had　had　sent　for　her　from　St。　Petersburg；　and　a　white　dressing…gown
  which　fell　about　her　like　the　waters　of　a　fountain。　Then　she　passed
  into　her　dressing…room；　and　after　washing　in　water　as　fresh　as
  herself；　went　to　her　toilet　table。　She　looked　at　herself　twice　in　the
  glass；　and　thought　she　looked　very　pretty　that　morning。　This
  circumstance；　a　very　insignificant　one　apparently；　caused　her　to　stay
  two　hours　longer　than　usual　before　her　glass。　She　dressed　herself　very
  tastefully　and　went　into　the　garden。
  The　weather　was　splendid：　it　was　one　of　the　finest　days　of　the　summer。
  The　sun；　which　had　almost　reached　the　meridian；　shed　its　most　ardent
  rays；　but　a　pleasant　coolness　reigned　under　the　leafy　arcades；　and　the
  flowers；　warmed　by　the　sun；　exhaled　their　sweetest　perfume。　The　pretty
  mistress　of　the　house　had　quite　forgotten　that　it　was　noon　at　least；
  and　that　her　husband　was　still　asleep。　Already　she　heard　the　snores　of
  two　coachmen　and　a　groom；　who　were　taking　their　siesta　in　the　stable；
  after　having　dined　copiously。　But　she　was　still　sitting　in　a　bower
  from　which　the　deserted　high　road　could　be　seen；　when　all　at　once　her
  attention　was　caught　by　a　light　cloud　of　dust　rising　in　the　distance。
  After　looking　at　it　for　some　moments；　she　ended　by　making　out　several
  vehicles；　closely　following　one　another。　First　came　a　light　calash；
  with　two　places；　in　which　was　the　general；　wearing　his　large　and
  glittering　epaulettes；　with　the　colonel。　This　was　followed　by　another
  with　four　places；　containing　the　captain；　the　aide…de…camp　and　two
  lieutenants。　Further　on；　came　the　celebrated　regimental　vehicle；　the
  present　owner　of　which　was　the　major；　and　behind　that　another　in　which
  were　packed　five　officers；　one　on　his　comrade's　knees；　the　procession
  being　closed　by　three　more　on　three　fine　bays。
  〃Are　they　coming　here？〃　thought　the　mistress　of　the　house。　〃Good
  heavens；　yes！　they　are　leaving　the　main　road。〃
  She　gave　a　cry；　clasped　her　hands；　and　ran　straight　across　the
  flower…beds　to　her　bedroom；　where　her　husband　was　still　sleeping
  soundly。
  〃Get　up！　get　up！　get　up　at　once；〃　she　cried；　pulling　him　by　the　arm。
  〃Whatwhat's　the　matter？〃　murmured　Tchertokoutski；　stretching　his
  limbs　without　opening　his　eyes。
  〃Get　up；　get　up。　Visitors　have　come；　do　you　hear？　visitors。〃
  〃Visitors；　what　visitors？〃　After　saying　these　words　he　uttered　a
  little　plaintive　grunt　like　that　of　a　sucking　calf：　〃M…m…m。　Let　me
  kiss　you。〃
  〃My　dear；　get　up　at　once；　for　heaven's　sake。　The　general　has　come　with
  all　his　officers。　Ah！　goodness；　you　have　got　a　thistle　in　your
  moustache。〃
  〃The　general！　Has　he　come　already？　But　why　the　deuce　did　not　they　wake
  me？　And　the　dinner；　is　the　dinner　ready？〃
  〃What　dinner？〃
  〃But　haven't　I　ordered　a　dinner？〃
  〃A　dinner！　You　got　home　at　four　o'clock　in　the　morning　and　you　did　not
  answer　a　single　word　to　all　my　questions。　I　did　not　wake　you；　since
  you　had　so　little　sleep。〃
  Tchertokoutski；　his　eyes　staring　out　of　his　head；　remained　motionless
  for　some　moments　as　though　a　thunderbolt　had　struck　him。　All　at　once
  he　jumped　out　of　bed　in　his　shirt。
  〃Idiot　that　I　am；〃　he　exclaimed；　clasping　his　hand　to　his　forehead；　〃I
  had　invited　them　to　dinner。　What　is　to　be　done？　are　they　far　off？〃
  〃They　will　be　here　in　a　moment。〃
  〃My　dear；　hide　yourself。　Ho　there；　somebody。　Hi　there；　you　girl。　Come
  here；　you　fool；　what　are　you　afraid　of？　The　officers　are　coming　here；
  tell　them　I　am　not　at　home；　that　I　went　out　early　this　morning；　that　I
  am　not　coming　back。　Do　you　understand？　Go　and　repeat　it　to　all　the
  servants。　Be　off；　quick。〃
  Having　uttered　these　words；　he　hurriedly　slipped　on　his　dressing…gown；
  and　ran　off　to　shut　himself　up　in　the　coach…house；　which　he　thought
  the　safest　hiding…place。　But　he　fancied　that　he　might　be　noticed　in
  the　corner　in　which　he　had　taken　refuge。
  〃This　will　be　better；〃　said　he　to　himself；　letting　down　the　steps　of
  the　nearest　vehicle；　which　happened　to　be　the　calash。　He　jumped
  inside；　closed　the　door；　and；　as　a　further　precaution；　covered　himself
  with　the　leather　apron。　There　he　remained；　wrapped　in　his
  dressing…gown；　in　a　doubled…up　position。
  During　this　time　the　equipages　had　drawn　up　before　the　porch。　The
  general　got　out　of　his　carriage　and　shook　himself；　followed　by　the
  colonel；　arranging　the　feathers　in　his　hat。　After　him　came　the　stout
  major；　his　sabre　under　his　arm；　and　the　slim　lieutenants；　whilst　the
  mounted　officers　also　alighted。
  〃The　master　is　not　at　home；〃　said　a　servant　appearing　at　the　top　of　a
  flight　of　steps。
  〃What！　not　at　home；　but　he　is　coming　home　for　dinner；　is　he　not？〃
  〃No；　he　is　not；　he　has　gone　out　for　the　day　and　will　not　be　back　till
  this　time　to…morrow。〃
  〃Bless　me；〃　said　the　general；　〃but　what　the　deuce〃
  〃What　a　joke；〃　said　the　colonel　laughing。
  〃No；　no；　such　things　are　inconceivable；〃　said　the　general　angrily。　〃If
  he　could　not　receive　us；　why　did　he　invite　us？〃
  〃I　cannot　understand；　your　excellency；　how　it　is　possible　to　act　in
  such　a　manner；〃　observed　a　young　officer。
  〃What？〃　said　the　general；　who　always　made　an　officer　under　the　rank　of
  captain　repeat　his　remarks　twice　over。
  〃I　wondered；　your　excellency；　how　any　one　could　do　such　a　thing。〃
  〃Quite　so；　if　anything　has　happened　he　ought　to　have　let　us　know。〃
  〃There　is　nothing　to　be　done；　your　excellency；　we　had　better　go　back
  home；〃　said　the　colonel。
  〃Certainly；　there　is　nothing　to　be　done。　However；　we　can　see　the
  calash　without　him；　probably　he　has　not　taken　it　with　him。　Come　here；
  my　man。〃
  〃What　does　your　excellency　want？〃
  〃Show　us　your　master's　new　calash。〃
  〃Have　the　kindness　to　step　this　way　to　the　coach…house。〃
  The　general　entered　the　coach…house　followed　by　his　officers。
  〃Let　me　pull　it　a　little　forward；　your　excellency；〃　said　the　servant；
  〃it　is　rather　dark　here。〃
  〃That　will　do。〃
  The　general　and　his　officers　walked　around　the　calash；　carefully
  inspecting　the　wheels　and　springs。
  〃There　is　nothing　remarkable　about　it；〃　said　the　general；　〃it　is　a
  very　ordinary　calash。〃
  〃Nothing　to　look　at；〃　added　the　colonel；　〃there　is　absolutely　nothing
  good　about　it。〃
  〃It　seems　to　me；　your　excellency；　that　it　is　not　worth　four　thousand
  rubles；〃　remarked　a　young　officer。
  〃What？〃
  〃I　said；　your　excellency；　that　I　do　not　think　that　it　is　worth　four
  thousand　rubles。〃
  〃Four　thousand！　It　is　not　worth　two。　Perhaps；　however；　the　inside　is
  well　fitted。　Unbutton　the　apron。〃
  And　Tchertokoutski　appeared　before　the　officers'　eyes；　clad　in　his
  dressing…gown　and　doubled　up　in　a　singular　fashion。
  〃Hullo；　there　you　are；〃　said　the　astonished　general。
  Then　he　covered　Tchertokoutski　up　again　and　went　off　with　his
  officers。
  End