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作者:沸点123      更新:2023-05-17 13:23      字数:9322
  for B flat; the lump of coal was thrown by the sinful man from one of the
  windows; and that it went down the wait's throat and choked him。〃
  〃You     want   to  be   a  good    shot;  but   it  is  certainly  worth    trying;〃
  murmured Mr。 Coombes thoughtfully。
  〃But   that   was   not   his   only  crime;   alas!〃   added   my  uncle。 〃Prior   to
  that he had killed a solo cornet…player。〃
  〃No!     Is that really a fact?〃 exclaimed Mr。 Coombes。
  〃Of   course   it's   a   fact;〃   answered   my   uncle   testily;   〃at   all   events;   as
  much a fact as you can expect to get in a case of this sort。
  〃How      very   captious    you    are   this  evening。     The     circumstantial
  evidence   was   overwhelming。         The   poor     fellow;   the   cornet…player;   had
  been   in   the  neighbourhood   barely  a   month。      Old   Mr。   Bishop;   who   kept
  the 'Jolly Sand Boys' at the time; and from whom I had the story; said he
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  had never known a   more hard…working   and energetic   solo   cornet…player。
  He; the cornet…player; only knew two tunes; but Mr。 Bishop said that the
  man could not have played with more vigour; or for more hours in a day; if
  he had known forty。        The two tunes he did play were 〃Annie Laurie〃 and
  〃Home;   Sweet   Home〃;   and   as   regarded   his   performance   of   the   former
  melody;   Mr。   Bishop   said   that   a   mere   child   could   have   told   what   it   was
  meant for。
  〃This musicianthis poor; friendless artist used to come regularly and
  play in this street just opposite for two hours every evening。 One evening
  he   was   seen;   evidently  in   response   to   an   invitation;   going   into   this   very
  house; BUT WAS NEVER SEEN COMING OUT OF IT!〃
  〃Did the   townsfolk   try  offering   any  reward   for   his   recovery?〃   asked
  Mr。 Coombes。
  〃Not a ha'penny;〃 replied my uncle。
  〃Another summer;〃 continued my uncle; 〃a German band visited here;
  intendingso they announced on their arrivalto stay till the autumn。
  〃On the second day from their arrival; the whole company; as fine and
  healthy a body of men as one could wish to see; were invited to dinner by
  this   sinful   man;   and;   after   spending   the   whole   of   the   next   twenty…four
  hours in bed; left the town a broken and dyspeptic crew; the parish doctor;
  who had attended them; giving it as his opinion that it was doubtful if they
  would; any of them; be fit to play an air again。〃
  〃Youyou don't know the recipe; do you?〃 asked Mr。 Coombes。
  〃Unfortunately I do not;〃   replied my uncle;   〃but the chief ingredient
  was said to have been railway refreshment…room pork…pie。
  〃I forget the man's other crimes;〃 my uncle went on; 〃I used to know
  them   all   at   one   time;   but   my   memory   is   not   what   it   was。 I   do   not;
  however; believe I am doing his memory an injustice in believing that he
  was not entirely unconnected with the death; and subsequent burial; of a
  gentleman who used to play the harp with his toes; and that neither was he
  altogether unresponsible for the lonely grave of an unknown stranger who
  had   once   visited   the   neighbourhood;   an   Italian   peasant   lad;   a   performer
  upon the barrel… organ。
  〃Every Christmas Eve;〃 said my uncle; cleaving with low impressive
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  tones the strange awed silence that; like a shadow; seemed to have slowly
  stolen into and settled down upon the room; 〃the ghost of this sinful man
  haunts the Blue Chamber; in this very house。 There; from midnight until
  cock…crow;   amid   wild   muffled   shrieks   and   groans   and   mocking   laughter
  and the ghostly sound of horrid blows; it does fierce phantom fight with
  the   spirits   of   the   solo   cornet…   player   and   the   murdered   wait;   assisted   at
  intervals;    by   the  shades   of  the   German     band;   while    the  ghost   of  the
  strangled   harpist   plays   mad   ghostly   melodies   with   ghostly   toes   on   the
  ghost of a broken harp。
  Uncle said the Blue Chamber was comparatively useless as a sleeping…
  apartment on Christmas Eve。
  〃Hark!〃 said uncle; raising a warning hand towards the ceiling; while
  we held our breath; and listened; 〃Hark!             I believe they are at it nowin
  the BLUE CHAMBER!〃
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  THE BLUE CHAMBER
  I rose up; and said that I would sleep in the Blue Chamber。
  Before I tell you my own story; howeverthe story of what happened
  in the Blue ChamberI would wish to preface it with …
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  A PERSONAL EXPLANATION
  I feel a good deal of hesitation about telling you this story of my own。
  You see it is not a story like the other stories that I have been telling you;
  or rather that Teddy Biffles; Mr。 Coombes; and my uncle have been telling
  you:     it is a true story。    It is not a story told by a person sitting round a
  fire on   Christmas Eve;  drinking   whisky punch:              it   is   a record   of   events
  that actually happened。
  Indeed; it is not a 'story' at all; in the commonly accepted meaning of
  the word:      it is a report。    It is; I feel; almost out of place in a book of this
  kind。    It is more suitable to a biography; or an English history。
  There   is   another   thing   that   makes   it   difficult   for   me   to   tell   you   this
  story; and that is; that it is all about myself。            In telling you this story;  I
  shall have to keep on talking about myself; and talking about ourselves is
  what   we   modern…day   authors   have   a   strong   objection   to   doing。        If   we
  literary men of the new school have one praiseworthy yearning more ever
  present to our minds than another it is the yearning never to appear in the
  slightest degree egotistical。
  I   myself;   so   I   am   told;   carry   this   coynessthis   shrinking   reticence
  concerning anything connected with my own personality; almost too far;
  and people grumble at me because of it。              People come to me and say …
  〃Well; now; why don't you talk about yourself a bit?                 That's what we
  want to read about。        Tell us something about yourself。〃
  But   I   have   always   replied;   〃No。〃    It   is   not   that   I   do   not   think   the
  subject an interesting one。          I cannot myself conceive of any topic more
  likely to prove fascinating to the world as a whole; or at all events to the
  cultured portion of it。       But I will not do it; on principle。          It is inartistic;
  and it sets a bad example to the younger men。                  Other writers (a few of
  them) do it; I know; but I will notnot as a rule。
  Under   ordinary   circumstances;   therefore;   I   should   not   tell   you   this
  story at all。    I should say to myself; 〃No!           It is a good story; it is a moral
  story;  it   is   a   strange;  weird;  enthralling   sort   of   a   story;   and   the public;   I
  know; would like to hear it; and I should like to tell it to them; but it is all
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  about   myselfabout   what   I   said;   and   what   I   saw;   and   what   I   did;   and   I
  cannot   do   it。   My   retiring;   anti…egotistical   nature   will   not   permit   me   to
  talk in this way about myself。〃
  But   the   circumstances   surrounding   this   story   are   not   ordinary;   and
  there are reasons prompting me; in spite of my modesty; to rather welcome
  the opportunity of relating it。
  As   I   stated   at   the   beginning;   there   has   been   unpleasantness   in   our
  family over this party of ours; and; as regards myself in particular; and my
  share in the events I am now about to set forth; gross injustice has been
  done me。
  As a means of replacing my character in its proper lightof dispelling
  the clouds of calumny and misconception with which it has been darkened;
  I  feel   that   my  best   course   is   to   give  a   simple;  dignified   narration   of  the
  plain facts; and allow the unprejudiced to judge for themselves。                     My chief
  object;     I  candidly    confess;     is  to  clear   myself     from    unjust    aspersion。
  Spurred by this motiveand I think it is an honourable and a right motive…
  …I   find