第 43 节
作者:生在秋天      更新:2023-05-17 13:24      字数:9322
  of hours; and dried ourselves and fed ourselves; and talked about the view;
  and just before we left an incident occurred that shows how much more
  stirring   in   this   world   are   the   influences   of   evil   compared   with   those   of
  good。
  A traveller entered。      He seemed a careworn man。             He carried a brick
  in his hand; tied to a piece of rope。          He entered nervously and hurriedly;
  closed the door carefully behind him; saw to it that it was fastened; peered
  out of the window long and earnestly; and then; with a sigh of relief; laid
  his brick upon the bench beside him and called for food and drink。
  There     was    something     mysterious      about   the   whole     affair。   One
  wondered what he was going to do with the brick; why he had closed the
  door so carefully; why he had looked so anxiously from the window; but
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  his    aspect   was    too   wretched     to   invite   conversation;      and   we    forbore;
  therefore;   to   ask   him   questions。       As   he   ate   and   drank   he   grew   more
  cheerful;     sighed    less   often。    Later    he   stretched    his   legs;   lit  an  evil…
  smelling cigar; and puffed in calm contentment。
  Then      it  happened。       It   happened      too    suddenly     for   any    detailed
  explanation of the thing to be possible。             I recollect a Fraulein entering the
  room   from   the   kitchen   with   a   pan   in   her   hand。   I   saw   her   cross   to   the
  outer door。       The next   moment the whole room  was in an   uproar。                    One
  was     reminded     of   those   pantomime       transformation      scenes    where;     from
  among floating clouds; slow music; waving flowers; and reclining fairies;
  one is suddenly transported into the midst of shouting policemen tumbling
  yelling     babies;    swells    fighting     pantaloons;      sausages     and    harlequins;
  buttered slides and clowns。           As the Fraulein of the pan touched the door it
  flew   open;   as   though   all   the   spirits   of   sin   had   been   pressed   against   it;
  waiting。      Two   pigs   and   a   chicken   rushed   into   the   room;   a   cat   that   had
  been   sleeping   on   a   beer…barrel   spluttered   into   fiery   life。     The   Fraulein
  threw her pan into the air and lay down on the floor。                 The gentleman with
  the brick sprang to his feet; upsetting the table before him with everything
  upon it。
  One looked to see the cause of this disaster:              one discovered it at once
  in the person of   a mongrel terrier   with pointed ears   and a squirrel's tail。
  The landlord rushed out from another door; and attempted to kick him out
  of the room。       Instead; he kicked one of the pigs; the fatter of the two。                 It
  was a vigorous; well…planted kick; and the pig got the whole of it; none of
  it   was   wasted。     One   felt   sorry   for   the   poor   animal;   but   no   amount   of
  sorrow anyone else might feel for him could compare with the sorrow he
  felt for himself。      He stopped running about; he sat down in the middle of
  the room; and appealed to the solar system generally to observe this unjust
  thing that had come upon him。               They must have heard his complaint in
  the valleys round about; and have wondered what upheaval of nature was
  taking place among the hills。
  As   for   the   hen   it   scuttled;   screaming;   every   way   at   once。   It   was   a
  marvellous   bird:       it   seemed   to   be   able   to   run   up   a   straight   wall   quite
  easily; and it and the cat between them fetched down mostly everything
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  that was not already on the floor。            In less than forty seconds there were
  nine people in that room; all trying to kick one dog。                 Possibly; now and
  again; one or another may have succeeded; for occasionally the dog would
  stop     barking    in   order    to  howl。      But    it  did    not   discourage     him。
  Everything has to be paid for; he evidently argued; even a pig and chicken
  hunt; and; on the whole; the game was worth it。
  Besides;   he   had   the   satisfaction   of   observing   that;   for   every   kick   he
  received;     most    other   living  things    in  the  room    got   two。    As    for  the
  unfortunate pigthe stationary one; the one that still sat lamenting in the
  centre of the roomhe must have averaged a steady four。                   Trying to kick
  this   dog   was   like   playing   football   with   a   ball   that   was   never   therenot
  when you went to kick it; but after you had started to kick it; and had gone
  too far to stop yourself; so that the kick had to go on in any case; your only
  hope being that your foot would find something or another solid to stop it;
  and   so   save   you   from   sitting   down   on   the   floor   noisily   and   completely。
  When anybody did kick the dog it was by pure accident; when they were
  not   expecting   to   kick   him;   and;   generally   speaking;   this   took   them   so
  unawares   that;   after   kicking   him;   they   fell   over   him。    And   everybody;
  every half…minute; would be certain to fall over the pig the sitting pig; the
  one incapable of getting out of anybody's way。
  How long the scrimmage might have lasted it is impossible to say。 It
  was ended by the judgment of George。                For a while he had been seeking
  to catch; not the dog but the remaining pig; the one still capable of activity。
  Cornering it at last; he persuaded it to cease running round and round the
  room; and instead to take a spin outside。              It shot through the door with
  one long wail。
  We   always   desire   the   thing   we   have   not。   One   pig;   a   chicken;   nine
  people; and a cat; were as nothing in that dog's opinion compared with the
  quarry  that   was   disappearing。       Unwisely;   he   darted   after   it;   and   George
  closed the door upon him and shot the bolt。
  Then the landlord stood up; and surveyed all the things that were lying
  on the floor。
  〃That's a playful dog of yours;〃 said he to the man who had come in
  with the brick。
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  〃He is not my dog;〃 replied the man sullenly。
  〃Whose dog is it then?〃 said the landlord。
  〃I don't know whose dog it is;〃 answered the man。
  〃That   won't   do   for   me;   you   know;〃   said   the   landlord;   picking   up   a
  picture of the German Emperor; and wiping beer from it with his sleeve。
  〃I   know   it   won't;〃   replied   the   man;   〃I   never   expected   it   would。   I'm
  tired of telling people it isn't my dog。         They none of them believe me。〃
  〃What do you want to go about with him for; if he's not your dog?〃
  said the landlord。       〃What's the attraction about him?〃
  〃I don't go about with him;〃 replied the man; 〃he goes about with me。
  He picked me up this morning at ten o'clock; and he won't leave me。                         I
  thought I had got rid of him when I came in here。                I left him busy killing
  a   duck   more   than   a   quarter   of   an   hour   away。   I'll   have   to   pay  for   that;   I
  expect; on my way back。〃
  〃Have you tried throwing stones at him?〃 asked Harris。
  〃Have       I   tried   throwing       stones    at   him!〃     replied     the    man;
  contemptuously。         〃I've   been   throwing   stones   at   him   till   my   arm   aches
  with throwing stones; and he thinks it's a game; and brings them back to
  me。     I've been carrying this beastly brick about with me for over an hour;
  in the hope of being able to drown him; but he never comes near enough
  for me to get hold of him。           He just sits six inches out of reach with his
  mouth open; and looks at me。〃
  〃It's the funniest story I've heard for a long while;〃 said the landlord。
  〃Glad it amuses somebody;〃 said the man。
  We   left   him   helping   the   landlord   to   pick   up   the   broken   things;   and
  went our  way。       A  dozen   yards   outside the   door  the  faithful   animal   was
  waiting     for   his   friend。    He    looked     tired;  but   contented。      He     was
  evidently   a   dog   of   strange   and   sudden   fancies;   and   we   feared   for   the
  moment       lest  he  might    take   a  liking   to  us。   But    he  let  us  pass   with
  indifference。      His loyalty to this unresponsive man was touching; and we
  made no atte