cursed　little　place。　But　she　is　not　bad　looking〃　puffpuff；　the
  general　here　let　out　the　smoke　which　he　had　kept　in　his　mouth　till
  then〃the　little　mare。〃
  〃It　is　long　since　your　excellency〃　puffpuffpuff〃condescended
  to　buy　her？〃　asked　Tchertokoutski。
  Puffpuffpuffpuff。　〃Not　very　long；　I　had　her　from　the　breeding
  establishment　two　years　ago。〃
  〃And　did　your　excellency　condescend　to　take　her　ready　broken；　or　to
  have　her　broken　in　here　yourself？〃
  Puffpuffpuffpuff。　〃Here。〃
  As　he　spoke　the　general　disappeared　behind　a　cloud　of　smoke。
  At　that　moment　a　soldier　jumped　out　of　the　stable。　The　trampling　of　a
  horse's　hoofs　was　heard；　and　another　soldier　with　immense　moustaches；
  and　wearing　a　long　white　tunic；　appeared；　leading　by　the　bridle　the
  terrified　and　quivering　mare；　which；　suddenly　rearing；　lifted　him　off
  his　feet。
  〃Come；　come；　Agrafena　Ivanovna；〃　said　he；　leading　her　towards　the
  verandah。
  The　mare's　name　was　Agrafena　Ivanovna。　Strong　and　bold　as　a　Southern
  beauty；　she　suddenly　became　motionless。
  The　general　began　to　look　at　her　with　evident　satisfaction；　and　left
  off　smoking。　The　colonel　himself　went　down　the　steps　and　patted　her
  neck。　The　major　ran　his　hand　down　her　legs；　and　all　the　other　officers
  clicked　their　tongues　at　her。
  Tchertokoutski　left　the　verandah　to　take　up　a　position　beside　the
  mare。　The　soldier　who　held　her　bridle　drew　himself　up　and　stared
  fixedly　at　the　guests。
  〃She　is　very　fine；　very　fine；〃　said　Tchertokoutski；　〃a　very
  well…shaped　beast。　Will　your　excellency　allow　me　to　ask　whether　she　is
  a　good　goer？〃
  〃She　goes　well；　but　that　idiot　of　a　doctor；　deuce　take　him；　has　given
  her　some　balls　which　have　made　her　sneeze　for　the　last　two　days。〃
  〃She　is　a　fine　beast；　a　very　fine　beast。　Has　your　excellency　a
  turn…out　to　match　the　horse？〃
  〃Turn…out！　but　she's　a　saddle　horse。〃
  〃I　know。　I　put　the　question；　your　excellency；　to　know　if　you　have　an
  equipage　worthy　of　your　other　horses？〃
  〃No；　I　have　not　much　in　the　way　of　equipages；　I　must　admit　that；　for
  some　time　past；　I　have　been　wanting　to　buy　a　calash；　such　as　they
  build　now…a…days。　I　have　written　about　it　to　my　brother　who　is　now　at
  St。　Petersburg；　but　I　do　not　know　whether　he　will　be　able　to　send　me
  one。〃
  〃It　seems　to　me；　your　excellency；〃　remarked　the　colonel；　〃that　there
  are　no　better　calashes　than　those　of　Vienna。〃
  〃You　are　right。〃　Puffpuffpuff。
  〃I　have　an　excellent　calash；　your　excellency；　a　real　Viennese　calash；〃
  said　Tchertokoutski。
  〃That　in　which　you　came？〃
  〃Oh　no；　I　make　use　of　that　for　ordinary　service；　but　the　other　is
  something　extraordinary。　It　is　as　light　as　a　feather；　and　if　you　sit
  in　it；　it　seems　as　if　your　nurse　was　rocking　you　in　a　cradle。〃
  〃It　is　very　comfortable　then？〃
  〃Extremely　comfortable；　the　cushions；　the　springs；　and　everything　else
  are　perfect。〃
  〃Ah！　that　is　good。〃
  〃And　what　a　quantity　of　things　can　be　packed　away　in　it。　I　have　never
  seen　anything　like　it；　your　excellency。　When　I　was　still　in　the
  service　there　was　room　enough　in　the　body　to　stow　away　ten　bottles　of
  rum；　twenty　pounds　of　tobacco；　six　uniforms；　and　two　pipes；　the
  longest　pipes　imaginable；　your　excellency；　and　in　the　pockets　inside
  you　could　stow　away　a　whole　bullock。〃
  〃That　is　very　good。〃
  〃It　cost　four　thousand　rubles；　your　excellency。〃
  〃It　ought　to　be　good　at　that　price。　Did　you　buy　it　yourself？〃
  〃No；　your　excellency；　I　had　it　by　chance。　It　was　bought　by　one　of　my
  oldest　friends；　a　fine　fellow　with　whom　you　would　be　very　well
  pleased。　We　are　very　intimate。　What　is　mine　is　his；　and　what　is　his　is
  mine。　I　won　it　of　him　at　cards。　Would　your　excellency　have　the
  kindness　to　honour　me　at　dinner　to…morrow？　You　could　see　my　calash。〃
  〃I　don't　know　what　to　say。　Alone　I　could　notbut　if　you　would　allow
  me　to　come　with　these　officers〃
  〃I　beg　of　them　to　come　too。　I　shall　esteem　it　a　great　honour；
  gentlemen；　to　have　the　pleasure　of　seeing　you　at　my　house。〃
  The　colonel；　the　major；　and　the　other　officers　thanked　Tchertokoutski。
  〃I　am　of　opinion　myself；　your　excellency；　that　if　one　buys　anything　it
  should　be　good；　it　is　not　worth　the　trouble　of　getting；　if　it　turns
  out　bad。　If　you　do　me　the　honour　of　calling　on　me　to…morrow；　I　will
  show　you　some　improvements　I　have　introduced　on　my　estate。〃
  The　general　looked　at　him；　and　puffed　out　a　fresh　cloud　of　smoke。
  Tchertokoutski　was　charmed　with　his　notion　of　inviting　the　officers；
  and　mentally　ordered　in　advance　all　manner　of　dishes　for　their
  entertainment。　He　smiled　at　these　gentlemen；　who　on　their　part
  appeared　to　increase　their　show　of　attention　towards　him；　as　was
  noticeable　from　the　expression　of　their　eyes　and　the　little　half…nods
  they　bestowed　upon　him。　His　bearing　assumed　a　certain　ease；　and　his
  voice　expressed　his　great　satisfaction。
  〃Your　excellency　will　make　the　acquaintance　of　the　mistress　of　the
  house。〃
  〃That　will　be　most　agreeable　to　me；〃　said　the　general；　twirling　his
  moustache。
  Tchertokoutski　was　firmly　resolved　to　return　home　at　once　in　order　to
  make　all　necessary　preparations　in　good　time。　He　had　already　taken　his
  hat；　but　a　strange　fatality　caused　him　to　remain　for　some　time　at　the
  general's。　The　card　tables　had　been　set　out；　and　all　the　company；
  separating　into　groups　of　four；　scattered　itself　about　the　room。
  Lights　were　brought　in。　Tchertokoutski　did　not　know　whether　he　ought
  to　sit　down　to　whist。　But　as　the　officers　invited　him；　he　thought　that
  the　rules　of　good　breeding　obliged　him　to　accept。　He　sat　down。　I　do
  not　know　how　a　glass　of　punch　found　itself　at　his　elbow；　but　he　drank
  it　off　without　thinking。　After　playing　two　rubbers；　he　found　another
  glass　close　to　his　hand　which　he　drank　off　in　the　same　way；　though　not
  without　remarking：
  〃It　is　really　time　for　me　to　go；　gentlemen。〃
  He　began　to　play　a　fresh　rubber。　However；　the　conversation　which　was
  going　on　in　every　corner　of　the　room　took　an　especial　turn。　Those　who
  were　playing　whist　were　quiet　enough；　but　the　others　talked　a　great
  deal。　A　captain　had　taken　up　his　position　on　a　sofa；　and　leaning
  against　a　cushion；　pipe　in　mouth；　he　captivated　the　attention　of　a
  circle　of　guests　gathered　about　him　by　his　eloquent　narrative　of
  amorous　adventures。　A　very　stout　gentleman　whose　arms　were　so　short
  that　they　looked　like　two　potatoes　hanging　by　his　sides；　listened　to
  him　with　a　very　satisfied　expression；　and　from　time　to　time　exerted
  himself　to　pull　his　tobacco…pouch　out　of　his　coat…tail　pocket。　A
  somewhat　brisk　discussion　on　cavalry　drill　had　arisen　in　another
  corner；　and　Tchertokoutski；　who　had　twice　already　played　a　knave　for　a
  king；　mingled　in　the　conversation　by　calling　out　from　his　place：　〃In
  what　year？〃　or　〃What　regiment？〃　without　noticing　that　very　often　his
  question　had　no　application　whatever。　At　length；　a　few　minutes　before
  supper；　play　came　to　an　end。　Tchertokoutski　could　remember　that　he　had
  won　a　great　deal；　but　he　did　not　take　up　his　winnings；　and　after
  rising　stood　for　some　time　in　the　position　of　a　man　who　has　no
  handkerchief　in　his　pocket。
  They　sat　down　to　supper。　As　might　be　expected；　wine　was　not　lacking；
  and　Tchertokoutski　kept　involuntarily　filling　his　glass　with　it；　for
  he　was　surrounded　with　bottles。　A　lengthy　conversation　took　place　at
  table；　but　the　guests　carried　it　on　after　a　strange　fashion。　A
  colonel；　who　had　served　in　1812；　described　a　battle　which　had　never
  taken　place；　and　besides；　no　one　ever　could　make　out　why　he　took　a
  cork　and　stuck　it　into　a　pie。　They　began　to　break…up　at　three　in　the
  morning。　The　coachmen　were　obliged　to　take　several　of　them　in　their
  arms　like　bundles；　and　Tchertokoutski　himself；　despite　his
  aristocratic　pride；　bowed　so　low　to　the　company；　that　he　took　home　two
  thistles　in　his　moustache。
  The　coachman　who　drove　him　home　found　every　one　asleep。　He　routed　out；
  after　some　trouble；　the　valet；　who；　after　having　ushered　his　master
  through　the　hall；　handed　him　over　to　a　maid…servant。　Tchertokoutski
  followed　her　as　well　as　he　could　to　the　best　room；　and　stretched
  himself　beside　his　pretty　young　wife；　who　was　sleeping　in　a　night…gown
  as　white　as　snow。　The　shock　of　her　husband　falling　on　the　bed　awoke
  hershe　stretched　out　her　arms；　opened　her　eyes；　closed　them　quickly；
  and　then　opened　them　again　quite　wide；　with　a　half…vexed　air。　Seeing
  that　her　husband　did　not　pay　the　slightest　attention　to　her；　she
  turned　over　on　the　other　side；　rested　her　fresh　and　rosy　cheek　on　her
  hand；　and　went　to　sleep　again。
  It　was　latethat　is；　according　to　country　customswhen　the　lady
  awoke　again。　Her　husband　was　snoring　more　loudly　than　ever。　She
  recollected　that　he　had　come　home　at　four　o'clock；　and　not　wishing　to
  awaken　him；　got　up　alone；　and　put　on　her　slippers；　which　her　husband
  had　had　sent　for　her　from　St。　Petersburg；　and　a　white　dressing…gown
  which　fell　about　her　like