patriarchal bench at the door; under the family tree; and swayed
  the scepter of his fathers;a kind of rural potentate in the midst
  of the metropolis。
  To share the cares and sweets of sovereignty he had taken unto
  himself a helpmate; one of that excellent kind called 〃stirring
  women〃; that is to say; she was one of those notable little
  housewives who are always busy where there is nothing to do。  Her
  activity; however; took one particular direction;her whole life
  seemed devoted to intense knitting; whether at home or abroad;
  walking or sitting; her needles were continually in motion; and it
  is even affirmed that by her unwearied industry she very nearly
  supplied her household with stockings throughout the year。  This
  worthy couple were blessed with one daughter who was brought up
  with great tenderness and care; uncommon pains had been taken with
  her education; so that she could stitch in every variety of way;
  make all kinds of pickles and preserves; and mark her own name on a
  sampler。  The influence of her taste was seen also in the family
  garden; where the ornamental began to mingle with the useful; whole
  rows of fiery marigolds and splendid hollyhocks bordered the
  cabbage beds; and gigantic sunflowers lolled their broad; jolly
  faces over the fences; seeming to ogle most affectionately the
  passers…by。
  Thus reigned and vegetated Wolfert Webber over his paternal acres;
  peacefully and contentedly。  Not but that; like all other
  sovereigns; he had his occasional cares and vexations。  The growth
  of his native city sometimes caused him annoyance。  His little
  territory gradually became hemmed in by streets and houses; which
  intercepted air and sunshine。  He was now and then subjected to the
  eruptions of the border population that infest the streets of a
  metropolis; who would make midnight forays into his dominions; and
  carry off captive whole platoons of his noblest subjects。  Vagrant
  swine would make a descent; too; now and then; when the gate was
  left open; and lay all waste before them; and mischievous urchins
  would decapitate the illustrious sunflowers; the glory of the
  garden; as they lolled their heads so fondly over the walls。  Still
  all these were petty grievances; which might now and then ruffle
  the surface of his mind; as a summer breeze will ruffle the surface
  of a mill pond; but they could not disturb the deep…seated quiet of
  his soul。  He would but seize a trusty staff that stood behind the
  door; issue suddenly out; and anoint the back of the aggressor;
  whether pig or urchin; and then return within doors; marvelously
  refreshed and tranquilized。
  The chief cause of anxiety to honest Wolfert; however; was the
  growing prosperity of the city。  The expenses of living doubled and
  trebled; but he could not double and treble the magnitude of his
  cabbages; and the number of competitors prevented the increase of
  price; thus; therefore; while everyone around him grew richer;
  Wolfert grew poorer