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作者:老是不进球      更新:2024-04-07 11:51      字数:9322
  this; yet here he was; hounding me out of the club! That evening I dined
  (as   the   saying   is)   at   a   restaurant;   where   no   sauce   was   served   with   the
  asparagus。 Furthermore; as if that were not triumph enough for William;
  his doleful face came between me and every dish; and I seemed to see his
  wife dying to annoy me。
  I dined next   day at   the club   for self…preservation;  taking; however;  a
  table   in   the   middle   of   the   room;   and   engaging   a   waiter   who   had   once
  nearly poisoned me by not interfering when I put two lumps of sugar into
  my coffee instead of one; which is my allowance。 But no William came to
  me to acknowledge his humiliation; and by…and…by I became aware that he
  was not in the room。 Suddenly the thought struck me that his wife must be
  dead; and I It was the worst cooked and the worst served dinner I ever
  had in the club。
  I tried the smoking…room。 Usually the talk there is entertaining; but on
  that occasion it was so frivolous that I did not remain five minutes。 In the
  card…room      a  member      told  me    excitedly    that  a  policeman     had   spoken
  rudely to him; and my strange comment was:
  〃After all; it is a small matter。〃
  In the library; where I   had not been for   years; I found two   members
  asleep; and; to my surprise; William on a ladder dusting books。
  〃You have not heard; sir?〃 he said; in answer to my raised eyebrows。
  Descending the ladder; he whispered tragically: 〃It was last evening; sir。 I…
  …I lost my head; and Iswore at a member。〃
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  I stepped back   from William;  and glanced apprehensively  at the two
  members。 They still slept。
  〃I hardly knew;〃 William went on; 〃what I was doing all day yesterday;
  for I had left my wife so weakly that〃
  I stamped my foot。
  〃I beg your pardon for speaking of her;〃 he had the grace to say; 〃but I
  couldn't help slipping up to the window often yesterday to look for Jenny;
  and when she did come; and I saw she was crying; itit sort of confused
  me; and I didn't know right; sir; what I was doing。 I hit against a member;
  Mr。 Myddleton Finch; and hehe jumped and swore at me。 Well; sir; I had
  just touched him after all; and I was so miserable; it a kind of stung me to
  be   treated   likelike   that;   and   me   a   man   as   well   as   him;   and   I   lost   my
  senses; andand I swore back。〃
  William's   shamed   head   sank       on   his   chest;   but  I   even   let   pass  his
  insolence in likening himself to a member of the club; so afraid was I of
  the sleepers waking and detecting me in talk with a waiter。
  〃For the love of God;〃 William cried; with coarse emotion; 〃don't let
  them dismiss me!〃
  〃Speak lower!〃 I said。 〃Who sent you here?〃
  〃I was turned out of the dining…room at once; and told to attend to the
  library   until   they   had   decided   what   to   do   with   me。   Oh;   sir;   I'll   lose   my
  place!〃
  He    was    blubbering;     as  if  a  change    of   waiters;   was    a  matter    of
  importance。
  〃This is very bad; William;〃 I said。 〃I fear I can do nothing for you。〃
  〃Have mercy on a distracted man!〃 he entreated。 〃I'll go on my knees
  to Mr。 Myddleton Finch。〃
  How   could   I   but   despise   a   fellow   who   would   be   thus   abject   for   a
  pound a week?
  〃I   dare   not   tell   her;〃   he   continued;   〃that   I   have   lost   my   place。   She
  would just fall back and die。〃
  〃I forbade your speaking of your wife;〃 I said; sharply; 〃unless you can
  speak pleasantly of her。〃
  〃But she may be worse now; sir; and I cannot even see Jenny from here。
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  The library windows look to the back。〃
  〃If she dies;〃 I said; 〃it will be a warning to you to marry a stronger
  woman next time。〃
  Now every one knows that there is little real affection among the lower
  orders。 As soon as they have lost one mate they take another。 Yet William;
  forgetting our relative positions; drew himself up and raised his fist; and if
  I had not stepped back I swear he would have struck me。
  The     highly    improper     words     William     used    I  will   omit;   out   of
  consideration for him。 Even while he was apologising for them I retired to
  the smoking…room; where I found the cigarettes so badly rolled that they
  would   not   keep   alight。 After   a   little   I   remembered   that   I   wanted   to   see
  Myddleton Finch about an improved saddle of which a friend of his has
  the patent。 He was in the newsroom; and; having questioned him about the
  saddle; I said:
  〃By   the   way;   what   is   this   story   about   your   swearing   at   one   of   the
  waiters?〃
  〃You     mean    about    his  swearing     at  me;〃   Myddleton      Finch    replied;
  reddening。
  〃I am glad that was it;〃 I said; 〃for I could not believe you guilty of
  such bad form。〃
  〃If I did swear〃 he was beginning; but I went on:
  〃The version which has reached me was that you swore at him; and he
  repeated the word。 I heard he was to be dismissed and you reprimanded。〃
  〃Who told you that?〃 asked Myddleton Finch; who is a timid man。
  〃I   forget;   it  is  club   talk;〃  I  replied;   lightly。  〃But    of  course    the
  committee   will   take   your   word。  The   waiter;   whichever   one   he   is;   richly
  deserves his dismissal for insulting you without provocation。〃
  Then     our   talk  returned    to  the   saddle;   but   Myddleton      Finch    was
  abstracted; and presently he said:
  〃Do you know; I fancy I was wrong in thinking that the waiter swore at
  me; and I'll withdraw my charge to…morrow。〃
  Myddleton Finch then left me; and; sitting alone; I realised that I had
  been     doing    William     a  service。    To   some    slight   extent    I  may    have
  intentionally helped him to retain his place in the club; and I now see the
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  reason; which was that he alone knows precisely to what extent I like my
  claret heated。
  For a mere second I remembered William's remark that he should not
  be    able   to  see   the  girl  Jenny    from    the   library   windows。     Then    this
  recollection drove from my head that I had only dined in the sense that my
  dinner…bill was paid。 Returning to the dining…room; I happened to take my
  chair at the window; and while I was eating a deviled kidney I saw in the
  street the girl whose nods had such an absurd effect on William。
  The children of the poor are as thoughtless as their parents; and this
  Jenny did not sign to the windows in the hope that William might see her;
  though   she   could   not   see   him。   Her   face;   which   was   disgracefully   dirty;
  bore doubt and dismay on it; but whether she brought good news it would
  not   tell。   Somehow   I   had   expected   her   to   signal   when   she   saw   me;   and;
  though her message could not interest me; I was in the mood in which one
  is   irritated   at   that   not   taking   place   which   he   is   awaiting。   Ultimately   she
  seemed to be making up her mind to go away。
  A boy was passing with the evening papers; and I hurried out to get
  one;    rather    thoughtlessly;    for   we    have    all  the   papers    in  the   club。
  Unfortunately; I misunderstood the direction the boy had taken; but round
  the first corner (out of sight of the club windows) I saw the girl Jenny; and
  so asked her how William's wife was。
  〃Did he send you to me?〃 she replied; impertinently taking me for a
  waiter。 〃My!〃 she added; after a second scrutiny; 〃I b'lieve you're one of
  them。 His missis is a bit better; and I was to tell him as she took all the
  tapiocar。〃
  〃How could you tell him?〃 I asked。
  〃I was to do like this;〃 she replied; and went through the supping of
  something out of a plate in dumb…show。
  〃That would not show she ate all the tapioca;〃 I said。
  〃But I was to end like this;〃 she answered; licking an imaginary plate
  with her tongue。
  I   gave   her   a   shilling   (to   get   rid   of   her);   and   returned   to   the   club
  disgusted。
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  Later   in   the   evening   I   had   to   go   to   the   club   library   for   a   book;   and
  while William was looking in vain for it (I had forgotten the title) I said to
  him:
  〃By the way; William; Mr。  Myddleton Fin