第 3 节
作者:曾氏六合网      更新:2022-08-21 16:40      字数:9322
  Hennessey beginthrough his telescopeto see the great possibilities
  that foot it about the existence of even the meanest man who eats;
  drinks and suffers。 For through his telescope he saw that he might be a
  prophet。 Malkiel read the future in the stars。 Why not he?
  He endeavoured to do so。 He sought an intimacy with the benefic
  /Jupiter/; and found itperhaps by a secret kow…towing to
  /Sagittarius/。 He made up openly to /Canis Major/ and was shortly on
  what might almost be considered terms of affection with /Venus/。 And he
  was; moreover; presently quite fearless in the presence of /Saturn/;
  quite unabashed beneath the glittering eye of /Mercury/。 Then; as the
  neophyte growing bold by familiarity with the circle of the great ones;
  he ventured on his first prophecy; a discreet and even humble forecast
  of the weather。 He predicted a heavy fall of snow for a certain
  evening; and so distrusted his own prediction that when the evening
  came; mild and benign; he sallied forth to the Empire Palace of
  Varieties; and stayed till near midnight; laughing at the sallies of
  French clowns; and applauding the frail antics of cockatoos on motor
  bicycles。 When; on the stroke of twelve; he came airily forth wrapped
  in the lightest of dust coats; he was obliged to endure the greatest of
  man's amazementsthe knowledge that there was a well of truth within
  him。 Leicester Square was swathed in an ivory fleece; and he was
  obliged to gain Berkeley Square on foot; treading gingerly in pumps;
  escorted by linkmen with flaring golden torches; and preceded by tipsy
  but assiduous ruffians armed with shovels; who; with many a lusty oath
  and horrid imprecation; cleared a thin thread of path between the
  towering walls of snow that sparkled faintly in the gaslight。
  This experience fired him。 He rose up early; lay down late; and; quite
  with her assent; cast the horoscope of Mrs。 Merillia in the sweat of
  his brow。 He cast; we say; her horoscope and; from a certain
  conjunction of the planets; he gathered; to his horror; that upon the
  fifteenth day of the month of January she would suffer an accident
  while on an evening jaunt。 We find him now; on this fifteenth day of
  the first month; aware of his revered grandmother's intrepid expedition
  to the Gaiety Theatre; waiting her return to Berkeley Square with
  mingled feelings which we might analyse for pages; but which we prefer
  baldly to state。
  He longed to be proved indeed a prophet; and he longed also to see his
  beloved relative return from her sheaf of pleasures in the free and
  unconstrained use of all her graceful limbs。 He was; therefore; torn by
  foes in a mental conflict; and was in no case to sip the philosophic
  honey of Marcus Aurelius as he sat between the telescope and the fire
  in the comfortable drawing…room awaiting his grandmother's return。
  〃Gustavus;〃 said Mr。 Ferdinand in the servants' hall to the flushed
  footman who lay upon a what…not; sipping a glass of ale and reading a
  new and unabridged farthing edition of Carlyle's /French Revolution/;
  〃Gustavus; Mrs。 Merillia has been and gone to the Gaiety Theatre
  to…night。 We expect her back at eleven…thirty sharp。 She may need
  assistance on her return; Gustavus。〃
  The footman put down the tumbler which he was in the act of raising to
  his pouted lips。
  〃Assistance; Mr。 Ferdinand!〃 he ejaculated。 〃Mrs。 Merillia; Mr。
  Ferdinand!〃
  〃She maywe say she /may/have to be carried to bed; Gustavus。〃
  Gustavus's jaw dropped; and the /French Revolution/ fluttered in his
  startled hands。
  〃Good lawks; Mr。 Ferdinand!〃 he exclaimed (not quoting from Carlyle)。
  〃Have an armchair ready in the hall; Gustavus。 Mrs。 Merillia must not
  be dropped。 You understand? That will do; Gustavus。〃
  And Mr。 Ferdinand passed to the adjacent supper…table; to join the
  upper housemaid in a discussion of two subjects that were very near to
  their hearts; a round of beef and a tureen of pickled cabbage; while
  Gustavus got up from the what…not in a bemused manner; and proceeded to
  search dreamily for an armchair。 He came upon one by chance in the
  dining…room; and wheeled it out into the hall just as the clocks in the
  house rang out the half…hour after eleven。
  The Prophet above sprang up from the couch by the fire; Mr。 Ferdinand
  below closed his discussion with the upper housemaid; and the former
  rapidly came down; the latter up; stairs as the roll of wheels broke
  through the silence of the square。
  Gustavus; in an attitude of bridled curiosity; was posed beneath a
  polar bear that held an electric lamp。 His hand was laid upon the back
  of the armchair; and his round hazel eyes were turned expectantly
  towards the hall as his two masters joined him。
  〃Is all ready; Mr。 Ferdinand?〃 said the Prophet; anxiously。
  〃All is ready; sir;〃 replied the butler。
  〃Wheel the chair forward; Gustavus; if you please;〃 said the Prophet。
  〃Mrs。 Merillia must not be dropped。 Remember that。〃
  〃Not be dropped; sirno。〃
  The chair ran forward on its amicable castors as a carriage was heard
  to stop outside。 Mr。 Ferdinand flung open the portal; and the Prophet
  glided out excitedly upon the step。
  〃Well?〃 he cried; 〃well?〃
  A footman; in a long drab coat with red facings; was preparing to get
  off the box of a smart brougham; but before he could reach the
  pavement; a charming head; covered with a lace cap; was thrust out of
  the window; and a musical and almost girlish voice cried;
  〃All nonsense; Hennessey; all rubbish! Saturn don't know what he's
  talkin' about。 Look!〃
  The carriage door was vivaciously opened from the inside and a
  delightful little old lady; dressed in brown silk; with a long;
  cheerful pointed nose; rosy cheeks; and chestnut hairthat almost
  mightn't have been a wig in certain lightsprepared to leap forth
  without waiting for the reverent assistance that the Prophet; flanked
  by Mr。 Ferdinand and Gustavus; was in waiting to afford。
  As she jumped; she began to cry; 〃Not much wrong with me; is there;
  Hennessey?〃 but before the sentence was completed she had caught her
  neat foot in her brown silk gown; had stumbled from the step of the
  carriage to the pavement; had twisted her pretty ankle; had reeled and
  almost fallen; had been caught by the Prophet and Mr。 Ferdinand; borne
  tenderly into the hall; and placed in the armchair which the terrified
  Gustavus; with almost enraged ardour; drove forward to receive her。 As
  she sank down in it; helpless; Mrs。 Merillia exclaimed; with unabated
  vivacity;
  〃It's happened; Hennessey; it's happened! But it was my own doin' and
  yours。 You shouldn't have prophesied at your age; and I shouldn't have
  jumped at mine。
  〃Dearest grannie!〃 cried the Prophet; on his knees beside her; 〃how
  grieved; how shocked I am! Is itis it〃
  〃Sprained; Hennessey?〃
  He nodded。 Mechanically Mr。 Ferdinand nodded。 Gustavus let his powdered
  head drop; too; in imitation of his superiors。
  〃I'll tell you in the drawin'room。〃
  She placed her pretty; mittened hands upon the arms of the chair; and
  gave a little wriggle; trying to get up。 Then she cried out
  musically;
  〃No; I must be carried up。 Mr。 Ferdinand!〃
  〃Ma'am!〃
  〃Is Gustavus to be trusted?〃
  〃Trusted; ma'am!〃 cried Mr。 Ferdinand; looking at Gustavus; who had
  assumed an expression of pale and pathetic dignity。 〃Trusteda London
  footman! Oh; ma'am!〃
  His voice failed。 He choked and began to rummage in the pocket of his
  black tail coat for his perfumed handkerchief。
  〃T'st; t'st! I mean his arms;〃 said Mrs。 Merillia; patting her delicate
  hands quickly on the chair。 〃Can he carry me?〃
  The countenance of Mr。 Ferdinand cleared; while Gustavus eagerly
  extended his right arm; bent it sharply; and allowed his magnificent
  biceps to rise up in sudden majesty。 Mrs。 Merillia was reassured。
  〃Hoist me to the drawin'…room; then;〃 she said。 〃Hennessey; will you
  walk behind?〃
  The procession was formed; and the little old lady proceeded by a
  succession of jerks to the upper floor; her silk gown rustling against
  the balusters; and her tiny feet dangling loosely in mid…air; while her
  long and elegant head nodded each time Mr。 Ferdinand and Gustavus
  pranced carefully sideways to a higher step。 The Prophet followed
  solicitously behind; with hands outstretched to check any dangerous
  recoil。 His face was very grave; but not entirely unhappy。
  〃Set me down by the fire;〃 said Mrs。 Merillia; when she found herself
  being smoothly propelled through the atmosphere of the drawing…room。
  The menials obeyed with breathless assiduity。
  〃And now bring me a sandwich; a glass of toast and water and a fan; if
  you please。 Yes; put the footstool well under me。〃
  〃Dearest grannie;〃 said the Prophet; when the men had retired; 〃are you
  in great pain?〃
  〃No; Hennessey。 Are you?〃
  Mrs。 Merillia's green eyes twinkled。
  〃I!〃
  〃Yes; at my accident。