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century; apparently。 Then the brigadier stooped; and made his uniform
crack。 A button had flown off。
〃Lenient;〃 he said。
〃Yes; brigadier?〃
〃Come here; my lad; and look under the bed; I am too tall。 I will look
after the sideboard。〃
He got up and waited while his man executed his orders。
Lenient; who was short and stout; took off his kepi; laid himself on his
stomach; and; putting his face on the floor; looked at the black cavity
under the bed; and then; suddenly; he exclaimed:
〃All right; here we are!〃
〃What have you got? The rabbit?〃
〃No; the thief。〃
〃The thief! Pull him out; pull him out!〃
The gendarme had put his arms under the bed and laid hold of something;
and he was pulling with all his might; and at last a foot; shod in a
thick boot; appeared; which he was holding in his right hand。 The
brigadier took it; crying:
〃Pull! Pull!〃
And Lenient; who was on his knees by that time; was pulling at the other
leg。 But it was a hard job; for the prisoner kicked out hard; and arched
up his back under the bed。
〃Courage! courage! pull! pull!〃 Senateur cried; and they pulled him
with all their strength; so that the wooden slat gave way; and he came
out as far as his head; but at last they got that out also; and they saw
the terrified and furious face of Polyte; whose arms remained stretched
out under the bed。
〃Pull away!〃 the brigadier kept on exclaiming。 Then they heard a strange
noise; and as the arms followed the shoulders; and the hands the arms;
they saw in the hands the handle of a saucepan; and at the end of the
handle the saucepan itself; which contained stewed rabbit。
〃Good Lord! good Lord!〃 the brigadier shouted in his delight; while
Lenient took charge of the man; the rabbit's skin; an overwhelming proof;
was discovered under the mattress; and then the gendarmes returned in
triumph to the village with their prisoner and their booty。
A week later; as the affair had made much stir; Lecacheur; on going into
the mairie to consult the schoolmaster; was told that the shepherd
Severin had been waiting for him for more than an hour; and he found him
sitting on a chair in a corner; with his stick between his legs。 When he
saw the mayor; he got up; took off his cap; and said:
〃Good…morning; Maitre Cacheux〃; and then he remained standing; timid and
embarrassed。
〃What do you want?〃 the former said。
〃This is it; monsieur。 Is it true that somebody stole one of your
rabbits last week?〃
〃Yes; it is quite true; Severin。〃
〃Who stole the rabbit?〃
〃Polyte Ancas; the laborer。〃
〃Right! right! And is it also true that it was found under my bed?〃
〃What do you mean; the rabbit?〃
〃The rabbit and then Polyte。〃
〃Yes; my poor Severin; quite true; but who told you?〃
〃Pretty well everybody。 I understand! And I suppose you know all about
marriages; as you marry people?〃
〃What about marriage?〃
〃With regard to one's rights。〃
〃What rights?〃
〃The husband's rights and then the wife's rights。〃
〃Of course I do。〃
〃Oh! Then just tell me; M'sieu Cacheux; has my wife the right to go to
bed with Polyte?〃
〃What; to go to bed with Polyte?〃
〃Yes; has she any right before the law; and; seeing that she is my wife;
to go to bed with Polyte?〃
〃Why; of course not; of course not。〃
〃If I catch him there again; shall I have the right to thrash him and her
also?〃
〃Whywhywhy; yes。〃
〃Very well; then; I will tell you why I want to know。 One night last
week; as I had my suspicions; I came in suddenly; and they were not
behaving properly。 I chucked Polyte out; to go and sleep somewhere else;
but that was all; as I did not know what my rights were。 This time I did
not see them; I only heard of it from others。 That is over; and we will
not say any more about it; but if I catch them againby G; if I catch
them again; I will make them lose all taste for such nonsense; Maitre
Cacheux; as sure as my name is Severin。〃
HIS AVENGER
When M。 Antoine Leuillet married the widow; Madame Mathilde Souris; he
had already been in love with her for ten years。
M。 Souris has been his friend; his old college chum。 Leuillet was very
much attached to him; but thought he was somewhat of a simpleton。 He
would often remark: 〃That poor Souris who will never set the world on
fire。〃
When Souris married Miss Mathilde Duval; Leuillet was astonished and
somewhat annoyed; as he was slightly devoted to her; himself。 She was
the daughter of a neighbor; a former proprietor of a draper's
establishment who had retired with quite a small fortune。 She married
Souris for his money。
Then Leuillet thought he would start a flirtation with his friend's wife。
He was a good…looking man; intelligent and also rich。 He thought it
would be all plain sailing; but he was mistaken。 Then he really began to
admire her with an admiration that his friendship for the husband obliged
him to keep within the bounds of discretion; making him timid and
embarrassed。 Madame Souris believing that his presumptions had received
a wholesome check now treated him as a good friend。 This went on for
nine years。
One morning a messenger brought Leuillet a distracted note from the poor
woman。 Souris had just died suddenly from the rupture of an aneurism。
He was dreadfully shocked; for they were just the same age。 But almost
immediately a feeling of profound joy; of intense relief; of emancipation
filled his being。 Madame Souris was free。
He managed; however; to assume the sad; sympathetic expression that was
appropriate; waited the required time; observed all social appearances。
At the end of fifteen months he married the widow。
This was considered to be a very natural; and even a generous action。 It
was the act of a good friend of an upright man。
He was happy at last; perfectly happy。
They lived in the most cordial intimacy; having understood and
appreciated each other from the first。 They had no secrets from one
another and even confided to each other their most secret thoughts。
Leuillet loved his wife now with a quiet and trustful affection; he loved
her as a tender; devoted companion who is an equal and a confidante。
But there lingered in his mind a strange and inexplicable bitterness
towards the defunct Souris; who had first been the husband of this woman;
who had had the flower of her youth and of her soul; and had even robbed
her of some of her poetry。 The memory of the dead husband marred the
happiness of the living husband; and this posthumous jealousy tormented
his heart by day and by night。
The consequence was he talked incessantly of Souris; asked about a
thousand personal and secret minutia; wanted to know all about his habits
and his person。 And he sneered at him even in his grave; recalling with
self…satisfaction his whims; ridiculing his absurdities; dwelling on his
faults。
He would call to his wife all over the house:
〃Hallo; Mathilde!〃
〃Here I am; dear。〃
〃Come here a moment。〃
She would come; always smiling; knowing well that he would say something
about Souris and ready to flatter her new husband's inoffensive mania。
〃Tell me; do you remember one day how Souris insisted on explaining to me
that little men always commanded more affection than big men?〃
And he made some remarks that were disparaging to the deceased; who was a
small man; and decidedly flattering to himself; Leuillet; who was a tall
man。
Mme。 Leuillet allowed him to think he was right; quite right; and she
laughed heartily; gently ridiculing her former husband for the sake of
pleasing the present one; who always ended by saying:
〃All the same; what a ninny that Souris was!〃
They were happy; quite happy; and Leuillet never ceased to show his
devotion to his wife。
One night; however; as they lay awake; Leuillet said as he kissed his
wife:
〃See here; dearie。〃
〃Well?〃
〃Was SourisI don't exactly know how to say itwas Souris very loving?〃
She gave him a kiss for reply and murmured 〃Not as loving as you are; mon
chat。〃
He was flattered in his self…love and continued:
〃He must have beena ninnywas he not?〃
She did not reply。 She only smiled slyly and hid her face in her
husband's neck。
〃He must have been a ninny and notnotnot smart?〃
She shook her head slightly to imply; 〃Nonot at all smart。〃
He continued:
〃He must have been an awful nuisance; eh?〃
This time she was frank and replied:
〃Oh yes!〃
He kissed her again for this avowal and said:
〃What a brute he was! You were not happy with him?〃
〃No;〃 she replied。 〃It was not always pleasant。〃
Leuillet was delighted; forming in his mind a comparison; much in his own
favor; between his wife's former and present position。 He was silent for
a time; and then with a burst of laughter he asked:
〃Tell me?〃
〃What?〃
〃Will you be frank; very frank with me?〃
〃Why yes; my dear。〃
〃Well then; tell me truly did you never feel tempted tototo deceive
that imbecile Souris?〃
Mme。 Leuillet said: 〃Oh!〃 pretending to be shocked and hid her face again
on her husband's shoulder。 But he saw that she was laughing。
〃Come now; own up;〃 he persisted。 〃He looked like a ninny; that
creature! It w