第 20 节
作者:曾氏六合网      更新:2022-08-21 16:41      字数:9322
  furnished with elastic sides; and over her left wrist she carried a
  plush reticule; whose mouth was kept shut by a tightly…drawn scarlet
  riband。 On the left side of her pelisse reposed a round bouquet of
  violets about the size of a Rugby football。
  〃I thought you might like to have some tea;〃 began the Prophet; in his
  most soothing manner; while Mr。 Ferdinand; with pursed lips; softly
  arranged that beverage upon the seat which Mr。 Sagittariusso we must
  call himhad just vacated。
  〃Thank you;〃 said Madame Sagittarius; with dignity。 〃It would be
  acceptable。 The long journey from the banks of the Mouse to these
  central districts is not without its fatigue。 A beautiful equipage!〃
  〃You said〃
  〃You have a very fine equipage。〃
  〃You have seen the brougham?〃 said the Prophet; in some surprise。
  〃What broom?〃 buzzed Madame Sagittarius。
  〃I thought you were admiring〃
  〃The tea equipage。〃
  〃Oh; yes; to be sure。 Queen Anne silver; yes。〃
  〃A great woman!〃 said Madame Sagittarius; spreading a silk handkerchief
  that exactly matched the ostrich tips in her bonnet carefully over her
  velvet lap。 〃All who have read Mrs。 Markham's work of genius with
  understanding must hold her name in reverence。 A noble creature! A pity
  she died!〃
  〃A great pity indeed!〃
  〃Still we must remember that /Mors omnis communibus/。 We must not
  forget that。〃
  〃No; no。〃
  〃And after all it is the will of Providence。 /Mors Deo/。〃
  〃Quite so。〃
  During this classical and historical retrospect Mr。 Ferdinand had
  finished his task and quitted the apartment。 As soon as he had gone
  Madame Sagittarius continued;
  〃As the mother of Corona and Capricornus I feel it my duty to ask you;
  sirthat is; Mr。〃
  〃Vivian。〃
  〃Mr。 Vivian; whether the illness in your house is really only ankles as
  the gentleman who opened the door assured me?〃
  〃It is only that。〃
  〃Not catching?〃
  〃Oh; dear; no。〃
  〃There; Sophronia!〃 said Mr。 Sagittarius。 〃I told you it was merely the
  prophecy。〃
  He suddenly assumed a formidable manner; and continued;
  〃And now; sir; that we are alone〃
  But Madame interrupted him。
  〃Kindly permit our host to succour my fatigue; Jupiter;〃 she said
  severely。 〃I am greatly upset by the journey。 When I am restored we can
  proceed to business。 At present I am fit only for consolation。〃
  Mr。 Sagittarius subsided; and the Prophet hastily assisted the victim
  of prolonged travel to some buttered toast。 Having also attended to the
  wants of her precipitate underling; he thought it a good opportunity to
  proceed to a full explanation with the august couple; and he therefore
  remarked; with an ingratiating and almost tender smile;
  〃I think I ought to tell you at once that there will be no need for any
  further anxiety on your part。 I have put down my telescope and have
  well; in fact; I have decided once and for all to give up prophecy for
  the future。〃
  The Prophet; in his innocence; had expected that this declaration of
  policy would exercise a soothing influence upon his guests; more
  especially when he addedit is to be feared with some insincerity;
  〃I have come to the conclusion that I overrated my powers; as amateurs
  will; you know; and that I have never really possessed any special
  talent in that direction。 I think I shall take up golf instead; or
  perhaps the motor car。〃
  He spoke deliberately in a light…minded; even frivolous; manner; toying
  airily with a sugar biscuit; as he leaned back in his chair; which
  stood opposite to Madame Sagittarius's。 To his great surprise his well…
  meaning remarks were received with every symptom of grave
  dissatisfaction by his illustrious companions。 Madame Sagittarius threw
  herself suddenly forward with a most vivacious snort; and her husband's
  face was immediately overcast by a threatening gloom that seemed to
  portend some very disagreeable expression of adverse humour。
  〃That won't do; sir; at this time of day!〃 he exclaimed。 〃You should
  have thought of that yesterday。 That won't do at all; will it; Madame?〃
  〃/O miseris hominorum mentas/!〃 exclaimed that lady; tragically。 〃/O
  pectorae caecae/!〃
  〃You hear her; sir?〃 continued Mr。 Sagittarius。 〃You grasp her
  meaning?〃
  〃I do hear certainly;〃 said the Prophet; beginning to feel that he
  really must rub up his classics。
  〃She helps Capricornus; sir; of an evening。 She assists him in his
  Latin。 Madame is a lady of deep education; sir。〃
  〃Quite so。 But〃
  〃There can be no going back; sir;〃 continued Mr。 Sagittarius。 〃Can
  there; Madame?〃
  〃No human creature can go back;〃 said Madame Sagittarius。 〃Such is the
  natural law as exemplified by the great Charles Darwin in his
  /Vegetable Mould and Silkworms/。 No human creature can go back。 Least
  of all this gentleman。 He must go forward and we with him。〃
  The Prophet began to feel uncomfortable。
  〃But〃 he said。
  〃There is no such word as 'but' in my dictionary;〃 retorted the lady。
  〃Ah; an abridged edition; no doubt;〃 said the Prophet。 〃Still〃
  〃I am better now;〃 interposed Madame Sagittarius; brushing some crumbs
  of toast from her pelisse with the orange handkerchief。 〃Jupiter; if
  you are ready; we can explain the test to the gentleman。〃
  So saying she drew a vinaigrette; set with fine imitation carbuncles;
  from the plush reticule; and applied it majestically to her nose。 The
  Prophet grew really perturbed。 He remembered his promise to his
  grandmother and Sir Tiglath; and felt that he must assert himself more
  strongly。
  〃I assure you;〃 he began; with some show of firmness; 〃no tests will be
  necessary。 My telescope has already been removed from its position;
  and〃
  〃Then it must be reinstated; sir;〃 said Mr。 Sagittarius; 〃and this very
  night。 Madame has hit upon a plan; sir; of searching you to the quick。
  Trust a woman; sir; to do that。〃
  〃I should naturally trust Madame Sagittarius;〃 said the Prophet; very
  politely。 〃But I really cannot〃
  〃So you say; sir。 Our business is to find out whether; living in the
  Berkeley Square as you do; you can bring off a prophecy of any
  importance or not。 The future of myself; Madame and family depends upon
  the results of the experiments which we shall make upon you during the
  next few days。〃
  The Prophet began to feel as if he were shut up alone with a couple of
  determined practitioners of vivisection。
  〃Let's see; my dear;〃 continued Mr。 Sagittarius; addressing his wife;
  〃what was it to be?〃
  〃The honored grandmother one;〃 replied the lady; tersely。
  The Prophet started。
  〃I cannot possibly consent〃 he began。
  〃Pray; Mr。 Vivian; listen to me;〃 interposed Madame Sagittarius。
  〃Pray; sir; attend to Madame!〃 said Mr。 Sagittarius; sternly。
  〃But I must really〃
  〃January;〃 said Madame; 〃is a month of grave importance to grandmothers
  this year; is it not; Jupiter?〃
  〃Yes; my dear。 In consequence of Scorpio being in the sign of
  Sagittarius。 The crab will be very busy up till the third of February。〃
  〃Just so。〃
  〃At which date the little dog; my love; assumes the roll of maleficence
  towards the aged。〃
  〃I know。 /Cane cavem/。 When was the old lady born; Mr。 Vivian; if you
  please?〃
  〃What old lady?〃 stammered the Prophet; beginning to perspire。
  〃The old lady who's got ankles; your honoured grandmother?〃
  〃On the twentieth of this month。 But〃
  〃At what time?〃
  〃Six in the morning。 But〃
  〃Under what star?〃
  〃Saturn。 But〃
  〃That's lucky; isn't it; Jupiter?〃 said Madame; in an increasingly
  business…like manner。 〃That brings her into touch with the Camelopard
  doesn't it?〃
  〃Into very close touch indeed; my dear; and also with the bull。 He goes
  right to her; as you may say。〃
  〃I cannot conceivably permit〃 began the Prophet in much agitation。
  But Madame; without taking the smallest notice of him; proceeded。
  〃Will the scorpion be round her on her birthday?〃
  〃Close round her; my lovewith the serpent。 They work together。〃
  〃Together; do they? You know what effect they'll have on her; don't
  you; Jupiter?〃
  〃I should rather think so; my darling;〃 replied Mr。 Sagittarius; with
  an air of profound and sinister information。
  The Prophet's blood ran cold in his veins。 Yet he felt for the moment
  unable to utter a syllable; or even to make a gesture of protest。 So
  entirely detached from him did the worthy couple appear to be; so
  completely wrapped up in their own evidently well…considered and
  carefully…laid plans; that he had a sense of being in another sphere;
  not theirs; of hearing their remarks from some distance off。 Madame
  Sagittarius now turned towards him in a formal manner; and continued。
  〃And now; Mr。 Vivian; I shall have to lay down the procedure that you
  will follow。 Have you a good memoryno; a pencil and notebook will be
  best。 /Litterae scriptus mane