recipients　of　the　bounty　of　the　Charity　amounted　to　little　more
  than　100　pounds；　inclusive　of　all　office　charges　and　expenses。　　The
  experience　and　knowledge　of　those　entrusted　with　the　management　of
  the　funds　are　a　guarantee　that　the　last　available　farthing　of　the
  funds　will　be　distributed　among　proper　and　deserving　recipients。
  Claiming；　on　my　part；　to　be　related　in　some　degree　to　the
  profession　of　an　artist；　I　disdain　to　stoop　to　ask　for　charity；　in
  the　ordinary　acceptation　of　the　term；　on　behalf　of　the　Artists。　　In
  its　broader　and　higher　signification　of　generous　confidence；
  lasting　trustfulness；　love　and　confiding　belief；　I　very　readily
  associate　that　cardinal　virtue　with　art。　　I　decline　to　present　the
  artist　to　the　notice　of　the　public　as　a　grown…up　child；　or　as　a
  strange；　unaccountable；　moon…stricken　person；　waiting　helplessly　in
  the　street　of　life　to　be　helped　over　the　road　by　the　crossing…
  sweeper；　on　the　contrary；　I　present　the　artist　as　a　reasonable
  creature；　a　sensible　gentleman；　and　as　one　well　acquainted　with　the
  value　of　his　time；　and　that　of　other　people；　as　if　he　were　in　the
  habit　of　going　on　high　'Change　every　day。　　The　Artist　whom　I　wish
  to　present　to　the　notice　of　the　Meeting　is　one　to　whom　the　perfect
  enjoyment　of　the　five　senses　is　essential　to　every　achievement　of
  his　life。　　He　can　gain　no　wealth　nor　fame　by　buying　something　which
  he　never　touched；　and　selling　it　to　another　who　would　also　never
  touch　or　see　it；　but　was　compelled　to　strike　out　for　himself　every
  spark　of　fire　which　lighted；　burned；　and　perhaps　consumed　him。　　He
  must　win　the　battle　of　life　with　his　own　hand；　and　with　his　own
  eyes；　and　was　obliged　to　act　as　general；　captain；　ensign；　non…
  commissioned　officer；　private；　drummer；　great　arms；　small　arms；
  infantry；　cavalry；　all　in　his　own　unaided　self。　　When；　therefore；　I
  ask　help　for　the　artist；　I　do　not　make　my　appeal　for　one　who　was　a
  cripple　from　his　birth；　but　I　ask　it　as　part　payment　of　a　great
  debt　which　all　sensible　and　civilised　creatures　owe　to　art；　as　a
  mark　of　respect　to　art；　as　a　decoration　…　not　as　a　badge　…　as　a
  remembrance　of　what　this　land；　or　any　land；　would　be　without　art；
  and　as　the　token　of　an　appreciation　of　the　works　of　the　most
  successful　artists　of　this　country。　　With　respect　to　the　society　of
  which　I　am　the　advocate；　I　am　gratified　that　it　is　so　liberally
  supported　by　the　most　distinguished　artists；　and　that　it　has　the
  confidence　of　men　who　occupy　the　highest　rank　as　artists；　above　the
  reach　of　reverses；　and　the　most　distinguished　in　success　and　fame；
  and　whose　support　is　above　all　price。　　Artists　who　have　obtained
  wide…world　reputation　know　well　that　many　deserving　and　persevering
  men；　or　their　widows　and　orphans；　have　received　help　from　this
  fund；　and　some　of　the　artists　who　have　received　this　help　are　now
  enrolled　among　the　subscribers　to　the　Institution。
  SPEECH：　　LONDON；　MAY　20；　1862。
  ＇The　following　speech　was　made　by　Mr。　Dickens；　in　his　capacity　as
  chairman；　at　the　annual　Festival　of　the　Newsvendors'　and　Provident
  Institution；　held　at　the　Freemasons'　Tavern　on　the　above　date。＇
  WHEN　I　had　the　honour　of　being　asked　to　preside　last　year；　I　was
  prevented　by　indisposition；　and　I　besought　my　friend；　Mr。　Wilkie
  Collins；　to　reign　in　my　stead。　　He　very　kindly　complied；　and　made
  an　excellent　speech。　　Now　I　tell　you　the　truth；　that　I　read　that
  speech　with　considerable　uneasiness；　for　it　inspired　me　with　a
  strong　misgiving　that　I　had　better　have　presided　last　year　with
  neuralgia　in　my　face　and　my　subject　in　my　head；　rather　than　preside
  this　year　with　my　neuralgia　all　gone　and　my　subject　anticipated。
  Therefore；　I　wish　to　preface　the　toast　this　evening　by　making　the
  managers　of　this　Institution　one　very　solemn　and　repentant　promise；
  and　it　is；　if　ever　I　find　myself　obliged　to　provide　a　substitute
  again；　they　may　rely　upon　my　sending　the　most　speechless　man　of　my
  acquaintance。
  The　Chairman　last　year　presented　you　with　an　amiable　view　of　the
  universality　of　the　newsman's　calling。　　Nothing；　I　think；　is　left
  for　me　but　to　imagine　the　newsman's　burden　itself；　to　unfold　one　of
  those　wonderful　sheets　which　he　every　day　disseminates；　and　to　take
  a　bird's…eye　view　of　its　general　character　and　contents。　　So；　if
  you　please；　choosing　my　own　time　…　though　the　newsman　cannot　choose
  his　time；　for　he　must　be　equally　active　in　winter　or　summer；　in
  sunshine　or　sleet；　in　light　or　darkness；　early　or　late　…　but；
  choosing　my　own　time；　I　shall　for　two　or　three　moments　start　off
  with　the　newsman　on　a　fine　May　morning；　and　take　a　view　of　the
  wonderful　broadsheets　which　every　day　he　scatters　broadcast　over
  the　country。　　Well；　the　first　thing　that　occurs　to　me　following　the
  newsman　is；　that　every　day　we　are　born；　that　every　day　we　are
  married　…　some　of　us　…　and　that　every　day　we　are　dead；
  consequently；　the　first　thing　the　newsvendor's　column　informs　me
  is；　that　Atkins　has　been　born；　that　Catkins　has　been　married；　and
  that　Datkins　is　dead。　　But　the　most　remarkable　thing　I　immediately
  discover　in　the　next　column；　is　that　Atkins　has　grown　to　be
  seventeen　years　old；　and　that　he　has　run　away；　for；　at　last；　my　eye
  lights　on　the　fact　that　William　A。；　who　is　seventeen　years　old；　is
  adjured　immediately　to　return　to　his　disconsolate　parents；　and
  everything　will　be　arranged　to　the　satisfaction　of　everyone。　　I　am
  afraid　he　will　never　return；　simply　because；　if　he　had　meant　to
  come　back；　he　would　never　have　gone　away。　　Immediately　below；　I
  find　a　mysterious　character　in　such　a　mysterious　difficulty　that　it
  is　only　to　be　expressed　by　several　disjointed　letters；　by　several
  figures；　and　several　stars；　and　then　I　find　the　explanation　in　the
  intimation　that　the　writer　has　given　his　property　over　to　his
  uncle；　and　that　the　elephant　is　on　the　wing。　　Then；　still　glancing
  over　the　shoulder　of　my　industrious　friend；　the　newsman；　I　find
  there　are　great　fleets　of　ships　bound　to　all　parts　of　the　earth；
  that　they　all　want　a　little　more　stowage；　a　little　more　cargo；　that
  they　have　a　few　more　berths　to　let；　that　they　have　all　the　most
  spacious　decks；　that　they　are　all　built　of　teak；　and　copper…
  bottomed；　that　they　all　carry　surgeons　of　experience；　and　that　they
  are　all　A1　at　Lloyds'；　and　anywhere　else。　　Still　glancing　over　the
  shoulder　of　my　friend　the　newsman；　I　find　I　am　offered　all　kinds　of
  house…lodging；　clerks；　servants；　and　situations；　which　I　can
  possibly　or　impossibly　want。　　I　learn；　to　my　intense　gratification；
  that　I　need　never　grow　old；　that　I　may　always　preserve　the　juvenile
  bloom　of　my　complexion；　that　if　ever　I　turn　ill　it　is　entirely　my
  own　fault；　that　if　I　have　any　complaint；　and　want　brown　cod…liver
  oil　or　Turkish　baths；　I　am　told　where　to　get　them；　and　that；　if　I
  want　an　income　of　seven　pounds　a…week；　I　may　have　it　by　sending
  half…a…crown　in　postage…stamps。　　Then　I　look　to　the　police
  intelligence；　and　I　can　discover　that　I　may　bite　off　a　human　living
  nose　cheaply；　but　if　I　take　off　the　dead　nose　of　a　pig　or　a　calf
  from　a　shop…window；　it　will　cost　me　exceedingly　dear。　　I　also　find
  that　if　I　allow　myself　to　be　betrayed　into　the　folly　of　killing　an
  inoffensive　tradesman　on　his　own　door…step；　that　little　incident
  will　not　affect　the　testimonials　to　my　character；　but　that　I　shall
  be　described　as　a　most　amiable　young　man；　and　as；　above　all　things；
  remarkable　for　the　singular　inoffensiveness　of　my　character　and
  disposition。　　Then　I　turn　my　eye　to　the　Fine　Arts；　and；　under　that
  head；　I　see　that　a　certain　〃J。　O。〃　has　most　triumphantly　exposed　a
  certain　〃J。　O。　B。；〃　which　〃J。　O。　B。〃　was　remarkable　for　this
  particular　ugly　feature；　that　I　was　requested　to　deprive　myself　of
  the　best　of　my　pictures　for　six　months；　that　for　that　time　it　was
  to　be　hung　on　a　wet　wall；　and　that　I　was　to　be　requited　for　my
  courtesy　in　having　my　picture　most　impertinently　covered　with　a　wet
  blanket。　　To　sum　up　the　results　of　a　glance　over　my　newsman's
  shoulder；　it　gives　a　comprehensive　knowledge　of　what　is　going　on
  over　the　continent　of　Europe；　and　also　of　what　is　going　on　over　the
  continent　of　America；　to　say　nothing　of　such　little　geographical
  regions　as　India　and　China。
  Now；　my　friends；　this　is　the　glance　over　the　newsman's　shoulders
  from　the　whimsical　point　of　view；　which　is　the　point；　I　believe；
  that　most　promotes　digestion。　　The　newsman　is　to　be　met　with　on
  steamboats；　railway　stations；　and　at　every　turn。　　His　profits　are
  small；　he　has　a　great　amount　of　anxiety　and　care；　and　no　little
  amount　of　personal　wear　and　tear。　　He　is　indispensable　to
  civilization　and　freedom；　and　he　is　looked　for　with　pleasurable
  excitement　every　day；　except　when　he　lends　the　paper　for　an　hour；
  and　when　he　is　punctual　in　calling　for　it；　which　is　sometimes　very
  painful。　　I　think　the　lesson　we　can　learn　from　our　newsman　is　some
  new　illustration　of　the　uncertainty　of　life；　some　illustration　of
  its　vicissitudes　and　fluctuations。　　Mindful　of　this　perm