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known。 The members have now got before them a plain statement of
fact as to these charges; and it is for them to say whether they
are justifiable; becoming; or decent。 I beg most earnestly and
respectfully to put it to those gentlemen who belong to this
institution; that must now decide; and cannot help deciding; what
the Literary Fund is for; and what it is not for。 The question
raised by the resolution is whether this is a public corporation
for the relief of men of genius and learning; or whether it is a
snug; traditional; and conventional party; bent upon maintaining
its own usages with a vast amount of pride; upon its own annual
puffery at costly dinner…tables; and upon a course of expensive
toadying to a number of distinguished individuals。 This is the
question which you cannot this day escape。
SPEECH: LONDON; NOVEMBER 5; 1857。
'At the fourth anniversary dinner of the Warehousemen and Clerks
Schools; which took place on Thursday evening; Nov。 5th; 1857; at
the London Tavern; and was very numerously attended; Mr。 Charles
Dickens occupied the chair。 On the subject which had brought the
company together Mr。 Dickens spoke as follows:…'
I MUST now solicit your attention for a few minutes to the cause of
your assembling together … the main and real object of this
evening's gathering; for I suppose we are all agreed that the motto
of these tables is not 〃Let us eat and drink; for to…morrow we
die;〃 but; 〃Let us eat and drink; for to…morrow we live。〃 It is
because a great and good work is to live to…morrow; and to…morrow;
and to…morrow; and to live a greater and better life with every
succeeding to…morrow; that we eat and drink here at all。
Conspicuous on the card of admission to this dinner is the word
〃Schools。〃 This set me thinking this morning what are the sorts of
schools that I don't like。 I found them on consideration; to be
rather numerous。 I don't like to begin with; and to begin as
charity does at home … I don't like the sort of school to which I
once went myself … the respected proprietor of which was by far the
most ignorant man I have ever had the pleasure to know; one of the
worst…tempered men perhaps that ever lived; whose business it was
to make as much out of us and put as little into us as possible;
and who sold us at a figure which I remember we used to delight to
estimate; as amounting to exactly 2 pounds 4s。 6d。 per head。 I
don't like that sort of school; because I don't see what business
the master had to be at the top of it instead of the bottom; and
because I never could understand the wholesomeness of the moral
preached by the abject appearance and degraded condition of the
teachers who plainly said to us by their looks every day of their
lives; 〃Boys; never be learned; whatever you are; above all things
be warned from that in time by our sunken cheeks; by our poor
pimply noses; by our meagre diet; by our acid…beer; and by our
extraordinary suits of clothes; of which no human being can say
whether they are snuff…coloured turned black; or black turned
snuff…coloured; a point upon which we ourselves are perfectly
unable to offer any ray of enlightenment; it is so very long since
they were undarned and new。〃 I do not like that sort of school;
because I have never yet lost my ancient suspicion touching that
curious coincidence that the boy with four brothers to come always
got the prizes。 In fact; and short; I do not like that sort of
school; which is a pernicious and abominable humbug; altogether。
Again; ladies and gentlemen; I don't like that sort of school … a
ladies' school … with which the other school used to dance on
Wednesdays; where the young ladies; as I look back upon them now;
seem to me always to have been in new stays and disgrace … the
latter concerning a place of which I know nothing at this day; that
bounds Timbuctoo on the north…east … and where memory always
depicts the youthful enthraller of my first affection as for ever
standing against a wall; in a curious machine of wood; which
confined her innocent feet in the first dancing position; while
those arms; which should have encircled my jacket; those precious
arms; I say; were pinioned behind her by an instrument of torture
called a backboard; fixed in the manner of a double direction post。
Again; I don't like that sort of school; of which we have a notable
example in Kent; which was established ages ago by worthy scholars
and good men long deceased; whose munificent endowments have been
monstrously perverted from their original purpose; and which; in
their distorted condition; are struggled for and fought over with
the most indecent pertinacity。 Again; I don't like that sort of
school … and I have seen a great many such in these latter times …
where the bright childish imagination is utterly discouraged; and
where those bright childish faces; which it is so very good for the
wisest among us to remember in after life … when the world is too
much with us; early and late … are gloomily and grimly scared out
of countenance; where I have never seen among the pupils; whether
boys or girls; anything but little parrots and small calculating
machines。 Again; I don't by any means like schools in leather
breeches; and with mortified straw baskets for bonnets; which file
along the streets in long melancholy rows under the escort of that
surprising British monster … a beadle; whose system of instruction;
I am afraid; too often presents that happy union of sound with
sense; of which a very remarkable instance is given in a grave
report of a trustworthy school inspector; to the effect that a boy
in great repute at school for his learning; presented on his slate;
as one of the ten commandments; the perplexing prohibition; 〃Thou
shalt not commit doldrum。〃 Ladies and gentlemen; I confess; also;
that I don't like those schools; even though the instruction given
in them be gratuitous; where those sweet little voices which ought
to be heard speaking in very different accents; anathematise by
rote any human being who does not hold what is taught there。
Lastly; I do not like; and I did not like some years ago; cheap
distant schools; where neglected children pine from year to year
under an amount of neglect; want; and youthful misery far too sad
even to be glanced at in this cheerful assembly。
And now; ladies and gentlemen; perhaps you will permit me to sketch
in a few words the sort of school that I do like。 It is a school
established by the members of an industrious and useful order;
which supplies the comforts and graces of life at every familiar
turning in the road of our existence; it is a school established by
them for the Orphan and Necessitous Children of their own brethren
and sisterhood; it is a place giving an education worthy of them …
an education by them invented; by them conducted; by them watched
over; it is a place of education where; while the beautiful history
of the Christian religion is daily taught; and while the life of
that Divine Teacher who Himself took little children on His knees
is daily studied; no sectarian ill…will nor narrow human dogma is
permitted to darken the face of the clear heaven which they
disclose。 It is a children's school; which is at the same time no
less a children's home; a home not to be confided to the care of
cold or ignorant strangers; nor; by the nature of its foundation;
in the course of ages to pass into hands that have as much natural
right to deal with it as with the peaks of the highest mountains or
with the depths of the sea; but to be from generation to generation
administered by men living in precisely such homes as those poor
children have lost; by men always bent upon making that
replacement; such a home as their own dear children might find a
happy refuge in if they themselves were taken early away。 And I
fearlessly ask you; is this a design which has any claim to your
sympathy? Is this a sort of school which is deserving of your
support?
This is the design; this is the school; whose strong and simple
claim I have to lay before you to…night。 I must particularly
entreat you not to suppose that my fancy and unfortunate habit of
fiction has anything to do with the picture I have just presented
to you。 It is sober matter of fact。 The Warehousemen and Clerks'
Schools; established for the maintaining; clothing; and educating
of the Orphan and Necessitous Children of those employed in the
wholesale trades and manufactures of the United Kingdom; are; in
fact; what I have just described。 These schools for both sexes
were originated only four years ago。 In the first six weeks of the
undertaking the young men of themselves and quite unaided;
subscribed the large sum of 3;000 pounds。 The schools have been
opened only three years; they have now on their foundation thirty…
nine children; and in a few days they will have six more; making a
total of forty…f