第 5 节
作者:沸点123      更新:2023-05-17 13:23      字数:9322
  the   kitchen。     This   time;   however;   instead   of   going   to   the   fireplace;   it
  stood more in the middle of the room; and sighed there。
  〃Oh; I see what he means now;〃 said my brother…in…law to himself; 〃it's
  under the floor。      Why did the old idiot go and stand up against the stove;
  so as to make me think it was up the chimney?〃
  They  spent   the next   day  in taking   up   the   kitchen   floor;   but   the   only
  thing   they   found   was   a   three…pronged   fork;   and   the   handle   of   that   was
  broken。
  On   the   third   night;   the   ghost   reappeared;  quite   unabashed;   and   for   a
  third time made for the kitchen。          Arrived there; it looked up at the ceiling
  and vanished。
  〃Umph! he don't seem to have learned much sense where he's been to;〃
  muttered Joe; as he trotted back to bed; 〃I should have thought he might
  have done that at first。〃
  Still; there seemed no doubt now where the treasure lay; and the first
  thing after breakfast they started pulling down the ceiling。 They got every
  inch of the ceiling down; and they took up the boards of the room above。
  They discovered about as much treasure as you would expect to find in
  an empty quart…pot。
  On the fourth night; when the ghost appeared; as usual; my brother… in…
  law was so wild that he threw his boots at it; and the boots passed through
  the body; and broke a looking…glass。
  On the fifth night; when Joe awoke; as he always did now at twelve;
  the   ghost   was   standing   in   a   dejected   attitude;   looking   very   miserable。
  There was an appealing look in its large sad eyes that quite touched my
  brother…in…law。
  〃After all;〃 he thought; 〃perhaps the silly chap's doing his best。 Maybe
  he has forgotten where he really did put it; and is trying to remember。                  I'll
  give him another chance。〃
  The   ghost   appeared   grateful   and   delighted   at   seeing   Joe   prepare   to
  follow   him;   and   led   the   way   into   the   attic;   pointed   to   the   ceiling;   and
  vanished。
  〃Well; he's hit it this time; I do hope;〃 said my brother…in…law; and next
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  day they set to work to take the roof off the place。
  It   took   them   three   days   to   get   the   roof   thoroughly   off;   and   all   they
  found was a bird's nest;   after securing which they covered   up the  house
  with tarpaulins; to keep it dry。
  You   might   have   thought   that   would   have   cured   the   poor   fellow   of
  looking for treasure。        But it didn't。
  He   said   there   must   be   something   in   it   all;   or   the   ghost   would   never
  keep on coming as it did; and that; having gone so far; he would go on to
  the end; and solve the mystery; cost what it might。
  Night after night; he would get out of his bed and follow that spectral
  old   fraud   about   the   house。     Each   night;   the   old   man   would   indicate   a
  different   place;   and;   on   each   following   day;   my   brother…   in…law   would
  proceed   to     break   up   the   mill   at   the   point   indicated;   and   look   for   the
  treasure。     At the end of three weeks; there was not a room in the mill fit
  to live in。     Every wall had been pulled down; every floor had been taken
  up; every ceiling had had a hole knocked in it。                And then; as suddenly as
  they had begun; the ghost's visits ceased; and my brother…in…law was left
  in peace; to rebuild the place at his leisure。
  〃What induced the old image to play such a silly trick upon a family
  man and a ratepayer?〃           Ah! that's just what I cannot tell you。
  Some said that the ghost of the wicked old man had done it to punish
  my brother…in…law for not believing in him at first; while others held that
  the   apparition   was   probably   that   of   some   deceased   local   plumber   and
  glazier;  who   would   naturally  take   an   interest   in   seeing   a   house   knocked
  about and spoilt。       But nobody knew anything for certain。
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  INTERLUDE
  We had some more punch; and then the curate told us a story。
  I could not make head or tail of the curate's story; so I cannot retail it
  to you。     We none of us could make head or tail of that story。              It was a
  good   story   enough;   so   far   as   material   went。  There   seemed   to   be   an
  enormous   amount   of   plot;   and   enough   incident   to   have   made   a   dozen
  novels。    I never before heard a story containing so much incident; nor one
  dealing with so many varied characters。
  I should say that every human being our curate had ever known or met;
  or heard of; was brought into that story。          There were simply hundreds of
  them。    Every five seconds he would introduce into the tale a completely
  fresh    collection   of   characters    accompanied      by   a  brand   new    set  of
  incidents。
  This was the sort of story it was:…
  〃Well; then; my uncle   went into the  garden; and got his gun; but;  of
  course; it wasn't there; and Scroggins said he didn't believe it。〃
  〃Didn't believe what?       Who's Scroggins?〃
  〃Scroggins!     Oh; why he was the other man; you knowit was wife。〃
  〃WHAT was his wifewhat's SHE got to do with it?〃
  〃Why; that's what I'm telling you。        It was she that found the hat。 She'd
  come up with her cousin to Londonher cousin was my sister… in…law; and
  the other niece had married a man named Evans; and Evans; after it was
  all over; had taken the box round to Mr。 Jacobs'; because Jacobs' father had
  seen the man; when he was alive; and when he was dead; Joseph〃
  〃Now look here; never you mind Evans and the box; what's become of
  your uncle and the gun?〃
  〃The gun!     What gun?〃
  〃Why;   the   gun   that   your   uncle   used   to   keep   in   the   garden;   and   that
  wasn't there。     What did he do with it?         Did he kill any of these people
  with    itthese  Jacobses    and   Evanses    and   Scrogginses     and   Josephses?
  Because;   if   so;   it   was   a   good   and   useful   work;   and   we   should   enjoy
  hearing about it。〃
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  〃Nooh   nohow   could   he?he   had   been   built   up   alive   in   the   wall;
  you know; and when Edward IV spoke to the abbot about it; my sister said
  that   in   her   then   state   of   health   she   could   not   and   would   not;   as   it   was
  endangering the child's life。         So they christened it Horatio; after her own
  son; who had been killed at Waterloo before he was born; and Lord Napier
  himself said〃
  〃Look here; do you know what you are talking about?〃 we asked him
  at this point。
  He said 〃No;〃 but he knew it was every word of it true; because his
  aunt    had   seen   it  herself。   Whereupon        we   covered    him   over    with   the
  tablecloth; and he went to sleep。
  And then Uncle told us a story。
  Uncle said his was a real story。
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  THE GHOST OF THE BLUE
  CHAMBER (My Uncle's Story)
  〃I   don't   want   to   make   you   fellows   nervous;〃   began   my   uncle   in   a
  peculiarly impressive; not to say blood…curdling; tone of voice; 〃and if you
  would rather that I did not mention it; I won't; but; as a matter of fact; this
  very house; in which we are now sitting; is haunted。〃
  〃You don't say that!〃 exclaimed Mr。 Coombes。
  〃What's the use of your saying I don't say it when I have just said it?〃
  retorted my uncle somewhat pettishly。             〃You do talk so foolishly。        I tell
  you the house is haunted。        Regularly on Christmas Eve the Blue Chamber
  'they called the room next to the nursery the 'blue chamber;' at my uncle's;
  most of the toilet service being of that shade' is haunted by the ghost of a
  sinful mana man who once killed a Christmas wait with a lump of coal。〃
  〃How   did   he   do   it?〃   asked   Mr。   Coombes;   with   eager   anxiousness。
  〃Was it difficult?〃
  〃I do not know how he did it;〃 replied my uncle; 〃he did not explain
  the process。      The wait had taken up a position just inside the front gate;
  and was singing a ballad。         It is presumed that; when he opened his mouth
  for B flat; the lump of coal was thrown by the sinful man from one of the
  windows