第 7 节
作者:曾氏六合网      更新:2022-08-21 16:40      字数:9321
  the deal and ground glass door; and returned to the counter; whistling
  in an absent…minded manner; 〃I'm a Happy Millionaire from Colorado。〃
  CHAPTER III
  THE TWO PROPHETS PARTAKE OF 〃CREAMING FOAM。〃
  〃And now; sir;〃 said Malkiel the Second; pointing to a couple of cane
  chairs which; with the table; endeavoured; rather unsuccessfully; to
  furnish forth the parlour at Jellybrand's; 〃now sir; what do you want
  with me?〃
  As he spoke he threw his black overcoat wide open; seated himself on
  the edge of one of the chairs in a dignified attitude; and crossed his
  feetwhich were not innocent of spatsone over the other。
  The Prophet was resolved to dare all; and he; therefore; answered
  boldly;
  〃Malkiel the Second; I wish to speak to you as one prophet to another。〃
  At this remark Malkiel started violently; and darted a searching glance
  from beneath his blonde eyebrows at Hennessey。
  〃Do you live in the Berkeley Square; sir;〃 he said; 〃and claim to be a
  prophet?〃
  〃I do;〃 said Hennessey; with modest determination。
  Malkiel smiled; a long and wreathed smile that was full of luscious
  melancholy and tragic sweetness。
  〃The assumption seems rather ridiculousforgive me;〃 he exclaimed。
  〃The Berkeley Square! Whatever would Madame say?〃
  〃Madame?〃 said the Prophet; inquiringly。
  〃Madame Malkiel; or Madame Sagittarius; as she always passes。〃
  〃Your wife?〃
  〃My honoured lady;〃 said Malkiel; with pride。 〃More to me almost than
  any lunar guide or starry monitor。 What; oh; what would she say to a
  prophet from the Berkeley Square?〃
  He burst into hollow laughter; shaking upon the cane chair till its
  very foundations seemed threatened as by an earthquake; and was obliged
  to apply the flight of storks to his eyes before he could in any degree
  recover his equanimity。 At length he glanced up with tears rolling down
  his cheeks。
  〃Excuse me; sir;〃 he said。 〃But what can you know of prophecy in such a
  fashionable neighbourhood; close to Grosvenor Square and within sight;
  as one may say; of Piccadilly? Oh; dear; oh; dear!〃
  〃But really;〃 said the Prophet; who had flushed red; but who still
  spoke with pleasant mildness; 〃what influence can neighbourhood have
  upon such a superterrestrial matter?〃
  〃Did Isaiah reside in the Berkeley Square; sir?〃
  〃I fancy not。 Still〃
  〃I fancy not; too;〃 rejoined Malkiel。 〃Nor Bernard Wilkins either; or
  any prophet that ever I heard of。 Why; even Jesse Jones lives off
  Perkin's Road; Wandsworth Common; though he does keep a sitting…room in
  Berners Street just to see his clients in; and he is a very low…class
  person; even for a prophet。 No; no; sir; Madame is quite right。 She
  married me despite the damningyes; I say; sir; the damning fact that
  I was a prophet〃 here Malkiel the Second brought down one of the
  dogskin gloves with violence upon the rickety parlour table〃but
  before ever we went to the Registrar's she made me take a solemn oath。
  What was it; do you say?〃
  〃Yes; I do;〃 said Hennessey; leaning forward and gazing into Malkiel's
  long and excited face round which the heavy mat of pomaded hair
  vibrated。
  〃It was this; sirto mix with no prophets so long as we both should
  live。 Prophets; she truly said; are low…class; even dirty; persons。
  Their parties; their 'at homes' are shoddy。 They live in fourth…rate
  neighbourhoods。 They burn gas and sit on horsehair。 Only in rare cases
  do they have any bathroom in their houses。 Their influence would be bad
  for the children when they begin to grow up。 How could Corona make her
  /debut/〃Malkiel pronounced it debbew〃in prophetic circles? How
  could she come out in Drakeman's Villas; Tooting; or dance with such
  young fellers as frequent Hagglin's Buildings; Clapham Rise? How could
  she do it; sir?〃
  〃I don't know; I'm sure;〃 gasped the Prophet。
  〃Nor I; sir; nor I;〃 continued Malkiel; with unabated fervour。 〃And
  it's the same with Capricornus。 My boy shall not be thrown in with
  prophets。 Did Malkiel the First start the /Almanac/ for that? Did he
  foster it till it went from the poor servant girl's attic into the
  gilded apartments of the aristocracy and lay even upon Royal tables for
  that? Did he; I say?〃
  〃I haven't an idea;〃 said the Prophet。
  〃He did not; sir。 And II myself〃he arranged the diamond pin in his
  white satin tie with an almost imperial gesture〃have not followed
  upon the lines he laid down without imbibing; as I may truly say; the
  lofty spirit that guided him; the lofty social spirit; as Madame calls
  it。 There have been other prophets; I know。 There are other prophets。 I
  do not attempt to deny it。 But where else than here; sir〃the dogskin
  glove lay upon the breast of the chocolate brown frock coat〃where
  else than here will you find a prophet who hides his identity beneath
  an /alias/; who remains; as Madame always says; /perdew/; and who
  conducts his profession on honourable and business…like lines? Am I
  dressed like a prophet?〃 He suddenly brought his doubled fist down upon
  the Prophet's knee。
  〃No;〃 cried Hennessey。 〃Certainly not!〃
  〃Why; sir; how can I be when I tell you that Merriman & Saxster of
  Regent Street are my tailors; and have been since my first pair of
  trouserings? Do I bear myself prophetically? I think you will agree
  that I do not when you know that I am frequently mistaken for an
  outside brokeryes; sir; and that this has even happened upon the pier
  at Margate。 You have seen my demeanour at Jellybrand's。 You saw me come
  into the library。 You saw my manner with Frederick Smith。 Was it
  assuming? Did I lord it over the lad?〃
  〃Certainly not。〃
  〃No。 I might have been anybody; any ordinary person living in Grosvenor
  Place; or; like yourself; in the Berkeley Square。 And so it ever is。
  Other prophets there arepossibly men of a certain ability even in
  that directionbut there is only one Malkiel; only one who attends
  strictly to business; who draws a good income from the stars; sir; and
  satisfies the public month in; month out; without making a fuss about
  it。 Wait a few years; sir; only wait!〃
  〃Certainly;〃 said the Prophet。 〃I will。〃
  〃Wait till the children are grown up。 Wait till Capricornus has got his
  Latin by heart and gone to Oxford。 Then; and only then; you will know
  whether Malkiel the Second is the exception to the rule of prophets。
  Yes; and Madame shall know it; too。 She trusted me; sir; as only a
  woman can。 She knew I was a prophet and had a prophet for a father
  before me。 And yet she trusted me。 It was a daring thing to do。 Many
  would call it foolhardy。 Wouldn't they; sir?〃
  The dogskin glove was raised。 The Prophet hastened to reply;
  〃I daresay they would。〃
  〃But she was not afraid; and she shall have her reward。 Corona shall
  never set foot in Drakeman's Villas; nor breathe the air of Hagglin's。
  I must have a glass of water; I must; sir; indeed。〃
  He gasped heavily and was about to rise; when the Prophet said:
  〃Join me in a glass of wine。〃
  〃I should be delighted;〃 Malkiel answered。 〃Delighted; I'm sure; but I
  doubt whether Jellybrand's〃
  〃Could not Frederick Smith go out and fetch us aa pint bottle of
  champagne?〃 said the Prophet; playing a desperate card in the prophetic
  game。
  An expression almost of joviality overspread the tragic farce of
  Malkiel's appearance。
  〃We'll see;〃 he answered; opening the deal door。 〃Frederick Smith!〃
  〃Here; Mr。 Sagittarius;〃 cried the soprano voice of the young
  librarian。
  〃Can you leave the library for a moment; Frederick Smith?〃
  The Prophet held up a sovereign over Malkiel the Second's narrow
  shoulder。
  〃Yes; Mr。 Sagittarius; for half a mo!〃
  〃Ah! Where is the nearest champagne; Frederick Smith?〃
  〃The nearest〃
  〃Champagne; I said; Frederick Smith。〃
  〃I daresay I could get a dozen at Gillow's next the rabbit shop;〃
  replied the young librarian; thoughtfully。
  The Prophet shuddered to the depths of his being; but he was now
  embarked upon his enterprise and must crowd all sail。
  〃Go to Gillow's;〃 he exclaimed; with an assumption of feverish
  geniality; 〃and bring back a couple of rabbitsI mean bottles。 They
  must be dry。 You understand?〃
  The young librarian looked out of the window。
  〃Oh; I'll manage that; sir。 It ain't raining;〃 he replied carelessly。
  The Prophet stifled a cry of horror as he pressed the sovereign into
  the young librarian's hand。
  〃You can keep the change;〃 he whispered; adding in a tremulous voice;
  〃Tell metell me franklydo you think in your own mind that there
  will be any?〃
  〃I don't know about in my own mind;〃 rejoined the young librarian;
  drawing a tweed cap from some hidden recess beneath the counter。 〃But
  if you only want two bottles I expect there'll be ten bob over。〃
  The Prophet turned as pale as ashes and had some difficulty in
  sustaining himself to the parlour; where he and Malkiel