第 44 节
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曾氏六合网 更新:2022-08-21 16:41 字数:9321
thankful; indeed; to be rid for a moment of their prophetic
importunity。
Following the gasped directions of Mrs。 Bridgeman; he made towards the
guitars; threading a number of drawing…rooms; and passing by the doors
of various mysterious chambers which were carefully curtained off in a
most secret manner。 Here and there he saw groups of peoplemen in
extraordinary coats and with touzled masses of hair; women in gowns
made of the cheapest materials and cut in the most impossible fashions。
Some wore convolvulus on their heads; ivy…leaves; trailing fuchsia; or
sprigs of plants known only to suburban haberdashers; others appeared
boldly in caps of the pork…pie order; adorned with cherry…coloured
streamers; clumps of feathers that had never seen a bird; bunches of
shining fruits; or coins that looked as if they had just emerged from
the seclusion of the poor…box。 Thread gloves abounded; and were mostly
in what saleswomen call 〃the loud shades〃bright scarlet; marigold
yellow; grass green or acute magenta。 Mittens; too; were visible
covered with cabalistic inscriptions in glittering beadwork。 Not a few
gentlewomen; like Madame; trod in elastic…sided boots; and one small
but intrepid lady carried herself boldly in a cotton skirt topped with
a tartan blouse 〃carried out〃 in vermilion and sulphur colour; over
which was carelessly adjusted a macintosh cape partially trimmed with
distressed…looking swansdown。 Here and there might be seen some smart
London woman; perfectly dressed and glancing with amused amazement at
the new fashions about her; here and there a well set…up man; with
normal hair and a tie that would not have terrified Piccadilly。 But for
the most part Mrs。 Bridgeman's guests were not quite usual in
appearance; and; indeed; were such as the Prophet had never gazed upon
before。
Presently the uproar of the guitars grew more stentorian upon his ear;
and; leaving on his left an astonishing chamber that contained from a
dozen to fifteen small round tables; with nothing whatever upon them;
the Prophet emerged into an inner hall where; in quite a grove of
shrubs hung with fairy lights; twenty young ladies; dressed from top to
toe in scarlet; and each wearing a large golden medal; were being as
Spanish as if they had not been paid for it; while twelve more whacked
castanets and shook bells with a frenzy that was worth an excellent
salary; the silly gentleman from Tooting the while blowing furiously
upon his flute; and combining this intemperate indulgence with an
occasional assault upon a cottage piano that stood immediately before
him; or a wave of the baton that asserted his right to the position of
/chef d'orchestre/。 Immediately beyond this shrine of music the Prophet
perceived a Moorish nook containing a British buffet; and; in quite the
most Moorish corner of this nook; seated upon a divan that would have
been at home in Marakesh; he caught sight of Miss Minerva in company
with a thin; fatigued and wispy lady in a very long vermilion gown; and
an extremely small gentlemanapparently of the Hebrew persuasionwho
was smartly dressed; wore white gloves and a buttonhole; and indulged
in a great deal of florid gesticulation while talking with abnormal
vivacity。 Miss Minerva; who was playing quietly with a lemon ice;
looked even more sensible than usual; the Prophet thought; in her
simple white frock。 She seemed to be quite at home and perfectly happy
with her silly friends; but; as soon as she saw him hovering anxiously
to the left of the guitars; she beckoned to him eagerly; and he hurried
forward。
〃Oh; Mr。 Vivian; I'm so glad you've come! Let me introduce you to my
great friend Eureka〃the lady in vermilion bowed absent…mindedly; and
rolled her huge brown eyes wearily at the Prophet〃and to Mr。 Briskin
Moses。〃
The little gentleman made a stage reverence and fluttered his small
hands airily。
〃Pretty sight; pretty sight!〃 he said in a quick and impudent voice。
〃All these little dears enjoying themselves so innocently。 Mother
Bridgeman's chickens; I call them。 But it's impossible to count them;
even after they're hatched。 Cheese it!〃
The final imperative was flung demurely at a mighty footman; who just
then tried to impound Mr。 Moses's not quite finished brandy…and…soda。
〃Sir?〃 said the mighty footman。
〃Cheese it!〃 cried Mr。 Moses; making a gesture of tragic repugnance in
the direction of the footman。
The mighty footman cheesed it with dignity; and afterwards; in the
servants' hall; spoke very bitterly of Israel。
The Prophet was extremely anxious to get a word alone with Miss
Minerva。 Indeed; it was really important that he should warn her of Sir
Tiglath's approach; but he could find no opportunity of doing so; for
Mr。 Moses; who was not afflicted with diffidence; rapidly continued; in
a slightly affected and tripping cockney voice;
〃Mother Bridgeman's a dear one! God bless her for a pretty soul! She'd
be sublime in musical comedythe black satin society lady; you know;
who makes the aristocratic relief;
〃 'I'm a Dowager Duchess; and everyone knows
I'm a lady right down to the tip of my toes。'
〃Very valuable among the minxes; worth her weight in half…crowns! I'd
give her an engagement any day; pretty bird! Ever seen her driving in a
cab? She takes off her gloves and spreads her hands over the apron to
get the air。 A canary! Anything for me to…night; Eureka? A dove; a
mongooseanything lucky? Give us a chance; mother!〃
The lady in vermilion; who had a tuft of golden hair in the midst of
her otherwise raven locks; glanced mysteriously at Mr。 Moses。
〃See anything; mother?〃 he asked; with theatrical solemnity。 〃A tiny
chunk of luck for tricky little Briskin?〃
〃I do see something;〃 said Eureka; in a dim and heavy voice。 〃It's just
close to you on that table by the brandy。〃
Mr。 Moses started; and cast a glance of awe at the tumbler。
〃My word;〃 he cried〃my word; mother! What's the blessed little symbol
like? Not a pony fresh from Jerusalem for your believing boy!〃
〃You must wait a moment。 It is not clear;〃 replied Eureka; slowly and
dreamily; fixing her heavy eyes on the brandy…and…soda。 〃It's all
cloudy。〃
〃Been imbibing; mother? Has the blessed little symbol been at it again?
Briskin's shockshocked!〃
〃It's getting clearer。 It stands in a band of fire。〃
〃Shade of Shadrach! Apparition of Abednego! Draw it mild and bitter;
mother!〃
〃Ah! now it steps out。 It's got a hump。〃
〃Got the hump; mother? My word! then it must be either a camel or an
undischarged bankrupt! Which is it; pretty soul?〃
〃It's a rhinoceros。 It's moving to you。〃
〃Yokohama; mother! Tell the pretty bird to keep back! What's it mean?〃
〃It's a sign of plenty。〃
〃Plenty of what; mother? The ready or the nose…bag? Give us a chance!〃
〃Plenty of good fortune; because its head is towards you。 If it had
presented its tail; it would mean black weather。〃
〃Don't let it turn tail; for Saturday's sake; mother。 Keep its head
straight while I finish the brandy!〃
And so saying; little Mr。 Moses; with elaborate furtiveness; caught up
the tumbler; poured its contents down his throat; and threw himself
back on the divan with the air of a man who had just escaped from peril
by the consummate personal exercise of unparalleled and sustained
ingenuity。
During this scene Miss Minerva had preserved her air of pronounced
Scottish good sense; while listening attentively; and she now said to
Eureka;
〃D'you see anything for Mr。 Vivian; dear Eureka? Even the littlest
thing would be welcomed。〃
Eureka stared upon the Prophet; who began to feel very nervous。
〃There's something round his head;〃 she remarked; with her usual almost
sacred earnestness。
The Prophet mechanically put up his hands; like a man anxious to
interfere with the assiduous attentions of a swarm of bees。
〃Something right round his head。〃
〃Is it a halo?〃 asked Miss Minerva。
〃Is it a Lincoln & Bennet; mother?〃 cried Mr。 Moses。 〃One of the shiny
onestwenty…one bob; and twenty…five…and…six if you want a kid
lining?〃
〃No; it's like some sort of bird。〃
〃 'I heard the owl beneath my eaves complaining;' 〃 chirped Mr。 Moses;
taking two or three high notes in a delicate tenor voice。 〃 'I looked
forthgreat Scot! How it was raining!' Is it an owl; mother? Ask it to
screech to Briskin。〃
〃It is no owl;〃 said Eureka to the Prophet。 〃It is a sparrowyour
bird。〃
〃Is it upon the housetop; mother; having a spree all on its little
alone?〃
〃No; it is hovering over the gentleman。〃
〃What does that mean?〃 said the Prophet; anxiously。
But at this point Eureka suddenly seemed to lose interest in the
matter。 〃Oh; you're all right;〃 she said carelessly。 〃I'm tired。 I
should like a wafer。〃
〃Mother's peckish。 Mother; I see an ostrich by your left elbow。 That's
a sign