could　put　a　stop　to　the　protestations　of　the　many；　I　should　like
  nothing　betterbut　the　pertinacity　of　the　one！　　Ah；　well！　　I　can't
  drop　that　without　putting　an　end　to　my　existence。〃
  Bailiff's　Daughter　（politely）。〃I　shouldn't　think　of　suggesting
  anything　so　extreme。〃
  True　Love　（quoting）。〃'Mrs。　Hauksbee　proceeded　to　take　the　conceit
  out　of　Pluffles　as　you　remove　the　ribs　of　an　umbrella　before　re…
  covering。'　　However；　you　couldn't　ask　me　anything　seriously　that　I
  wouldn't　do；　dear　Mistress　Perversity。〃
  Bailiff's　Daughter　（yielding　a　point）。〃I'll　put　that　boldly　to
  the　proof。　　Say　you　don't　love　me！〃
  True　Love　（seizing　his　advantage）。〃I　don't！　　It's　imbecile　and
  besotted　devotion！　　Tell　me；　when　may　I　come　to　take　you　away？〃
  Bailiff's　Daughter　（sighing）。〃It's　like　asking　me　to　leave
  Heaven。〃
  True　Love。〃I　know　it；　she　told　me　where　to　find　you；Thornycroft
  is　the　seventh　poultry…farm　I've　visited；but　you　could　never
  leave　Heaven；　you　can't　be　happy　without　poultry；　why　that　is　a
  wish　easily　gratified。　　I'll　get　you　a　farm　to…morrow；　no；　it's
  Saturday；　and　the　real　estate　offices　close　at　noon；　but　on　Monday；
  without　fail。　　Your　ducks　and　geese；　always　carrying　it　along　with
  you。　　All　you　would　have　to　do　is　to　admit　me；　Heaven　is　full　of
  twos。　　If　you　shall　swim　on　a　crystal　lakePhoebe　told　me　what　a
  genius　you　have　for　getting　them　out　of　the　muddy　pond；　she　was
  sitting　beside　it　when　I　called；　her　hand　in　that　of　a　straw…
  coloured　person　named　Gladwish；　and　the　ground　in　her　vicinity
  completely　strewn　with　votive　offerings。　　You　shall　splash　your
  silver　sea　with　an　ivory　wand；　your　hens　shall　have　suburban
  cottages；　each　with　its　garden；　their　perches　shall　be　of　satin…
  wood　and　their　water　dishes　of　mother…of…pearl。　　You　shall　be　the
  Goose　Girl　and　I　will　be　the　Swan　Herdsimply　to　be　near　youfor
  I　hate　live　poultry。　　Dost　like　the　picture？　　It's　a　little　like
  Claude　Melnotte's；　I　confess。　　The　fact　is　I　am　not　quite　sane；
  talking　with　you　after　a　fortnight　of　the　tabbies　at　the　Hydro　is
  like　quaffing　inebriating　vodka　after　Miffin's　Food！　　May　I　come
  to…morrow？〃
  Bailiffs　Daughter　（hedging）。〃I　shall　be　rather　busy；　the　Crossed
  Minorca　hen　comes　off　to…morrow。〃
  True　Love。〃Oh；　never　mind！　　I'll　take　her　off　to…night　when　I
  escort　you　to　the　farm；　then　she'll　get　a　day's　advantage。〃
  Bailiff's　Daughter。〃And　rob　fourteen　prospective　chicks　of　a
  mother；　nay；　lose　the　chicks　themselves？　　Never！〃
  True　Love。〃So　long　as　you　are　a　Goose　Girl；　does　it　make　any
  difference　whose　you　are？　　Is　it　any　more　agreeable　to　be　Mrs。
  Heaven's　Goose　Girl　than　mine？〃
  Bailiff's　Daughter。〃Ah！　but　in　one　case　the　term　of　service　is
  limited；　in　the　other；　permanent。〃
  True　Love。〃But　in　the　one　case　you　are　the　slave　of　the　employer；
  in　the　other　the　employer　of　the　slave。　　Why　did　you　run　away？〃
  Bailiff's　Daughter。〃A　man's　mind　is　too　dull　an　instrument　to
  measure　a　woman's　reason；　even　my　own　fails　sometimes　to　deal　with
  all　its　delicate　shades；　but　I　think　I　must　have　run　away　chiefly
  to　taste　the　pleasure　of　being　pursued　and　brought　back。　　If　it　is
  necessary　to　your　happiness　that　you　should　explore　all　the
  Bluebeard　chambers　of　my　being；　I　will　confess　further　that　it　has
  taken　you　nearly　three　weeks　to　accomplish　what　I　supposed　you
  would　do　in　three　days！〃
  True　Love　（after　a　well…spent　interval）。〃To…morrow；　then；　shall
  we　say　before　breakfast？　　All；　do！　　Why　not？　　Well；　then；
  immediately　after　breakfast；　and　I　breakfast　at　seven　nowadays；　and
  sometimes　earlier。　　Do　take　off　those　ugly　cotton　gloves；　dear；
  they　are　five　sizes　too　large　for　you；　and　so　rough　and　baggy　to
  the　touch！〃
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