第 7 节
作者:老是不进球      更新:2024-04-07 11:51      字数:9322
  infatuated   proprietors;   I   never   could   understand;   but   so   it   was;   he   even
  engrossed the chief part of the conversation; which after any lull seemed
  to veer round to him by a sort of natural law。
  I   had   to   endure   a   long   biographical   sketch   of   him;what   a   society
  paper would call an 〃anecdotal photo;〃and each fresh anecdote seemed
  to me to exhibit the depraved malignity of the beast in a more glaring light;
  and render the doting admiration of the family more astounding than ever。
  〃Did   you   tell   Mr。   Weatherhead;   Lily;   about   Bingo〃   (Bingo   was   the
  poodle's preposterous name) 〃and Tacks? No? Oh; I /must/ tell him that;
  it'll make him laugh。 Tacks is our gardener down in the village (d' ye know
  Tacks?)。 Well; Tacks   was   up here   the   other   day;   nailing up some   trellis…
  work at the top of a ladder; and all the time there was Master Bingo sitting
  quietly at the foot of it looking on; wouldn't leave it on any account。 Tacks
  said he was quite company for him。 Well; at last; when Tacks had finished
  and   was   coming   down;   what   do   you   thing   that   rascal   there   did?   Just
  sneaked quietly up behind and nipped him in both calves and ran off。 Been
  looking out for that the whole time! Ha; ha!deep that; eh?〃
  I   agreed;   with    an  inward     shudder;   that   it   was   very   deep;   thinking
  privately   that;   if   this   was   a   specimen   of   Bingo's   usual   treatment   of   the
  natives;   it   would   be   odd   if   he   did   not   find   himself   deeper   still   before
  probably /just/ beforehe died。
  〃Poor; faithful old doggie!〃 murmured Mrs。 Currie; 〃he thought Tacks
  was a nasty burglar; didn't he? He wasn't going to see master robbed was
  he?〃
  〃Capital   house…dog;   sir;〃   struck   in   the   colonel。   〃Gad;   I   shall   never
  forget   how   he   made   poor   Heavisides   run   for   it   the   other   day!   Ever   met
  Heavisides of the Bombay Fusileers? Well; Heavisides was staying here;
  and the dog met him one morning as he was coming down from the bath…
  room。 Didn't recognise him in 'pajamas' and a dressing…gown; of course;
  and made at him。 He kept poor old Heavisides outside the landing window
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  on top of the cistern for a quarter of an hour; till I had to come and raise
  the siege!〃
  Such were the stories of that abandoned dog's blunderheaded ferocity
  to which I was forced to listen; while all the time the brute sat opposite me
  on the hearth…rug; blinking at me from under his shaggy mane with his evil;
  bleared eyes; and deliberating where he would have me when I rose to go。
  This    was   the   beginning    of   an  intimacy    which     soon   displaced    all
  ceremony。 It was very pleasant to go in there after dinner; even to sit with
  the    colonel   over   his   claret;  and   hear   more    stories   about    Bingo;    for
  afterward I could go into the pretty drawing…room and take my tea from
  Lilian's hands; and listen while she played Schubert to us in the summer
  twilight。
  The poodle was always in the way; to be sure; but even his ugly black
  head seemed to lose some of its ugliness and ferocity when Lilian laid her
  pretty hand on it。
  On the whole; I think that the Currie family were well disposed toward
  me;   the   colonel   considering   me   as   a   harmless   specimen   of   the   average
  eligible young man;which I certainly was;and Mrs。 Currie showing me
  favour for my mother's sake; for whom she had taken a strong liking。
  As for Lilian; I believed I saw that she soon suspected the state of my
  feelings toward her; and was not displeased by it。 I looked forward with
  some hopefulness to a day when I could declare myself with no fear of a
  repulse。
  But it was a serious obstacle in my path that I could not secure Bingo's
  good     opinion     on   any    terms。   The    family    would     often   lament     this
  pathetically themselves。 〃You see;〃 Mrs。 Currie would observe in apology;
  〃Bingo is a dog that does not attach himself easily to strangers〃though;
  for that matter; I thought he   was unpleasantly ready to attach himself  to
  /me/。
  I did try hard to conciliate him。 I brought him propitiatory buns; which
  was   weak   and   ineffectual;   as   he   ate   them  with   avidity;   and   hated   me   as
  bitterly as ever; for he had conceived from the first a profound contempt
  for   me;   and   a   distrust   which   no   blandishments   of   mine   could   remove。
  Looking back now; I am inclined to think it was a prophetic instinct that
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  warned him of what was to come upon him through my instrumentality。
  Only his approbation was wanting to establish for me a firm footing
  with   the   Curries;   and   perhaps   determine   Lilian's   wavering   heart   in   my
  direction;   but;  though   I  wooed   that   inflexible poodle  with   an   assiduity  I
  blush to remember; he remained obstinately firm。
  Still; day by day; Lilian's treatment of me was more encouraging; day
  by day I gained in the esteem of her uncle and aunt; I began to hope that
  soon I should be able to disregard canine influence altogether。
  Now there was one inconvenience about our villa (besides its flavour
  of suicide) which it is necessary to mention here。 By common consent all
  the cats   of  the   neighbourhood   had   selected   our   garden   for  their   evening
  reunions。 I fancy that a tortoise…shell kitchen cat of ours must have been a
  sort   of   leader   of   local   feline   societyI   know   she   was   〃at   home;〃   with
  music and recitations; on most evenings。
  My poor mother found this to interfere with her after…dinner nap; and
  no wonder; for if a cohort of ghosts had been 〃shrieking and squealing;〃 as
  Calpurnia puts it; in our back garden; or it had been fitted up as a creche
  for a nursery of goblin infants in the agonies of teething; the noise could
  not possibly have been more unearthly。
  We   sought   for  some   means   of   getting   rid   of the  nuisance:   there   was
  poison; of course; but we thought it would have an invidious appearance;
  and   even     lead  to  legal   difficulties;   if   each   dawn   were   to   discover    an
  assortment of cats expiring in hideous convulsions in various parts of the
  same garden。
  Firearms   too   were   open   to   objection;   and   would   scarcely   assist   my
  mother's slumbers; so for some time we were at a loss for a remedy。 At last;
  one day; walking down the Strand; I chanced to see (in an evil hour) what
  struck   me   as   the   very   thing:   it   was   an   air…gun   of   superior   construction;
  displayed in a gunsmith's window。 I went in at once; purchased it; and took
  it   home   in   triumph;   it   would   be   noiseless;   and   would   reduce   the   local
  average of cats without scandal;one or two examples;and feline fashion
  would soon migrate to a more secluded spot。
  I lost no time in putting this to the proof。 That same evening I lay in
  wait   after   dusk   at   the   study   window;   protecting   my   mother's   repose。 As
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  soon as I heard the long…drawn wail; the preliminary sputter; and the wild
  stampede that followed; I let fly in the direction of the sound。 I suppose I
  must have something of the national sporting instinct in me; for my blood
  was tingling with excitement; but the feline constitution assimilates lead
  without serious inconvenience; and I began to fear that no trophy would
  remain to bear witness to my marksmanship。
  But   all   at   once   I   made   out   a   dark;   indistinct   form   slinking   in   from
  behind the bushes。 I waited till it crossed a belt of light which streamed
  from the back kitchen below me; and then I took careful aim and pulled
  the trigger。
  This time at least I had not failed; there was a smothered yell; a rustle;
  and   then   silence   again。   I   ran   out   with   the   calm   pride   of   a   successful
  revenge to bring in the body of my victim; and I found underneath a laurel
  no   predatory   tom…cat;   but   (as   the   discerning   reader   will   no   doubt   have
  foreseen long since) the quivering carcass of the colonel's black poodle!
  I   intend   to   set   down   here   the   exact   unvarnished   truth;   and   I   confess
  that at first; when I knew what I had done; I was /not/ sorry。 I was quite
  innocent of any intention of doing it; but I felt no regret。 I even laughed
  madman that I wasat