第 33 节
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〃I know your dear father;〃 she said。 〃At least I know who he is。〃
And she looked firmly at the Prophet; who dropped his eyes。 They were
now at the corner of Air Street; and the purple 'bus could be seen
looming brilliantly in the distance。
〃Good…bye; Lady Enid;〃 said the Prophet。
〃Oh; I'll see you off;〃 she replied; evidently resolved to satisfy some
further; unexpressed curiosity。
〃There it is!〃 cried Capricornus。 〃It's coming! There it is!〃
〃Isn't it pretty?〃 shrieked the little Corona; who was evidently
growing much excited by the chocolates and the centralness of the whole
thing。 〃Let's go on the top! Let's go on the top!〃
She began to jump on the pavement; and her brother was just about to
follow her example when some sudden idea struck him into gravity。 He
turned to the Prophet and exclaimed solemnly;
〃Oh; if you please; Mr。 Vivian; have you got the crab with you?〃
〃The crab!〃 cried Lady Enid; with much vivacity。
〃Yes; yes; my boy; it's all right!〃 said the Prophet; hastily。
〃Not your boy; if you please; Mr。 Vivian;〃 returned the little
inquisitor。 〃And have you got the fist tooth?〃
〃Yes; yes!〃
〃And the rashes; and the honoured grandmother; and〃
〃I've got everything;〃 cried the Prophet; 〃every single thing!〃
〃Because mater familias said I was to make you bring them if I stayed
for them all day。〃
〃Yes; yes; they're all hereevery one。〃
Lady Enid was gazing at the Prophet's slim form with almost passionate
curiosity。 It was evidently a problem to her how he had managed to
conceal so many various commodities about his person without altering
his shape。 However; she had no time to study the matter; for at this
moment the purple 'bus jerked along the kerb; and the voice of the
conductor was heard crying;
〃Pork Butcher's Rest! All the way one penny! Porkpennyall the way
Butcher'sRestonePorkallPorkpennyPorkButcher'sPork
RestPorkpenny!〃
With a hasty farewell the Prophet; accompanied; and indeed closely
clutched; by the little Corona and Capricornus; scrambled fanatically;
and not without two or three heavy falls; to the summit of the 'bus;
while Lady Enid read the legend printed on it with a smile; ere she
turned to walk home; putting two and two together; and thinking; with
keen feminine satisfaction; how useless in the long run are all the
negatives of man。
In later years; though many memories intervene; the Prophet will never
forget his journey to the banks of the Mouse。 Always it seemed very
strange to him and dream…like; that everlasting journey upon the purple
'bus; complicated by the chatter of the younger scions of the Malkiel
dynasty; and by the shrill cries of the conductor summoning the
passers…by to hasten to that place of repose consecrated to the worthy
and hard…working individuals who drew their modest incomes from the
pig。 The character of the streets changed as the central districts were
left behind; and a curious scent; the scent of Suburbia; seemed to
float between the tall chimneys in the morose atmosphere。 The purple
chariot; which rolled on and on like the chariot of Fate; drew
gradually away from the large thoroughfares into mean streets; whose
air of dull gentility was for ever autumnal; and the Prophet; on
passing some gigantic gasworks; mechanically wondered whether it might
not; perhaps; be that monument to whose shadow Malkiel the First had
lived and died。 Once; looking up at the black sky; he remarked to the
little Capricornus that it was evidently going to rain。
〃No; Mr。 Vivian;〃 replied the boy。 〃It won't rain hard this week。
January's a fine month; but there'll be heavy floods in March;
especially along the banks of the Thames。〃
〃And in February there'll be such a lot of scarlet fever in the
southern portions of England;〃 added the little Corona。 〃Oh; Corney;
just look at that kitty on the airey railings!〃
〃Area; Corona;〃 corrected her brother。 〃Oh; my! ain't it funny?〃
The Prophet remembered that he was travelling with the scions of a
prophetic house。
It seemed many years before the 'bus stopped before a brick building
full of quart pots; situated upon a gentle eminence sloping to a coal…
yard; and the voice of the conductor proclaimed that the place of
repose was reached。 The Prophet and his diminutive guides descended
from the roof and were shortly in a train puffing between the hunched
backs of abominable little houses; sooty as street cats and alive with
crying babies。 Then bits of waste land appeared; bald wildernesses in
which fragments of broken crockery hibernated with old tin cans and
kettles yellow as dying leaves。 A furtive brown rivulet wandered here
and there like a thing endeavouring to conceal itself and unable to
find a hiding…place。
〃That's the Mouse; Mr。 Vivian;〃 remarked Capricornus; proudly。 〃We
shall soon be there。〃
〃Ridiculum mus;〃 rejoined his sister; who evidently took after her
learned mother。
〃Culus; Corona; and you're not to say that。 Pater familias says that
the Mouse is a noble stream。 We get out here; Mr。 Vivian。〃
Here proved to be a wayside station on the very bank of the noble
stream; and on the edge of a piece of waste ground so large that it
might almost have been called country。
The Prophet and the two kids set off across this earth; which was named
by the inhabitants 〃the Common。〃 In the distance rose a fringe of
detached brick and stone villas towards which Capricornus now pointed a
forefinger that trembled with pride。
〃That's where we live;〃 he said; in a voice that was grown squeaky from
conceit。
〃Dulce domus;〃 piped his sister; clutching the skirt of the Prophet's
coat; and; thus supported; performing several very elaborate dancing
steps upon the clayey soil over which he was feebly staggering。 〃Dulce
dulce; dulce domus。 Look at that rat; Corney!〃
A large; raking rodent; indeed; at that instant emerged from the
wreckage of what had once been a copper cauldron near by; and walked
slowly away towards a slope of dust garnished with broken bottles and
abandoned cabbage stalks。 The Prophet shuddered and longed to flee; but
the two kids; as if divining his thought; now clasped his hands and led
him firmly forward to a yellow villa; fringed with white Bath stone and
garnished plentifully with griffins。 From its flat front shot
ostentatiously forth a porch adorned with Roman columns which commanded
a near view of the Mouse; and before the porch was a small garden in
which several healthy…looking nettles had made their home。
As the Prophet and the two kids approached this delightful abode; a
white face appeared; gluing itself to the pane of an upper window。
〃There's pater familias!〃 piped Capricornus。 〃Don't he look ill?〃
As they mounted the flight of imitation marble steps the face
disappeared abruptly。
〃He's coming to let us in;〃 said Capricornus。 〃You're sure you've
brought the crab and all the rashes?〃
〃Quite sure。〃
〃Because; if you haven't; I don't know whatever mater familias'll〃
At this moment the portal of the lodge was furtively opened about half
an inch; and a very small segment of ashen…coloured human face;
containing a large and apprehensive eye; was shown in the aperture。
〃Are you alone?〃 said the hollow voice of Mr。 Sagittarius。
〃Quite; quite alone;〃 said the Prophet; reassuringly。
〃It's all right; pater familias!〃 cried Capricornus。 〃He's brought all
the rashes and the first tooth and everything。 I made him。〃
〃I don't think he wanted to;〃 added the little Corona; suddenly
developing malice。
〃I've taken this long journey; Mr。 Sagittarius;〃 said the Prophet; with
a remnant of self…respect; 〃at your special request。 Am I to be
permitted to come in?〃
〃If you're sure you're quite alone;〃 returned the sage; showing a
slightly enlarged segment of face。
〃I am quite surepositive!〃
At this the door was opened just sufficiently to admit the passage of
one thin person at a time; and; in single file; the Prophet; Corona and
Capricornus passed into the lodge。
CHAPTER XV
THE PROPHET CREATES A DIVERSION AT HIS OWN EXPENSE
On stepping into a small vestibule; paved with black and white
lozenges; and fitted up with an iron umbrella stand; a Moorish lamp and
a large yellow china pug dog; the Prophet found himself at once faced
by Mr。 Sagittarius; whose pallid countenance; nervous eye and
suspicious demeanour plainly proclaimed him to be; as he had stated;
very rightly and properly going about in fear of his life。
〃Go to the schoolroom; my darlings;〃 he whispered to his children。
〃Why; what have you there?〃
〃Choclets;〃 said Capricornus。
〃From the pretty lady; mulius pulchrum;〃 added the little Corona。
〃Who is a mulibus pulchrum; my love?〃 asked Mr。 Sagittarius; before
Capricornus had time to correct his sister's Latin。