〃The　Tower？〃
  〃The　Tower　of　London。　　Did　you　never　hear　of　it？〃
  〃Oh；　yes；　I　have　been　there；〃　said　Lord　Lambeth。
  〃I　was　taken　there　by　my　governess　when　I　was　six　years　old。
  It's　a　rum　idea；　your　going　there。〃
  〃Do　give　me　a　few　more　rum　ideas；〃　said　Bessie。　　〃I　want
  to　see　everything　of　that　sort。　　I　am　going　to　Hampton　Court；
  and　to　Windsor；　and　to　the　Dulwich　Gallery。〃
  Lord　Lambeth　seemed　greatly　amused。　　〃I　wonder　you　don't　go
  to　the　Rosherville　Gardens。〃
  〃Are　they　interesting？〃　asked　Bessie。
  〃Oh；　wonderful。〃
  〃Are　they　very　old？　　That's　all　I　care　for；〃　said　Bessie。
  〃They　are　tremendously　old；　they　are　all　falling　to　ruins。〃
  〃I　think　there　is　nothing　so　charming　as　an　old　ruinous　garden；〃
  said　the　young　girl。　　〃We　must　certainly　go　there。〃
  Lord　Lambeth　broke　out　into　merriment。　　〃I　say；　Woodley；〃　he　cried；
  〃here's　Miss　Alden　wants　to　go　to　the　Rosherville　Gardens！〃
  Willie　Woodley　looked　a　little　blank；　he　was　caught　in　the　fact
  of　ignorance　of　an　apparently　conspicuous　feature　of　London　life。
  But　in　a　moment　he　turned　it　off。　　〃Very　well；〃　he　said；　〃I'll　write
  for　a　permit。〃
  Lord　Lambeth's　exhilaration　increased。　　〃Gad；　I　believe　you　Americans　would
  go　anywhere！〃　he　cried。
  〃We　wish　to　go　to　Parliament；〃　said　Bessie。　　〃That's　one　of　the　first　things。〃
  〃Oh；　it　would　bore　you　to　death！〃　cried　the　young　man。
  〃We　wish　to　hear　you　speak。〃
  〃I　never　speakexcept　to　young　ladies；〃　said　Lord　Lambeth；　smiling。
  Bessie　Alden　looked　at　him　a　while；　smiling；　too；　in　the　shadow
  of　her　parasol。　　〃You　are　very　strange；〃　she　murmured。
  〃I　don't　think　I　approve　of　you。〃
  〃Ah；　now；　don't　be　severe；　Miss　Alden；〃　said　Lord　Lambeth；
  smiling　still　more。　　〃Please　don't　be　severe。　　I　want　you
  to　like　meawfully。〃
  〃To　like　you　awfully？　　You　must　not　laugh　at　me；　then；　when　I　make　mistakes。
  I　consider　it　my　rightas　a　freeborn　Americanto　make　as　many　mistakes
  as　I　choose。〃
  〃Upon　my　word；　I　didn't　laugh　at　you；〃　said　Lord　Lambeth。
  〃And　not　only　that；〃　Bessie　went　on；　〃but　I　hold　that　all　my　mistakes　shall
  be　set　down　to　my　credit。　　You　must　think　the　better　of　me　for　them。〃
  〃I　can't　think　better　of　you　than　I　do；〃　the　young　man　declared。
  Bessie　Alden　looked　at　him　a　moment　again。　　〃You　certainly　speak
  very　well　to　young　ladies。　　But　why　don't　you　address　the　House？
  isn't　that　what　they　call　it？〃
  〃Because　I　have　nothing　to　say；〃　said　Lord　Lambeth。
  〃Haven't　you　a　great　position？〃　asked　Bessie　Alden。
  He　looked　a　moment　at　the　back　of　his　glove。　　〃I'll　set　that　down；〃
  he　said；　〃as　one　of　your　mistakesto　your　credit。〃　　And　as　if
  he　disliked　talking　about　his　position；　he　changed　the　subject。
  〃I　wish　you　would　let　me　go　with　you　to　the　Tower；　and　to　Hampton　Court；
  and　to　all　those　other　places。〃
  〃We　shall　be　most　happy；〃　said　Bessie。
  〃And　of　course　I　shall　be　delighted　to　show　you　the　House　of　Lords
  some　day　that　suits　you。　　There　are　a　lot　of　things　I　want　to　do　for　you。
  I　want　to　make　you　have　a　good　time。　　And　I　should　like　very　much
  to　present　some　of　my　friends　to　you；　if　it　wouldn't　bore　you。
  Then　it　would　be　awfully　kind　of　you　to　come　down　to　Branches。〃
  〃We　are　much　obliged　to　you；　Lord　Lambeth；〃　said　Bessie。
  〃What　is　Branches？〃
  〃It's　a　house　in　the　country。　　I　think　you　might　like　it。〃
  Willie　Woodley　and　Mrs。　Westgate　at　this　moment　were　sitting
  in　silence；　and　the　young　man's　ear　caught　these　last　words　of　Lord
  Lambeth's。　〃He's　inviting　Miss　Bessie　to　one　of　his　castles；〃
  he　murmured　to　his　companion。
  Mrs。　Westgate；　foreseeing　what　she　mentally　called　〃complications；〃
  immediately　got　up；　and　the　two　ladies；　taking　leave　of　Lord　Lambeth；
  returned；　under　Mr。　Woodley's　conduct；　to　Jones's　Hotel。
  Lord　Lambeth　came　to　see　them　on　the　morrow；　bringing　Percy
  Beaumont　with　himthe　latter　having　instantly　declared　his
  intention　of　neglecting　none　of　the　usual　offices　of　civility。
  This　declaration；　however；　when　his　kinsman　informed　him
  of　the　advent　of　their　American　friends；　had　been　preceded
  by　another　remark。
  〃Here　they　are；　then；　and　you　are　in　for　it。〃
  〃What　am　I　in　for？〃　demanded　Lord　Lambeth。
  〃I　will　let　your　mother　give　it　a　name。　　With　all　respect　to　whom；〃
  added　Percy　Beaumont；　〃I　must　decline　on　this　occasion　to　do　any
  more　police　duty。　　Her　Grace　must　look　after　you　herself。〃
  〃I　will　give　her　a　chance；〃　said　her　Grace's　son；　a　trifle　grimly。
  〃I　shall　make　her　go　and　see　them。〃
  〃She　won't　do　it；　my　boy。〃
  〃We'll　see　if　she　doesn't；〃　said　Lord　Lambeth。
  But　if　Percy　Beaumont　took　a　somber　view　of　the　arrival
  of　the　two　ladies　at　Jones's　Hotel；　he　was　sufficiently
  a　man　of　the　world　to　offer　them　a　smiling　countenance。
  He　fell　into　animated　conversationconversation；　at　least；
  that　was　animated　on　her　sidewith　Mrs。　Westgate；　while　his
  companion　made　himself　agreeable　to　the　younger　lady。
  Mrs。　Westgate　began　confessing　and　protesting；
  declaring　and　expounding。
  〃I　must　say　London　is　a　great　deal　brighter　and　prettier　just
  now　than　it　was　when　I　was　here　lastin　the　month　of　November。
  There　is　evidently　a　great　deal　going　on；　and　you　seem　to　have
  a　good　many　flowers。　　I　have　no　doubt　it　is　very　charming
  for　all　you　people；　and　that　you　amuse　yourselves　immensely。
  It　is　very　good　of　you　to　let　Bessie　and　me　come　and　sit
  and　look　at　you。　　I　suppose　you　will　think　I　am　very　satirical；
  but　I　must　confess　that　that's　the　feeling　I　have　in　London。〃
  〃I　am　afraid　I　don't　quite　understand　to　what　feeling　you　allude；〃
  said　Percy　Beaumont。
  〃The　feeling　that　it's　all　very　well　for　you　English　people。
  Everything　is　beautifully　arranged　for　you。〃
  〃It　seems　to　me　it　is　very　well　for　some　Americans；　sometimes；〃
  rejoined　Beaumont。
  〃For　some　of　them；　yesif　they　like　to　be　patronized。
  But　I　must　say　I　don't　like　to　be　patronized。　　I　may　be　very　eccentric；
  and　undisciplined；　and　outrageous；　but　I　confess　I　never　was　fond
  of　patronage。　　I　like　to　associate　with　people　on　the　same　terms
  as　I　do　in　my　own　country；　that's　a　peculiar　taste　that　I　have。
  But　here　people　seem　to　expect　something　elseHeaven　knows　what！
  I　am　afraid　you　will　think　I　am　very　ungrateful；　for　I　certainly
  have　received　a　great　deal　of　attention。　　The　last　time　I　was　here；
  a　lady　sent　me　a　message　that　I　was　at　liberty　to　come　and　see　her。〃
  〃Dear　me！　　I　hope　you　didn't　go；〃　observed　Percy　Beaumont。
  〃You　are　deliciously　naive；　I　must　say　that　for　you！〃
  Mrs。　Westgate　exclaimed。　　〃It　must　be　a　great　advantage　to　you　here
  in　London。　　I　suppose　that　if　I　myself　had　a　little　more　naivete；
  I　should　enjoy　it　more。　　I　should　be　content　to　sit　on　a　chair
  in　the　park；　and　see　the　people　pass；　and　be　told　that　this
  is　the　Duchess　of　Suffolk；　and　that　is　the　Lord　Chamberlain；
  and　that　I　must　be　thankful　for　the　privilege　of　beholding　them。
  I　daresay　it　is　very　wicked　and　critical　of　me　to　ask　for
  anything　else。　　But　I　was　always　critical；　and　I　freely　confess
  to　the　sin　of　being　fastidious。　　I　am　told　there　is　some　remarkably
  superior　second…rate　society　provided　here　for　strangers。
  Merci！　I　don't　want　any　superior　second…rate　society。
  I　want　the　society　that　I　have　been　accustomed　to。〃
  〃I　hope　you　don't　call　Lambeth　and　me　second　rate；〃　Beaumont　interposed。
  〃Oh；　I　am　accustomed　to　you；〃　said　Mrs。　Westgate。　　〃Do　you　know
  that　you　English　sometimes　make　the　most　wonderful　speeches？
  The　first　time　I　came　to　London　I　went　out　to　dineas　I　told　you；
  I　have　received　a　great　deal　of　attention。　　After　dinner；
  in　the　drawing　room；　I　had　some　conversation　with　an　old　lady；
  I　assure　you　I　had。　　I　forget　what　we　talked　about；　but　she
  presently　said；　in　allusion　to　something　we　were　discussing；
  'Oh；　you　know；　the　aristocracy　do　so…and…so；　but　in　one's　own
  class　of　life　it　is　very　different。'　　In　one's　own　class　of　life！
  What　is　a　poor　unprotected　American　woman　to　do　in　a　country
  where　she　is　liable　to　have　that　sort　of　thing　said　to　her？〃
  〃You　seem　to　get　hold　of　some　very　queer　old　ladies；
  I　compliment　you　on　your　acquaintance！〃　　Percy　Beaumont　exclaimed。
  〃If　you　are　trying　to　bring　me　to　admit　that　London　is　an
  odious　place；　you'll　not　succeed。　　I'm　extremely　fond　of　it；
  and　I　think　it　the　jolliest　place　in　the　world。〃
  〃Pour　vous　autres。　　I　never　said　the　contrary；〃　Mrs。　Westgate　retorted。
  I　make　use　of　this　expression；　because　both　interlocutors　had　begun
  to　raise　their　voices。　　Percy　Beaumont　naturally　did　not　like　to　hear
  his　country　abused；　and　Mrs。　Westgate；　no　less　naturally；　did　not　like
  a　stubborn　debater。
  〃Hallo！〃　said　Lord　Lambeth；　〃what　are　they　up　to　now？〃
  And　he　came　away　from　the　window；　where　he　had　been　standing
  with　Bessie　Alden。
  〃I　quite　agree　with　a　very　clever　countrywoman　of　mine；〃　Mrs。　Westgate
  continued　with　charming　ardor；　though　with　imperfect　relevancy。
  She