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  carefully。
  〃Ah; this was cut; not broken!〃
  〃With a knife?〃 asked Little。
  〃No。   Observe   both   sides   are   equally   indented。   It   was   done   with   a
  SCISSORS!〃
  〃Just Heaven!〃 gasped Little。 〃Therese!〃
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  CHAPTER XI。
  Little returned to London。 Passing through London one day he met a
  dog…fancier。 〃Buy a nice poodle; sir?〃
  Something in the animal attracted his attention。 〃Fido!〃 he gasped。
  The dog yelped。
  Little bought him。 On taking off his collar a piece of paper rustled to
  the floor。 He knew the handwriting and kissed it。 It ran:
  〃TO THE HON。 AUGUSTUS RABYI cannot marry you。 If I marry
  any   one〃   (sly   puss)   〃it   will   be   the   man   who   has   twice   saved   my   life;
  Professor Little。
  〃CAROLINE COVENTRY。〃
  And she did。
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  LOTHAW;OR; THE
  ADVENTURES OF A YOUNG
  GENTLEMAN IN SEARCH OF A
  RELIGION。
  BY MR。 BENJAMINS。
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  CHAPTER I。
  〃I remember him a little boy;〃 said the Duchess。 〃His mother was a
  dear friend of mine; you know she was one of my bridesmaids。〃
  〃And     you   have    never   seen   him   since;    mamma?〃       asked    the  oldest
  married daughter; who did not look a day older than her mother。
  〃Never; he was an orphan shortly after。 I have often reproached myself;
  but it is so difficult to see boys。〃
  This simple yet first…class conversation existed in the morning… room
  of Plusham; where the mistress of the palatial mansion sat involved in the
  sacred     privacy    of  a  circle  of   her  married    daughters。     One    dexterously
  applied golden knitting…needles to the fabrication of a purse of floss silk of
  the rarest texture; which none who knew the almost fabulous wealth of the
  Duke would believe was ever destined to hold in its silken meshes a less
  sum   than   L1;000;000;   another   adorned   a   slipper   exclusively   with   seed
  pearls; a third emblazoned a page with rare pigments and the finest quality
  of gold leaf。 Beautiful forms leaned over frames glowing with embroidery;
  and beautiful frames leaned over forms inlaid with mother…of…pearl。 Others;
  more remote; occasionally burst into melody as they tried the passages of
  a new and exclusive air given to them in MS。 by some titled and devoted
  friend;    for   the   private   use    of  the   aristocracy     alone;   and    absolutely
  prohibited for publication。
  The   Duchess;   herself   the   superlative of   beauty;   wealth;   and   position;
  was   married   to   the   highest   noble   in   the   Three   Kingdoms。   Those   who
  talked   about such   matters   said   that their progeny  were   exactly  like   their
  parents;a peculiarity of the aristocratic and wealthy。 They all looked like
  brothers   and   sisters;   except   their   parents;   who;   such   was   their   purity   of
  blood; the perfection of their manners; and the opulence of their condition;
  might have been taken for their own children's elder son and daughter。 The
  daughters;  with   one  exception;  were  all   married to the  highest nobles   in
  the   land。   That   exception   was   the   Lady   Coriander;   who;   there   being   no
  vacancy   above   a   marquis   and   a   rental   of   L1;000;000;   waited。   Gathered
  around   the   refined   and   sacred   circle   of   their   breakfast…table;   with   their
  glittering   coronets;  which;  in   filial   respect   to  their  father's Tory  instincts
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  and their mother's Ritualistic tastes; they always wore on their regal brows;
  the effect was dazzling as it was refined。 It was this peculiarity and their
  strong     family   resemblance       which    led   their  brother…in…law;     the   good…
  humored St。 Addlegourd; to say that; 〃'Pon my soul; you know; the whole
  precious   mob   looked   like   a   ghastly   pack   of   court   cards;   you   know。〃   St。
  Addlegourd        was   a   radical。   Having     a  rent…roll   of   L15;000;000;      and
  belonging to one of the oldest families in Britain; he could afford to be。
  〃Mamma; I've just dropped a pearl;〃 said the Lady Coriander; bending
  over the Persian hearthrug。
  〃From   your   lips;   sweet   friend;〃   said   Lothaw;   who   came   of   age   and
  entered the room at the same moment。
  〃No; from my work。 It was a very valuable pearl; mamma; papa gave
  Isaacs and Sons L50;000 for the two。〃
  〃Ah;     indeed;〃    said   the  Duchess;     languidly     rising;   〃let  us   go   to
  luncheon。〃
  〃But your Grace;〃 interposed Lothaw; who was still quite young; and
  had   dropped   on   all…fours   on   the   carpet   in   search   of   the   missing   gem;
  〃consider the value〃
  〃Dear friend;〃 interposed the Duchess; with infinite tact; gently lifting
  him by the tails of his dress…coat; 〃I am waiting for your arm。〃
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  CHAPTER II。
  Lothaw    was   immensely   rich。    The   possessor    of  seventeen   castles;
  fifteen villas; nine shooting…boxes;  and seven town houses;  he had other
  estates of which he had not even heard。
  Everybody at Plusham played croquet; and none badly。 Next to their
  purity    of  blood   and   great   wealth;   the  family    were   famous    for   this
  accomplishment。 Yet   Lothaw soon tired of the game; and   after seriously
  damaging his aristocratically large foot in an attempt to 〃tight croquet〃 the
  Lady Aniseed's ball; he limped away to join the Duchess。
  〃I'm going to the hennery;〃 she said。
  〃Let    me   go   with   you;   I  dearly   love  fowlsbroiled;〃     he  added;
  thoughtfully。
  〃The   Duke   gave   Lady   Montairy   some   large   Cochins   the   other   day;〃
  continued the Duchess; changing the subject with delicate tact。
  〃Lady Montairy; Quite contrairy; How do your cochins grow?〃
  sang Lothaw gayly。
  The     Duchess    looked    shocked。    After  a  prolonged     silence;  Lothaw
  abruptly and gravely said:
  〃If you please; ma'am; when I come into my property I should like to
  build some improved dwellings for the poor; and marry Lady Coriander。〃
  〃You amaze me; dear friend; and yet both your aspirations are noble
  and eminently proper;〃 said the Duchess; 〃Coriander is but a child;and
  yet;〃 she added; looking graciously upon her companion; 〃for the matter of
  that; so are you。〃
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  CHAPTER III。
  Mr。   Putney   Giles's   was   Lothaw's   first   grand   dinner…party。   Yet;   by
  carefully   watching   the   others;   he   managed   to   acquit   himself   creditably;
  and   avoided   drinking   out   of   the   finger…bowl   by   first   secretly   testing   its
  contents     with    a  spoon。    The   conversation      was   peculiar    and   singularly
  interesting。
  〃Then      you    think   that   monogamy         is  simply     a  question     of   the
  thermometer?〃 said Mrs。 Putney Giles to her companion。
  〃I   certainly    think   that  polygamy      should     be  limited    by   isothermal
  lines;〃 replied Lothaw。
  〃I   should   say   it   was   a   matter   of   latitude;〃   observed   a   loud   talkative
  man opposite。 He was an Oxford Professor with a taste for satire; and had
  made himself very obnoxious to the company; during dinner; by speaking
  disparagingly   of   a   former   well…known   Chancellor   of   the   Exchequer;a
  great statesman and brilliant novelist;whom he feared and hated。
  Suddenly   there   was   a   sensation   in   the   room;   among   the   females   it
  absolutely amounted to a nervous thrill。 His Eminence; the Cardinal; was
  announced。   He   entered   with   great   suavity   of   manner;   and;   after   shaking
  hands with everybody; asking after their relatives; and chucking the more
  delicate   females   under   the   chin   with   a   high…bred   grace   peculiar   to   his
  profession; he sat down; saying; 〃And how do we all find ourselves this
  evening;      my   dears?〃     in  sever