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  memories of his triumphs   in   exploitation; of   his   strategies and tactics   in
  advertising soared before him。
  〃It's great!〃 he exclaimed。 〃I've got your idea and you've got me。 And
  you're darned lucky to get me。 I've been press… agent for politicians; actors;
  society leaders; breakfast foods; and horse…showsand I'm the best! I was
  in charge of the publicity bureau for Galloway when he ran for governor。
  He thinks the people elected him。 I know I did。 Nora Nashville was getting
  fifty dollars a week in vaudeville when I took hold of her; now she gets a
  thousand。      I  even    made    people    believe    Mrs。    Hampton…Rhodes          was   a
  society leader at Newport; when all she ever saw of Newport was Bergers
  and the Muschenheim…Kings。 Why; I am the man that made the American
  People believe Russian dancers can dance!〃
  〃It's plain to see you hate yourself;〃 said 'Peter。 〃You must not get so
  despondent   or   you   might   commit   suicide。   How   much   money   will   you
  want?〃
  〃How much have you got?〃
  〃All    kinds;〃   said   Peter。   〃Some     in  a  letter…of…credit    that  my    father
  earned   from  the   fretful pig;  and   much   more   in   cash   that   I   won   at   poker
  from   the   pashas。   When   that's   gone   I've   got   to   go   to   work   and   earn   my
  living。   Meanwhile   your   salary   is   a   hundred   a   week   and   all   you   need   to
  boost   Gilman   and   the   Order   of   the   Crescent。   We   are   now   the   Gilman
  Defense;  Publicity;  and   Development   Committee;  and   you   will begin   by
  introducing me to the man I am to bribe。〃
  〃In this country you don't need any introduction to the man you want
  to bribe;〃 exclaimed Stetson; 〃you just bribe him!〃
  That same night in the smoking…room of the hotel; Peter and Stetson
  made   their   first   move   in   the   game   of   winning   for   Professor   Gilman   the
  Order   of   the   Crescent。   Stetson   presented   Peter   to   a   young   effendi   in   a
  frock   coat   and   fez。   Stetson   called   him   Osman。   He   was   a   clerk   in   the
  foreign office and appeared to be 〃a friend of a friend of a friend〃 of the
  assistant third secretary。
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  The five volumes of the 〃Rise and Fall〃 were spread before him; and
  Peter demanded to know why so distinguished a scholar as Doctor Gilman
  had     not    received     some     recognition      from     the   country     he    had    so
  sympathetically   described。   Osman   fingered   the   volumes   doubtfully;   and
  promised the matter should be brought at once to the attention of the grand
  vizier 。
  After he had departed Stetson explained that Osman had just as little
  chance   of   getting   within   speaking   distance   of   the   grand   vizier   as   of   the
  ladies of his harem。
  〃It's like Tammany;〃 said Stetson; 〃there are sachems; district leaders;
  and lieutenants。   Each of   them is   entitled to trade   or give   away a   few   of
  these decorations; just as each district leader gets his percentage of jobs in
  the streetcleaning department。 This fellow will go to his patron; his patron
  will go to some undersecretary in the cabinet; he will put it up to a palace
  favorite; and they will divide your money。
  〃In   time   the   minister   of   foreign   affairs   will   sign   your   brevet   and   a
  hundred others; without knowing what he is signing; then you cable me;
  and the Star of the Crescent will burst upon the United States in a way that
  will make Halley's comet look like a wax match。〃
  The next day Stetson and the tutor sailed for home and Peter was left
  alone to pursue; as he supposed; the Order of the Crescent。 On the contrary;
  he   found   that   the   Order   of   the   Crescent   was   pursuing   him。   He   had   not
  appreciated   that;   from   underlings   and   backstair   politicians;   an   itinerant
  showman   like   Stetson   and   the   only   son   of   an American   Croesus   would
  receive very different treatment。
  Within     twenty…four      hours    a  fat  man    with    a  blue…black     beard    and
  diamond rings called with Osman to apologize for the latter。 Osman; the
  fat   man    explainedhad       been    about   to  make     a  fatal  error。   For   Doctor
  Gilman he had asked the Order of the Crescent of the fifth class; the same
  class that had been given Stetson。 The fifth class; the fat man explained;
  was all very well for tradesmen; dragomans; and eunuchs; but as an honor
  for   a   savant   as   distinguished   as   the   friend   of   his。   Hallowell;   the   fourth
  class   would hardly  be   high   enough。 The   fees;  the   fat   man   added;  would
  Also be higher; but; he pointed out; it was worth the difference; because
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  the fourth class entitled the wearer to a salute from all sentries。
  〃There are few sentries at Stillwater;〃 said Peter; 〃but I want the best
  and I want it quick。 Get me the fourth class。〃
  The next morning he was surprised by an early visit from Stimson of
  the embassy。 The secretary was considerably annoyed。
  〃My dear Hallowell;〃 he protested; 〃why the devil didn't you tell me
  you wanted a decoration? Of course the State department expressly forbids
  us   to  ask   for  one   for  ourselves;    or  for   any   one   else。  But   what's   the
  Constitution      between     friends?   I'll  get  it  for  you  at  oncebut;    on  two
  conditions: that you don't tell anybody I got it; and that you tell me why
  you want it; and what you ever did to deserve it。〃
  Instead; Peter explained fully and so sympathetically that the diplomat
  demanded that he; too; should be enrolled as one of the Gilman Defense
  Committee。
  〃Doctor Gilman's history;〃 he said; 〃must be presented to the Sultan。
  You must have the five volumes rebound in red and green; the colors of
  Mohammed; and with as much gold tooling as they can carry。 I hope;〃 he
  added; they are not soiled。〃
  〃Not by me;〃 Peter assured him。
  〃I   will   take   them   myself;〃   continued   Stimson;   〃to   Muley   Pasha;   the
  minister   of   foreign   affairs;   and   ask   him   to   present   them   to   his   Imperial
  Majesty。 He will promise to do so; but he won't; but he knows I know he
  won't so that is all right。 And in return he will present us with the Order of
  the Crescent of the third class。〃
  〃Going up!〃 exclaimed Peter。 〃The third class。 That will cost me my
  entire letter…of…credit。〃
  〃Not   at   all;〃   said   Stimson。   〃I've   saved   you   from   the   grafters。   It   will
  cost you only what you pay to have the books rebound。 And the THIRD
  class is a real honor of which any one might be proud。 You wear it round
  your neck;  and at   your funeral   it   entitles you   to an   escort of   a   thousand
  soldiers。〃
  〃I'd rather put up with fewer soldiers;〃 said Peter; 〃 and wear it longer
  round my neck What's the matter with our getting the second class or the
  first class?〃
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  At such ignorance Stimson could not repress a smile。
  〃The first class;〃 he explained patiently; 〃is the Great Grand Cross; and
  is given only to reigning sovereigns。 The second is called the Grand Cross;
  and   is   bestowed   only   on   crowned   princes;   prime   ministers;   and   men   of
  world…wide fame 。 。 。 。 〃
  〃What's the matter with Doctor Gilman's being of world…wide fame?〃
  said Peter。 〃He will be some day; when Stetson starts boosting。〃
  〃Some day;〃 retorted Stimson stiffly; 〃 I may be an ambassador。 When
  I am I hope to get the Grand Cross of the Crescent; but not now。 I'm sorry
  you're not satisfied;〃 he added aggrievedly。 〃No one can get you anything
  higher   than   the   third   class;   and   I   may   lose   my   official   head   asking   for
  that。〃
  〃Nothing is   too good   for old   man Gilman;〃   said Peter;  〃nor for  you。
  You     get  the   third   class   for  him;   and    I'll  have   father   make    you    an
  ambassador。〃
  That night at poker at the club Peter sat next to Prince Abdul; who had
  come from a reception at the Grand vizier 's and still wore his decorations。
  Decorations   now   fascinated   Peter;   and   those   on   the   coat   of   the   young
  prince   he   regarded   with   wide…eyed   awe。   He   also   regarded   Abdul   with
  wide…eyed   awe;   because   he   was   the   favorite   nephew   of   the   Sultan;   and
  because he enjoyed the reputation of having the worst