some　of　my　adventures　in　a　monthly　magazine）　unprincipled　men　have
  endeavored　to　rob　me　of　the　only　good　I　possess；　to　question　the
  statements　that　I　make；　and；　themselves　without　a　spark　of　honor　or
  good　feeling；　to　steal　from　me　that　which　is　my　sole　wealthmy
  character　as　a　teller　of　THE　TRUTH。
  The　reader　will　understand　that　it　is　to　the　illiberal　strictures
  of　a　profligate　press　I　now　allude；　among　the　London　journalists；
  none　（luckily　for　themselves）　have　dared　to　question　the　veracity
  of　my　statements：　they　know　me；　and　they　know　that　I　am　IN　LONDON。
  If　I　can　use　the　pen；　I　can　also　wield　a　more　manly　and　terrible
  weapon；　and　would　answer　their　contradictions　with　my　sword！　　No
  gold　or　gems　adorn　the　hilt　of　that　war…worn　scimitar；　but　there　is
  blood　upon　the　bladethe　blood　of　the　enemies　of　my　country；　and
  the　maligners　of　my　honest　fame。　　There　are　others；　howeverthe
  disgrace　of　a　disgraceful　tradewho；　borrowing　from　distance　a
  despicable　courage；　have　ventured　to　assail　me。　　The　infamous
  editors　of　the　Kelso　Champion；　the　Bungay　Beacon；　the　Tipperary
  Argus；　and　the　Stoke　Pogis　Sentinel；　and　other　dastardly　organs　of
  the　provincial　press；　have；　although　differing　in　politics；　agreed
  upon　this　one　point；　and　with　a　scoundrelly　unanimity；　vented　a
  flood　of　abuse　upon　the　revelations　made　by　me。
  They　say　that　I　have　assailed　private　characters；　and　wilfully
  perverted　history　to　blacken　the　reputation　of　public　men。　　I　ask；
  was　any　one　of　these　men　in　Bengal　in　the　year　1803？　　Was　any
  single　conductor　of　any　one　of　these　paltry　prints　ever　in
  Bundelcund　or　the　Rohilla　country？　　Does　this　EXQUISITE　Tipperary
  scribe　know　the　difference　between　Hurrygurrybang　and　Burrumtollah？
  Not　he！　and　because；　forsooth；　in　those　strange　and　distant　lands
  strange　circumstances　have　taken　place；　it　is　insinuated　that　the
  relater　is　a　liar：　nay；　that　the　very　places　themselves　have　no
  existence　but　in　my　imagination。　　Fools！but　I　will　not　waste　my
  anger　upon　them；　and　proceed　to　recount　some　other　portions　of　my
  personal　history。
  It　is；　I　presume；　a　fact　which　even　THESE　scribbling　assassins　will
  not　venture　to　deny；　that　before　the　commencement　of　the　campaign
  against　Scindiah；　the　English　General　formed　a　camp　at　Kanouge　on
  the　Jumna；　where　he　exercised　that　brilliant　little　army　which　was
  speedily　to　perform　such　wonders　in　the　Dooab。　　It　will　be　as　well
  to　give　a　slight　account　of　the　causes　of　a　war　which　was　speedily
  to　rage　through　some　of　the　fairest　portions　of　the　Indian
  continent。
  Shah　Allum；　the　son　of　Shah　Lollum；　the　descendant　by　the　female
  line　of　Nadir　Shah　（that　celebrated　Toorkomaun　adventurer；　who　had
  wellnigh　hurled　Bajazet　and　Selim　the　Second　from　the　throne　of
  Bagdad）Shah　Allum；　I　say；　although　nominally　the　Emperor　of
  Delhi；　was　in　reality　the　slave　of　the　various　warlike　chieftains
  who　lorded　it　by　turns　over　the　country　and　the　sovereign；　until
  conquered　and　slain　by　some　more　successful　rebel。　　Chowder　Loll
  Masolgee；　Zubberdust　Khan；　Dowsunt　Row　Scindiah；　and　the　celebrated
  Bobbachy　Jung　Bahawder；　had　held　for　a　time　complete　mastery　in
  Delhi。　　The　second　of　these；　a　ruthless　Afghan　soldier；　had
  abruptly　entered　the　capital；　nor　was　he　ejected　from　it　until　he
  had　seized　upon　the　principal　jewels；　and　likewise　put　out　the　eyes
  of　the　last　of　the　unfortunate　family　of　Afrasiab。　　Scindiah　came
  to　the　rescue　of　the　sightless　Shah　Allum；　and　though　he　destroyed
  his　oppressor；　only　increased　his　slavery；　holding　him　in　as
  painful　a　bondage　as　he　had　suffered　under　the　tyrannous　Afghan。
  As　long　as　these　heroes　were　battling　among　themselves；　or　as　long
  rather　as　it　appeared　that　they　had　any　strength　to　fight　a　battle；
  the　British　Government；　ever　anxious　to　see　its　enemies　by　the
  ears；　by　no　means　interfered　in　the　contest。　　But　the　French
  Revolution　broke　out；　and　a　host　of　starving　sans…culottes　appeared
  among　the　various　Indian　States；　seeking　for　military　service；　and
  inflaming　the　minds　of　the　various　native　princes　against　the
  British　East　India　Company。　　A　number　of　these　entered　into
  Scindiah's　ranks：　one　of　them；　Perron；　was　commander　of　his　army；
  and　though　that　chief　was　as　yet　quite　engaged　in　his　hereditary
  quarrel　with　Jeswunt　Row　Holkar；　and　never　thought　of　an　invasion
  of　the　British　territory；　the　Company　all　of　a　sudden　discovered
  that　Shah　Allum；　his　sovereign；　was　shamefully　ill…used；　and
  determined　to　re…establish　the　ancient　splendor　of　his　throne。
  Of　course　it　was　sheer　benevolence　for　poor　Shah　Allum　that
  prompted　our　governors　to　take　these　kindly　measures　in　his　favor。
  I　don't　know　how　it　happened　that；　at　the　end　of　the　war；　the　poor
  Shah　was　not　a　whit　better　off　than　at　the　beginning；　and　that
  though　Holkar　was　beaten；　and　Scindiah　annihilated；　Shah　Allum　was
  much　such　a　puppet　as　before。　　Somehow；　in　the　hurry　and　confusion
  of　this　struggle；　the　oyster　remained　with　the　British　Government；
  who　had　so　kindly　offered　to　dress　it　for　the　Emperor；　while　his
  Majesty　was　obliged　to　be　contented　with　the　shell。
  The　force　encamped　at　Kanouge　bore　the　title　of　the　Grand　Army　of
  the　Ganges　and　the　Jumna；　it　consisted　of　eleven　regiments　of
  cavalry　and　twelve　battalions　of　infantry；　and　was　commanded　by
  General　Lake　in　person。
  Well；　on　the　1st　of　September　we　stormed　Perron's　camp　at　Allyghur；
  on　the　fourth　we　took　that　fortress　by　assault；　and　as　my　name　was
  mentioned　in　general　orders；　I　may　as　well　quote　the　Commander…in…
  Chief's　words　regarding　methey　will　spare　me　the　trouble　of
  composing　my　own　eulogium：
  〃The　Commander…in…Chief　is　proud　thus　publicly　to　declare　his　high
  sense　of　the　gallantry　of　Lieutenant　Gahagan；　of　the　　cavalry。
  In　the　storming　of　the　fortress；　although　unprovided　with　a　single
  ladder；　and　accompanied　but　by　a　few　brave　men；　Lieutenant　Gahagan
  succeeded　in　escalading　the　inner　and　fourteenth　wall　of　the　place。
  Fourteen　ditches　lined　with　sword…blades　and　poisoned　chevaux…de…
  frise；　fourteen　walls　bristling　with　innumerable　artillery　and　as
  smooth　as　looking…glasses；　were　in　turn　triumphantly　passed　by　that
  enterprising　officer。　　His　course　was　to　be　traced　by　the　heaps　of
  slaughtered　enemies　lying　thick　upon　the　platforms；　and　alas！　by
  the　corpses　of　most　of　the　gallant　men　who　followed　him！when　at
  length　he　effected　his　lodgment；　and　the　dastardly　enemy；　who　dared
  not　to　confront　him　with　arms；　let　loose　upon　him　the　tigers　and
  lions　of　Scindiah's　menagerie。　　This　meritorious　officer　destroyed；
  with　his　own　hand；　four　of　the　largest　and　most　ferocious　animals；
  and　the　rest；　awed　by　the　indomitable　majesty　of　BRITISH　VALOR；
  shrank　back　to　their　dens。　　Thomas　Higgory；　a　private；　and　Runty
  Goss；　havildar；　were　the　only　two　who　remained　out　of　the　nine
  hundred　who　followed　Lieutenant　Gahagan。　　Honor　to　them！　honor　and
  tears　for　the　brave　men　who　perished　on　that　awful　day！〃
  。　　　　　　　　。　　　　　　　　。　　　　　　　　。　　　　　　　　。　　　　　　　　。
  I　　have　copied　this；　word　for　word；　from　the　Bengal　Hurkaru　of
  September　24；　1803：　and　anybody　who　has　the　slightest　doubt　as　to
  the　statement；　may　refer　to　the　paper　itself。
  And　here　I　must　pause　to　give　thanks　to　Fortune；　which　so
  marvellously　preserved　me；　Sergeant…Major　Higgory；　and　Runty　Goss。
  Were　I　to　say　that　any　valor　of　ours　had　carried　us　unhurt　through
  this　tremendous　combat；　the　reader　would　laugh　me　to　scorn。　　No：
  though　my　narrative　is　extraordinary；　it　is　nevertheless　authentic；
  and　never；　never　would　I　sacrifice　truth　for　the　mere　sake　of
  effect。　　The　fact　is　this：the　citadel　of　Allyghur　is　situated
  upon　a　rock；　about　a　thousand　feet　above　the　level　of　the　sea；　and
  is　surrounded　by　fourteen　walls；　as　his　Excellency　was　good　enough
  to　remark　in　his　despatch。　　A　man　who　would　mount　these　without
  scaling…ladders；　is　an　ass；　he　who　would　SAY　he　mounted　them
  without　such　assistance；　is　a　liar　and　a　knave。　　We　HAD　scaling…
  ladders　at　the　commencement　of　the　assault；　although　it　was　quite
  impossible　to　carry　them　beyond　the　first　line　of　batteries。
  Mounted　on　them；　however；　as　our　troops　were　falling　thick　about
  me；　I　saw　that　we　must　ignominiously　retreat；　unless　some　other
  help　could　be　found　for　our　brave　fellows　to　escalade　the　next
  wall。　　It　was　about　seventy　feet　high。　　I　instantly　turned　the　guns
  of　wall　A　on　wall　B；　and　peppered　the　latter　so　as　to　make；　not　a
  breach；　but　a　scaling　place；　the　men　mounting　in　the　holes　made　by
  the　shot。　　By　this　simple　stratagem；　I　managed　to　pass　each
  successive　barrierfor　to　ascend　a　wall　which　the　General　was
  pleased　to　call　〃as　smooth　as　glass〃　is　an　absurd　impossibility：　I
  seek　to　achieve　none　such：
  〃I　dare　do　all　that　may　become　a　man；
  Who　dares　do　more；　is　neither　more　nor　less。〃
  Of　course；　had　the　enemy's　guns　been　commonly　well　served；　not　one
  of　us　would　ever　have　been　alive　out　of　the　three；　but　whether　it
  was　owin