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青涩春天 更新:2024-04-09 19:51 字数:9322
sense of duty; and contracted a second matrimonial engagement。
That Athelstane was the man; I suppose no reader familiar with
life; and novels which are a rescript of life; and are all strictly
natural and edifying; can for a moment doubt。 Cardinal Pandulfo
tied the knot for them: and lest there should be any doubt about
Ivanhoe's death (for his body was never sent home after all; nor
seen after Wamba ran away from it); his Eminence procured a Papal
decree annulling the former marriage; so that Rowena became Mrs。
Athelstane with a clear conscience。 And who shall be surprised; if
she was happier with the stupid and boozy Thane than with the
gentle and melancholy Wilfrid? Did women never have a predilection
for fools; I should like to know; or fall in love with donkeys;
before the time of the amours of Bottom and Titania? Ah! Mary; had
you not preferred an ass to a man; would you have married Jack
Bray; when a Michael Angelo offered? Ah! Fanny; were you not a
woman; would you persist in adoring Tom Hiccups; who beats you; and
comes home tipsy from the Club? Yes; Rowena cared a hundred times
more about tipsy Athelstane than ever she had done for gentle
Ivanhoe; and so great was her infatuation about the former; that
she would sit upon his knee in the presence of all her maidens; and
let him smoke his cigars in the very drawing…room。
This is the epitaph she caused to be written by Father Drono (who
piqued himself upon his Latinity) on the stone commemorating the
death of her late lord:
Hic est Guilfridus; belli dum vixit avidus:
Cum gladio et lancea; Normania et quoque Francia
Verbera dura dabat: per Turcos multum equitabat:
Guilbertum occidit: atque Hierosolyma vidit。
Heu! nunc sub fossa sunt tanti militis ossa;
Uxor Athelstani est conjux castissima Thani。
And this is the translation which the doggerel knave Wamba made of
the Latin lines:
〃REQUIESCAT。
〃Under the stone you behold;
Buried; and coffined; and cold;
Lieth Sir Wilfrid the Bold。
〃Always he marched in advance;
Warring in Flanders and France;
Doughty with sword and with lance。
〃Famous in Saracen fight;
Rode in his youth the good knight;
Scattering Paynims in flight。
〃Brian the Templar untrue;
Fairly in tourney he slew;
Saw Hierusalem too。
〃Now he is buried and gone;
Lying beneath the gray stone:
Where shall you find such a one?
〃Long time his widow deplored;
Weeping the fate of her lord;
Sadly cut off by the sword。
〃When she was eased of her pain;
Came the good Lord Athelstane;
When her ladyship married again。〃
Athelstane burst into a loud laugh; when he heard it; at the last
line; but Rowena would have had the fool whipped; had not the Thane
interceded; and to him; she said; she could refuse nothing。
CHAPTER IV。
IVANHOE REDIVIVUS。
I trust nobody will suppose; from the events described in the last
chapter; that our friend Ivanhoe is really dead。 Because we have
given him an epitaph or two and a monument; are these any reasons
that he should be really gone out of the world? No: as in the
pantomime; when we see Clown and Pantaloon lay out Harlequin and
cry over him; we are always sure that Master Harlequin will be up
at the next minute alert and shining in his glistening coat; and;
after giving a box on the ears to the pair of them; will be taking
a dance with Columbine; or leaping gayly through the clock…face; or
into the three…pair…of…stairs' window:so Sir Wilfrid; the
Harlequin of our Christmas piece; may be run through a little; or
may make believe to be dead; but will assuredly rise up again when
he is wanted; and show himself at the right moment。
The suspicious…looking characters from whom Wamba ran away were no
cut…throats and plunderers; as the poor knave imagined; but no
other than Ivanhoe's friend; the hermit; and a reverend brother of
his; who visited the scene of the late battle in order to see if
any Christians still survived there; whom they might shrive and get
ready for heaven; or to whom they might possibly offer the benefit
of their skill as leeches。 Both were prodigiously learned in the
healing art; and had about them those precious elixirs which so
often occur in romances; and with which patients are so miraculously
restored。 Abruptly dropping his master's head from his lap as he
fled; poor Wamba caused the knight's pate to fall with rather a
heavy thump to the ground; and if the knave had but stayed a minute
longer; he would have heard Sir Wilfrid utter a deep groan。 But
though the fool heard him not; the holy hermits did; and to
recognize the gallant Wilfrid; to withdraw the enormous dagger still
sticking out of his back; to wash the wound with a portion of the
precious elixir; and to pour a little of it down his throat; was
with the excellent hermits the work of an instant: which remedies
being applied; one of the good men took the knight by the heels and
the other by the head; and bore him daintily from the castle to
their hermitage in a neighboring rock。 As for the Count of Chalus;
and the remainder of the slain; the hermits were too much occupied
with Ivanhoe's case to mind them; and did not; it appears; give them
any elixir: so that; if they are really dead; they must stay on the
rampart stark and cold; or if otherwise; when the scene closes upon
them as it does now; they may get up; shake themselves; go to the
slips and drink a pot of porter; or change their stage…clothes and
go home to supper。 My dear readers; you may settle the matter among
yourselves as you like。 If you wish to kill the characters really
off; let them be dead; and have done with them: but; entre nous; I
don't believe they are any more dead than you or I are; and
sometimes doubt whether there is a single syllable of truth in this
whole story。
Well; Ivanhoe was taken to the hermits' cell; and there doctored by
the holy fathers for his hurts; which were of such a severe and
dangerous order; that he was under medical treatment for a very
considerable time。 When he woke up from his delirium; and asked
how long he had been ill; fancy his astonishment when he heard that
he had been in the fever for six years! He thought the reverend
fathers were joking at first; but their profession forbade them
from that sort of levity; and besides; he could not possibly have
got well any sooner; because the story would have been sadly put
out had he appeared earlier。 And it proves how good the fathers
were to him; and how very nearly that scoundrel of a Roger de
Backbite's dagger had finished him; that he did not get well under
this great length of time; during the whole of which the fathers
tended him without ever thinking of a fee。 I know of a kind
physician in this town who does as much sometimes; but I won't do
him the ill service of mentioning his name here。
Ivanhoe; being now quickly pronounced well; trimmed his beard;
which by this time hung down considerably below his knees; and
calling for his suit of chain…armor; which before had fitted his
elegant person as tight as wax; now put it on; and it bagged and
hung so loosely about him; that even the good friars laughed at his
absurd appearance。 It was impossible that he should go about the
country in such a garb as that: the very boys would laugh at him:
so the friars gave him one of their old gowns; in which he
disguised himself; and after taking an affectionate farewell of his
friends; set forth on his return to his native country。 As he went
along; he learned that Richard was dead; that John reigned; that
Prince Arthur had been poisoned; and was of course made acquainted
with various other facts of public importance recorded in Pinnock's
Catechism and the Historic Page。
But these subjects did not interest him near so much as his own
private affairs; and I can fancy that his legs trembled under him;
and his pilgrim's staff shook with emotion; as at length; after
many perils; he came in sight of his paternal mansion of
Rotherwood; and saw once more the chimneys smoking; the shadows of
the oaks over the grass in the sunset; and the rooks winging over
the trees。 He heard the supper gong sounding: he knew his way to
the door well enough; he entered the familiar hall with a
benedicite; and without any more words took his place。
。 。 。 。 。 。
You might have thought for a moment that the gray friar trembled
and his shrunken cheek looked deadly pale; but he recovered himself
presently: nor could you see his pallor for the cowl which covered
his face。
A little boy was playing on Athelstane's knee; Rowena smiling and
patting the Saxon Thane fondly on his broad bullhead; filled him a
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