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作者:生在秋天      更新:2023-05-17 13:24      字数:9322
  trained singer; and as most of them have fair voices; the general effect is
  striking。
  Although   the   manner   may   be   suggestive   of   the   singing   of   hymns   in
  church;   the   words   of   the   songs   are   occasionally   such   as   to   correct   this
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  impression。      But whether it be a patriotic song; a sentimental ballad; or a
  ditty of a nature that would shock the average young Englishman; all are
  sung through with stern earnestness; without a laugh; without a false note。
  At the end; the chairman calls 〃Prosit!〃            Everyone answers 〃Prosit!〃 and
  the next moment every glass is empty。             The pianist rises and bows; and is
  bowed to in return; and then the Fraulein enters to refill the glasses。
  Between the songs; toasts are proposed and responded to; but there is
  little cheering; and less laughter。        Smiles and grave nods of approval are
  considered as more seeming among German students。
  A  particular   toast;   called   a   Salamander;  accorded   to   some   guest   as   a
  special distinction; is drunk with exceptional solemnity。
  〃We     will  now;〃    says   the  chairman;     〃a  Salamander      rub〃    (〃Einen
  Salamander reiben〃)。         We all rise; and stand like a regiment at attention。
  〃Is   the   stuff  prepared?〃      (〃Sind    die   stoffe  parat?〃)    demands     the
  chairman。
  〃Sunt;〃 we answer; with one voice。
  〃Ad exercitium Salamandri;〃 says the chairman; and we are ready。
  〃Eins!〃     We rub our glasses with a circular motion on the table。
  〃Zwei!〃     Again the glasses growl; also at 〃Drei!〃
  〃Drink!〃     (〃Bibite!〃)
  And with mechanical unison every glass is emptied and held on high。
  〃Eins!〃 says the chairman。         The foot of every empty glass twirls upon
  the table; producing a sound as of the dragging back of a stony beach by a
  receding wave。
  〃Zwei!〃      The roll swells and sinks again。
  〃Drei!〃     The glasses strike the table with a single crash; and we are in
  our seats again。
  The sport at the Kneipe is for two students to insult each other (in play;
  of   course);   and   to   then   challenge   each   other   to   a   drinking   duel。 An
  umpire is appointed; two huge glasses are filled; and the men sit opposite
  each other   with   their   hands upon   the handles;   all   eyes   fixed upon   them。
  The  umpire   gives the   word   to   go;   and   in   an   instant   the beer  is   gurgling
  down their throats。 The man who bangs his perfectly finished glass upon
  the table first is victor。
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  Strangers   who   are   going   through   a   Kneipe;   and   who   wish   to   do   the
  thing in German style; will do well; before commencing proceedings; to
  pin   their   name   and   address   upon   their   coats。     The   German   student   is
  courtesy itself; and whatever his own state may be; he will see to it that; by
  some   means   or   another;   his   guest   gets   safely   home   before   the   morning。
  But; of course; he cannot be expected to remember addresses。
  A story was told me of three guests to a Berlin Kneipe which might
  have     had   tragic   results。    The     strangers    determined      to   do   the  thing
  thoroughly。      They   explained       their   intention;   and   were    applauded;     and
  each    proceeded      to  write   his  address    upon    his   card;  and   pin   it  to  the
  tablecloth in front of him。         That was the mistake they made。 They should;
  as   I   have   advised;   have   pinned   it   carefully   to   their   coats。 A  man   may
  change his place at a table; quite unconsciously he may come out the other
  side of it; but wherever he goes he takes his coat with him。
  Some   time   in   the   small   hours;   the   chairman   suggested   that   to   make
  things more comfortable for those still upright; all the gentlemen unable to
  keep their heads off the table should be sent home。 Among those to whom
  the proceedings had become uninteresting were the three Englishmen。                         It
  was decided to put them into a cab in charge of a comparatively speaking
  sober     student;   and   return   them。    Had    they   retained   their  original    seats
  throughout the evening all would have been well; but; unfortunately; they
  had   gone   walking   about;   and   which   gentleman   belonged   to   which   card
  nobody   knew   least   of   all   the   guests   themselves。     In   the   then   state   of
  general     cheerfulness;     this  did   not  to  anybody      appear    to  much    matter。
  There were three gentlemen and three addresses。                  I suppose the idea was
  that   even   if   a   mistake   were   made;  the   parties   could be   sorted out in   the
  morning。        Anyhow;       the   three   gentlemen      were    put   into   a   cab;   the
  comparatively speaking sober student took the three cards in his hand; and
  the party started amid the cheers and good wishes of the company。
  There is this advantage about German beer:                 it does not make a man
  drunk   as   the   word   drunk   is   understood   in   England。       There   is   nothing
  objectionable about him; he is simply tired。              He does not want to talk; he
  wants to be let alone; to go to sleep; it does not matter whereanywhere。
  The conductor of the party stopped his cab at the nearest address。 He
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  took out his worst case; it was a natural instinct to get rid of that first。           He
  and the cabman carried it upstairs; and rang the bell of the Pension。                    A
  sleepy porter answered it。         They carried their burden in; and looked for a
  place   to   drop   it。 A  bedroom  door   happened   to   be   open;   the   room   was
  empty; could anything be better?… …they took it in there。              They relieved it
  of such things as came off easily; and laid it in the bed。             This done; both
  men; pleased with themselves; returned to the cab。
  At the next address they stopped again。            This time; in answer to their
  summons; a lady appeared; dressed in a tea gown; with a book in her hand。
  The German student looked at the top one of two cards remaining in his
  hand;    and   enquired    if  he  had   the   pleasure   of  addressing     Frau   Y。   It
  happened that he   had; though so   far as any  pleasure was concerned  that
  appeared   to   be   entirely   on   his   side。   He   explained   to   Frau   Y。   that   the
  gentleman at that moment asleep against the wall was her husband。                     The
  reunion moved her to no enthusiasm; she simply opened the bedroom door;
  and then walked away。          The cabman and the student took him in; and laid
  him on the bed。        They did not trouble to undress him; they were feeling
  tired! They did not see the lady of the house again; and retired therefore
  without adieus。
  The last card was that of a bachelor stopping at an hotel。               They took
  their last man; therefore; to that hotel; passed him over to the night porter;
  and left him。
  To return to the address at which the first delivery was made; what had
  happened there was this。         Some eight hours previously had said Mr。 X。 to
  Mrs。   X。:    〃I   think   I   told   you;   my   dear;   that   I   had   an   invitation   for   this
  evening to what; I believe; is called a Kneipe?〃
  〃You did mention something of the sort;〃 replied Mrs。 X。                 〃What is a
  Kneipe?〃
  〃Well; it's a sort of bachelor party; my dear; where the students meet to
  sing and talk andand smoke; and all that sort of thing; you know。〃
  〃Oh; well; I hope you will enjoy yourself!〃 said Mrs。 X。; who was a
  nice woman and sensible。
  〃It will be interesting;〃 observed Mr。 X。          〃I have often had a curiosity
  to see one。     I may;〃 continued Mr。 X。;〃I mean it is possible; that I may
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  be home a little late。〃
  〃What do you call late?〃 asked Mrs。 X。
  〃It   is   somewhat   difficult   to   say;〃   returned   Mr。   X。  〃You   see   these
  students;   they   are   a   wild   lot;   and   when   they   get   togetherAnd   then;   I
  believe; a good many toasts are drunk。            I don't know how it will affect me。
  If I can see an opportunity I shall come away early; that is if I can do so
  without givin