第 18 节
作者:圈圈      更新:2022-06-19 10:08      字数:9322
  amusements。  That is what has ruined me; so much the worse for me; but as
  my will had nothing to do with it; I continue to respect myself。
  〃Every Sunday for the last five years my wife and I have spent the day at
  Passy。  We get fresh air; and; besides; we are fond of fishing。  Oh! we
  are as fond of it as we are of little onions。  Melie inspired me with
  that enthusiasm; the jade; and she is more enthusiastic than I am; the
  scold; seeing that all the mischief in this business is her fault; as you
  will see immediately。
  〃I am strong and mild tempered; without a pennyworth of malice in me。
  But she! oh! la! la! she looks like nothing; she is short and thin。
  Very well; she does more mischief than a weasel。  I do not deny that she
  has some good qualities; she has some; and very important ones for a man
  in business。  But her character!  Just ask about it in the neighborhood;
  and even the porter's wife; who has just sent me about my businessshe
  will tell you something about it。
  〃Every day she used to find fault with my mild temper: 'I would not put
  up with this!  I would not put up with that。'  If I had listened to her;
  Monsieur le President; I should have had at least three hand…to…hand
  fights a month 。  。  。  。〃
  Madame Renard interrupted him: 〃And for good reasons; too; they laugh
  best who laugh last。〃
  He turned toward her frankly: 〃Well; I can't blame you; since you were
  not the cause of it。〃
  Then; facing the President again; he said:
  〃I will continue。  We used to go to Passy every Saturday evening; so as
  to begin fishing at daybreak the next morning。  It is a habit which has
  become second nature with us; as the saying is。  Three years ago this
  summer I discovered a place; oh!  such a spot。  Oh; dear; dear!  In the
  shade; eight feet of water at least and perhaps ten; a hole with cavities
  under the bank; a regular nest for fish and a paradise for the fisherman。
  I might look upon that fishing hole as my property; Monsieur le
  President; as I was its Christopher Columbus。  Everybody in the
  neighborhood knew it; without making any opposition。  They would say:
  'That is Renard's place'; and nobody would have gone there; not even
  Monsieur Plumeau; who is well known; be it said without any offense; for
  poaching on other people's preserves。
  〃Well; I returned to this place of which I felt certain; just as if I had
  owned it。  I had scarcely got there on Saturday; when I got into Delila;
  with my wife。  Delila is my Norwegian boat; which I had built by
  Fournaire; and which is light and safe。  Well; as I said; we got into the
  boat and we were going to set bait; and for setting bait there is none to
  be compared with me; and they all know it。  You want to know with what I
  bait?  I cannot answer that question; it has nothing to do with the
  accident。  I cannot answer; that is my secret。  There are more than three
  hundred people who have asked me; I have been offered glasses of brandy
  and liqueur; fried fish; matelotes; to make me tell。  But just go and try
  whether the chub will come。  Ah! they have tempted my stomach to get at
  my secret; my recipe。  Only my wife knows; and she will not tell it any
  more than I will。  Is not that so; Melie?〃
  The president of the court interrupted him。
  〃Just get to the facts as soon as you can;〃 and the accused continued:
  〃I am getting to them; I am getting to them。  Well; on Saturday; July 8;
  we left by the twenty…five past five train and before dinner we went to
  set bait as usual。  The weather promised to keep fine and I said to
  Melie: 'All right for tomorrow。'  And she replied: 'If looks like it;'
  We never talk more than that together。
  〃And then we returned to dinner。  I was happy and thirsty; and that was
  the cause of everything。  I said to Melie: 'Look here; Melie; it is fine
  weather; suppose I drink a bottle of 'Casque a meche'。'  That is a weak
  white wine which we have christened so; because if you drink too much of
  it it prevents you from sleeping and takes the place of a nightcap。  Do
  you understand me?
  〃She replied: 'You can do as you please; but you will be ill again and
  will not be able to get up tomorrow。'  That was true; sensible and
  prudent; clearsighted; I must confess。  Nevertheless I could not resist;
  and I drank my bottle。  It all came from that。
  〃Well; I could not sleep。  By Jove! it kept me awake till two o'clock in
  the morning; and then I went to sleep so soundly that I should not have
  heard the angel sounding his trump at the last judgment。
  〃In short; my wife woke me at six o'clock and I jumped out of bed;
  hastily put on my trousers and jersey; washed my face and jumped on board
  Delila。  But it was too late; for when I arrived at my hole it was
  already occupied!  Such a thing had never happened to me in three years;
  and it made me feel as if I were being robbed under my own eyes。  I said
  to myself: 'Confound it all! confound it!' And then my wife began to nag
  at me。  'Eh! what about your 'Casque a meche'?  Get along; you drunkard!
  Are you satisfied; you great fool?'  I could say nothing; because it was
  all true; but I landed all the same near the spot and tried to profit by
  what was left。  Perhaps after all the fellow might catch nothing and go
  away。
  〃He was a little thin man in white linen coat and waistcoat and a large
  straw hat; and his wife; a fat woman; doing embroidery; sat behind him。
  〃When she saw us take up our position close to them she murmured: 'Are
  there no other places on the river?'  My wife; who was furious; replied:
  'People who have any manners make inquiries about the habits of the
  neighborhood before occupying reserved spots。'
  〃As I did not want a fuss; I said to her: 'Hold your tongue; Melie。  Let
  them alone; let them alone; we shall see。'
  〃Well; we fastened Delila under the willows and had landed and were
  fishing side by side; Melie and I; close to the two others。  But here;
  monsieur; I must enter into details。
  〃We had only been there about five minutes when our neighbor's line began
  to jerk twice; thrice; and then he pulled out a chub as thick as my
  thigh; rather less; perhaps; but nearly as big!  My heart beat; the
  perspiration stood on my forehead and Melie said to me: 'Well; you sot;
  did you see that?'
  〃Just then Monsieur Bru; the grocer of Poissy; who is fond of gudgeon
  fishing; passed in a boat and called out to me: 'So somebody has taken
  your usual place; Monsieur Renard?'  And I replied: 'Yes; Monsieur Bru;
  there are some people in this world who do not know the rules of common
  politeness。'
  〃The little man in linen pretended not to hear; nor his fat lump of a
  wife; either。〃
  Here the president interrupted him a second time: 〃Take care; you are
  insulting the widow; Madame Flameche; who is present。〃
  Renard made his excuses: 〃I beg your pardon; I beg your pardon; my anger
  carried me away。  Well; not a quarter of an hour had passed when the
  little man caught another chub; and another almost immediately; and
  another five minutes later。
  〃Tears were in my eyes; and I knew that Madame Renard was boiling with
  rage; for she kept on nagging at me: 'Oh; how horrid!  Don't you see that
  he is robbing you of your fish?  Do you think that you will catch
  anything?  Not even a frog; nothing whatever。  Why; my hands are
  tingling; just to think of it。'
  〃But I said to myself: 'Let us wait until twelve o'clock。  Then this
  poacher will go to lunch and I shall get my place again。  As for me;
  Monsieur le President; I lunch on that spot every Sunday。  We bring our
  provisions in Delila。  But there!  At noon the wretch produced a chicken
  in a newspaper; and while he was eating; he actually caught another chub!
  〃Melie and I had a morsel also; just a bite; a mere nothing; for our
  heart was not in it。
  〃Then I took up my newspaper to aid my digestion。  Every Sunday I read
  the Gil Blas in the shade by the side of the water。  It is Columbine's
  day; you know; Columbine; who writes the articles in the Gil Blas。
  I generally put Madame Renard into a rage by pretending to know this
  Columbine。  It is not true; for I do not know her and have never seen
  her; but that does not matter。  She writes very well; and then she says
  things that are pretty plain for a woman。  She suits me and there are not
  many of her sort。
  〃Well; I began to tease my wife; but she got angry immediately; and very
  angry; so I held my tongue。  At that moment our two witnesses who are
  present here; Monsieur Ladureau and Monsieur Durdent; appeared on the
  other side of the river。  We knew each other by sight。  The little man
  began to fish again and he caught so many that I trembled with vexation
  and his wife said: 'It is an uncommonly good spot; and we will come here
  always; Desire。'  As for me; a cold shiver ran down my back; and Madame
  Renard kept repeating: 'You are not a man; you have the blood of a
  chicken in your veins'; and suddenly I said to her: 'Look here; I would
  rather go away or I shall be doing something foolish。'
  〃And she whispered to me; as if she had put a red…hot iron under my nose:
  'You are not a man。  Now you are going to run away and surrender your
  place!  Go; then; Bazaine!'
  〃I felt hurt; but yet I did not move; while the other fellow pu