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the kitchen。 This time; however; instead of going to the fireplace; it
stood more in the middle of the room; and sighed there。
〃Oh; I see what he means now;〃 said my brother…in…law to himself; 〃it's
under the floor。 Why did the old idiot go and stand up against the stove;
so as to make me think it was up the chimney?〃
They spent the next day in taking up the kitchen floor; but the only
thing they found was a three…pronged fork; and the handle of that was
broken。
On the third night; the ghost reappeared; quite unabashed; and for a
third time made for the kitchen。 Arrived there; it looked up at the ceiling
and vanished。
〃Umph! he don't seem to have learned much sense where he's been to;〃
muttered Joe; as he trotted back to bed; 〃I should have thought he might
have done that at first。〃
Still; there seemed no doubt now where the treasure lay; and the first
thing after breakfast they started pulling down the ceiling。 They got every
inch of the ceiling down; and they took up the boards of the room above。
They discovered about as much treasure as you would expect to find in
an empty quart…pot。
On the fourth night; when the ghost appeared; as usual; my brother… in…
law was so wild that he threw his boots at it; and the boots passed through
the body; and broke a looking…glass。
On the fifth night; when Joe awoke; as he always did now at twelve;
the ghost was standing in a dejected attitude; looking very miserable。
There was an appealing look in its large sad eyes that quite touched my
brother…in…law。
〃After all;〃 he thought; 〃perhaps the silly chap's doing his best。 Maybe
he has forgotten where he really did put it; and is trying to remember。 I'll
give him another chance。〃
The ghost appeared grateful and delighted at seeing Joe prepare to
follow him; and led the way into the attic; pointed to the ceiling; and
vanished。
〃Well; he's hit it this time; I do hope;〃 said my brother…in…law; and next
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day they set to work to take the roof off the place。
It took them three days to get the roof thoroughly off; and all they
found was a bird's nest; after securing which they covered up the house
with tarpaulins; to keep it dry。
You might have thought that would have cured the poor fellow of
looking for treasure。 But it didn't。
He said there must be something in it all; or the ghost would never
keep on coming as it did; and that; having gone so far; he would go on to
the end; and solve the mystery; cost what it might。
Night after night; he would get out of his bed and follow that spectral
old fraud about the house。 Each night; the old man would indicate a
different place; and; on each following day; my brother… in…law would
proceed to break up the mill at the point indicated; and look for the
treasure。 At the end of three weeks; there was not a room in the mill fit
to live in。 Every wall had been pulled down; every floor had been taken
up; every ceiling had had a hole knocked in it。 And then; as suddenly as
they had begun; the ghost's visits ceased; and my brother…in…law was left
in peace; to rebuild the place at his leisure。
〃What induced the old image to play such a silly trick upon a family
man and a ratepayer?〃 Ah! that's just what I cannot tell you。
Some said that the ghost of the wicked old man had done it to punish
my brother…in…law for not believing in him at first; while others held that
the apparition was probably that of some deceased local plumber and
glazier; who would naturally take an interest in seeing a house knocked
about and spoilt。 But nobody knew anything for certain。
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INTERLUDE
We had some more punch; and then the curate told us a story。
I could not make head or tail of the curate's story; so I cannot retail it
to you。 We none of us could make head or tail of that story。 It was a
good story enough; so far as material went。 There seemed to be an
enormous amount of plot; and enough incident to have made a dozen
novels。 I never before heard a story containing so much incident; nor one
dealing with so many varied characters。
I should say that every human being our curate had ever known or met;
or heard of; was brought into that story。 There were simply hundreds of
them。 Every five seconds he would introduce into the tale a completely
fresh collection of characters accompanied by a brand new set of
incidents。
This was the sort of story it was:…
〃Well; then; my uncle went into the garden; and got his gun; but; of
course; it wasn't there; and Scroggins said he didn't believe it。〃
〃Didn't believe what? Who's Scroggins?〃
〃Scroggins! Oh; why he was the other man; you knowit was wife。〃
〃WHAT was his wifewhat's SHE got to do with it?〃
〃Why; that's what I'm telling you。 It was she that found the hat。 She'd
come up with her cousin to Londonher cousin was my sister… in…law; and
the other niece had married a man named Evans; and Evans; after it was
all over; had taken the box round to Mr。 Jacobs'; because Jacobs' father had
seen the man; when he was alive; and when he was dead; Joseph〃
〃Now look here; never you mind Evans and the box; what's become of
your uncle and the gun?〃
〃The gun! What gun?〃
〃Why; the gun that your uncle used to keep in the garden; and that
wasn't there。 What did he do with it? Did he kill any of these people
with itthese Jacobses and Evanses and Scrogginses and Josephses?
Because; if so; it was a good and useful work; and we should enjoy
hearing about it。〃
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〃Nooh nohow could he?he had been built up alive in the wall;
you know; and when Edward IV spoke to the abbot about it; my sister said
that in her then state of health she could not and would not; as it was
endangering the child's life。 So they christened it Horatio; after her own
son; who had been killed at Waterloo before he was born; and Lord Napier
himself said〃
〃Look here; do you know what you are talking about?〃 we asked him
at this point。
He said 〃No;〃 but he knew it was every word of it true; because his
aunt had seen it herself。 Whereupon we covered him over with the
tablecloth; and he went to sleep。
And then Uncle told us a story。
Uncle said his was a real story。
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THE GHOST OF THE BLUE
CHAMBER (My Uncle's Story)
〃I don't want to make you fellows nervous;〃 began my uncle in a
peculiarly impressive; not to say blood…curdling; tone of voice; 〃and if you
would rather that I did not mention it; I won't; but; as a matter of fact; this
very house; in which we are now sitting; is haunted。〃
〃You don't say that!〃 exclaimed Mr。 Coombes。
〃What's the use of your saying I don't say it when I have just said it?〃
retorted my uncle somewhat pettishly。 〃You do talk so foolishly。 I tell
you the house is haunted。 Regularly on Christmas Eve the Blue Chamber
'they called the room next to the nursery the 'blue chamber;' at my uncle's;
most of the toilet service being of that shade' is haunted by the ghost of a
sinful mana man who once killed a Christmas wait with a lump of coal。〃
〃How did he do it?〃 asked Mr。 Coombes; with eager anxiousness。
〃Was it difficult?〃
〃I do not know how he did it;〃 replied my uncle; 〃he did not explain
the process。 The wait had taken up a position just inside the front gate;
and was singing a ballad。 It is presumed that; when he opened his mouth
for B flat; the lump of coal was thrown by the sinful man from one of the
windows